🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Haru Okumura said:
Cope.

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Psicopax said:
I originally gave up on this Rolf gif because of how hard it was to track. Black background, black tshirt and black mic stand.
It took a long long looooong time but i couldn't just give up. So here it is. Its not the best but its the best i could do.
My gif looping is shit tho, but look. He dance.

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The thought "This is probably what he does when he takes a shit" entered my mind and now I want to die.
 
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gran_autismo said:
I feel so bad for his mom because she's not a tourist like all these other people and she doesn't get to just go somewhere else (unless it's hospice so she can die) but otoh... who taught him to live like an animal? I try to hold out hope that she's just a vulnerable unwitting participant in this situation but there are no heroes in this story so I don't know.

Also $600 plates. These are plates you get after the kids have gone to graduate school and will only come over for Christmas and Thanksgiving. GO FOR IT FAI FAI.
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Just go to any estate sale (or even garage sale really) and snag some plates and real furniture. I'm sure there's plenty of nice stuff in Richmond
 
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This whole thing is so theatrical, even when people don't assume anyone else will see it. Ralph refusing to give up his identity from the get go while talking big. The repeated ", sir" between both of them, burgeoning on outright fedora tipping. The over the top threats from both parties, from I'll charge my own daughter with grand theft, to "I'm VERY well known online, this will be blasted in front of THOUSANDS"

Is this what Gen Z soap operas are going to be like?

She posted a NASTY tweet about me! DUN DUN DUNNNN!
 
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Psicopax said:
I originally gave up on this Rolf gif because of how hard it was to track. Black background, black tshirt and black mic stand.
It took a long long looooong time but i couldn't just give up. So here it is. Its not the best but its the best i could do.
My gif looping is shit tho, but look. He dance.

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gran_autismo said:
How do you survive a middle class suburban upbringing claiming that you were constantly cooking and cleaning and not be able to do basic food prep? And how has she not insisted on at least a casual set of Corelle stoneware from walmart by now? It's $30 Ethan and you get all kinds of plates, bowls and even cups. Quit living like an animal it's not hard.
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If we're gonna insist on simple things that separate Ethan from the animals, number one should be not sniffing his girlfriend's asshole
 
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Psicopax said:
I originally gave up on this Rolf gif because of how hard it was to track. Black background, black tshirt and black mic stand.
It took a long long looooong time but i couldn't just give up. So here it is. Its not the best but its the best i could do.
My gif looping is shit tho, but look. He dance.

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I'm proud of you.
 
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Lemmingwise said:
Those were 0 pushups. What shit form was that. Embarrassing to smile in satisfaction about that.

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We get it you dislike the gunt detractors more than you dislike the gunt but jesus Mom do you think we could tell a joke or have some fun around here? I promise I'll get my homework done before dinner.
 
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Lemmingwise said:
They certainly were joke pushups, I'll give you that.
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Yes. Ok now that were both agreed can you quit tumbling into the thread and making us explain jokes to you?

I feel like were all sitting here watching 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' for fun and Lemmingwise just keeps coming in going "UUUUh you know that rocket is held up by a string right?!?!"
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Yes. Ok now that were both agreed can you quit tumbling into the thread and making us explain jokes to you?

I feel like were all sitting here watching 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' for fun and Lemmingwise just keeps coming in going "UUUUh you know that rocket is held up by a string right?!?!"
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Lemmingwise has no balls. He's not a man. He's a fucking faggot disgusting shit. He should go and get himself fucked up the ass by some gay faggot with AIDs.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Yes. Ok now that were both agreed can you quit tumbling into the thread and making us explain jokes to you?

I feel like were all sitting here watching 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' for fun and Lemmingwise just keeps coming in going "UUUUh you know that rocket is held up by a string right?!?!"
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I've made a couple of posts that went against the wave, but laughing at those pushups wasn't one of them. I must have missed the plaque that I can only laugh at one group and not the other.

Your complaints about me laughing at those pushups are as partypooping as one or two of my earlier comments and if you don't like it, you shouldn't do it yourself either. If krautguarding or coachguarding is in fashion, then I'll just have to wear unfashionable clothes for a while.

I suggest we drop the mutual autism and focus on the cows; or not, we can go more rounds of this if that's what you want, I just don't see the point.
 
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