Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BubbleButt]

... WB doesn't have anything to do with Dragon Ball, Bob. Nor Sonic, for that matter, but that one was obvious.

JoJo? Maybe. WB does have some control over the anime version of that, but Goku... Jesus, man... You can't even do Pop Culture right.

 

[Brother Wind]

Chris does another round of e-begging:
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The Kennedys are out. The Clintons are in:
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Bobby counts on Chelsea Clinton to go Stalin on the men who wronged her Queen Mother:
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Neither The Milgram nor the Stanford Experiments have been "discredited" as "outright hoax", although they are considered to be grossly unethical. The Milgram continues to be widely cited in psychology texts today.

More macho talk: let's kill all those who make "Nazi noises" and sell their organs like China does!
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Bobby "takes daily medications" for the Disease That Must Not Be Named:
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By Bobby's reason he should have long recognized that the Post Office is, you know, obsolete, having gone the way of coal miners. But how about my Glibenclamide????!!!!
And I'm scandalized, scandalized, that Bobby continue to do business with obsolete corporations who don't do e-banking. Whatever happened to Global Technocractic culture?

But maybe I'm too one-track minded: who said diabetes? Bobby might mean his PTSD instead.
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Peter Coffin:
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Wut?

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Wut?

Man this was a stupider Movie Bob dump than most, and I didn't think that was remotely possible. First off, as some one who lives twenty miles down a dirt road, fuck twice a week mail. I'll start a goddamn Civil War over that. It ran into problems because the feds didn't want to pay for it properly the fucking cocksuckers. Also speaking of the Civil War. What the fuck both sides were "Committing Terrorism". Sherman's Total War was a version of it. The Confederates tried it in the north, but by and large were just kept out of the North. Its how you win a war you fat idiot.

 

[millennialcat96]

I feel like this fat dude would benefit a lot and change a decent amount of his views on life and politics if he could take a course in logistics and spend more time studying the actual state of human technology and history. Does he really think our current capitalist society can survive in case of a huge black swan event or a global catastrophic event? For example an event where something completely fuck up our agriculture on a global scale which leads to the inevitable breakdown of every major industries and human societies. His utopia is never going to be a reality without a huge number of serious breakthroughs in energy, science and technology. And even that does not guarantee we can save everyone, let alone making it possible for everyone on this tiny miserable rock to live a lifestyle like this arrogant fatty currently does (his futuristic lifestyle is even more idiotic and out of the question). Our planet is finite and its resources is finite too.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob literally thinks that we should be growing wheat on the moon, that we’ll develop technology to keep brains alive in jars and that when we do, his brain is important enough to be one of the ones selected for what will undoubtably be a very expensive, time consuming endeavor.
It’s all because he’s both retarded and has had the realization that his life has meant nothing. Soon he will just another obese body in the ground. There’s no afterlife. Nothing more. He wants immortality so he doesn’t just blip out of existence. But it’s never going to happen. The only legacy Bob will leave behind is his KiwiFarms thread.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob has no children to leave a legacy to so the next best thing is for him to encourage us with the hope that Martian Manhunter will team up with Ron Weasley to save Vegeta from the dastardly duo of Robotnik and Mxyplyzyk. That's a billion dollar idea and not a shameful fanfic.net abomination at all!

Reading those tweets has made me feel sick to my stomach. It's like watching again that video of the soyboy crying about the last Star Wars Movie and realizing that he was a man that was hollow inside. He lived solely to consume and beg corporate entities for more products to consume. A mindless drone without will or sense of self.

And i feel the same for Bob. How fucking sad it is that the biggest aspiration you have in life is not to have a family, build a house or leave behind a legacy, but to hope that some disgraceful corporate entity that will gladly steal your wallet and punch you in the face, creates a horrific fanfiction abomination?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

...
Mega corporations owning everything is actually a good thing because, and I am fucking quoting here, " you might live to see Goku, Sonic and a de-Rowling'd Harry Potter all join the Justice League. This is where we live now."

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1297188661759483909

https://archive.vn/bFDBI

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Spoiler: The tweeted pic

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Bob has no children to leave a legacy to so the next best thing is for him to encourage us with the hope that Martian Manhunter will team up with Ron Weasley to save Vegeta from the dastardly duo of Robotnik and Mxyplyzyk. That's a billion dollar idea and not a shameful fanfic.net abomination at all!

Bob misunderstanding words and their usage like a tubby dum dum? I know it may not compute in your robit brain but such things are impossible.

He still has to mention his JK Rowling butthurt when talking about crossovers.

I feel like this fat dude would benefit a lot and change a decent amount of his views on life and politics if he could took a course in logistics and spend more time studying the actual state of human technology and history. Does he really think our current capitalist society can survive in case of a huge black swan event or a global catastrophic event? For example an event where something completely fuck up our agriculture on a global scale which leads to the inevitable breakdown of every major industries and human societies. His utopia is never going to be a reality without a huge number of serious breakthroughs in energy, science and technology. And even that does not guarantee we can save everyone, let alone making it possible for everyone on this tiny miserable rock to live a lifestyle like this arrogant fatty currently does (his futuristic lifestyle is even more idiotic and out of the question). Our planet is finite and its resources is finite too.

That's his brain on pop culture. He likely thinks scientific and engineering breakthroughs are done by one genius who has a eureka moment rather than years of research and development by many many people.

 

[Meriasek]

I honestly wonder whether he's trying to do a comical misunderstanding or honestly doesn't get that "lots" in this case refers to gambling outcomes (like in the Bible it mentions "drawing lots"), not property.

Of course he's just trying to be funny. The thought that a poor conservative maybe didn't deserve to be poor is completely anathema to him, so he throws shade at that.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

But maybe I'm too one-track minded: who said diabetes? Bobby might mean his PTSD instead.

PTSD? Ha! Bob is more likely to be suffering psychotic delusions, which are a symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

 

[Fictional Character]

... WB doesn't have anything to do with Dragon Ball, Bob. Nor Sonic, for that matter, but that one was obvious.

JoJo? Maybe. WB does have some control over the anime version of that, but Goku... Jesus, man... You can't even do Pop Culture right.

Bob is just excited for Disney getting the entire US GDP as compensation for pandemic damages and using it to buy every other entertainment company on the planet.

 

[cypocryphy]

I feel like this fat dude would benefit a lot and change a decent amount of his views on life and politics if he could take a course in logistics and spend more time studying the actual state of human technology and history. Does he really think our current capitalist society can survive in case of a huge black swan event or a global catastrophic event? For example an event where something completely fuck up our agriculture on a global scale which leads to the inevitable breakdown of every major industries and human societies. His utopia is never going to be a reality without a huge number of serious breakthroughs in energy, science and technology. And even that does not guarantee we can save everyone, let alone making it possible for everyone on this tiny miserable rock to live a lifestyle like this arrogant fatty currently does (his futuristic lifestyle is even more idiotic and out of the question). Our planet is finite and its resources is finite too.

It happens in movies/video games/shows he likes, therefore it's possible.

 

[Adamska]

Bob is a benevolent ruler that will allow conservatives to keep land.

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1297195383400079363

https://archive.vn/HYI1Y

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My favorite part of this is not him letting them have land to, you know, live and work but to allow them to have a place to put their "STUFF". Way to shake the CONSOOMER stereotype Bobbyboi.

And here's Billy-Bob again revealing he believes that the people he disagrees with should be put on a reservation. He's stated this many times before, usually pairing it with them being deprived of resources and starved. Not that this weak Randall Weems motherfucker will ever cop to it due to being a spineless bitch with a frictionless mind.

He's so mentally feeble he really can't tell he's ripping off the Young Turks' playbook with the Armenians.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I feel like this fat dude would benefit a lot and change a decent amount of his views on life and politics if he could take a course in logistics and spend more time studying the actual state of human technology and history. Does he really think our current capitalist society can survive in case of a huge black swan event or a global catastrophic event? For example an event where something completely fuck up our agriculture on a global scale which leads to the inevitable breakdown of every major industries and human societies. His utopia is never going to be a reality without a huge number of serious breakthroughs in energy, science and technology. And even that does not guarantee we can save everyone, let alone making it possible for everyone on this tiny miserable rock to live a lifestyle like this arrogant fatty currently does (his futuristic lifestyle is even more idiotic and out of the question). Our planet is finite and its resources is finite too.

Uh, not if Bob was president. His first act? Making Star Trek replicators. And if you think that is silly, then you obviously are just a midwestern ghoul who does nothing but say nigger and post about Gamergate every two seconds.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob isn't going to like a Batman movie no matter how the trailer looks anyway. He also continues to not be funny. It probably just sucks for him to see a good looking man with hair tbh.

 

[Lensherr]

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Bob isn't going to like a Batman movie no matter how the trailer looks anyway. He also continues to not be funny. It probably just sucks for him to see a good looking man with hair tbh.

Funny how he’s never given Captain America: The Winter Soldier any grief for lifting from movies like 3 Days Of The Condor, or the new Star Wars movies for recycling the imagery of previous films in the series. Apparently it doesn’t matter of the characters are constantly cracking jokes at the expense of the film and deliberately undermining the premise with ironic tongue-in-cheek humor.

EDIT: Also, Bob probably has more fat on just his neck than Robert Pattinson has on his entire body.

 

[Adamska]

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Funny how he’s never given Captain America: The Winter Soldier any grief for lifting from movies like 3 Days Of The Condor, or the new Star Wars movies for recycling the imagery of previous films in the series. Apparently it doesn’t matter of the characters are constantly cracking jokes at the expense of the film and deliberately undermining the premise with ironic tongue-in-cheek humor.

EDIT: Also, Bob probably has more fat on just his neck than Robert Pattinson has on his entire body.

Fat baby still mad that Republicans liked a Batman movie from over 10 years ago. Still smoothbrained and too stupid to speak on anything with realpeople authority.

 

[Lensherr]

Spoiler: Some retweets roasting his ass

 

[Flexo]

Yeah, I'm a DC dork.

Spoiler: sperging

Look, I won't deny that DC has made some mistakes. But this take by Bob that somehow Adam West Batman is "only true" batman is just dumb.

First of all, the original great comic book movie was the 78 Superman. (as always, leading the way) And yeah, it may have some comedic moments, but what people often fail to realize is that what makes the movie work is that the filmmakers took it VERY seriously. Remember the tagline was "You will believe a man can fly." And yeah, sometimes even the serious Superman story could have jokes in them. That's who Superman is - he flies and brings hope and joy in the daytime. Taking it "seriously" doesn't mean the movie is a joyless borefest, it means you take the character serious and ask "who is Superman, what would he do, etc etc" rather than making him a self-aware joke.

Conversely Batman is - especially given his tragic roots - always going to be pulled to be the darker, dourer hero. And this was proven back when it had its first juggernaut: Tim Burton's Batman. That's what annoyed everyone about the Schumaker Batflicks - they went too camp.

And YES there is a similar problem with DC films of late - everyone is ripping off Nolan Batman. Don't get me wrong, I adore Nolan Batman - but I also admit it's not a style for every DC hero. Each hero should have its own style and feel. Wonder Woman got it just right. Shazam is near perfect. Even Aquaman is pretty close - though I wish they had gone a bit more fun with it (Brave & Bold Aquaman best Aquaman).

STFU Bob. Of the DC heroes, Shazam is closer to MCU style (ironic given his true name), Superman a bit closer to MCU style, and maybe Flash or Green Lantern. Otherwise let Batman and the rest be their own styles and tones.

And yes, part of the fun of an ACTUAL Justice League movie is the blending together of all these discordant motifs together for a bit story. The cartoon was perfect because you could have an episode that leans more on Superman's style, and in another leans more on Batman's. etc

TL;DR - Bob is an idiot that things all things have to be the same and apparently can't handle the idea of a variety or spice in his movies.

Kind of explains his tastes in food, doesn't it?

 

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Funny how he’s never given Captain America: The Winter Soldier any grief for lifting from movies like 3 Days Of The Condor, or the new Star Wars movies for recycling the imagery of previous films in the series. Apparently it doesn’t matter of the characters are constantly cracking jokes at the expense of the film and deliberately undermining the premise with ironic tongue-in-cheek humor.

EDIT: Also, Bob probably has more fat on just his neck than Robert Pattinson has on his entire body.

Its lifting things from the crow, not se7en Bob you fucking mongoloid

 

[assdick42069]

TL;DR - Bob is an idiot that things all things have to be the same and apparently can't handle the idea of a variety or spice in his movies.

Kind of explains his tastes in food, doesn't it?

No you fucking chud he's very cultured as you can tell by everything he cooks

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Its lifting things from the crow, not se7en Bob you fucking mongoloid

The vibe I get from the movie is Bruce is forced to confront the consequences of his double life ("lies") if Alfred is targeted.
There's even the implication that Batman's tech causes too much collateral damage and he needs to forgo deflection in favor of taking the shots himself, which is a nod to "Gotham Knights", the 2008 animated shorts that were released alongside Dark Knight.
This is, dare I say, an acceptably "progressive" take on Batman, which Bob could clue into and capitalize on, if only he were observant and knowledgeable enough to recognize it.