Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

This forehead ain't on a list.

There is no Z-list for Dax. He's just some dude that lives in LA with a podcast and an unhappy 'wife'.

LOL. He's one one list in Hollywood, at least--The black list.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Dax thinks 650 auditions for a movie is par for the course because he had to do at least that many before he finally booked a Domino’s commercial.

Everyone misses the funniest thing about that commercial which is that the only role maddax was ever thought to be suited for was as the inner monologue of a selfie obsessed twenty-something woman.

I mean nuff said really.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I know 99% of my posts are bullshit but god damn. You're right. And it really puts a lot into context.

1) How much is his Chad act actually an act and how much is it Dax confusing a front he created to hide his insecurities with an Act or "Character"?

2) How often he insults people by calling them Nothing. That was his biggest repeated phrase when facing both PodAwful and PPP, treating them like they had a big chance to be stars and he was this wistful industry expert. I did an autism at him shortly after he went full retard:
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>I'm nothing.
>Calling me a 24yo Virgin

I actually talked to him and sent him messages off the cuff because I have this thing where I talk to 'famous' people as if they're just people because my brain doesn't register fame as a barrier to contact. They're not very interesting but being called Nothing really put the shiv in me. Not becuse I'm insecure and a failure, which I am, but because I am mid-20s. Like, I can still become something. Who are you that sits here at 40 years of age and tell people they're nothing. I didn't expect a positive reaction to telling him he'd be sacrificed, Null tells me to fuck off constantly. I deserve it. But it's all just a massive pimple of insecurity being pressed from every angle by himself and the internet's the mirror awaiting a fat splash pus.

As cringe-inducing as my messages are, I'm right. And now I'm gonna go be something and then I'm gonna come back when I am something and rub it in this faggot's face.


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You got under his skin. Think of how Dax used to respond to hate mail in MABTW days, BPITU days and early TDS days
- Smug trolling
- A "sincere" over the top apology written in corporate speak
- Pretending he did nothing wrong and explaining the same thing in worse terms
- Trying to explain why that person is worse for being offended

Trolling with the loli/pedo stuff looks like what EZPZ did with the "Lol your country was founded by pedos" Twitter jokes. Dax looks like a butt hurt crybaby who is desperate for people to stop shitting on him and do what he wants and see him as the Alpha Chad. He's writing this to you because he's angry not cause it's funny. His comeback is some Ricegum tier "you're IrElAvAnT" garbage.

Nothing is just that. Nothing. It is Xen.
A person who screams at nothing is sad and crazy.

Edit to avoid doublepost

Holy shit TDS fans are literally telling other people who don't agree with them what to think

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

If you have to start with "OK retards, here's the correct way to think" then nothing you say afterwards has any value.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Holy shit TDS fans are literally telling other people who don't agree with them what to think

The boundaries of the hug box are breaking. Even the dude who posted that said without saying it that he thinks Digi is a pedo. This is a major concession.

I really hope this isn't dick or one of his cronies using a sock because they gave up way more ground than they gained just by admitting the reality of the digi situation.

 

[AnOminous]

Dax’s updated tinder grindr profile:

FTFY.

Holy shit TDS fans are literally telling other people who don't agree with them what to think

"Sure I jerk off to kids, but that doesn't mean I'm some kind of pedo, duuuuuh!"

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

>Drawings aren't real life
>Fucked in the head
>Complicated sexuality
>Not necessarily a pedo
>Shouldn't be allowed near children anyway

 

[Hüftpriester]

“I’m an incredibly intelligent person and I’ve allowed you to exist” - Dax Herrera to PPP May 2020

“I’m so above you, I’ll never talk to you again after this” - Dax Herrera to PPP May 2020

“Come on my show to debate me on loli and at the end I’ll jerk off to it” - Dax Herrera to PPP August 2020

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

“I’m an incredibly intelligent person and I’ve allowed you to exist” - Dax Herrera to PPP May 2020

“I’m so above you, I’ll never talk to you again after this” - Dax Herrera to PPP May 2020

“Come on my show to debate me on loli and at the end I’ll jerk off to it” - Dax Herrera to PPP August 2020

"I'm not crying, you're crying" - Dax 2020

 

[WyanWunt]

Alt-Comedy.

what is this

 

[Crystal Golem]

what is this

That's LA comedy. Want to know more?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

What the hell I'll do a Reddit News

What are your guesses on this virgin contest contestants standards in a dating app. I laughed that this guy straight up wants to go MGTOW after realizing dating apps are shit. Dating apps suck and incentivize the worse in people. Meet people IRL or meet people online and let a romance develop over time if there is something there. If romances never develops for you than work on self improvement until you are desirable and it will come eventually.

Or keep desperation's stink on you telling bitches online "aye yo bb grl want sum fuq" and hope you match with a 10/10 with 0 flaws that was just too perfect to meet someone IRL.

"Pediphile"... I write like shit too so I don't shame spelling unless it's someone belittling the intelligence of someone.
I wanted to praise GroriousStanreyWoo's misspelling of pedophile because I think it is a glorious new nick name for Digibro, even if by accident.

JLH leaks: Yawn I am so bored of this.
Simpspiracy: Yawn I am so bored of this.
PPP owning Dax: Yawn I am so bored of this.
Ralphs chimp out sex tape: Yawn I am so bored of this.
Dax defends pedophiles and associates with pedophiles: Yawn I am so bored of this.
A 3 year old grudge match that was settled and 2 years ago and Maddox will not address it: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

What happens if Maddox conceeds defeat, goes back to his old job in Utah, drops off the internet occasionally dropping an article/video here and there?

#1 Reddit post: "Huuuuurrrrrr duurrrrr look at Maddox not posting on twitter for weeks on end. Doesn't he know how cool LA is. He probably stays off line to keep from crying because he has seen the mountain top and can't hang! Hey everyone Member when Maddox was a lolcow?"

Fucking Perfect Post.... But the hug box is not pleased.

Dumb jokes parading as posts. Now that's what I call quality!

Well there's something everyone can agree on

Damn, near 90% of TDS agrees Riley is shit, and that is probably with Dax, Riley, Pediphile and their girlfriends all hitting downvote.

So I think I may know why Dax will not Disavow Digi, pedos and furries

If Dax cut ties, he's be cutting lose all his pay piggies

 

[Quorthon]

He won't cut Riley loose because he's too afraid of admitting he was wrong, now. His ego has been too bruised by all the negative things that happened since he found out Asterios was talking shit. That was literally the last time he has ever admitted he handled something poorly. Since then, he has doubled down on every single stupid thing he's done. He admitted that Riley drives people away from the show, but he uses Dustin to excuse that.

The truth is, Dustin never once fucked up nearly as bad as Riley does constantly, and his one big fuck up (the suicidal guy) was still considered to be a good episode by some. And yet he still cut Dustin loose as a result of it. He's too insecure to take criticism now and because of that, he is going to let worthless people like Riley and Digipedo run his podcast into the ground. All while he drives away people in droves on Twitter with bad take after bad take.

 

[Crystal Golem]

"Bro! It's not pedobait it's a European Arthouse Film! You probably wouldn't understand "

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Alt-Comedy.

what is this

This was so unfunny I physically wanted to throw up.

Her dressing like a prostitute clown doesn't help.

Still a better comedian than Dax.

 

[You]

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"Bro! It's not pedobait it's a European Arthouse Film! You probably wouldn't understand "

The only thing more faggoty than someone actually using the word 'oftentimes' is him thinking he's cultured and has to let us know that those sophisticated European filmmakers make these totes dark, gritty, realistic societal films.

*laughs in Aronofsky*

 

[LemmeSee]

Dax's patron losses have stalled out at ~50 the past couple days since he stopped the pedo stuff on twitter (archive before) (archive current). Very disappointing to see someone abandoning their principles for petty cash. Does $300 really mean that much to you Dax? That's pocket change in your neighborhood. Be better.

 

[Crystal Golem]

The only thing more faggoty than someone actually using the word 'oftentimes' is him thinking he's cultured and has to let us know that those sophisticated European filmmakers make these totes dark, gritty, realistic societal films.

*laughs in Aronofsky*

I would love to know what the average weebtrash TDS viewer thinks of as a "gritty, realistic European movie"

"Les Samourai is of course a pinnacle of French cinema, all the same I can't help but feel that Jef would have been a better character if he had had a witty catchphrase or perhaps turned himself into a pickle during the duel scene."

 

[Desktop User2]

The only thing more faggoty than someone actually using the word 'oftentimes' is him thinking he's cultured and has to let us know that those sophisticated European filmmakers make these totes dark, gritty, realistic societal films.

*laughs in Aronofsky*

LOL I will not defend french cinema - they usually make the most "un-cinematic" shit - but you don't laugh in Aronofsky, the edgelord; you laugh at it. "Mother!" got me laughing out loud in the end.

 

[WyanWunt]

LOL I will not defend french cinema - they usually make the most "un-cinematic" shit - but you don't laugh in Aronofsky, the edgelord; you laugh at it. "Mother!" got me laughing out loud in the end.

i recently watched mother, lived in montreal till i finished public school which was about 6th grade over there. i really didnt get how the movie was basically making the main character someone who literally rapes everyone he see's and is sucidal and then trys and guilts the mother at the end.