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Lol @ these kiwifarms posters in situations I made up in my head thinking that pianos make you rich or some shit.

I live in the ghetto and can only afford 20 funko pops and 50 onlyfans a month and even I have one of those super high tech grand pianos that plays midis and I make it play stephen universe and homestuck songs all the time.
I drop pianos on people every day like looney tunes that's how cheap they are. Fucking chuds.
 
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Ilmseil said:
rape threats, lmao Jeffrey up to the dirty now

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Its my website now Lowtax. All the BGQ pussy is mine. And those incels at Kiwifarms have given me the perfect way to snatch that poontang.
 
AnOminous said:
SA is such a fucked up Nazi hellhole. Just a few weeks ago, you'd have been banned for criticizing Koalas Mooch for grifting and defrauding money from goons, and now defending the bitch gets you banned. Hilarious.
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The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.
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It's like how SA mods and admins shit on KF and tell everyone not to read it... yet mysteriously they have accounts here for whatever reason.

"Four legs good, two legs bad" shifts to "four legs good, two legs better" given enough time. The entire forum is a cult of personality looking for a leader.
 
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The derail has re-summoned LITERALLY A BIRD, who logged back in after previously posting from LITERALLY RETIRED. I wonder how many Xanax it took her to write this. Was this another two-piller, or is she up to three?

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(page archive because goons are cowardly faggots)
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
The derail has re-summoned LITERALLY A BIRD, who logged back in after previously posting from LITERALLY RETIRED. I wonder how many Xanax it took her to write this. Was this another two-piller, or is she up to three?

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lmao she couldn't even make it through the weekend
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Leonard Helplessness said:
The derail has re-summoned LITERALLY A BIRD, who logged back in after previously posting from LITERALLY RETIRED. I wonder how many Xanax it took her to write this. Was this another two-piller, or is she up to three?

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Yes, we would have preferred you named Koala's Mooch and every single one of her tranny footsoldiers who joined in the harrassment so when they try this shit again, we know who they are, can point to that post as proof they did it before, and they don't get to start another riot.

You have a mod on staff who was all "Oh, maybe I shouldn't have allowed a sperg to make a thread about hiring hooker to pretend to cows for his weird ass fetishes without allowing him to rightly mocked". If he tries the same shit again, the fact he's done this before is key in getting an appropriate response that isn't just sweeping it under the rug. And also you had one who was a literal convicted pedo.

Protecting the mods and this wall of cloak-and-dagger silence is a large part of what makes that forum shit.
 
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Ghostse said:
And also you had one who was a literal convicted pedo.
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A convicted repeat child rapist at that. Oh yeah, and don't forget Shmorky, who was one of Something Awful's only paid staff and worked at their HQ until only a couple weeks before it closed. When I went there there was still talk about the "toilet paper explosion" in one of the restrooms, the result of Shmorky constantly wadding up paper towels and shoving them into his shirt to resemble breasts.

That being one of the less horrendous things that Shmorky has done.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
A convicted repeat child rapist at that. Oh yeah, and don't forget Shmorky, who was one of Something Awful's only paid staff and worked at their HQ until only a couple weeks before it closed. When I went there there was still talk about the "toilet paper explosion" in one of the restrooms, the result of Shmorky constantly wadding up paper towels and shoving them into his shirt to resemble breasts.

That being one of the less horrendous things that Shmorky has done.
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But who better to watch your kids while you take a nap, am I right?
 
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The derail has re-summoned LITERALLY A BIRD, who logged back in after previously posting from LITERALLY RETIRED. I wonder how many Xanax it took her to write this. Was this another two-piller, or is she up to three?
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Doesn't this racist whore understand that she's white and therefore Koalas Mooch is absolutely perfect and she's basically bringing back slavery personally?
 
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Ilmseil said:
This is so absurd I can't get over it

It's like some kind of full blown soap opera dialed up to 100, over a fucking forum

"closure" fucking lmao

these people need to be kidnapped and dragged off to a de-brainwashing camp where they spend a few weeks doing farm labor in a central american village to regain some perspective or some shit
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E/N once had a rule that anybody posting a thread had to start the OP by comparing their situation to that of a Darfurian war orphan whose entire family was just killed in front of him. That rule should never have been repealed.
 
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