šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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gran_autismo said:
He's crying about the kiwifarms now, saying that Dick isn't a pedophile and we're all stupid and need to "focus on the funny". This from the man that just drove across the country and cowered in his car until it was safe to sticker another man's mailbox.

Edit: lol Ralph called him a pussy in the chat.
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Not real ralph, there are two fakes in the chat, one has a space between punished and ralph the other is just one word.
 
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gran_autismo said:
He's crying about the kiwifarms now, saying that Dick isn't a pedophile and we're all stupid and need to "focus on the funny". This from the man that just drove across the country and cowered in his car until it was safe to sticker another man's mailbox.

Edit: lol Ralph called him a pussy in the chat.
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Civilizing Forces said:
Ralph is in the chat calling Jesse a pussy while having called the cops
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probably not him
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gran_autismo said:
He already did it, it was around 12 minutes into the stream. Seek around until he's not in the car anymore and you'll find it. He basically just waited for the gunt to leave then sneaked up and tagged his mailbox with a podawful sticker and drove away.
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Jesse are you afraid of Ethan just confront him you can easily run away from Ethan.
 
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Sasori of the Red Sand said:
I don't like Sargon, he's a fucking moron, however, the fact that Ralph said that to him is so shitty.
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Oh come on. When sjw deadpool or whatever went nuts and killed his girlfriend, sargon and his friends immediately fired up a stream to mock the murderer and victim. Sargon is exactly as much a piece of shit as Ethan Ralph

I have genuine sympathy for Carl's wife (for both the miscarriage and being married to Sargon), but nobody shoved the afterbirth in her face
 
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Imagine a bottomless pit on the world that is the internet. A hole ten meters wide, which falls infinitely deep into the bowels of hell. Hell is an infinite freefall in the pit. Zidan, Allsup, Keemstar, Gator, Quarterpounder, and Ralph all cast Mundane Matt into into the pit for his mortal sins. Matt falls, and falls, and falls, until there's a little twinkle and he goes out of sight. Everyone laughs at his "downfall" (haha get it) and walks off to return to their lives. Everyone walks off, that is, except for Ralph. Ralph stands over the pit, laughing. He doesn't stop laughing. He stares down, at the infinite darkness that has consumed Mundane Matt. Ralph has no life to go back to. His life is the pit.
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For two years Mundane Matt falls through the pit. For two years Ralph stands above it, laughing. All the boys would come back to the pit to laugh with Ralph for a while, but no one comes back anymore except Gator. One day, like any other day, Gator comes back with the trash burgers. He finds Ralph teetering over the edge. "MATT NO!" Ralph cries, as he guntflops into the pit. A dopplering dolphin laugh echoes up the pit as Ralph falls out of sight. He pulls his gunt wide as a parachute to stabilize himself, and tucks it tight like a cannonball to rocket downwards. After only two weeks, Mundane Matt is in sight of the gunt. Ralph divebombs downward like a vicious perigrine falcon, determined to descend to the deepest darkest depths of infinite irrecoverable hell. Only by surpassing Matt's failure can he show he is the ultimate chad.

The weight of Ralph's gunt drives him inexorably toward Mundane Matt until finally they meet. As Ralph rockets past, he screams out, "NOW WAIT A MINU-" but he is drowned out by Mundane Matt. After two years in the pit, Matt's stewed vengeful anger has accumulated like gas in a closed stove. He had endured the echoes of dolphin laughter for decades. Upon seeing Ralph, that cold-simmering anger flared, and Matt turns super saiyan. He unleashes fury upon the gunt, landing killing blow after killing blow. Finally, he tears the gunt from Ralph. The gunt had been the source of ralph's power, and without it his body is wracked with degeneration. His skin turns pale, pocked with liver spots and crisscrossed with black varicose veins. The fat is all sapped away, and he turns into a skeletal scarecrow. "NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT! NO!!!" cries out a voice. The voice comes not from Ralph's desiccated corpse, but from the Gunt itself. Matt throws the fleshy guntblob at Ralph with all of his super saiyan might, and the impact rocketes Ralph down at warp speed. The gunt bounces off a wall, and Matt catches it on the rebound. He throws it down to follow Ralph forever downward. The gunt blocks out the light of the sun, and any noise from above. It locks Ralph forever in a hell no one would ever care to look at.
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Downward Ralph falls into darkness, eclipsed by the gunt forever.
 
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Erischan said:
Imagine a bottomless pit on the world that is the internet. A hole ten meters wide, which falls infinitely deep into the bowels of hell. Hell is an infinite freefall in the pit. Zidan, Allsup, Keemstar, Gator, Quarterpounder, and Ralph all cast Mundane Matt into into the pit for his mortal sins. Matt falls, and falls, and falls, until there's a little twinkle and he goes out of sight. Everyone laughs at his "downfall" (haha get it) and walks off to return to their lives. Everyone walks off, that is, except for Ralph. Ralph stands over the pit, laughing. He doesn't stop laughing. He stares down, at the infinite darkness that has consumed Mundane Matt. Ralph has no life to go back to. His life is the pit.
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For two years Mundane Matt falls through the pit. For two years Ralph stands above it, laughing. All the boys would come back to the pit to laugh with Ralph for a while, but no one comes back anymore except Gator. One day, like any other day, Gator comes back with the trash burgers. He finds Ralph teetering over the edge. "MATT NO!" Ralph cries, as he guntflops into the pit. A dopplering dolphin laugh echoes up the pit as Ralph falls out of sight. He pulls his gunt wide as a parachute to stabilize himself, and tucks it tight like a cannonball to rocket downwards. After only two weeks, Mundane Matt is in sight of the gunt. Ralph divebombs downward like a vicious perigrine falcon, determined to descend to the deepest darkest depths of infinite irrecoverable hell. Only by surpassing Matt's failure can he show he is the ultimate chad.

The weight of Ralph's gunt drives him inexorably toward Mundane Matt until finally they meet. As Ralph rockets past, he screams out, "NOW WAIT A MINU-" but he is drowned out by Mundane Matt. After two years in the pit, Matt's stewed vengeful anger has accumulated like gas in a closed stove. He had endured the echoes of dolphin laughter for decades. Upon seeing Ralph, that cold-simmering anger flared, and Matt turns super saiyan. He unleashes fury upon the gunt, landing killing blow after killing blow. Finally, he tears the gunt from Ralph. The gunt had been the source of ralph's power, and without it his body is wracked with degeneration. His skin turns pale, pocked with liver spots and crisscrossed with black varicose veins. The fat is all sapped away, and he turns into a skeletal scarecrow. "NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT! NO!!!" cries out a voice. The voice comes not from Ralph's desiccated corpse, but from the Gunt itself. Matt throws the fleshy guntblob at Ralph with all of his super saiyan might, and the impact rocketes Ralph down at warp speed. The gunt bounces off a wall, and Matt catches it on the rebound. He throws it down to follow Ralph forever downward. The gunt blocks out the light of the sun, and any noise from above. It locks Ralph forever in a hell no one would ever care to look at.
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Downward Ralph falls into darkness, eclipsed by the gunt forever.
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Was that hole located somewhere near Manastash Washington?
 
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Well that was kinda gay. If you're gonna drive all the way to his house to fuck with him you might as well knock on the door and shittalk him. Even Xander was man enough to do that when he visited Dick's house. I'm sorry, but Jesse is just an attention-whoring faggot. If you're gonna alog irl at least make it entertaining.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Well that was kinda gay. If you're gonna drive all the way to his house to fuck with him you might as well knock on the door and shittalk him. Even Xander was man enough to do that when he visited Dick's house. I'm sorry, but Jesse is just an attention-whoring faggot. If you're gonna alog irl at least make it entertaining.
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He should have crapped on his doorstep.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Well that was kinda gay. If you're gonna drive all the way to his house to fuck with him you might as well knock on the door and shittalk him. Even Xander was man enough to do that when he visited Dick's house. I'm sorry, but Jesse is just an attention-whoring faggot. If you're gonna alog irl at least make it entertaining.
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Sell him a water filter like a good Christian man
 
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Donā€™t spoil Ralph like that. He doesnā€™t deserve it.
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If Jesse wanted to be a true a-log, he could have put a letter in the mail addressed to Ethan's mom with a screenshot of his sex tape like when someone sent Bob Chandler a screenshot of Chris's sex tape.
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