- Joined
- May 12, 2017
Who is Royal Black?
"Royal Black," "QueenJayKalra," "Royal Lugosi," etc. are all aliases for the same person: a fat woman named Jodee Norene Kalra (nee Burns). Born on 18 January 1986, she first came under scrutiny in the Onision thread for being an overzealous orbiter who posted some rather vivid sexual fantasies about him on Tumblr (shown below). She loves to flip-flop with her career title, saying she’s a makeup guru one week then a news reporter the next week. She’s also a pathological liar and would lie about anything to get clout off the Internet, even lie about adopting a cat!
What did she do?
To get a good idea of what her general attitude is, one needs only to look at her very first post on the Farms along with her subsequent replies before getting banned from posting in the Onision thread. As a general rule of thumb, it's not a wise idea to join a forum known for ridiculing others on the internet if you, yourself are the topic of discussion. It's an even worse idea to join with the express intention of effectively saying "Haha, I protected my Twitter account! What are you guys gonna do now, huh?"
A recurring issue that Jodee has is her complete inability to bite her tongue. Within 48 hours, her continued desire to prove others wrong led to her revealing countless intimate details that we didn't know about prior. Within 24 hours of joining, she got doxed and proceeded to react in the typical fashion that all lolcows do when they get doxed: chimp the fuck out about it on her profile while revealing more shit that we weren't privy to beforehand.
Thanks to the diligent work of @zedkissed60, we learned of a mortifying secret: that she was convicted on two counts of child endangerment in the state of Indiana and lost custody of her two children. I think I'll let Zed's original post on her profile do all the talking:
Ouch, her ex-husband raped her two kids, and she lost custody of them shortly after that. That's a pretty intense thing to have aired out in public. Would you all like to know what her immediate knee-jerk reaction was to this revelation?
That's right: she flat-out admitted that she didn't believe her children when they told her about being molested by her ex-husband. To add insult to injury, she tries to defend herself by saying that she supposedly kept her children well-fed, well-clothed, and well-groomed while this abuse was happening. You know, because all of that is much more important than some arbitrary accusations of molestation, right?
A few hours later, the object of her demented lust was made aware of this deep, dark skeleton in her closet. I think I'll let Mr Jackson do the talking on his reaction to the subject:
Oh man, things aren't looking nice for Jodee, are they? Initially, Greg was willing to allow Jodee to voice her side of the story on the forums. Of course, things went even further south when Greg was made aware of the finer details of the situation at hand.
Ironic how the extensively documented paedophile/groomer/statutory rapist took issue great offence to Jodee's criminal negligence. Granted, Greg's not in any position to boast because he let his daughter fall out of a two-story window. Even so, it would seem that even he has enough common sense to realise that a mother who doesn't believe her children is fucking reprehensible. When made aware of these details, Greg officially excommunicated Jodee from the Cult of Onision.
To be fair, Greg certainly has a lot of reasons why he'd want to publicly announce that he's permanently banned Jodee from his Discord server and the forums beyond just doing what's morally right. Even so, such a blow to her ego surely wouldn't go unnoticed. She decided to come back to KF to 'set the record straight,' as it were. Of course this time, she decided to be more 'discrete' by not publicly chimping on her profile that's currently under the watchful eye of dozens of KF users. What did she do? Oh, nothing serious. Just DM a bunch of random KF users her 'receipts.' (special thanks to @Neferpitou! for posting them in the Onision thread)
That's right; she doxed her ex-father-in-law who's an alleged child molester to prove she didn't marry a convicted child molester, she simply divorced one. She thought that everyone's at her for marrying a child predator, rather than the more glaring issue of her conviction of literal child endangerment by refusing to believe her children. That's only the beginning of the rabbit hole, as it gets much more in-depth. For now, let's focus on some other stuff.
The Life of Jodee
Jodee was born in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and grew up in both Milwaukee, Wisconsin then Indiana. According to her, she didn’t have an amazing childhood and was mostly abused by her mother her whole life. There is also a whole Internet capsule that says otherwise and that basically, she was a spoiled rotten brat who wanted everything. She went to a Lutheran church school and got married to her first husband after she got pregnant with her first child at 19. Jodee has always been an attention whore since which the capsule proves and that she used to be an edgelord in her early adult life. She was always fat even since a teenager as you can see.
However, there was trouble in paradise when Jodee and her first lover were causing trouble with the law which lead to them almost losing custody of their daughter A. Eventually, Jodee ran off to her second husband (possibly cheated on her first at the time) and decided to have two daughters with him. She ends up with her first son at the time too which DJ (A’s stepmom) informed us that she doesn’t even know who the child belongs to.
Eventually, it all leads down to the molestation and her children being taken away from her after her amazing mom called CPS on her ass. Two of the children were given to her first husband who fought for custody of his daughter back. This is where Jodee gets the “my mother is abusive” mentality and would harass/threaten any of her family members, especially DJ if they ever debunk her lies about this situation.
After that, Jodee says she was homeless and ended up getting with another criminal which ended quickly after she let the drunk almost beat her to death before his court hearing. (more info here)
Jodee’s views on each family member:
Her father: The greatest dad in the world and his “favorite”.
Her mother: An abusive cunt who is to blame for why she doesn’t have her kids anymore.
Her older sister: The golden child
Her sister’s son: Her little brother
A’s stepmom, DJ @Justamom : A dirty rat who dared to debunk her on this very thread
A, her first daughter: Her “mini me” that she loves to use for clout
Her other children: “Wait, those are my kids?
Her Third Husband - Anil "Sunny" Kalra aka Anal
Jodee and Anil making it official in their magical Indian wedding.
Jodee and Anil have been together since 10 March 2017 and were confirmed to have married purely for the sake of getting Anil that lovely green card and for Jodee to get off the streets. He was probably one of the dime-a-dozen Indian men she met on her dating app the moment she signed up. His mother is dead and most of his family fall under the last name Singh. She would also sperg on about her husband being a rich owner who owns many hotels, resorts, and gas stations. In reality, he is just some poor fucker who works at a local gas station while his leeching wife pulls hundreds out of his bank account to buy more trash to flex about. He is also the reason why Jodee is sitting in a house in New York jobless while bringing home the bread. During the letter saga, Jodee has confirmed that the letter was sent to “his address” that doesn’t match with her current one. She also lies that he sleeps all the time, they go out on dates once in a while and started going their “separate” ways around early 2020, leading us to believe that the two actually don’t live together anymore and have a very complicated relationship.
She tried to leave her husband for pedo D-list celebs like Greg and labeled her husband “abusive” to make herself not look like a dirty cheater. She also caused her husband to overdrink in alcohol around the time she was having major drama in the Carterverse sphere in May 2020. It’s assumed that Anal found out what she said about fucking Aaron Carter and divorcing him for Carter's sake, which led to him drinking himself into alcohol poisoning.
Jodee the Trans-Racial LARPer
One of the most important delusions she clings to is this manufactured identity of being a half-Punjabi/half-Puerto Rican woman. As the opening picture would suggest though, she certainly bears no resemblance to anyone that can claim Indo-Aryan ancestry. In reality, Jodee is whiter than sheetrock. Don't just take my word for it; Zed did some digging to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she's white trash.
Pictures of Jodee's "Puerto Rican" father.
Below: a photo of a then-teenaged Jodee with her not-Indian mother.
Fun fact: Jodee claimed that the above photo of her family was from her father's side, even though she also claimed that her father was Puerto Rican. I don't know about you guys, but the Burns family as a whole looks like any typical working-class household in Middle America. Zed also found an obituary that explicitly states that Jerry Burns (her father) was a foster child. Combine that with the fact that her mother Shelley was born in Milwaukee, and that's a technical knock-out for any claims on Indo-Aryan/Hispanic ancestry. What shatters any hope of this delusion being genuine is how she claims her surname was never "Burns" at any point in time. A small claims court case from 2004 proves that she filed as the plaintiff under her real maiden name. She made this claim less than an hour before Zed dropped her felony case record. Myopia doesn't even begin to describe how short-sighted she is.
Jodee's Criminal and Sexual Deviancy History
Elaborating more on Jodee's past, she consistently denies that she ever married a convicted paedophile. @zedkissed60 did a fantastic job breaking down the circumstances, so I'll give yall the Cliffnotes version of this proof. She previously doxed her ex-father-in-law (Ronald Everroad I) assuming that it'll clear her name, but what she didn't factor in was that filtering Indiana court records by date of birth limits the scope of the search. When Zed dug through both men's history, two vastly different histories popped up.
To verify whether or not Zed had the wrong Ronald Everroad, he decided to dig through Ronald Everroad II's criminal history to precisely match up these details to remove any doubt from the situation at hand. The screenshot on the left is from a speeding ticket while the transfer highlighted above is on the right. Both records share the same address.
The screenshot below is what she took issue with because it only specifies "Ronald A. Everroad" with no DOB or consistent address. Admittedly, this is a problem with Indiana's court system as individual records aren't robust enough for our purposes. With that said, she has an established history of lying, which casts doubt on the legitimacy of her claims. Plus, the story doesn't end here! We have another record to go off! That's right kids; the plot thickens even further!
Jodee's ex-husband has an open molestation charge on his criminal record dating back to 2007. The proof is in the screenshot from Indiana's public court record database. That's strike three, Jodee "I didn't marry a convicted child predator, I simply divorced one" Burns.
Now we get to the part where we can throw salt into Jodee's wounds! The exact sentencing of Ronald Everroad (still unclear which one it is) molestation charges were 545 days of house arrest followed by one year of supervised probation. If it were indeed RonEv II who committed the crime, that would mean his house arrest ended around mid-July 2011 and supervised probation ended around mid-July 2012. Keep in mind that it's confirmed that Jodee and Ron Everroad II got married on 12 April 2012. There's just one problem: she was still technically married to Eric Gust at the time. She must've gone through one nasty divorce because it was filed in 2009 but didn't get finalised until 2015.Knowing this and still operating under the assumption that it was RonEvII who committed the crime, she would've gotten married to him while he was on supervised probation for the molestation charges. While it's still unclear precisely which Ronald Everroad committed the original molestation crime, the fact that Ronald Everroad II still has an active molestation charge under his criminal record does prove that Jodee married a sex offender.
The molestation case which put him in prison and Jodee's two class-C felonies for child endangerment were both filed August 30, 2013. Thus, we have a consistent timeline that incontrovertibly proves beyond any reasonable doubt that she knowingly married a paedophile.
Jodee claimed that she never went to jail, but that lie got shot down too because she wasn't able to pay her original bond. Her counsel was appointed on 30 August 2013, and yet she had a bond reduction hearing on 26 September 2013. That meant that she spent a month rotting in jail because she was too broke to afford bail.
Oh, and if that wasn't funny enough for you, she still owes the court a total of $1,114 for over five years now! Plus 70 bucks for 10! Keep in mind this is the woman who claims to be so well-connected with people like Scammer Payback.
While Jodee's quick to call her ex-husband a piece of shit now, this wasn't always the case. Look no further than her Pinterest tagline.
If you want more disturbing mental imagery, she also had an RRoP theme going on in her bedroom when she was married to the chomo. Don't believe me? Here's a BDSM blog where she openly admits to it.
@Neferpitou! did some digging around on FetLife to see if she had an account. Spoilers: she does, and it's a swinger profile. What I want to draw attention to is their avatar on the website. Notice how the timestamp says "09/09/2010."
Whether or not he was convicted is irrelevant either way because we have hard proof that she was dating a child molester while also looking for BDSM fetish stuff in the process. Of course, that's not the worst this whole situation. Yes, it gets worse. I want to thank @kingkong't for bringing this to my attention because it slipped through the cracks in the Onision thread until now.
That's right, during Onision's last live stream on YouTube, Jodee was defending Greg's desire to have a three-way in the same bed as his kid because she admitted to doing the same thing with her niece in the same room. With this revelation, Royal Black officially crossed the line into complete sexual deviant territory. Considering how this woman's past is full of child sexual abuse, this only spells out horrifying implications for the other depraved shit she did in the presence of children. Make of it, what you will.
To recap, Jodee Norene Burns:
- married a child molester in 2007 who may or may not have been under house arrest when they were dating.
- is into BDSM stuff and was indulging that type of lifestyle with Ronald Everroad II
- referred to him as an amazing man on a public forum tied to her real-world identity
- did not believe her children when they told her their stepfather was violating them
- got convicted of literal child endangerment and lost custody of her children
- OPENLY ADMITTED TO HAVING SEX WHILE HER NIECE WAS IN THE SAME ROOM ON AN ONISION STREAM
- doxed her ex-father-in-law in a futile effort to get her ass out of hot water.
Jodee the DramaTuber/Aaron Carter Sperg
After doing some more digging, Zed managed to track down both of Jodee's YouTube channels. The first channel is the one where she claims ownership over her "Royal Black" alias and has a potpourri of stuff from when she was LARPing as Aaron Carter's private investigator. The second is an abandoned channel where she uses one of her former married names, "Jodee Gust." @bookiedookie and I have both taken the liberty of archiving the contents of these channels at the time of writing.
While I will concede that I'm not the most well-versed when it comes down to the "Carterverse," a simple search on YouTube returns some important stuff. She wasn't incredibly well-liked from what I can gather, considering how she also doxed quite a few people while she was pretending to be Aaron's PI. I couldn't find any writeups about this, but there's plenty of obscure DramaTube videos about the subject at hand. Credit to @Spedestrian for providing the relevant links.
[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onisi...ckson-avaroe.4851/page-1636#post-7190348]Also Jodee tried to slide into Onision's DMs[/url]
A Lying Cow living in a Delusional World
What she wishes she looked like:
What she actually looks like
Jodee is a big fat liar and lies ALL THE TIME. Never believe a word she says because it always turns out to be bullshit 90% of the time. She pathologically lies so much that she sometimes forgets about her last lie or what she was saying yesterday. Because of this, her lies end up clashing with others and turn into a giant cryptic clusterfuck of more illogical lies.
Jodee also expresses a lot of delusional thinking and is very out of touch with reality to the point that she ends up believing her own lies. She says that she feels 21 years old or A’s age and even said on her throwaway Parlor account that she is forever stuck in 2002. The main cause of these delusions remains unknown. She leaves a lot of broken promises, saying she is one thing and another after a week or so. She calls herself so many things that even she didn’t know she was that at one point. Like Greg, she is a huge narcissist and would find as many excuses or make up any lies to make herself look like the victim in any situation she fucks herself in.
- Being very rich. (Truth: Definitely not true and even freaked out over being 2k in debt.)
- Didn’t know her kid was being molested. (Truth: She admitted she knew what was going on, but was head over heels for her pedo husband at the time)
- Being half Puerto Rican ( idea taken from a singer perhaps) and half Punjabi (obviously taken from her husband’s family). She was born in Punjab, India. (Truth: She was actually born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and a true and white Hoosier.)
- Her mom was born in India and her dad is from Puerto Rico. Both of them are immigrants. (Truth: Mother is actually a Wisconsin-born white woman and her father is a Kentucky-born white man who was adopted.)
- Many illnesses and diseases especially lethal ones! (See List of diseases she’s faked.)
- Lost lots of weight, losing weight or will lose weight. (Truth: She actually gaining more over time.)
- She isn’t obese. (Truth: She is and that’s why her body is breaking down.)
- Having very long hair and bangs. (Truth: it’s short as fuck and she has a six head.)
- She looks like an Indian Barbie.
- Her husband sleeping and not wanting to wake him up. (Truth: This is one of her most common excuses when people ask her to prove something.)
- Anil went to California to buy many hotels and gas stations. (Truth: Most likely he didn’t.)
- Was domestically abused by a boyfriend who had a court date the next day.
- Runs and owns many hotels.
- Bought a theater.
- Have a grand tour in the Roosevelt Hotel on November 2020 before it shuts down. (Truth: It never happened.)
- She lives in Washington. (Truth: She started saying this after she found Onision because she’s his delusional gf. She still lives in the same address in New York.)
- Lies many times about moving. (Truth: So far it’s always been bullshit and she hasn’t moved at all and still lives in the curry cave.
- Moving to California or traveling across the country. (Truth: It never happens.)
- Went to Salem in May 2021.
- Has a lawyer(s). (Truth: They are either not real or dead.)
- Sue Kiwifarms.
- Anil was sent a LSD/Anthrax-laced rat sticker and hate mail. (Truth: One of her failed attempt to blame DJ, her oldest daughter’s stepmom, for harassment)
- Pretended to be a proud peke owner who really loved weed and techno. (Truth: This one was her most bizarre ones. It was a sock account that she would message herself with to make the sock look like a devoted fan and even used the same edited icons from her Facebook. She posted videos and pictures of her neighbor’s pekes and cats, and lied about them being hers. Imagine some fat cunt using your own pets just to sock! She also decided to end this saga by setting up a drama about her sock being a crazy stalker from Texas and even made a fake Facebook page as proof. )
- Getting a cat multiple times.
- Having 20 pairs of rare Nikes that she found in a move-in.
- Fucked Aaron Carter in the back of a truck that smelled.
- Was divorcing poor Anil to be with Onison or Carter and saying it was because he was abusive to her.
- Beated up or gotten into a fight with someone outside her house. (Truth: Bitch is so afraid of showing her actual face online! How is she brave enough to sock someone if she can’t even do that.)
- Release a vlog or any hyped up video.
- Many highly shopped selfies that she claims are really “her”.
- Bought some very expensive jewelry.
- And so many more that are hard to keep track of.
- A Public Figure
- Makeup Artist
- Beauty Influencer
- Fashion Designer of her own clothing brand
- Philanthropist (Said this as an excuse so she could pay people to simp for her and scam them.)
- SHE-EO of her own make up brand
- YouTuber
- Vlogger
- A 90’s Kid (She’s literally born in the 80s!)
- Hotel Owner
- Cancer Survivor
- A stripper named Sweetwater (LMAO)
- A Private Investigator of Aaron Carter
- VIP for Aaron Carter’s concerts
- Graphic Designer
- Music Producer
- Record Executive
- Actress
- A DJ/Remixer
- Tarot Card Reader/Fortune Teller
- A model
- An OnlyFans Model
- A findom Domme
- Psychologist (Says she goes to Prudue University and probably stolen from her sister who works in the medical field)
- A Proud Mother of 4 (Not anymore LOL)
- Entertainer
- News Reporter
- Drama Reporter
- A shitposter and internet weirdo stalker
- Activist
- Genderqueer Femme who uses They/Them
- Bisexual
- A member of the trans community
- LGBT+ Ally
- A person of color
- Late Night Talk Show Host
- Desi DJ
- Digital Creator
“A Living Miracle”
Because she is such a pathological liar, she has to lie her way about being very ill for the sake of clout. It also makes you wonder if she does suffer from some case of Münchausen syndrome. The diseases that she has mentioned having for a while are ADHD, Anxiety, BD (which keeps calling BPD for some reason), and of course, obesity, but won’t admit it. She has said she had epilepsy as a child and most likely doesn’t have it anymore. Some kiwis are skeptical if she actually does have ADHD since she lacks most symptoms of it. She says she suffers from infertility, but that’s because she’s fat. She also says she has GERD which is believable since the main causes for GERD is being obese, eating large fatty meals, and smoking a lot which she does all the time. There’s also a very prominent one that kiwis mention most of the time and it’s that she suffers from hair loss from having a tight bun 24/7 which is the main reason why she has a sixhead!
- Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome. This is the major one she talks about the most. Most of the time she gets sick for eating so much shit (or didn’t do something she promised she would do on that day), she always blames it on CVS. Many kiwis have debunked her having it for many reasons. Most likely the vomiting is caused by Jodee binge eating all the time and admits she has the habit of eating a lot.
- BPD. Always confuses BPD with BD.
- Having Cornavirus before any signs of COVID existed in New York. Lied that a herpes medication was the vaccine and “cured” her.
- Lyme Disease. Probably googled that disease when she had a fever.
- Surviving two types of cancers: Liver and cervical. (Possibly another in 2019, but was never named.)
- PCOS. An excuse she said when carterverse girls laughed at her terrible facial hygiene.
- Having her tubes tied. DJ said she didn’t have anything of sorts after her kids got taken away.
- Stomach Ulcer. Never mentions it after that day.
- Heterochromia. An excuse she used to say when people mentioned the eye discoloration in her heavily edited photos.
- Aspergers. Said that just to impress a poor mother having school issues about her disabled son.
- So many allergies that make you wonder how this person is still breathing. Penicillin, mold, and some foods.
An Extreme Impulse Buyer and Proud Hoarder of Many Useless Things
Jodee buys a lot of cheap shit that makes you wonder why would she need to buy it at all. Sometimes, she would lie about its value and quality for the sake of pretending to be rich (Like big diamond platinum engagement rings, high-quality velvet bed sheets, etc), but in actuality, it’s cheap bootleg crap that she bought from Amazon for $10, even her own engagement ring that Anal gave her is a $30 CZ steel ring lol.
- 2XL Hoodies
- Ugly iPhone Cases
- Lots of Cheap Makeup
- Face Masks
- Cheap Bed Comforters from Walmart
- Bed Comforters from some hotel (Gross.)
- CZ Sterling Steel jewelry from Amazon that she lies about being pure diamonds and platinum
- Sweats
- Cloths with shitty positivity quotes on them
- Crappy junk from the 90’s
- Grandma looking slippers
- Crappy headphones
- And anything that doesn’t go beyond $150 or something less than 10 bucks
Surprisingly enough, Jodee's lust doesn't just apply to pseudo-celebrities who groom/diddle kids. As far as I can tell, her first obsession was actually with Matthew Lillard. @zedkissed60 was gracious enough to do some more digging on her past and came up with an alarming amount of Lillard sperging in the past emails she used.
This sperging can even be found on her Twitter page where she seems to try and rope Lillard into her lunacy at every turn, going so far as to correct him for posting a Black Power fist.
Of course, her smile and optimism were crushed at the end of the day. A rudimentary Twitter search explicitly shows Matthew Lillard not humouring her in the slightest (and probably for a good reason). Maybe that's why she took to orbiting Aaron Carter and eventually Greg.
Jodee the "She-EO"
One thing that Jodee prides herself on is being a proud, self-employed woman who sells her cosmetics which she painstakingly makes by hand. However, her ego masks a business mentality that prioritises the ease of obtaining material and minimising costs rather than putting out a quality product for potential customers to buy. Here, you can blatantly find Jodee bragging about buying DIY makeup kits from Amazon to sell for a profit (screenshot courtesy of @fvckm3).
For personal use, this wouldn't be a problem because everyone's free to make their stuff. However, it's highly recommended that you take no shortcuts when making your cosmetics because of the risks involved with buying premade kits. You're putting this shit directly on your skin; the last thing you want is to get a rash from cheap wholesale products with countless fillers, additives, and other byproducts. If you can't afford to make your stuff from wholesale cocoa butter, coconut oil, and so on, you probably shouldn't be making your cosmetics. @meff mouff took the liberty of calculating how much all of the stuff she tweeted about purchasing cost her, and this entire array of products cost her ~$120 (excluding tax, shipping, etc.)
So we've established that she's entirely liable to cut corners and brag about it. However, that in itself isn't something worth getting upset about. No, the kicker here is how she chooses to market these awful products that she creates (screenshots courtesy of @Pina Colda 88).
Now, call me Mr Contrarian here, but I'm 99% certain that products worthy of literal royalty wouldn't be made from cheap shit you can buy wholesale on websites like Amazon or Aliexpress. Otherwise, those specific storefronts would likely be backed up by official certification like a Royal Warrant. I'm not necessarily well-versed on makeup descriptors but calling your shit "lethal" or "deadly" while openly admitting to buying cheap shit on Amazon is unbelievably bad optics. Also, I doubt that this woman sells certified organic products if she can't even be fucked to organically grow her follower count on Instagram. My knowledge of consumer health laws is sadly limited. Still, I'm 90% certain that you'd need to have the actual certificate of authenticity on hand to prove that she sells organic shit if a customer wants to check the legitimacy of these claims. That's not the only product that she sells on her storefront that openly mentions death, by the way. She's also made a "black" shade of her shitty lip gloss that openly compares it to the literal Bubonic Plague. No, I'm not kidding.
That's right, folks! She's actively trying to romanticise the suffering and deaths of literal plague victims while actively using products of dubious quality to make cosmetics with unknown efficacy. Maybe if this were the mid-to-late 2000s when Goth/Emo subcultures were popular, this shit would be tolerable. However, even scene storefronts from that period had the common sense to not equate their products to literal death and disease. The icing on top to this whole situation is that her storefront is extremely low-effort despite making such grandiose claims of making products fit for royalty. She couldn't even be fucked to pay for a proper domain name!
Admittedly, I'm not sure if the lack of thumbnails is because I use Firefox over Brave. Even so, all she has to show for her "effort" is a bare-bones website that's ripped straight from a default template from Squarespace. Say what you will about Chris Chan, but at least his awful attempts at a business on platforms like Etsy still had a unique identity that properly fit his character. Her pricing scheme on these few products is also equally abysmal. If you're looking for inexpensive lip gloss, Aliexpress sells dozens of shades all at once for around $1-$5 depending on the storefront. If you're looking for quality handmade cosmetics, you could just go on Lush and pay $12-$20 a pop for stuff that won't make ludicrous claims of medieval plagues, death, and other such things. The premium would be worth getting shit that won't make your lips break out in hives.
The final nail in the coffin for her delusions of being a proud "She-EO" is that she claims to own an LLC despite there being no record of any filing whatsoever. Zed even dug through the appropriate channels to find something, only to turn up with nothing thus proving she's not even a registered business owner. A rudimentary Google search for "Royal Black Enterprises LLC" also returns a measly three results, all from her shitty storefronts.
Jodee the Failed Pornstar
Like most women on Twitter (especially now in the COVID age), Jodee has tried to capitalise on her nonexistent looks by creating both an Onlyfans page and a Patreon. Of course, what separates Jodee from other women on Twitter (including former Onision victims like Billie who've made an OnlyFans recently) is that she's fucking ugly as shit. Some people wouldn't mind the weight, but "BBW" literally stands for "big beautiful woman," and she's not beautiful even by the loosest interpretation of the word possible. She resorts to using filters and facial smoothing so heavily to mask what she looks like (as shown in the opening images of this post). Also, you don't know what "extortion" means if you thought Onision's Onlyfans page is a waste of money.
Imagine being the poor simp who fell for her heavily edited pictures and paid anywhere between $20-$175 only to be greeted with this (IRL photos of what Jodee looks like courtesy of @fvckm3):
Warning: Don't try to bite the bullet and pay for her shitty porn for the sake of posting it here either. We all know she's ugly as shit; we don't need permanent mental scarring.
Jodee on the Farms
Some other nonsense she's spouted in her short time here on the Farms:
- That she's a close personal friend of Pierogi from Scammer Payback on YouTube who'll use social engineering to dox us.
- Before that lie, she claimed to have a friend who's an accomplished cybercriminal who can take KF down. Rather sad that she was lying about that one because I'd love to see her and Vordrak work together for their own autistic goals, only to fail miserably in the process.
- That she has two friends from Philadelphia who are both a licensed attorney and a police sergeant that provided her legal counsel, this is even though such an arrangement would be a conflict of interest.
- That she can get KF shut down permanently by contacting the hosting service directly and demand that they take down the Farms due to violating the host's terms of use. Keep in mind she clung to this assertion even after countless Kiwis told her that Null owns both KF and 1776 Hosting.
- That she contacted the FBI's cybercrime unit and that they're currently investigating the situation at hand. I guess she could say that consequences will never be the same.
- She was involved with some drama surrounding Aaron Carter, but I couldn't find anything too interesting about that save for replies to now-deleted Tweets.
Dox and Miscellaneous Links
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jodi.kalra (presumably defunct; won't archive properly)
2nd Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/queenjaykalra (presumably defunct; won't archive properly)
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@royalblackofficial (archive)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKzTamdWATmXSCwn-UK2DWA (archive)
Youtube as of Sept 15, 2022: https://www.youtube.com/royalonair
LinkedIn #1 (Jodee Gust): https://www.linkedin.com/in/jodee-gust-2410702a
LinkedIn #2 (Reverend Jodee Gust; no, I'm not kidding): https://www.linkedin.com/in/jodee-everroad-8662b866
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/royalblackofficial
Twitter: http://tw.tinf.io/RoyallyYoursRB (archive)
Twitter as of Sept 15, 2022: https://twitter.com/royallugosi and https://twitter.com/RoyalONAIR
Business Twitter: https://tw.tinf.io/TouchOfRoyaltyR (now defunct)
Instagram: https://ig.tinf.io/royal.black.official (presumably defunct, unless she changed its handle)
Instagram as of Sept 15, 2022: https://instagram.com/royal.lugosi.official
18+ Instagram: https://ig.tinf.io/royalblackonlyfans/ (archive)
Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/officialroyalblack
CashApp: $RoyalBlackJayleh
Tripod storefront for old cleaning service: http://neatfreakscleaning.tripod.com/ (archive)
Yelp page: https://www.yelp.com/biz/neat-freaks-cleaning-bloomington (archive)
Giftly page: https://www.giftly.com/gift-card/neat-freaks-cleaning-bloomington (archive)
FishForums account (links to a now-defunct Tripod page; Archive/Wayback won't archive it properly): https://www.fishforums.net/members/jodeegust.40999/#about
Kiwi Farms profile: https://kiwifarms.net/members/gregs-delusional-gf.63150/
Reddit sock: https://www.reddit.com/user/ButtercupPowerpuff86/ (archive)
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