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Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
Well, now, that's interesting. Standing on the broad shoulders of @Plastic Inevitable, I set out to determine which of Lou's two grandfathers was the Jewish one. Starting with Louis Dominic Gagliardi, Sr., father of Louis Dominic "Butch" Gagliardi Jr. and grandfather of our boy Louis Dominic Gagliardi III, I found his World War II draft registration card:*
Lou Sr. was born in 1903 in Italy ("Entria" doesn't appear to be a real place, but we might assume that's some Ellis Island bullshit) and lived in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania as an adult until his death.† I couldn't find much information about his religion. Roberto Benigni taught me that there were Jewish people in Italy during the early 20th century, but the history of the Jews in Italy is not a happy one, and today about 0.05% of the population of Italy is Jewish. Preliminarily, I'm going to assume Grandpa Gags was Catholic. I could only imagine what else I'd have been able to uncover if I hadn't let my ancestry.com subscription lapse some years back.
James E. Moon Sr., 81, of Greensburg, died Saturday, Feb. 25, 2012, in Excela Health Westmoreland Hospital, Greensburg. He was born Feb. 16, 1931, in Greensburg, a son of the late George E. and Lillian E. (Osterwise) Moon. Prior to retirement, he had been employed by U.S. Steel, Edgar Thomson Works, Braddock. He was an Army veteran of the Korean War, and a founding member of the West Point Volunteer Fire Department. Jim enjoyed watching TV, reading the newspaper, playing cards and holidays with his family. He was an avid sports fan. In addition to his parents, he was preceded in death by two grandchildren. He is survived by a son, James E. Moon Jr., of Greensburg; four daughters, Sandra Stillwagon and her husband, Samuel, of Tarrs, Denise A. Gagliardi, of Greensburg, Karen J. Gesler and her husband, John, of Greensburg, and Kathy J. Petrosky, of Jeannette; eight grandchildren; 10 great-grandchildren; two brothers, Richard A. Moon and his wife, Lois, of Youngstown, Pa., and John T. Moon and his wife, Noreen, of Cleveland, Ohio; three sisters, Jane L. Bussard and Lois J. Sanner, both of Greensburg, and Clover Joseph and her husband, Emmett, of Texas; and several nieces and nephews. Friends will be received from 3 to 5 and 7 to 9 p.m. Tuesday in the LEO M. BACHA FUNERAL HOME INC., 516 Stanton at Green streets, Greensburg. A funeral Liturgy will begin at 1 p.m. Wednesday in the funeral home with the Rev. Martin R. Bartel, OSB, officiating. Interment will follow in Westmoreland County Memorial Park with full military honors accorded by the VFW Post 33 Honor Guard. In lieu of flowers, family suggests memorial contributions to the West Point Volunteer Fire Department. www.bachafuneralhomeinc.com.
So what does James E. Moon, Sr.'s gravestone look like?
Well, that's... that's weird. Why would a Jewish man have a cross on his gravestone? As a proud veteran of the Korean conflict, Cpl. Moon earned, and was granted, a veteran's headstone, and although it's far from unheard-of for the U.S. military to make a mistake, this constitutes actual physical evidence that Grandpa Moon was a Christian.
That being the case, it suggests that Grandpa Moon may have been the non-Jewish grandfather who punched Nazis. But wait: Gramps was a veteran of the Korean War, not World War II, and in fact was only 14 years old when Germany surrendered. When would he have had a chance to punch Nazis? I've seen every episode of M*A*S*H a dozen times, and I can say with authority that the only enemies we cared about by the time Grandpa Moon's balls dropped were the Commies, not the Nazis. Therefore, and bearing in mind the extremely stereotypical Italian background of Grandpa Gags, I must rate Lou's claim as [citation needed].‡
That would explain the absolute size of ol' Lou Gags-on-a-burger, but it's too perfect to be true.
And instead of the Heavenly Light Of Wisdom, the only thing shining on his face is the cold glow of a computer display reflecting off of a thick layer of grease and sweat.
>read conversation
>one person makes setup for a joke at their expense
>the other person actually makes the exact joke you thought of
Fucking beautiful.
Who does he even think he's fooling by suddenly saying all of his parents are dead? He's just made tweets talking about his mother. Louis will stoop to any low to win any mundane argument.
His mother may be an immoral cow herself, but she allows Lou to mooch off of her rent free, and now Lou is saying she is dead. I wonder how she would react if she ever saw that tweet.
His mother may be an immoral cow herself, but she allows Lou to mooch off of her rent free, and now Lou is saying she is dead. I wonder how she would react if she ever saw that tweet.
Hmmmmmmm. So who is his 'family' that he's been waddling to walmart up hill both ways under a magnifying glass on the dead of summer to buy supplies for?
Lou bounces between atheist and pagan as it suits him, but with preference given to whichever is more useful for attacking whomever he’s in a Twitter slap fight with.
Lou bounces between atheist and pagan as it suits him, but with preference given to whichever is more useful for attacking whomever he’s in a Twitter slap fight with.
Yeah, you're right. It's just funny (and kinda sad) to see him shit on people for their beliefs when he's both incapable of standing up for his own convictions, and standing on his own feet (because he's FAT)
There was a post somewhere in here where someone that had unfollowed Lou called him out on using one of those extensions that keeps track of your followers. So that's nothing new for him. Been happening for at least the length of the thread at this point. But what happened to the "I don't need friends" statement Lou made? Why does he give so much of a fuck about who follows him?
Talking about you without tagging you? You mean like screenshotting images and then trying to get your autistic buddies to go gang up on that person like you're so want to do? Louis is a shining example of "rules for thee but not for me".
Louis still whinging about "I can't get muh job because Christians hate me for being trans" even though we all know Lou never applied for the job.
Lou claiming that he would kill himself by this morning. Normally I'm not one to tell people to kill themselves, but with how much he suicide baits to emotionally manipulate people and probably never has actually had a real thought of killing himself, I think it could be treated similar to double jeopardy when I tell you, Lou: do a fucking flip.
Louis "my mom is dead" Gagliardi going at it again because someone made a funny at him.
And finally, here's Louis getting dunked, just because I found them funny.
“so i call @QLinkWireless because I got a text message telling me to verify myself through the national verifier or my #lifeline phone would be shut up (did that. I have the email dating 11/06/2019 saying as such), so far I've: gotten a person who barely speaks english hungup on.”
“"i would like to speak to someone without an accent and that speaks better english". "you need to be more specific". I don't know how that's possible, @qlinkwireless. get someone who doesn't speak in broken English & accent isn't thick. stop being cheap with customer service.”
Rain, huh? I mean. Maybe sprinkles. The 15602 weather doesn't say there's much really coming down, and a good bit south of there it's basically just cloudy.
>I need to cut back on food I buy to buy an umbrella
You can already see the setup for Lou's next grift: "I didn't get enough food yesterday because I had to buy gay furry porn an umbrella, please give me more money." He's right about needing to cut back on food, though.
Wal-mart sells $1 plastic ponchos that are super handy and honestly work better for having to be out for a while in a steady rainfall. But that wouldn't help the furry art fund if he didn't lie about food getting taken out of his fat mouth by a bit of rain.
>I caught a cold from getting rained on, please help?
>The groceries got ruined in the rain, please help?
>My clothes were ruined in the rain, please help?
>My infected foot got worse because my shoes got wet in the rain, please help?
>My dead cat/mother materialized in the rain and made me drop the groceries down the sewer, please help?
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