🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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"I am committed to Faith continuing to follow her dream to be a teacher. Actually, one of my friends, who teaches in an elite private school in Los Angeles, is going to let Faith assist her with distance learning so she can get more credit and experience"

That's so great that's Ralph's good friend 80s Girl offered to help his child bride gain access to children while living with Ethan "If she's past English 2, I'll Be Sniffin' Her Poo" Ralph.
 
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gran_autismo said:
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Now he's drinking out of a clear bottle! HE'S NOT DRINKING LIQUOR AT ALL!

Also he looks like he's wearing some kind of matte finish makeup to correct for color and he's got some serious shine control going on. He already buys bare minerals for his rosacea, why not let Faith make him look pretty?
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Y'all never add liquor to coke to sneak it into places you cant drink in? Hell you could even put wine in a coke bottle and make that pass.
 
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gran_autismo said:
He looked like he was reading something and then he took a big sip.
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I wonder if one of Faith's jobs is to come and restock his booze bottle before it gets empty?
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This fucking dynamic man.

I half expect to hear that he helped Faith get a fakeID, not so she can drink underage, but so that Ralph doesn't have to go to the store himself anymore.
 
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"I am committed to Faith continuing to follow her dream to be a teacher. Actually, one of my friends, who teaches in an elite private school in Los Angeles, is going to let Faith assist her with distance learning so she can get more credit and experience"

That's so great that's Ralph's good friend 80s Girl offered to help his child bride gain access to children while living with Ethan "If she's past English 2, I'll Be Sniffin' Her Poo" Ralph.
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Ralph you're giving away the game with your constant need to brag about everything Jesus Christ!
 
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Well done gator, what a high IQ take. Who could have known that racism was a tool used by the political parties.

God, you're such a stale brainlet larping as someone with an original point.
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He thinks since Daddy Jim left to tend to his own Eliot Roger / Rogerette that he can be the next metokur with his piss warm takes, and Celsius room temperature IQ. The only two things he's got in common with the spudnigger is that he's a weeb, and both support miscegenation with his totally real Puerto Rican gf.
 
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PESTPOOM said:
Andy: I think Spencer is just voting Biden to sow chaos
Gator: Nah he actually supports Biden

Warski is smarter than Gator. Let that sink in.
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Warski should never make anyone look smart. I've met cats and dogs with more self-awareness than that pint-sized cokehead.
 
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