Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[High Tea]

So uhh other than housing parties, a place to meet/stay, and providing drugs, Marie is helping Ralph hook up with 18 year old girls and potentially exposing children to the BPD monster new to the IBS scene known as "Faith."

This is from the Vickers / Ralph emails dropped tonight
Maybe Maddox was right all along

Teaching these days has super intense background and social media checks. And in most states you have to have a background check every few years as well. Unfortunately, there is probably not that great of prospects for a teaching job. And if you aren't going to college either? They have to be slim to none.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There was then an extremely autistic slapfight about what counted as a mansion, as Null argued that it was a mansion because of its size, whereas others argued that Dax's house is more akin to a crack den and that size is irrelevant.

It’s less than 1400 square feet. That’s a nice-sized apartment or condo but it’s not a mansion lol.

 

[2021Murder]

It’s less than 1400 square feet. That’s a nice-sized apartment or condo but it’s not a mansion lol.

Most houses in LA are that size. You have to go to Beverly hills or malibu to find a house above 1500 square feet. Or you have to go to Alhambra on the other side, diamond bar and el monete might also have some houses that are close to normal size.

But yes all those people you know in LA live in houses half the size as ones in the rest of the country

 

[Had]

Rekieta reads

 

[AnOminous]

Most houses in LA are that size.

And they aren't called "mansions" because that would be utterly retarded.

 

[2021Murder]

And they aren't called "mansions" because that would be utterly retarded.

Honestly i don't even call them houses. They're trailer parks

A double wide is like 1400 square feet

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly i don't even call them houses. They're trailer parks

A double wide is like 1400 square feet

If I made as much as Dax entirely on the Internet, I'd unironically rather live in a double wide somewhere an hour or two from a few metropolitan areas and save the money living in a shithole like LA would cost.

 

[Sped Xing]

Honestly i don't even call them houses. They're trailer parks

A double wide is like 1400 square feet

According to Google, standard size double wides can be up to 1800 sq ft.


What's more interesting to me than the small size is that he paid a million simoleons for it. Most people don't live in mansions, but who's dumb enough to live in a crummy two bedroom that they spent mansion money on?

EDIT: fuck you, Anominous, you pithy bastard

EDIT2: new episode is on spotify. Since no one here is paypigging Dick anymore, I guess I'm first up to bat. Let's see if he can resist discussing child porn.


Nooooope, he's so mad. Pedophiles are a myth, apparently.

 

[Kenya Jones]

I know this is probably nit-picking but at around 3:30 of the new Dick Show episode, he makes an over-used joke about Shaun King and then claims to have made it up just then.

 

[Eris!]

I believe Dick brought it up in the trashfire stream with PPP, where he said he was the prom king and live in a mansion in LA with his hot girlfriend. There was then an extremely autistic slapfight about what counted as a mansion, as Null argued that it was a mansion because of its size, whereas others argued that Dax's house is more akin to a crack den and that size is irrelevant.

In the interest of total accuracy for our posterity and the very important historians who will read this thread about The Pedophile King of Post-collapse LA, null in fact argued that it was a mansion because of its market value, not its size.

 

[AnOminous]

In the interest of total accuracy for our posterity and the very important historians who will read this thread about The Pedophile King of Post-collapse LA, null in fact argued that it was a mansion because of its market value, not its size.

Something the size of a shoebox in a Tokyo high-rise would cost even more and nobody would call that a "mansion."

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

imagine fucking up so badly and looking like such a creep your fall back is to donate sums to charity, wasnt there a famous la pedophile or rapist or two that hid their crimes with charity donations and similar pr buffers

edit also ive been blocked for asking the REAL hard hitting question we all wanted answers to
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This motherfucker is STILL sperging about how totally-not-pieces-of-shit pedos are?
At this point I think the FBI needs to have a look at the contents of his hard drive.

 

[2021Murder]

What’s the evidence that Dax is a Jew? That accusation is thrown around so liberally in the tismsphere that I’m going to need to see a ketubah.

I bet its through one of his grandparents, like Louis ck, some eastern European fucks off to mexico for awhile to wait out ww2, and then moves to the US after. Jews in mexico are about as successful as the amish in the US. To put it in perspective the most accomplished jew in mexico was the guy that did New coke, the 2nd one is an accomplished crossword player. And the rest are roughly as successful as the people on this forum.

A large influx of jewish immigrants during the 30s happened though, to escape the up coming war. Trotsky, grandpa CK, and probably a hererra grandma. But they all fucked off as soon as they could after. Dick has a successful papa, and his dad was a nepotism hire at his early jobs, so chances are grandpa got himself some big titted eastern european jewish bride, and not caring about anything beyond that didnt realize he destined his grandkids to become shitheads and for his genetic line to die out

 

[Sped Xing]

I know this is probably nit-picking but at around 3:30 of the new Dick Show episode, he makes an over-used joke about Shaun King and then claims to have made it up just then.

He was joking about taking credit for the joke. That's why he hammered home about "oh gee I came up with it by thinking about what would rhyme with Malcom and is white!"

It's not a great joke, but getting on him for taking credit for "Talcum X" just makes you look autistic. He does and says so much dumb shit that there's zero need for bad-faith intentional density.

I managed to get eighteen minutes in before I found a safe spot to pull over and switch to something else.

People ask frequently, "why would anyone listen to this show? It's just a guy screaming." To them I say that three years ago, he put this sort of performative anger into complaining about round shoelaces, or people not using coasters. It was formulaic, but it was fun.

Now he just screams about either something that genuinely hurts his feelings, like being denounced as a creepy manbaby, or politics. It's zero fun listening to three hours of a drunk pedo apologist melt down about how he donated two dollars to a charity.

On that subject-- it's unsettling that he assumes anyone who disapproves child porn must be projecting because they're impotent and lonely. It made my skin crawl to hear the implication, "you're just jealous that you don't have your own child to rape."

He was on twitter earlier this week equating pedophilia with homosexuality, and now he's doing it on his show. So much for "most of Dick's fans aren't on twitter; it won't affect his audience."

Dick is also incorrect about pedophobes forming only five percent of his audience. From how much his patreon dropped, the percentage of his fans who are opposed to child pornography seems to be closer to two.

Makes me very glad I never felt the need to go to any of his live shows.

 

[Eris!]

e does and says so much dumb shit that there's zero need for bad-faith intentional density.

The thing about Dick is the less good faith you grant him the funnier his reaction is.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

To them I say that three years ago, he put this sort of performative anger into complaining about round shoelaces, or people not using coasters. It was formulaic, but it was fun.

I think around the time I stopped finding TDS funny was about a year or so ago when he spent 20 minutes ranting and raving about Diet Coke. I realized that he had scraped the bottom of the barrel of things to make him a rage about and it was very boring.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Are you piece of shit motherfuckers seriously back on the mansion topic?

 

[TheSimpShow]

Are you piece of shit motherfuckers seriously back on the mansion topic?

Well is it? It could be, who truly knows? What is a mansion? Can you eat it? Is it food? Is it? Well? Answer the question. Stop evading. I don't think you are answering because you know it's a good point. Sean? How about you? *mah-ah-ah* See? Sean answered immediately. Very suspicious.

 

[MeltyTW]

Are you piece of shit motherfuckers seriously back on the mansion topic?

i thought it was settled, the way i see it could dick's house TECHNICALLY be a mansion? probably i dunno who cares? But is it a mansion by any common colloquial understanding of what a mansion is (large fancy aesthetically pleasing house most often with a sprawling estate and greenery) hell no.

the real issue to me is the absolute state of his yard, its withered and brown and barren

 

[Sped Xing]

Someone with moxie should get the old video of Dick berating Sean for not jerking off to illustrated porn and pair it with the video of Dick explaining that drawings of children being raped isn't child porn.