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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
"-I just realized my lube has citric acid in it!
<muffled voice in the background>-Gurlz, who took the lemon extract?"
:story: Kevin, you incredibly dumb fuck, why aren't you using water-based lube like Astroglide?
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Whatever he uses is probably water-based. Citric acid is a preservative. If it's to be pH-neutral with regard to his skin/vag, it should be slightly acidic anyway: the skin is about 4.7-5.7, a real vagina slightly more acidic (3.8-4.5)
(neutral=7).
 
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Old Fart said:
Whatever he uses is probably water-based. Citric acid is a preservative. If it's to be pH-neutral with regard to his skin/vag, it should be slightly acidic anyway: the skin is about 4.7-5.7, a real vagina slightly more acidic (3.8-4.5)
(neutral=7).
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While you're probably right, he shouldn't be sticking anything even slightly acidic into that open wound of his.
I'd like to think he's just this incredibly dumb. Which he definitely is.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
While you're probably right, he shouldn't be sticking anything even slightly acidic into that open wound of his.
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Well he probably should, because if he uses something which is more alkalic than the surrounding tissue, the healing process might take even longer (which is arguably more fun to us). But he shouldn't be feeling something that is at the same pH-level as his hole, so I don't understand what he's doing.
 
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Tomssu said:
KevKev does not miss his beard
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I finally remembered where I've seen Kevin before:
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Old Fart said:
Well he probably should, because if he uses something which is more alkalic than the surrounding tissue, the healing process might take even longer (which is arguably more fun to us). But he shouldn't be feeling something that is at the same pH-level as his hole, so I don't understand what he's doing.
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In my humble and not very informed opinion Am Hole closing up would bring an incredible amount of salt and Olympics level mental gymnastics, therefore, it would be more fun.
 
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Old Fart said:
Whatever he uses is probably water-based. Citric acid is a preservative. If it's to be pH-neutral with regard to his skin/vag, it should be slightly acidic anyway: the skin is about 4.7-5.7, a real vagina slightly more acidic (3.8-4.5)
(neutral=7).
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it's more likely to be a pH adjuster, and in at a low level; for it to be effective as a preservative you have to get the pH down to 2-3 and use a fuckload of acid, which is why it's rarely used to preserve non-food products
Old Fart said:
Well he probably should, because if he uses something which is more alkalic than the surrounding tissue, the healing process might take even longer (which is arguably more fun to us). But he shouldn't be feeling something that is at the same pH-level as his hole, so I don't understand what he's doing.
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it's most likely there are small cracks in the skin, and the lube is getting into them
 
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Sinners Sandwich said:
Dehiscence + amhole goo + acidic lube

That's our Kevin :story:

Since he isn't cleaning amhole properly or even at all, he has a cesspit of unholy horror juices between his legs that would make Nurgle jealous.

Perhaps the next surprise is pubic hair growing in the amhole.
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This is a very high probability, iirc, he didn't have time or was too cheap to get the lazer hair removal treatment, he'll have to do some Olympic level reaching to claim its "just like a real vagina" when there's hair growing inside it.

Though with as crusty as his fingers are i doubt he has enough tactile sensitivity to even feel something like that.
 
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MidoriBlack said:
This is a very high probability, iirc, he didn't have time or was too cheap to get the lazer hair removal treatment, he'll have to do some Olympic level reaching to claim its "just like a real vagina" when there's hair growing inside it.

Though with as crusty as his fingers are i doubt he has enough tactile sensitivity to even feel something like that.
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Actually a lot of surgeons will laser it off before they begin the procedure. However, not getting this done before the operation, and the surgeon doing it right there before operation, means that there is a less likely chance that the nerves inside will not heal(and die) and most likely will have a numb am hole.

So if Kevin really didn't get laser before the operation, he's so fucked. So absolutely fucked. Don't try to google photos of what this looks like. It's some of the most repulsive, disgusting shit I've seen on the internet.
 
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AlexaAutismo said:
Actually a lot of surgeons will laser it off before they begin the procedure. However, not getting this done before the operation, and the surgeon doing it right there before operation, means that there is a less likely chance that the nerves inside will not heal(and die) and most likely will have a numb am hole.

So if Kevin really didn't get laser before the operation, he's so fucked. So absolutely fucked. Don't try to google photos of what this looks like. It's some of the most repulsive, disgusting shit I've seen on the internet.
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KevKev himself mentioned some time ago he didn't get his junk parts lasered before the Am Hole ritual, so your "if Kevin really" is unnecessary. I don't think he'd lie about something like that.
 
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DopeaddictKitten said:
I know we're discussing amholes pH levels now but I'm still laughing at Kevin's, "They asked me not to dig all this drama back up and I'd like to respect that. BUT-"
He's such an asshole lmao
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It's quite the problem, if he keeps the tweets up he's definitely genociding trannies, if he takes them down he's admitting that he's wrong but that wouldn't bring back the followers he lost.
Now, are these new tweets going to cause some suicides? Maybe but at least there's a chance he'll get back into the graces of the angry trannies he tried to kill with the original tweets.
With these new tweets we can confirm that for Kevin twitter followers are more important than fellow transfolk killing themselves.
What an awful man this guy is.
 
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Old Fart said:
Whatever he uses is probably water-based. Citric acid is a preservative. If it's to be pH-neutral with regard to his skin/vag, it should be slightly acidic anyway: the skin is about 4.7-5.7, a real vagina slightly more acidic (3.8-4.5)
(neutral=7).
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Little bit of fun fact, true and honest vaginas have an acidity comparable to that of beer. Not that Kevin would know.

Also, imagine cutting up your fingers after pulling weeds for the better part of an afternoon without any gloves on. Then squeeze lemon juice all over the cuts. Congrats! You just had the Kevin neo-vagina dildo experience. then piss all over your cuts and wrap them in cloth because you have a diaper fetish
 
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While we're taking about amhole growing it's own version of Kevin's scraggly hair from within (fucking lol) I wonder what else could go wrong with amhole.. Oh yeah, I remember someone mentioning someone else with a neovag having a fistula or something a bit ago in the thread but I didn't know what it was and kinda just skipped over it until I stumbled on this

neovaginadisasters.com

SRS victim farts through their neovagina • Neovagina Disasters

One possible consequence of SRS in male-to-female transgenders is that a fistula (hole) may form between the neovagina and the rectum. This is because, of course, the male form was not designed to have a vagina. Consequently, this complication is all-too-frequent and is perhaps one of the worst...
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(rate me late if the person expanded on it, but I feel like I'd remember instead of feeling like I discovered this for the first time just now)
 
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