🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

How fat and retarded is he compared to PPP, because once we determine that ratio, we can apply it to prior results to find expected results

I think PPP has a higher level of retardation as a whole, but he's also huge as fuck, so it's spreads the tard out over a larger area. So they are probably pretty evenly matched in the retard department.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I think PPP has a higher level of retardation as a whole, but he's also huge as fuck, so it's spreads the tard out over a larger area. So they are probably pretty evenly matched in the retard department.

Exactly. It's a simple matter of the surface-to-retard ratio. Pure mathematics, man.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

So I decided to take a look at the guest grifter Ralph is going to have on tonight who he claimed was some kind of expert on relationships and sex. Chrissie Mayr works for Compound Media which is run by Anthony Cumia, I noticed a couple people who were guests on Ralph's show being guests on some of the programs on the network including Ryan Long and Sam Tripoli. I looked at her Twitter and saw people asking about revenge porn (I disavow) and she has an extreme galaxy brain take on it:

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Well I guess it can't be revenge porn if both parties consented to it being made and no one consented for there to be a specific date of deletion... I didn't know porn was supposed to have expiration dates!! This is some terrific advice, if I'm ever retarded enough to make a sex tape I'll make a point of writing up a contract on how long I can keep the tape for and thus allowing me to release it publicly anytime before said date. Welcome to the GuntGuard Chrissie

 

[Grim_Autismo]

So I decided to take a look at the guest grifter Ralph is going to have on tonight who he claimed was some kind of expert on relationships and sex. Chrissie Mayr works for Compound Media which is run by Anthony Cumia, I noticed a couple people who were guests on Ralph's show being guests on some of the programs on the network including Ryan Long and Sam Tripoli. I looked at her Twitter and saw people asking about revenge porn (I disavow) and she has an extreme galaxy brain take on it:
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Well I guess it can't be revenge porn if both parties consented to it being made and no one consented for there to be a specific date of deletion... I didn't know porn was supposed to have expiration dates!! This is some terrific advice, if I'm ever retarded enough to make a sex tape I'll make a point of writing up a contract on how long I can keep the tape for and thus allowing me to release it publicly anytime before said date. Welcome to the GuntGuard Chrissie

Fucking hell there are no heroes, ever. Also I can't wait to hear what this half-brain thinks about consent.

 

[GameDevAnon]

LOL
I just realized that, with his head shaved, Ralph (allegedly) looks just like Jeffrey Epstein's dick.

 

[Sam Losco]

So I decided to take a look at the guest grifter Ralph is going to have on tonight who he claimed was some kind of expert on relationships and sex. Chrissie Mayr works for Compound Media which is run by Anthony Cumia, I noticed a couple people who were guests on Ralph's show being guests on some of the programs on the network including Ryan Long and Sam Tripoli. I looked at her Twitter and saw people asking about revenge porn (I disavow) and she has an extreme galaxy brain take on it:
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Well I guess it can't be revenge porn if both parties consented to it being made and no one consented for there to be a specific date of deletion... I didn't know porn was supposed to have expiration dates!! This is some terrific advice, if I'm ever retarded enough to make a sex tape I'll make a point of writing up a contract on how long I can keep the tape for and thus allowing me to release it publicly anytime before said date. Welcome to the GuntGuard Chrissie

Well, she's a moron. Not that I didn't already assume that from her Twitter bio, this just confirms it.

A female "comedian" with a show called the Wet Spot about Sex/Dating/Relationships. Gee, I wonder what her comedy is like.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

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Well, she's a moron. Not that I didn't already assume that from her Twitter bio, this just confirms it.

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A female "comedian" with a show called the Wet Spot about Sex/Dating/Relationships. Gee, I wonder what her comedy is like.

Very based and redpilled guest on the Killstream

 

[Berb]

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Well, she's a moron. Not that I didn't already assume that from her Twitter bio, this just confirms it.

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A female "comedian" with a show called the Wet Spot about Sex/Dating/Relationships. Gee, I wonder what her comedy is like.

She's an excellent female comedian - you can tell because she's not funny in any way

 

[GameDevAnon]

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Well, she's a moron. Not that I didn't already assume that from her Twitter bio, this just confirms it.

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A female "comedian" with a show called the Wet Spot about Sex/Dating/Relationships. Gee, I wonder what her comedy is like.

You guys call yourselves a-logs? This is when you start tweeting at shitheads like Anita Sarkeesian and telling them that this dumb bitch is advocating for revenge porn. Let the batshit insane extreme left Twitter mob deal with this retard.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I try not to harp on the revenge porn aspect of this shit show, mainly because I don't really care that much and it's a little moral faggy. But that tweet, if you can compare uploading a video to a site, and then sharing it publicly and explicitly to hurt an adversary is the same thing as "whoops, should have made you delete that". The mental gymnastics people go through to hang out with Foghorn Leghorn is astounding.

 

[Truly Rural]

A female "comedian" with a show called the Wet Spot about Sex/Dating/Relationships. Gee, I wonder what her comedy is like.

So basically a female Dick.

 

[Bolo]

So I decided to take a look at the guest grifter Ralph is going to have on tonight who he claimed was some kind of expert on relationships and sex. Chrissie Mayr works for Compound Media which is run by Anthony Cumia, I noticed a couple people who were guests on Ralph's show being guests on some of the programs on the network including Ryan Long and Sam Tripoli. I looked at her Twitter and saw people asking about revenge porn (I disavow) and she has an extreme galaxy brain take on it:
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Well I guess it can't be revenge porn if both parties consented to it being made and no one consented for there to be a specific date of deletion... I didn't know porn was supposed to have expiration dates!! This is some terrific advice, if I'm ever retarded enough to make a sex tape I'll make a point of writing up a contract on how long I can keep the tape for and thus allowing me to release it publicly anytime before said date. Welcome to the GuntGuard Chrissie

That is a weird line of thought. Who makes a sex video to a agreed deletion date? Such a turn on to film ourselves fuck and knowing that in 3 weeks we both agreed to delete it huh honey?

And if we are talking revenge porn, if someone is a scumbag, he or she can agree to delete whatever, whenever, but it isn't like copies can't be easly be made. And once your sweating naked ass is in full display for the world to see, saying that you had an agreement to delete the videos doesn't do much either.

Solution is easy, unless you are ripped and have a huge cock, don't tape yourself fucking. Find another thing to turn you on.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I try not to harp on the revenge porn aspect of this shit show, mainly because I don't really care that much and it's a little moral faggy. But that tweet, if you can compare uploading a video to a site, and then sharing it publicly and explicitly to hurt an adversary is the same thing as "whoops, should have made you delete that". The mental gymnastics people go through to hang out with Foghorn Leghorn is astounding.

Her boss at Compound Media, Count Wopula, is just as bad if not worse than Ralph. Anthony Cumia is a mother abusing, pedophile, alcoholic, thin skinned manchild who lashes out against his a-logs almost as much as he rants about black people. I’m sure if Ralph ever got booted from DLive he’d be welcomed with open arms into the Compound Media family.

EDIT: Forgot to mention Anthony Cumia is also a tranny fucker.

 

[GameDevAnon]

That is a weird line of thought. Who makes a sex video to a agreed deletion date? Such a turn on to film ourselves fuck and knowing that in 3 weeks we both agreed to delete it huh honey?

And if we are talking revenge porn, if someone is a scumbag, he or she can agree to delete whatever, whenever, but it isn't like copies can't be easly be made. And once your sweating naked ass is in full display for the world to see, saying that you had an agreement to delete the videos doesn't do much either.

Solution is easy, unless you are ripped and have a huge cock, don't tape yourself fucking. Find another thing to turn you on.

This is why I'm so glad I don't have to deal with dating anymore. There are too many stupid rules now. My wife and I have never been interested in making fuck videos anyway.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

This is why I'm so glad I don't have to deal with dating anymore. There are too many stupid rules now. My wife and I have never been interested in making fuck videos anyway.

But how are you going to own her ex-boyfriend if you don’t make a sex tape? It’s like you’re not thinking this whole thing through.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

But how are you going to own her ex-boyfriend if you don’t make a sex tape? It’s like you’re not thinking this whole thing through.

yeah @GameDevAnon , get your head out of your ass and start planning for the future.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Her boss at Compound Media, Count Wopula, is just as bad if not worse than Ralph. Anthony Cumia is a mother abusing, pedophile, alcoholic, thin skinned manchild who lashes out against his a-logs almost as much as he rants about black people. I’m sure if Ralph ever got booted from DLive he’d be welcomed with open arms into the Compound Media family.

Dude this reminds me of how TeaClips said that Dick gave Ralph his old Compound Media rolodex! If you've looked at the guests he's had since he came back from his last visit with Dick it makes a lot of sense, especially now that you've got this "See it's funny because I'm a whore" liche in the mix.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

yeah @GameDevAnon , get your head out of your ass and start planning for the future.

He's probably one of those fucking boomers who believe in long term relationships where no one cheats and you stay together until the kids are adults rather than endless drunken sex with strangers, abortions, and finally dying alone, single and childless from cirrhosis and no one finds you until you start to stink up the place.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's probably one of those fucking boomers who believe in long term relationships where no one cheats and you stay together until the kids are adults rather than endless drunken sex with strangers, abortions, and finally dying alone, single and childless from cirrhosis and no one finds you until you start to stink up the place.

LMAO, I bet no random group of strangers online have even seen his penis.

 

[Cat Phuckers]

Hmmm... they could clone usernames of people who are already in the discord? How tight is The Guntstapo's security?



This is a real possibility with Jesse being of the Chaotic Evil alignment, and all....

It used to be that anybody could call in. I called in twice during the time I was a fan of his, the second time I naïvely told him he was kicking ass and that his show was entertaining as ever (I had ignored the KF threat because the little I had seen from it looked like spergery and a-logs, and at the time it seemed he was doing alright). Nowadays I get the feeling he's only taking "golden callers". Perhaps Butters might come on tonight and make discreet gunt references. We can still rely on him to criticize Ralph.