Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

He has it so wrong. The lolcow salon is almost entirely female users and is extremely active.

Its explicitly against the rules here to try and coordinate gay ops. The troons he defended when he closed FYAD on the other hand think its great to cancel people and try to do so all the time. It must be hard to get a handle on things when you're high 24/7
are women over 140 lbs women?
 
It is our fault, we single-handedly destroyed lowtax’s life. Not the crazy women he chose to have children with, not the crazy woman he chose to have an affair with, not the police he called on those women, not the Missouri tax system, not the court system, and certainly not his own poor decisions, but us, a small group of former posters of something awful dot com. How did we do that? By laughing at stuff we found online, most of which was posted by him.

But don’t be so vain, lowtax. It’s not all just about you. Remember Brianna Wu, the “bog creature“ who created Revolution 60? She ran for Congress. She makes all sorts of ridiculous claims about her credentials and moon rocks. It’s fun to laugh at her. She accuses online people of ruining her life too, but that claim is hard to reconcile with all her porsches and video games. She does have the apparent misfortune of being able to afford only two dresses and no ability to wash them.

Anyway, we didn’t “cancel” you, your forums community did. If anything, we delayed your cancellation because your community hates us. Unfortunately they hate you more. Maybe if you had done more than ask for ideas that would never get implemented, more than beg for money that would never get put back in the community, less blaming of the community for your problems, less promotion of psychos to run your community - maybe this would’ve ended better for you.

We don't need to ruin lolcows' lives. We just sit back and watch as they do it for us.


Snubbed again. :(
 
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Denying fucking Logan in Utah:

I like how he just blithely goes from one lie to the next as soon as he gets caught, and then acts like people are somehow stupid because they don't believe anything he says, or stupid because they took him at his word about some previous story he's now changed. Like people are gooftroops for not having information he's spent considerable effort trying to hide or bury in bullshit.
 
I wonder who Lowtax would blame all his personal failures on if KF wasn’t around putting a gun to his head to post about his personal life online? But, tbf, KF’s real master stroke was forcing Lowtax to hire and sleep with Logan.

Moot or 4chan or Notch or permabanned pants shitters who work at Google or IRC trolls or Linux users or Jelsoft
 
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"they only accept women if they can use our [sic] weaponize them"
- Rich "Vindication" Kyanka, cheater, accused wife-beater, and estranged father
 
Goon animal hoarders on FB and Lowtax sure got it right, I actually don't have a job or family to support, don't have kids getting ready for internet school, or there's no way in hell I'd have 20min every couple of days to read and post in his threads on KF. And I definitely didn't sign up here all by myself in 2015, it was the Nazi trolls that recruited and weaponized me to bring Lowtax down several years in the future. In fact this entire thread has been planned since 2001 in advance of our permabannings and finally, like Rapturists, we are getting our revenge.

No wait actually no one on KF gives a fuck about my life at all because KF isn't where you post about yourself. You can do that everywhere else. Fuck off Lowtax you dumb cow
 
Ahahaha that pill-popping faggot is still pulling the ol' "the off-sites are making lies about me" card. At this point you've gotta be a truly exceptional individual to actively defend this workshy wife-beater. Then again like a poster above said, the first toady started their post with "yikes" so it's not difficult to see the caliber of people still sticking by his side.
 
Its even more funny because the "offsites" about SA are gone. Kiwi Farms would just shut up if he hadnt put all his shit on blast.

Is BnR still a thing? I honestly never kept up with that den of troonery.

But yeah, none of these people seem to understand they put themselves out there for this shit.
 
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