Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

For context, this is a project being started by that cringy SW news site, Dorksideoftheforce, which aside from slobbing Disney knob the hardest since the buyout have also drank the SJW koolaid pretty damn hard. Meg Dowell is one of the editors at Dorkside. Kennedy has pretty much bent over and buttfucked the franchise to please these retards and yet that still isn't good enough for them.

Of course it's never good enough. These idiots get off on complaining that things are way too sexist/racist/homophobic. And as Darth Baras said, "a good Sith is always cultivating new enemies." The same goes for SJWs. If their current targets become old sport for them, they will always find a reason to attack someone else, even if that someone else is nominally on their side.

I miss Shaak Ti.

It's a crime that the TCW animation didn't focus that much on her. I mean, instead of Plo Koon, Shaak Ti would have been the obvious choice for being Ahsoka's favorite master in the Order aside from Anakin.
 
It's a crime that the TCW animation didn't focus that much on her. I mean, instead of Plo Koon, Shaak Ti would have been the obvious choice for being Ahsoka's favorite master in the Order aside from Anakin.

It's because Plo Koon is Dave Filoni's favorite jedi, he even named his clone squad the Wolf Pack, and tried to convince George Lucas to save him from his fate in a new special addition, where George rightfully stood his ground.
 
It's because Plo Koon is Dave Filoni's favorite jedi, he even named his clone squad the Wolf Pack, and tried to convince George Lucas to save him from his fate in a new special addition, where George rightfully stood his ground.

I wouldn't be surprised if Plo Koon later turned up as some kind of cyborg in a later Filoni show. Maybe he'll show up in a follow-up to Resistance to become the new Jedi leader now that Rey's been lambasted to hell and back. Maybe he'll show up in the Mandalorian.

Where did you hear of Filoni trying to get George to alter Plo Koon's fate?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Plo Koon later turned up as some kind of cyborg in a later Filoni show. Maybe he'll show up in a follow-up to Resistance to become the new Jedi leader now that Rey's been lambasted to hell and back. Maybe he'll show up in the Mandalorian.

Where did you hear of Filoni trying to get George to alter Plo Koon's fate?
From an early Force.net interview.
TFN: Do you have a plan for why Ahsoka doesn’t appear in Revenge of the Sith?

Henry: Hmmm. Are you asking about the ‘theatrical’ version of Revenge of the Sith or the ‘Special Complete Perfect “Plo Doesn’t Die” Edition’ Revenge of the Sith? Psssst... You guys have no idea how powerful Filoni is getting at the Ranch.

Dave: There is some truth to what Henry is saying. I once pitched George the idea that Plo had a parachute and that he bailed out of his fighter before it crashed. Then George said he would only continue the scene and make Plo’s death more painful, I think his parachute was going to catch fire and he falls on something sharp. I even pitched Plo being added at the end of Return of the Jedi as a Blue Ghost but that didn’t go over either. As for Ahsoka’s future... I have ideas, even outlines that answer your question very specifically.

Henry: George likes to tease Dave about his affection for Plo. Early on in one meeting he said, “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character.” That always cracked me up... but George ended up being really impressed with how Plo came to life in the series.
http://theforce.net/jedicouncil/interview/henrygilroyanddavefiloni.asp
 
Well here we are... Last day for the Mando S2 trailer to come out according to leakfags and no Mando S2 trailer in sight. Leakfags officially btfo which hopefully means the other rumors about a Kylo Ren cartoon, an Aladdin's Rebels sequel and 12 Disney+ SW shows are also bullshit.

Mantid News:

1: John Boyega had another twitter meltdown against "toxic fans" instead of getting angry at Abrams and Disney for making him a modern Stepin Fetchit and decreasing his presence in Chinese SW media.

2: New female-focused SW jewelry line for women starring Ahsoka and that blacksmith lady from Mandalorian. Along with Han's Medal of Bravery which they're treating as Leia's.
(Archived because I don't these fuckers getting views.)
They made a "One Ring" lotr thing based on Ahsoka... Meanwhile Leia gets no ring quote.
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Funnily enough, not even SW.com's only fan "Great Article" guy wants to bother with this one.

3: Is eating Hershey's with some hot cocoa Marvel-Disney's idea of intimidating?
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4: Disney is out of ideas.
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Reminder that Disney also made Alderaan into Narnia, because they think dropping third party references all the time will make up for their own lack of content or history.

5: A Whovianfag I know sent me this:
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Looks like some 2007 Dr. Who novel also predicted the turnout of a Disney sequel.

6: In relation to #4, the "Halloween"-themed Dark Legends book was apparently released last month yet no one gave enough of a shit to talk about it and most reviews are average to shill. Not even Wookieepedo has expunged much on it. Also why release a Halloween-themed novel in July?

In relation to this, all the stories are mediocre to pretty bad. Essentially being "this probably happened but not like this". Despite "Legends" in the name, this has nothing to do with old canon despite one of the authors teasing that a sith lord from this story was a "famous sith with a recognizable blade" which is the stupid candy cane lightsaber.

Story #1
A "vampire" story where the pale bald dude from Aladdin's Rebels has been kidnapping kids to turn into nu-inquisitors. Nothing happens except little girls get scared by Nosferatu.
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0/5

Story #2
Its just a tie-in for the shitty GE park focusing on the SWTOR sith acolyte mask in the park.
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The author apparently didn't know this thing was a SWTOR reference, so he just made up some generic story about the mask being haunted by an evil ghost that when you put it on you do what the ghost did, get a lot of political pull then kill yourself. The owner of the mask was not a sith and the mask is just regular haunted.
0/5

Story #3
The only story that's well received in general but is nothing new at its core. Its essentially a POV story about Vader choking imperial captains left and right and how its like to be a captain under Vader. Feels like it was written by someone trying to make that one Robot Chicken sketch into a horror drama.
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1/5

Story #4
A werewolf story. Nothing particularly original but its the first thing Disney has made to focus on a Shistavanen, the wolfman species (you'd think Filoni would be drooling over these guys yet he never touched them and I doubt he knows they even exist). Essentially, a small crew of old canon aliens goes to a strange planet with a radiated red moon that causes their Shistavanen crewmember to go berserk and kill them all. Predictable but probably the only one that seems remotely worthwhile. And that ain't saying much.
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2/5

Story #5
A Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde with spoopy ghosts starring what looks like Ben Affleck. He finds a magic amulet haunted by sith wraiths which make him go evil every night and do bad stuff. He then runs away ashamed and is never seen again. One of only two stories to feature a pre-Disney location, Coruscant.
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3/5

Story #6
Witches n' stuff. A Nightsister tries to kill a Duros sith lord (who Disney has been shilling in a few other books as being the most powerful Sith Lord ever and who was absolutely omnipotent), and she does so by entering his brain and trying to make him kill himself, but instead he sucks out her soul and traps her in his brain.
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His previous stories aren't much of an improvement. This story and the Duros sith lord is another weird thing where Disney tries to advertise him as a well known sith lord that fans will feel familiar with but he's just a Disney creation with no history but they keep treating him like some sort of KOTOR or SWTOR-era character. He's basically a Marka Ragnos knockoff without a unique design or memorable story. Only story to feature an EU species, the Shadowmoths which get a passing reference.
0/5

Story #7 the last one (fucking finally)
Its basically just some lame attempt at trying to give Exogol from IX some meaning by revealing the owner of Palpatine's throne who is a female sith with a candy cane lightsaber (no that's not a lightwhip, its just shaped like a cane for some reason). Said to be the most powerful of all too or some shit.
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This is the Gollum story. Gollum aka Sanguine was a Sith who discovered a ring or some crap of immortality and was the ruler of Exogol and was the first sith to be immortal. He then went crazy over time and became Gollum. I guess Exogol's magic doohicky made Palpatine immortal too? Later the candy cane saber lady showed up and he became her servant and together they became the living incarnation of this meme.
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This story is another example of Disney teasing "a familiar sith we all know from ancient times is will become known again" but its just another Disney OC. Same with her lightsaber "it belonged to that sith". Literally no one in past or present canon wielded a candy cane lightsaber. Only lightsaber that could even bend was a fucking lightwhip. Despite this, this is one of only two stories to mention a pre-Disney location, Jaguada, from James Luceno's sith-focused novels which was a Sith Empire world.
0/10 - Most hyped story yet nothing happens.

There, I just saved you ten whole dollars.
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The fact that nobody talked about this compared to the shitty "Myths and Fables SW book" that Disney released last year and that Wookieepedo hardly covered it shows how much attitudes have changed.
And Doomcock, the whining bloated bloviator that he is, will refuse to admit he's wrong and then claim how him reading /tv/ and pretending he has realpeople leaks is pretty much right. Seriously, so glad I ducked out when he began to bitch about a conspiracy to unsub his channel; more like people got sick of your lazy ass and you copied the "skeptic" method of building a fake enemy to build fan interest and stave off thinking since your own content is so fucking lacking IMO.

As for the other news, it's telling they're trying to link to other media to leech it for their own. It's the last refuge of the totally pathetic. I imagine their current writers only ever wrote shittastic fanfiction. I also now suspect that these companies now collude with each other too given how often they reference and try to absorb each other's work.
 

I see. Plo Koon is a cool guy, although what Dave did to Ahsoka in Rebels just strains credulity.

As for the other news, it's telling they're trying to link to other media to leech it for their own. It's the last refuge of the totally pathetic. I imagine their current writers only ever wrote shittastic fanfiction. I also now suspect that these companies now collude with each other too given how often they reference and try to absorb each other's work.

It's their last refuge before they eventually fall apart. Their money was made on parks and theaters, and with both of them shut down, we're seeing the last vestiges of their empire collapse before us. Here's to hoping they all get bought out by someone with more than two brain cells to rub together.......
 
Filoni's practically the bigshot in Disney Star Wars right now. Despite the failure of Rebels and Resistance, he can always fall back on the success of TCW as an excuse as to why he should be running Star Wars, especially when compared to JJ, Rian Johnson, and Kathleen Kennedy screwing the golden pooch into the ground. And it looks like we'll be stuck with him for a while. Especially since the TCW fans are not a minority in the SW fandom and their voice is being heard by Disney. Like him or not, Filoni's here to stay.
Its the idiocracy effect. When everyone has double and single digit iqs the guy with the average score of 100 is goddamn einstein
 
Its the idiocracy effect. When everyone has double and single digit iqs the guy with the average score of 100 is goddamn einstein

As a friend of mine once noted that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Filoni has a decent idea now and then, compared to everyone else there who just has mediocre or even terrible ideas. Plus, he and his defenders can always fall back on the TCW show every time someone calls into question his writing chops.
 
I respect your opinion, but a lot of people who were longtime readers of the NJO series as well as many other longtime fans (like say, fans of Mara Jade and Jacen Solo) were not very happy with LOTF. And again, after the total galactic rape that the Yuuzhan Vong were responsible for, the last thing people would want is another full-scale war. They'd probably stick those who want to start another war into the Geonosis Arena, give them lightsabers and force pikes, and tell them to settle it while they leave the rest of the galaxy in peace. War fatigue along with the enormous loss of life in the last three major wars would leave the people really sour on the idea of another war. The idea that Corellia would want to go to war to assert "independence" felt rather forced to me, especially since it usually benefited from the core worlds having a lot of power and its close proximity to Coruscant. For 25K years Corellia and Coruscant were buddies-in-arms, so having a central government so close to them would have benefited the Corellians, not caused them to rebel.

Maybe it would be realistic-50 years down the line, once everyone has recovered from war, and you'd have an aging Jacen Solo dealing with a new generation where many young bigshots want to start a war to secede from the Galactic Alliance for the sake of petty freedoms, a generation that never had to live through things like the Clone Wars, the Galactic Civil War, or the Vong War. You can even have them start from Corellia. An older Ben Skywalker would be the replacement for Luke, where he's the new Jedi Grand Master and he tries to end this conflict in the least violent manner, while Jacen, whose sister Jaina would have become Empress of the Galactic Empire by now, would be more in favor of using force to settle the matter, to show these uppity youngsters the consequences of starting another war. You can then have that three-way fragfest between Ben Skywalker's Jedi, Jacen and Jaina's forces which have Imperial backing, and the Corellian rebels who would be radical separatists. But LOTF really doesn't feel realistic to me given that the generation that started the Second Galactic Civil War is just a few decades removed from three massive, galactic wars. At that point they'd probably go all peacenik and decide to "ban war" for a good half-century before the bad memories of war start to fade and people start entertaining the idea of war again.

That, and LOTF really made people angry for three key reasons:

1) Killing off Mara Jade. People were already pissed off that the Vong War killed off Chewie, killing Luke's waifu off, especially as Zahn was preparing to write a novel about her, was a really bad move.

2) Jacen Solo turning to the Dark Side and killing his aunt. Sure, him turning to the Dark Side to silence a bunch of uppity rebels starting another senseless war is understandable, but killing off Mara Jade? Jacen would probably capture her alive instead, considering his immense power as a member of the Skywalker clan and the fact that Mara knows an awful lot about the previous Emperor's methods and secrets. He'd more than likely just use his immense power to subdue her and capture her alive, then torment/interrogate her on how Palpatine would have dealt with problems-problems that the GA was facing in the wake of the second GCW. That, and he could use her as a hostage against Luke-Jacen can threaten Luke by saying that if he interferes, he'll hear more of Mara's screams through the Force as Jacen torments her more. Also, the fans of LIGHT-SIDE Jacen Solo hated his turn to the Dark Side and felt it was artificial.

3) Jaina Solo asking Boba Fett for help against Jacen. I've already written novels about how that's wrong, so I won't repeat it here. Only that she should have consulted Nomi Sunrider's holocron instead, because that can teach her how to strip Jacen of Force powers and make him easier to capture and rehabilitate, while Fett and his Mandalorians would come in to help Han Solo defeat Jacen pro-bono, ostensibly as an act of charity, but in reality, because he wants to kill Han himself and he can't do that if Jacen beats him to the punch.

And again, if people skipped LOTF and went right from the end of the Vong War to the Legacy Era, they lose practically nothing.

It just feels like to me, that LOTF was an exercise in adding conflict for shock value then cleaning it up as if nothing happened-the fact that the galaxy soon forgave Corellia after it started an unjust war that nearly tore the galaxy apart is complete and total bullshit, in my opinion. If Corellia started another war as the galaxy was healing from three destructive, galaxy-wide conflicts, the rest of the war-weary galaxy would have bombed the entire planet into a radioactive parking lot in retribution. They wouldn't settle for mere surrender, they'd go full Grand Moff Tarkin on Corellia just to show an example as to what happens when you try to start a war after the galaxy's had enough of it; after all, the people of the Republic have done the same for less.

The people of the galaxy looked the other way as Palpatine enslaved the Geonosians and other Separatist allies during the Imperial era because they remembered the Geonosians' hand in starting the Clone Wars and all the violence started by the Seps. When it seemed like Alderaan was funding a rebellion that could cause another galactic war, more than half the Empire remained loyal to Palpatine after Tarkin obliterated the planet in the Emperor's name, showing how at least half the galaxy's people, if not more than half, felt that it was okay to blow up a planet if the people there were even SUSPECTED of wanting to start another war. Heck, even in the Old Republic era, the Republic and JEDI forces bombed the shit out of Sith planets after the Great Hyperspace War. So even the Jedi at some point and time were okay with committing galactic holocaust just to stop future wars.

The fact that Corellia got away with nearly plunging the galaxy back into another galactic war after three devastating galactic wars without so much as a stiff fine is beyond me. Realistically, the only way the Second Galactic Civil War should have ended would be if Corellia ended up like Thessia did in Mass Effect 3: with most of its populace, industry, and power base annihilated, leaving only an empty shell full of bombed-out buildings and squatters defecating on its once-glorious streets, thanks to the wrath of a galaxy wary of anyone else trying to start another war.

Or better yet, if the Second GCW took place 50 years after the Vong War, so that people wouldn't be so war-weary since everyone who remembered those old wars would be either old or dead. Maybe then you could have Corellia get off easy, because the people who would be weary of war would be in the minority.
I disagree, but that's fine. Spoilers are there for a reason. Some people haven't read it. The post you're responding to says they haven't finished it yet. Spoiler that shit bro!
 
Done. Anything else?
Nope. I disagree with your assessment of LOTR timing and effect due to in universe and out universe reasons but that's really personal preference right? Some of what you said was preanswered by Mississippi's post you were responding to but everyone is entitled to their opinion and it's all out of love for Star Wars and the EU. Cheers!
 
Nope. I disagree with your assessment of LOTR timing and effect due to in universe and out universe reasons but that's really personal preference right? Some of what you said was preanswered by Mississippi's post you were responding to but everyone is entitled to their opinion and it's all out of love for Star Wars and the EU. Cheers!

Cheers.

Thoughts on the TCW's strongest and weakest arcs? Mine would be the Death Watch subplot for the strongest and Ahsoka's trial for the weakest. It's like Filoni knew how the write the former better than the latter. The former was actually interesting, especially when Darth Maul was thrown into the mix like some rabies-infested raccoon. The latter was just grandstanding for Ahsoka that would also realistically not happen considering how close chums Anakin, Tarkin, and the Chancellor are.
 
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Continuing from where we left off, Chapter 2 is prefaced with the following excerpt:

Clone personnel have free will, even if they do follow orders. If they couldn't think for themselves, we'd be better off with droids-and they're a lot cheaper, too. They have to be able to respond to situations we can't imagine. Will that change them in ways we can't predict? Perhaps. But they have to be mentally equipped to win wars. Now thaw those men out. They have a job to do.

-Jedi Master Arligan Zey, intelligence officer, Secure briefing room, Fleet Support, Ord Mantell, three standard months after Geonosis

The chapter proper begins with Darman waiting for a pre-mission briefing to begin. Owing to the fact that Ord Mantell's Fleet Support Base was not intended to accommodate tens of thousands of soldiers, the briefing is being held in a converted cold-storage unit which still smells strongly of various kinds of foods and spices. Despite the circumstances, Darman's mood is almost too upbeat, because he's been thawed out of suspended animation to find that he still has his Commando status, and has not been subject to the dreaded "reconditioning." This means, he reasons rather giddily, that he must have performed satisfactorily in the eyes of his masters, regardless of the fact that his squad was wiped out to a man and did not achieve their assigned objective. He kills some time while waiting for the briefing to begin by blink-flicking through all of the new systems and hardware that's been installed in his helmet over the past three months. are also present.

Niner and Fi are also present, sitting, like Darman, absolutely still, helmets on, absorbed in their own private thoughts. Jedi General Arligan Zey is pacing up and down in front of the room's holoprojector, apparently pretty violently because his robes are actually flapping up around him as he circles back and forth. There's another Jedi in the room, who seems to be splitting his attention between Zey and the commandos, an empty, makeshift seat awaiting the arrival of a fourth commando, and, Darman can see reflected in the polished alloy walls of the room, an odd, inky black alien creature, which Zey had earlier introduced as Valaquil, a Gurlanin shapeshifter. Darman, who has only heard of Clawdite shapeshifters prior to this, is fascinated by the Gurlanin's subtly amorphous body and is discreetly watching it prowl around the room and snuffle into corners and crevasses when the door opens to admit the fourth and final member of the newly-formed commando squad. He marches in smartly, helmet tucked under one arm, introduces himself as RC-3222, and apologizes for not being able to tear himself away from the medical staff sooner. It's pretty obvious as to why, since the newcomer has a ferocious, weeping scar running from just under his right eye diagonally across his face down over past the left side of his mouth, and Darman is left wondering exactly how aggressive the disfigured Commando had to get with the medics to be allowed to return to duty with his face in that condition.

Zey inquires if he's fit, to which RC-3222 responds that he's "fit to fight," and sits down beside Darman, assuming the same, stiff-backed, ramrod posture. Zey notices that the other Jedi is openly gawking at the scar-faced soldier and makes excuses on his behalf, noting that "Padawan Jusik" is unused to dealing with clone armies, as are all the Jedi. Darman is empathetic, as he'd never seen a Jedi before the Battle of Geonosis and finds them equally fascinating.

Then, the actual briefing begins, with Zey, "reading intently" from his datapad, and calling the commandos' attention to a projection of the planet Qiilura, while cautioning them that most of the data that they have has been obtained from high-altitude scans, and so is apt to be a bit light on details. Qiilura is currently, officially neutral, but that's not likely to last for long, what with the war and all. Darman is momentarily distracted by the realization that Zey is referring to the clones as "gentlemen," and wonders if that means that he doesn't know what else to address them as yet.

Qiilura is a bucolic, pastoral world, which looks utterly alien to Darman because he's only familiar with oceanic Kamino and its sterile stilt-cities containing the simulated battlefields that he's spent most of his life training on. Zey notes that most of the sentient population lives clustered together in the planet's most agriculturally-suitable region, which apparently produces not-insignificant percentage of the top-tier luxury foodstuffs for the Galaxy's (point zero-zero-zero) one percent. There's also a mining operation for precious stones in place but the vast majority of the population lives at a subsistence level with no government beyond Nemoidian rule of commerce, which is enforced by Gez Hokan, a Mandalorian mercenary with a reputation for being so enthusiastically sadistic that even the Death Watch eventually kicked him out. Padawan Jusik chimes in here, noting that "one of our sources calls [Hokan and his mercenaries] scum, indicating ... a very disagreeable group of people," and Zey appears to be watching to see how fully this particular tidbit sinks in with the commandos before going on to note that the Republic is too thinly-stretched to justify any appreciable intervention at present, but there is a target of significant military value on the planet.

While Zey is speaking, Darman is dividing his attention three ways, trying to listen to the briefing while also watching the Gurlanin and also watching Padawan Jusik watch the Gurlanin and the Commandos, while trying to avoid looking like he's staring, even though his face is covered by a helmet, because his training has cultivated the impression that Jedi are "omniscient, omnipotent, and to be obeyed at all times."

Zey emphasizes that since Qiilura is out in the galactic boonies, it's a good place to hide things, such as a Separatist biowarfare research lab overseen by a Doctor Ovolot Qail Uthan, which will be the main target on this mission. Jusik adds that a Jedi Master, Kas Fulier, recently went missing there, along with his Padawan. Zey states that they're the subjects of a diligent search in-progress, before getting back to the main topic of the briefing, noting that the Republic has very little intelligence on the lab, so the Commandos will have to acquire it themselves once deployed, and then asks for questions.

Niner speaks up first, wanting to know about local communications. Zey says "Nemoidians" in response. When Niner blanks on this, Zey, apparently remembering that the Clones are still learning things about life in the Galaxy that go without saying for most beings, explains that the Nemoidians, being both venal and paranoid, maintain top-of-the-line equipment to snoop on all in-coming and out-going comm-traffic on Qiilura, so that no one can do business on the planet without their leave. As such, the Commandos will have to rely on short-range comms only for the duration of the mission, effectively cutting them off from Republic support. The Clones greet this news with stoic silence. Zey is silent too. Darman wonders if Zey is expecting a discussion, then throws out a question of his own to break the awkward silence.

Specifically, Darman inquires after the nature of the bioweapons being developed in Dr. Uthan's lab. Zey calls this "an intelligent and significant question," and Darman thanks him. The nature of the Bioweapon, which Zey says should be especially relevant to the Commandos, is a nano-virus tailored to the Clones themselves. The Gurlanin asserts that the Separatists fear the Clones, "with good reason," and like most beings are prone to kill what they fear and don't understand. Zey has a bit of good news, though: at this point in the war, the Commandos are an unknown quantity, with neither the Separatists nor the Republic/Jedi really understanding their true potential, but Zey has great expectations. He then closes the briefing by noting that it would be nice if Master Fulier and his Padawan were recovered safely, but the mission priority is Uthan and her lab, asking if the Commandos understand him. Darman notices that he and the other Clones don't quite answer "yes sir" in perfect unison but figures that they'll iron it out soon enough. Zey, however, seems satisfied with the response, leaves the Commandos to his Padawan, though he stops for a moment before sweeping out of the room, regarding the Commandos as though "amazed or amused."

With Zey gone, Jusik seems suddenly nervous, while the Gurlanin, by contrast, sort of flows over to RC-3222 and assumes a sitting form beside him, remarking "in a voice like running water" that the Clone does indeed have "Fett's face," which the creature declares "fascinating." Jusik then introduces himself as the Commandos' armorer and leads the group out of the makeshift briefing room and down a cluttered corridor that smells so strongly of stewed nerf that Darman can recognize it even through his helmet filters. When they reach the armory, Jusik asks the Commandos if they'd mind removing their helmets. Darman, is surprised to be asked to do this rather than ordered, but all of the Commandos unseal and doff their headgear without question or hesitation. Jusik stares at them for a moment as though reassuring himself that they really are clones, before opening the door and ushering them inside.

Despite being a makeshift affair, the armory is "a cache of treasures" that seems "almost as inviting as a meal" to the four young soldiers, with weapons, explosives and other equipment of every make and description laid out on trestle tables, from standard Republic-issue models to pieces from various alien species to "exotics" that Darman can't even identify.

Niner, speaking for the squad, makes a study in understatement with the declaration that the assembled arsenal "all looks rather useful," and Jusik provides an equally understated reply, noting that "Delta Squad has been collecting a few things here and there."

Niner, Fi and RC-3222 eagerly begin examining the armory's contents, while Jusik stands back and observes them, while being observed himself by Darman, who is "noting Jusik's behavior with growing interest." Jusik expresses surprise that the Commandos aren't like droids, but seems to quickly pick up on their fraternal dynamic, and alternates between explaining the contents of the armory, and trying to get to know the squad, explaining the intricacies of a prototype missile launcher to Niner, while inquiring whether RC-322's scar is causing him any discomfort, and ultimately going so far as to ask if the Clones have names for themselves. This is a shock for the Commandos, since (at this early stage) they think of personal names as secrets to share only with other members of the squad or the squad's Cuy'val Dar sergeant, and Darman feels embarrassed on Jusik's behalf for the unknowing breach of unofficial protocol. RC-3222, however, reveals that his squad named him "Atin," which earns a glance from Niner, "Atin" being the Mandalorian word for "stubborn" or "relentless."

Jusik goes on to explain the properties of some blasting tape, prompting Darman to inquire whether there are also hand-thrown explosives in stock, his obvious interest causing Niner (the ranking Commando) to vocally designate him demolitions specialist, and assure Jusik that he can have "complete faith" in the squad, which Darman mentally agrees with, being eager to put his skills to the test in a real spec-ops mission and put the desultory experience of "playing infantry" on Geonosis behind him. Remembering that General Zey apparently approved of his inquisitiveness, Darman, who has been "conditioned to do whatever Jedi Generals ask," asks Jusik what might have happened to Master Fulier. Jusik says perhaps the locals betrayed him. Darman is shocked, wondering how "anything less than an army" could take down a Jedi Knight, and asks if Fulier somehow didn't have his lightsaber. Jusik says that he did, but Fulier was apparently known for being undisciplined, an admission that causes Darman to feel "inexplicably uncomfortable at the idea of a Jedi having failings."

Jusik apparently senses this, and insists that Fulier "was-is a courageous Jedi" whose failing is being "passionate about justice," but Niner defuses the growing tension by asking how long the Commandos have to prepare for the mission. Jusik says, apologetically, that they have eight hours, because that's how long it will take to reach Qiilura from Ord Mantell.

The narrative then shifts to Etain, who is bedding down in the barn where Birhan and his family store their harvested barq grain. She's pondering what her next move should be, reasoning that her Master is probably dead since he hasn't come looking for her. She recalls him as a "magnificently skilled" Jedi...when focused, but easily distracted, a trait which she links to his decision, while under cover, to beat up one of Hokan's mercenaries for mistreating a local, resulting in other locals quickly selling him out for loose change when Hokan came looking for him. However, before he'd been captured, Fulier had acquired schematics for several Separatist facilities in the region (acquired from local workers via alcoholic persuasion), and Etain is determined to get these into the safekeeping of the Jedi Order, to honor "Fulier's sacrifice" if nothing else. She tries not to think too hard about what Hokan might have done to Fulier, remembering that Hokan seemed to have a special dislike of Jedi, despising them as "play warriors," and noting that "Mandalorians were tough, but Hokan operated at a totally different level of brutality." She is, in fact, still trying to forget the remains of some villagers she saw who had gotten on Hokan's bad side; even intense meditating "twice a day" isn't helping to erase the grisly images from her mind.

She starts trying to meditate again when gravel crunches outside, causing her to ignite her lightsaber. Neither the little old lady nor the merlie who enter the barn seem terribly impressed by this. The old woman presents Etain with a tray of food while the merlie nuzzles Etain's knees. Etain feels unnerved by its eyes, which seem incongruously intelligent and human-like for an animal raised as a food source.

On the tray is some local bread and a bowl of stew, sprinkled with barq grains equivalent to a week's wages for the locals. Etain is vocally embarassed by this, but the old woman says it would have been a shame to waste the grains, after she scrubbed them out of the dung spattered on Etain's robe. Then she adds "they're coming, you know." Etain thinks that she means Hokan's mercenaries, until the crone corrects her. Etain decides against enquiring further, not even sure whom she's speaking with at this point. The old woman sighs, smiles, shoos the merlie out and says "they're coming all right" as she closes the door behind her, leaving Etain alone again with her thoughts.
 
This will probably put me in the minority on this sub, but when it comes to TCW Arcs, my favorite was the whole Asajj's Return To Dathomir/Resurrection Of Darth Maul Arc, all through his duel with Sidious. It's blind, reckless fan-service that's justified on very thin narrative excuses, not many of which are well-written or well thought-out. But I still enjoyed it tremendously, and I liked the relentless characterization of Maul and the brutal relationship with his brother Savage, as well as their confrontations with the likes of Obi-Wan.

Weakest would be all of the initial Death Watch stuff, mostly because I fucking hate Satine, and think she's a poor substitute for Obi-Wan's real love interest, Siri Tachi. Thankfully, the Kenobi novel from 2014 reconciles both so that TCW and Jedi Apprentice can co-exist, which I definitely appreciate.

I respect your opinion, but a lot of people who were longtime readers of the NJO series as well as many other longtime fans (like say, fans of Mara Jade and Jacen Solo) were not very happy with LOTF.
Oh, believe me, I'm aware. I've heard nothing but anger and vitriol against LOTF online, and I can definitely sympathize with people who were turned off by the story.

I don't agree, and I think many of the reasons people cite for it being bad are either unfounded or based on justifications that aren't supported by either LOTF or its preceding arcs, but that's another matter.

And again, after the total galactic rape that the Yuuzhan Vong were responsible for, the last thing people would want is another full-scale war.
Certainly, but remember that most of the galactic inhabitants have witnessed the cost of standing by and doing nothing in the wake of tyrannical behavior. Many of the people participating in the LOTF conflict are veterans of the Rebel Alliance--they above all others embody the unwillingness to stand idly by while a totalitarian threat begins to bubble and froth within their midst.

Of course they think that full-scale war should be averted, but not at the expense of not fighting to do the right thing against governmental practices that ring too familiar of Imperial totalitarianism. That kind of mentality is how you get shit like a brainless Mon Mothma in Nu-Canon deciding to completely de-militarize in a stupid fucking attempt to eliminate all future conflicts. It's retarded and out-of-character. You know what isn't? A former Rebel like Wedge Antilles growing disenfranchised with a Galactic Alliance that seems unwilling to compromise and more than willing to throw its militant weight around, before he and his fellow Corellians decide to fight back. Same goes for people on the GFFA side, who see the Corellian Antics as a needless and stupid interruption of the relative peace the galaxy has enjoyed since end of the Vong War. I don't think anyone fought against the Yuuzhan Vong just to see their freedoms or safety threatened by tyrannical Coruscanti/upstart Corellians. People tend to take arms against each other beyond just exterminating foreign menaces, they also clash when it comes to values that can threaten peacetime...which can really escalate when neither side is willing to compromise as a result of paranoia of the other.

Almost like another war fought in real life for very similar reasons, which LOTF references and creates allegories for on a near-regular basis.

They'd probably stick those who want to start another war into the Geonosis Arena, give them lightsabers and force pikes, and tell them to settle it while they leave the rest of the galaxy in peace.
Maybe if the warmongers were Sith or Yuuzhan Vong or Imperial Remnant terrorist madmen. But they're not---they're allies, comrades, in many cases, family. This isn't a dispute between a squabble of politicians on each side. The kind of civil unrest brought about by both sides' lack of compromise and overcompensation in the face of each other drags everyone on Corellia and Coruscant into the fray.

People like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo certainly don't want to wage a war with each other, but will be compelled to if their principles are being challenged and their respective homeworlds are threatened. With the numbers on both sides, it's a bigger surprise that a larger conflict on the scale of what we've seen before hasn't broken out already.

A lot of that has to do with Coruscant, and their frightening measures to keep the conflict contained between themselves and Corellia. Again, we aren't dealing with a conflict on the scale of what came before. It's a smaller one by design, because the respective sides are bending over backwards to keep it from spilling to the wider galaxy. It's exactly what the Killik Crisis was in terms of size and factions involved, and in terms of threatening to plunge the rest of the galaxy into the same war.

But it hasn't, and judging by the conflict being wrapped up in a year (same length as the Killik Crisis), I doubt it'll reach very far by the end of my reading.

War fatigue along with the enormous loss of life in the last three major wars would leave the people really sour on the idea of another war
I read much of it as paranoia of another war starting, not fatigue. And I'm absolutely certain you would find people on both sides who would be motivated to fight a Last Stand Conflict just to make their efforts during the previous war worth it. After all, what would be the point of defeating the Vong and sacrificing trillions of lives, if the resulting peace is just another dictatorship under a new Empire?

Fending off a foreign enemy means nothing if you have totalitarianism waiting for you back on the homefront, ready to spill over into your home and steal your family and friends away. Not to mention that many Corellians are being wrongfully rounded up and even executed back on Coruscant by the Galactic Alliance Guard, treated as a collective hostile threat.

I don't think it is irrational to expect the Corellians, the planet that spawns hot-headed pilots and stalwart fleet heroes, to gladly fight a war to live peacefully in the society they pushed the Vong off of to liberate.

The idea that Corellia would want to go to war to assert "independence" felt rather forced to me, especially since it usually benefited from the core worlds having a lot of power and its close proximity to Coruscant. For 25K years Corellia and Coruscant were buddies-in-arms, so having a central government so close to them would have benefited the Corellians, not caused them to rebel.
From my readings, it seems like Corellia already had a bone to pick with the New Republic after their rights as a planetary entity were essentially shafted in the aftermath of ROTJ, largely ignored so that Coruscant and the other Core Worlds could get their shit in order. This is what leads to the fiasco in the Corellian Trilogy of novels, because the boiling resentment from the Corellians for the NR's perceived abandonment of them is what allows opportunists like Thrackan Sal-Solo to take over. The issue you deal with is that Thrackan-Sal and the angry, militant sentiments he raised within the Corellian populace aren't really resolved after the Corellian Trilogy ends. It's sort of left open, like a quite a few of the monster-of-the-week threats that characterized the Bantam Era of publishing. I don't find it wholly unrealistic that someone as opportunistic as Thrackan-Sal would seize an instance where the galaxy is freshly-healed and paranoid of any threats that could instigate a new war, and use it to his advantage.
He tried once already during NJO, but the ensuing war around them and Anakin Solo cutting off access to Centerpoint Station rendered those plans useless.

So, yeah...25,000 uninterrupted years of Coruscant and Corellia skipping through the daisies with each other? Maybe before the post-Endor period, but not after. There's a history of tension between the two thanks to Thrackan-Sal and in spite of the efforts of Luke & Co. to heal things between them.

What happens in LOTF isn't at all unprecedented, and is in fact logical considering who's doing the pushing. And it's not like the Corellians or the GFFA are being painted as reasonable in the conflict: they're both digging their heels in the ground, and are living up to the ugly accusations leveled at them.

Maybe it would be realistic-50 years down the line, once everyone has recovered from war, and you'd have an aging Jacen Solo dealing with a new generation where many young bigshots want to start a war to secede from the Galactic Alliance for the sake of petty freedoms, a generation that never had to live through things like the Clone Wars, the Galactic Civil War, or the Vong War.
Well, for one thing, you have petty upstarts already filling the Corellian and Coruscanti ranks. LOTF Betrayal shows youths on both sides who dismiss the input of actual veterans of the previous wars--mostly because they themselves were too young to have fought in them--in blind commitment to their causes. We see this with the soldier Wedge encounters in that book, as well as the young boys Ben Skywalker encounter in Bloodlines. So there's no shortage of the demographic you're clamoring for. More to the point, though, I think the memory of the Empire or the Vong being fresh in the memories of the veterans makes perfect sense as a launch point for paranoia of a domestic threat in the form of Corellia or Coruscant. Not to borrow yet another American Civil War analogy, but a reason why so many Generals on both sides were compelled to fight was because most of them had seen the horrors of war fought in Mexico or Indian Territory, and wanted to keep that shit far away from their homes and family. The primary motivation of most of the loudest members of each respective planetary cause in LOTF is to protect their homeworlds and loved ones from an opposing neighbor who won't back down, and is threatening to drag the whole galaxy to war. And this sense of obligation to one's home and family--to the point of feverish delusion and unwillingness to compromise--is much of what fueled the American Civil War on both sides as well; people buying into the infectious patriotism and demonizing of the enemy faction only to race off to war, and regret it immediately...something that's already starting to happen in LOTF.

I also don't think it would take fifty years for the detrimental effects of Vergere's teachings on Jacen to fully manifest. He's characterized as far too certain of his own wisdom and prowess to reach the humility of an aged master...and the warning signs have already manifested thanks to Dark Nest. It would be fucking farcical for Jacen to start exhibiting extreme Force-wielder tendencies bordering on callous during Dark Nest, and then just have that side of his character go nowhere for fifty years, only to materialize in his 70's or some shit. That wouldn't make a lick of sense, and only raise questions as to why in all that time, nothing ever came of his developments during Dark Nest.

Unless you're someone who believes Jacen going Dark to begin with is implausible, a sentiment I've already voiced my contention with several times on this thread, seeing as I have yet to hear a good argument for it.

You can even have them start from Corellia. An older Ben Skywalker would be the replacement for Luke, where he's the new Jedi Grand Master and he tries to end this conflict in the least violent manner,
What, and skip thirty years of growth and family interaction for Ben Skywalker and his parents, as well as the experiences that led him to choosing the "path of least violence" mentality in the first place?

I don't mean to come off as facetious, but I'll take a hard pass on that in favor of what we got. I much prefer Ben being stuck under Jacen's influence, and struggling with his own instincts and agency that his parents are trying to make him realize. That's a journey I actually want to see...not a pay-off whose journey is completely denied to me as a reader.

while Jacen, whose sister Jaina would have become Empress of the Galactic Empire by now, would be more in favor of using force to settle the matter, to show these uppity youngsters the consequences of starting another war. You can then have that three-way fragfest between Ben Skywalker's Jedi, Jacen and Jaina's forces which have Imperial backing, and the Corellian rebels who would be radical separatists. But LOTF really doesn't feel realistic to me given that the generation that started the Second Galactic Civil War is just a few decades removed from three massive, galactic wars. At that point they'd probably go all peacenik and decide to "ban war" for a good half-century before the bad memories of war start to fade and people start entertaining the idea of war again.
Again, everything in the bolded reeks suspiciously of the kind of nonsensical idealism and implausibility we see in the Nu-Canon with the New Republic disarming and clambering desperately for a "ban war" solution of the most absurd kind.

Just because the Vong are defeated and the Imperial Remnant are "our friends now" doesn't mean all the old wounds from previous, disenfranchised worlds have been healed. Dark Nest and LOTF explore examples of that, but the latter doing it infinitely better than the former, and actually dealing with the long-term effects of NJO.

More importantly, a huge theme of LOTF is the family drama that spawns from divisions of principle and homeworld loyalty. I think having that split between the OT Heroes and their offsprings holds more emotional weight and narrative potential than just older versions of Jacen, Jaina and Ben slapfighting with each other. Sure, LOTF has that, but it has the clashing with the older generation as well, which is the root of what makes half of the character interactions in LOTF so compelling. It's where Ben and Jacen are diverging from the morals of their respective families that give the story half of its emotional weight, and usher in some of the most gut-wrenching scenes in the series. We've seen this family grow together and endure hardship together...I don't think you could achieve the same effect by hard-cutting to some distant future with the Solo/Skywalker children feuding as geezers with decades of emotional experience we haven't witnessed as readers.

In fact, that just resembles the ST even more, considering how much of the hollow and stale "family drama" is reliant on off-screen years of family development we haven't seen, and are only told about.


That, and LOTF really made people angry for three key reasons:

1) Killing off Mara Jade. People were already pissed off that the Vong War killed off Chewie, killing Luke's waifu off, especially as Zahn was preparing to write a novel about her, was a really bad move.

2) Jacen Solo turning to the Dark Side and killing his aunt. Sure, him turning to the Dark Side to silence a bunch of uppity rebels starting another senseless war is understandable, but killing off Mara Jade? Jacen would probably capture her alive instead, considering his immense power as a member of the Skywalker clan and the fact that Mara knows an awful lot about the previous Emperor's methods and secrets. He'd more than likely just use his immense power to subdue her and capture her alive, then torment/interrogate her on how Palpatine would have dealt with problems-problems that the GA was facing in the wake of the second GCW. That, and he could use her as a hostage against Luke-Jacen can threaten Luke by saying that if he interferes, he'll hear more of Mara's screams through the Force as Jacen torments her more. Also, the fans of LIGHT-SIDE Jacen Solo hated his turn to the Dark Side and felt it was artificial.

3) Jaina Solo asking Boba Fett for help against Jacen. I've already written novels about how that's wrong, so I won't repeat it here. Only that she should have consulted Nomi Sunrider's holocron instead, because that can teach her how to strip Jacen of Force powers and make him easier to capture and rehabilitate, while Fett and his Mandalorians would come in to help Han Solo defeat Jacen pro-bono, ostensibly as an act of charity, but in reality, because he wants to kill Han himself and he can't do that if Jacen beats him to the punch.
I appreciate you hiding most of this under the spoiler tag, but with a brief glossing over, I can see it's mostly the plot beats that I hear constant complaining about everywhere LOTF is mentioned online, so most of these I'm already aware of. I can't comment on them, of course, but I still have to see if their execution and handling in the actual story warrants the anger directed at them.

Because on premise alone, I don't have a problem with any of the plot points you've highlighted, so long as they're well-executed and given the same care/reverence as every other major plot aspect of LOTF. And I'll say that one of them, being Jacen's Dark Side Descent, is not only the highlight of LOTF by my estimate, but something that was extremely well-justified in the story and phenomenally executed, for reasons I feel a lot of people who hate LOTF either don't consider or ignore completely.

Mara's death and Jaina's tutelage under the Mando's are another matter which I'll have to observe in context to properly assess.

It just feels like to me, that LOTF was an exercise in adding conflict for shock value then cleaning it up as if nothing happened-the fact that the galaxy soon forgave Corellia after it started an unjust war that nearly tore the galaxy apart is complete and total bullshit, in my opinion.

If Corellia started another war as the galaxy was healing from three destructive, galaxy-wide conflicts, the rest of the war-weary galaxy would have bombed the entire planet into a radioactive parking lot in retribution. They wouldn't settle for mere surrender, they'd go full Grand Moff Tarkin on Corellia just to show an example as to what happens when you try to start a war after the galaxy's had enough of it; after all, the people of the Republic have done the same for less.

The people of the galaxy looked the other way as Palpatine enslaved the Geonosians and other Separatist allies during the Imperial era because they remembered the Geonosians' hand in starting the Clone Wars and all the violence started by the Seps. When it seemed like Alderaan was funding a rebellion that could cause another galactic war, more than half the Empire remained loyal to Palpatine after Tarkin obliterated the planet in the Emperor's name, showing how at least half the galaxy's people, if not more than half, felt that it was okay to blow up a planet if the people there were even SUSPECTED of wanting to start another war. Heck, even in the Old Republic era, the Republic and JEDI forces bombed the shit out of Sith planets after the Great Hyperspace War. So even the Jedi at some point and time were okay with committing galactic holocaust just to stop future wars.

The fact that Corellia got away with nearly plunging the galaxy back into another galactic war after three devastating galactic wars without so much as a stiff fine is beyond me. Realistically, the only way the Second Galactic Civil War should have ended would be if Corellia ended up like Thessia did in Mass Effect 3: with most of its populace, industry, and power base annihilated, leaving only an empty shell full of bombed-out buildings and squatters defecating on its once-glorious streets, thanks to the wrath of a galaxy wary of anyone else trying to start another war.

Or better yet, if the Second GCW took place 50 years after the Vong War, so that people wouldn't be so war-weary since everyone who remembered those old wars would be either old or dead. Maybe then you could have Corellia get off easy, because the people who would be weary of war would be in the minority.
I'm not going to read ahead, but I'm more curious as to what forgiveness or absolving the GFFA seeks for its actions as well. This wasn't just an instance of Corellia going haywire...the GFFA played a role in stoking the flames of conflict with controversial actions of their own.

As for what you're stating, I'll have to see in FOTJ if the galaxy really does take this whole incident lying down, with zero consequences. I know Jacen's actions certainly aren't steamrolled into nonchalant insignificance. From what I hear, his actions and his contributions to the conflict are referenced constantly throughout FOTJ, so it being an inconsequential footnote in the way that Dark Nest was seems unlikely.

And again, if people skipped LOTF and went right from the end of the Vong War to the Legacy Era, they lose practically nothing.
Glimpsing at the reasons you've provided, I can say that I not only vehemently disagree with this, but also that I don't find any compelling evidence in what you've written to feel this way, either. Don't get me wrong, I'm not telling you how to feel---I just find that the reasons you've cited for its "unimportance" to be not supported by anything in the pages of LOTF itself.

If LOTF was a passing footnote in galactic history, a filler jaunt in the vein of Dark Nest happens or affects the characters to any large degree, I would emphatically agree with you. But LOTF does too much with the core cast, especially the Solo Children---the chief narrative ornaments for the EU for over two decades---and the strain on their family relations and ideals to be considered a small event of little consequence. And in my opinion, it's all well-earned and handled with exceptional nuance in the confines of the premise the authors have created.

This of course, is all pointless squabbling on my part, because regardless of any reservations you or I have with LOTF, we can agree on two things: it at least led somewhere desirable in terms of narrative nuance in the form of the Legacy comics, and for whatever flaws it may possess, it's heads and shoulders above Disney's efforts to attempt a similar premise in their terrible ST films.

And who knows? I still have 6 more books and all of FOTJ to get through, so I could easily come back to this thread in full agreement of everything you've said. We'll have to wait and see.
 
The Dark Legends book deeply depresses me, because normies who take in Disney Star Wars is the "Real Canon," will easily mistake these stories of being part of the True Eu or what modern Disney/Lucasfilm calls "Legends." At least Myth and Fables had the decency to use different words.

I haven't read them but the summaries of all short stories from both books look like trash, and even the few Diehard WokeWars fans don't consider them canon at all. Which I guess was the point as they were advertised as In-universe stories, which may not have some truth to them.
 
Is there a reason why they look similar to Kaleesh?
In-universe wise, there is most likely an ancestral connection between the two, although the only similarity between the two is chin spikes, ears and humanoid upper bodies.
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If you've read the cosmic shitposts I've posted (essentially summaries of lore combined with a summary of the unpublished SW book Supernatural Encounters), in them I described the 30 "Precursor" species of the Celestials in detail and how many of the sentient species in the Galaxy are descended from them or were engineered by them. Its possible both the Kaleesh and the Zygerrians were descended from the Sephi as they're listed as one of the first space travelers, colonizers and one of the founding species of the Galactic Republic.

Speaking of the cosmic shitpost, I've been hesitant to continue it because the following parts of the stories require that you remember some of the previous shitposts I've made, but due to images not working on Kiwifarms for a while back in summer, it caused a severe waiting period which I fear may lead to people forgetting details and causing confusion which I would then need to retrace. Also the last shitpost didn't attract much attention and I'm concerned about filling up the thread with my TL;DRs.

Also imagine being the author of the TCW comics with a love for Zygerrians only to have your favorite species turned into half-furries and your plot completely butchered for a televised release.
 
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This will probably put me in the minority on this sub, but when it comes to TCW Arcs, my favorite was the whole Asajj's Return To Dathomir/Resurrection Of Darth Maul Arc, all through his duel with Sidious. It's blind, reckless fan-service that's justified on very thin narrative excuses, not many of which are well-written or well thought-out. But I still enjoyed it tremendously, and I liked the relentless characterization of Maul and the brutal relationship with his brother Savage, as well as their confrontations with the likes of Obi-Wan.

Weakest would be all of the initial Death Watch stuff, mostly because I fucking hate Satine, and think she's a poor substitute for Obi-Wan's real love interest, Siri Tachi. Thankfully, the Kenobi novel from 2014 reconciles both so that TCW and Jedi Apprentice can co-exist, which I definitely appreciate.


Oh, believe me, I'm aware. I've heard nothing but anger and vitriol against LOTF online, and I can definitely sympathize with people who were turned off by the story.

I don't agree, and I think many of the reasons people cite for it being bad are either unfounded or based on justifications that aren't supported by either LOTF or its preceding arcs, but that's another matter.


Certainly, but remember that most of the galactic inhabitants have witnessed the cost of standing by and doing nothing in the wake of tyrannical behavior. Many of the people participating in the LOTF conflict are veterans of the Rebel Alliance--they above all others embody the unwillingness to stand idly by while a totalitarian threat begins to bubble and froth within their midst.

Of course they think that full-scale war should be averted, but not at the expense of not fighting to do the right thing against governmental practices that ring too familiar of Imperial totalitarianism. That kind of mentality is how you get shit like a brainless Mon Mothma in Nu-Canon deciding to completely de-militarize in a stupid fucking attempt to eliminate all future conflicts. It's retarded and out-of-character. You know what isn't? A former Rebel like Wedge Antilles growing disenfranchised with a Galactic Alliance that seems unwilling to compromise and more than willing to throw its militant weight around, before he and his fellow Corellians decide to fight back. Same goes for people on the GFFA side, who see the Corellian Antics as a needless and stupid interruption of the relative peace the galaxy has enjoyed since end of the Vong War. I don't think anyone fought against the Yuuzhan Vong just to see their freedoms or safety threatened by tyrannical Coruscanti/upstart Corellians. People tend to take arms against each other beyond just exterminating foreign menaces, they also clash when it comes to values that can threaten peacetime...which can really escalate when neither side is willing to compromise as a result of paranoia of the other.

Almost like another war fought in real life for very similar reasons, which LOTF references and creates allegories for on a near-regular basis.


Maybe if the warmongers were Sith or Yuuzhan Vong or Imperial Remnant terrorist madmen. But they're not---they're allies, comrades, in many cases, family. This isn't a dispute between a squabble of politicians on each side. The kind of civil unrest brought about by both sides' lack of compromise and overcompensation in the face of each other drags everyone on Corellia and Coruscant into the fray.

People like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo certainly don't want to wage a war with each other, but will be compelled to if their principles are being challenged and their respective homeworlds are threatened. With the numbers on both sides, it's a bigger surprise that a larger conflict on the scale of what we've seen before hasn't broken out already.

A lot of that has to do with Coruscant, and their frightening measures to keep the conflict contained between themselves and Corellia. Again, we aren't dealing with a conflict on the scale of what came before. It's a smaller one by design, because the respective sides are bending over backwards to keep it from spilling to the wider galaxy. It's exactly what the Killik Crisis was in terms of size and factions involved, and in terms of threatening to plunge the rest of the galaxy into the same war.

But it hasn't, and judging by the conflict being wrapped up in a year (same length as the Killik Crisis), I doubt it'll reach very far by the end of my reading.


I read much of it as paranoia of another war starting, not fatigue. And I'm absolutely certain you would find people on both sides who would be motivated to fight a Last Stand Conflict just to make their efforts during the previous war worth it. After all, what would be the point of defeating the Vong and sacrificing trillions of lives, if the resulting peace is just another dictatorship under a new Empire?

Fending off a foreign enemy means nothing if you have totalitarianism waiting for you back on the homefront, ready to spill over into your home and steal your family and friends away. Not to mention that many Corellians are being wrongfully rounded up and even executed back on Coruscant by the Galactic Alliance Guard, treated as a collective hostile threat.

I don't think it is irrational to expect the Corellians, the planet that spawns hot-headed pilots and stalwart fleet heroes, to gladly fight a war to live peacefully in the society they pushed the Vong off of to liberate.


From my readings, it seems like Corellia already had a bone to pick with the New Republic after their rights as a planetary entity were essentially shafted in the aftermath of ROTJ, largely ignored so that Coruscant and the other Core Worlds could get their shit in order. This is what leads to the fiasco in the Corellian Trilogy of novels, because the boiling resentment from the Corellians for the NR's perceived abandonment of them is what allows opportunists like Thrackan Sal-Solo to take over. The issue you deal with is that Thrackan-Sal and the angry, militant sentiments he raised within the Corellian populace aren't really resolved after the Corellian Trilogy ends. It's sort of left open, like a quite a few of the monster-of-the-week threats that characterized the Bantam Era of publishing. I don't find it wholly unrealistic that someone as opportunistic as Thrackan-Sal would seize an instance where the galaxy is freshly-healed and paranoid of any threats that could instigate a new war, and use it to his advantage.
He tried once already during NJO, but the ensuing war around them and Anakin Solo cutting off access to Centerpoint Station rendered those plans useless.

So, yeah...25,000 uninterrupted years of Coruscant and Corellia skipping through the daisies with each other? Maybe before the post-Endor period, but not after. There's a history of tension between the two thanks to Thrackan-Sal and in spite of the efforts of Luke & Co. to heal things between them.

What happens in LOTF isn't at all unprecedented, and is in fact logical considering who's doing the pushing. And it's not like the Corellians or the GFFA are being painted as reasonable in the conflict: they're both digging their heels in the ground, and are living up to the ugly accusations leveled at them.


Well, for one thing, you have petty upstarts already filling the Corellian and Coruscanti ranks. LOTF Betrayal shows youths on both sides who dismiss the input of actual veterans of the previous wars--mostly because they themselves were too young to have fought in them--in blind commitment to their causes. We see this with the soldier Wedge encounters in that book, as well as the young boys Ben Skywalker encounter in Bloodlines. So there's no shortage of the demographic you're clamoring for. More to the point, though, I think the memory of the Empire or the Vong being fresh in the memories of the veterans makes perfect sense as a launch point for paranoia of a domestic threat in the form of Corellia or Coruscant. Not to borrow yet another American Civil War analogy, but a reason why so many Generals on both sides were compelled to fight was because most of them had seen the horrors of war fought in Mexico or Indian Territory, and wanted to keep that shit far away from their homes and family. The primary motivation of most of the loudest members of each respective planetary cause in LOTF is to protect their homeworlds and loved ones from an opposing neighbor who won't back down, and is threatening to drag the whole galaxy to war. And this sense of obligation to one's home and family--to the point of feverish delusion and unwillingness to compromise--is much of what fueled the American Civil War on both sides as well; people buying into the infectious patriotism and demonizing of the enemy faction only to race off to war, and regret it immediately...something that's already starting to happen in LOTF.

I also don't think it would take fifty years for the detrimental effects of Vergere's teachings on Jacen to fully manifest. He's characterized as far too certain of his own wisdom and prowess to reach the humility of an aged master...and the warning signs have already manifested thanks to Dark Nest. It would be fucking farcical for Jacen to start exhibiting extreme Force-wielder tendencies bordering on callous during Dark Nest, and then just have that side of his character go nowhere for fifty years, only to materialize in his 70's or some shit. That wouldn't make a lick of sense, and only raise questions as to why in all that time, nothing ever came of his developments during Dark Nest.

Unless you're someone who believes Jacen going Dark to begin with is implausible, a sentiment I've already voiced my contention with several times on this thread, seeing as I have yet to hear a good argument for it.


What, and skip thirty years of growth and family interaction for Ben Skywalker and his parents, as well as the experiences that led him to choosing the "path of least violence" mentality in the first place?

I don't mean to come off as facetious, but I'll take a hard pass on that in favor of what we got. I much prefer Ben being stuck under Jacen's influence, and struggling with his own instincts and agency that his parents are trying to make him realize. That's a journey I actually want to see...not a pay-off whose journey is completely denied to me as a reader.


Again, everything in the bolded reeks suspiciously of the kind of nonsensical idealism and implausibility we see in the Nu-Canon with the New Republic disarming and clambering desperately for a "ban war" solution of the most absurd kind.

Just because the Vong are defeated and the Imperial Remnant are "our friends now" doesn't mean all the old wounds from previous, disenfranchised worlds have been healed. Dark Nest and LOTF explore examples of that, but the latter doing it infinitely better than the former, and actually dealing with the long-term effects of NJO.

More importantly, a huge theme of LOTF is the family drama that spawns from divisions of principle and homeworld loyalty. I think having that split between the OT Heroes and their offsprings holds more emotional weight and narrative potential than just older versions of Jacen, Jaina and Ben slapfighting with each other. Sure, LOTF has that, but it has the clashing with the older generation as well, which is the root of what makes half of the character interactions in LOTF so compelling. It's where Ben and Jacen are diverging from the morals of their respective families that give the story half of its emotional weight, and usher in some of the most gut-wrenching scenes in the series. We've seen this family grow together and endure hardship together...I don't think you could achieve the same effect by hard-cutting to some distant future with the Solo/Skywalker children feuding as geezers with decades of emotional experience we haven't witnessed as readers.

In fact, that just resembles the ST even more, considering how much of the hollow and stale "family drama" is reliant on off-screen years of family development we haven't seen, and are only told about.



I appreciate you hiding most of this under the spoiler tag, but with a brief glossing over, I can see it's mostly the plot beats that I hear constant complaining about everywhere LOTF is mentioned online, so most of these I'm already aware of. I can't comment on them, of course, but I still have to see if their execution and handling in the actual story warrants the anger directed at them.

Because on premise alone, I don't have a problem with any of the plot points you've highlighted, so long as they're well-executed and given the same care/reverence as every other major plot aspect of LOTF. And I'll say that one of them, being Jacen's Dark Side Descent, is not only the highlight of LOTF by my estimate, but something that was extremely well-justified in the story and phenomenally executed, for reasons I feel a lot of people who hate LOTF either don't consider or ignore completely.

Mara's death and Jaina's tutelage under the Mando's are another matter which I'll have to observe in context to properly assess.


I'm not going to read ahead, but I'm more curious as to what forgiveness or absolving the GFFA seeks for its actions as well. This wasn't just an instance of Corellia going haywire...the GFFA played a role in stoking the flames of conflict with controversial actions of their own.

As for what you're stating, I'll have to see in FOTJ if the galaxy really does take this whole incident lying down, with zero consequences. I know Jacen's actions certainly aren't steamrolled into nonchalant insignificance. From what I hear, his actions and his contributions to the conflict are referenced constantly throughout FOTJ, so it being an inconsequential footnote in the way that Dark Nest was seems unlikely.


Glimpsing at the reasons you've provided, I can say that I not only vehemently disagree with this, but also that I don't find any compelling evidence in what you've written to feel this way, either. Don't get me wrong, I'm not telling you how to feel---I just find that the reasons you've cited for its "unimportance" to be not supported by anything in the pages of LOTF itself.

If LOTF was a passing footnote in galactic history, a filler jaunt in the vein of Dark Nest happens or affects the characters to any large degree, I would emphatically agree with you. But LOTF does too much with the core cast, especially the Solo Children---the chief narrative ornaments for the EU for over two decades---and the strain on their family relations and ideals to be considered a small event of little consequence. And in my opinion, it's all well-earned and handled with exceptional nuance in the confines of the premise the authors have created.

This of course, is all pointless squabbling on my part, because regardless of any reservations you or I have with LOTF, we can agree on two things: it at least led somewhere desirable in terms of narrative nuance in the form of the Legacy comics, and for whatever flaws it may possess, it's heads and shoulders above Disney's efforts to attempt a similar premise in their terrible ST films.

And who knows? I still have 6 more books and all of FOTJ to get through, so I could easily come back to this thread in full agreement of everything you've said. We'll have to wait and see.

Yes, I do think that's in the minority. While people enjoyed the Asajj stuff and the return of Maul, not many people who I knew hated the Mandalore arc that badly. Mostly because they just saw Satine and her people as fake Mandos and were just rooting for Death Watch, who were at least decent enemies for the Republic/Jedi characters. Unlike the Traviss Mandos who just kept whining about how bad the Jedi were, Maul and the Death Watch Mandos put their hatred of the Jedi into action, kidnapping Obi-Wan and gutting his girlfriend in front of him just to show him what a helpless wuss he really was.

That hatred for LOTF was justified. The end of the Vong War was such a high note to leave the OT characters on, it would have been perfect if they just left things be after that. The Vong and Abeloth would be like the final boss fight for the OT characters and their generation, and defeating them would be a great final capstone to end their adventures on. Instead, Luke's wife got a bridge dropped on her, and Jacen Solo, a Jedi character many readers grew to love, turned evil over a senseless war that very few among the readers gave two squirts of shit about. Corellia starting another separatist crisis in a time when people would have had war fatigue up the ass would only realistically end with Corellia becoming the next Alderaan or Geonosis: a planet destroyed to make an example of.

The fact that many of the people fighting in the Second Galactic Civil War were Rebel Alliance veterans also makes even less sense. Many of these Rebels experienced the end of the Clone Wars and the destructive war with the Empire which decimated worlds and killed off God knows how many trillions of people. Top that off with the Vong War, and they definitely wouldn't be in a mood for another war, let alone a war with each other, over silly things like politics. They'd just reconvene the Senate and let the Senate decide what to do. That, or put some old Alliance war veteran like Garm Bel Iblis in charge (former Senator of Corellia and veteran of the Clone Wars, Galactic Civil War, and the Vong War) in charge and let him do the bean-counting while the rest of the galaxy catches a break after three massive, bloody, galaxy-spanning wars. People would have war fatigue after that, and any planet that tries to start another major war would get bombed back to the primordial age by a galaxy wary of warmongers and galactic conflicts. Not to mention that these old veterans would have a great sense of camaraderie with each other after living through a robot war, Space Nazis, and an extragalactic alien invasion. That would build the kind of bonds that a petty political cause like Corellians picking fights with Coruscanti couldn't break. At most, they'd just tell the Corellians and Coruscanti to settle things in court like civilized gentlemen and not start another war.

Plus, Corellians trying to fuck with Coruscant seems rather inappropriate, considering that Coruscant was utterly decimated by the Yuuzhan Vong and was recently just recovering. If anything, it should be the Coruscanti who should have an entitlement complex, considering the fact that they've had to suffer through Imperial vs. New Republic conflicts that ravaged the ecumenopolis and the Yuuzhan Vong wrecking their world.

Yes, the Corellians are bloody fucking hotheads. But again, the Galactic Alliance Guard is acting so tyrannical only because they're afraid of another senseless war-which Corellia DID start with terrorist attacks on Coruscant and by kicking off the second Galactic Civil War. The GAG is the reaction to Corellia basically going all "THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!" and sponsoring attacks against the Alliance. Realistically, that would only make Corellia even less sympathetic in the eyes of the galactic populace, who wouldn't mind it if a Super Star Destroyer passed by Corellian airspace and bombed the planet Darth Malak style just because Corellians thought starting another galactic war for petty freedoms was a good idea. Even with the OT era, more than half the galaxy was okay with Tarkin blasting Alderaan into space debris just to stop another war like the Clone Wars from breaking out, and prior to that, the Empire's battles with the Rebels were all minor skirmishes. And they weren't as war-weary as the galaxy was after the Vong got done wrecking it.

Which again, is why Corellia rebelling against Coruscant would have been better off if it happened decades later. That way, generations of people who suffered through THREE massive, galactic wars would have died off, including many Rebel Alliance veterans. The guiding lights that were the OT cast would die off, making the likelihood of Jacen falling to the Dark Side more sensible. It would also make more sense considering how pointless the war is, that some young bigshots born in an age where there are no Separatists, Imperials, or Yuuzhan Vong would get delusions of grandeur and launch a war of independence for the sake of more power and petty freedoms. By that time, Jaina would have also become Empress, which means Jacen would have worked with the Empire for some time and their way of dealing with things would have rubbed off on him, leading him to make the GAG in the image of his dark grandfather's 501st Legion, while Ben Skywalker, growing to be more like his father and his namesake, would be trying to referee the war between a militaristic Jacen and some naive, delusional youngsters who want to start another galactic war.

The difference is, the American Civil War broke out in a time when people CRAVED war. The South was excited for war after taking Mexican territories and making them into more Southern states, the North was craving blood, especially as Northern abolitionists fought Southern slave owners in the western territories. One side believed in slavery as a right due to it propping up their economy, the other had a growing distaste for slavery due to economic and religious reasons. The climate of the 1800s was full of romanticized depictions of war and how noble and great it is to die for the cause. And the two sides that fought in said civil war were already fighting each other low-key in Congress AND in the territories, complete with outbursts of violence across the country and even in the nation's capital. The war only solidified what was already there. And after the war, both sides sought reconciliation and peace, seeking to mend wounds in the face of old hatreds. Same thing happened in World War 1: they started with eager young faces fresh for war, they ended it with both sides weary of war. Meanwhile, after the Yuuzhan Vong War, the galactic populace has suffered not one, not two, but THREE galaxy-spanning wars in the course of less than a century. At that point, not only would there be war fatigue up the ass, but anyone that tries to start another galactic war would earn the ire of the galactic populace.

That, and the idea of homeworld loyalty was something that felt rather forced. The heroes of the OT fought for THE GALAXY AT LARGE. TO BRING FREEDOM TO EVERYONE. You didn't see Luke Skywalker go to war screaming "FOR TATOOINE!" Only Han could count as Corellian, and that guy was some selfish dipshit that was roped along for the ride in the original Star Wars, who later fell in love with Leia, a woman who saw her homeworld GET BLASTED INTO PIECES and who no longer has any homeworld loyalty due to her loyalty being for the cause and her homeworld being a distant memory. At most, the Rebels only used Alderaan as a rallying cry to symbolize the Empire's evil. Maybe Chewie would have some homeworld loyalty, but he's dead thanks to the Vong. And of course, Luke couldn't be bothered to give two shits about Tatooine. Them suddenly acting as if homeworld loyalty is an important topic feels like bullshit when everyone used to care about pan-galactic causes that cover the whole galaxy, in the movies, in most of the comics and novels, and in the video games. The idea of homeworld loyalty might have had some sway during the Clone Wars where individual worlds and their people seceded from the Republic for their own ends, but after Papa Palpatine clamped down with the Empire, the galaxy was then divided into two camps: those who agreed with the Empire, and those who wanted to destroy it. People who were loyal more to their own worlds than to galactic causes were in the minority, like the Mandalorians, and they certainly weren't strong enough to start another galactic war, they were just well-armed yahoos who shot people for money.

That, and the Corellians have no real justification for waging war at all. They could have just kept their resistance to Coruscant to economics and politics instead of military without waging war, like say, having a Trade War with Coruscant or angling for power as to where the new Senate would be located. Corellia didn't suffer the cruelties of the Vong War, the Empire pretty much just kept them as a well-fed puppet government, the New Republic left them alone, and they were spared the bloodshed of the Clone Wars, where all they did was dispatch fleets to support the Jedi in faraway battles. Overall, Corellia has no reason to oppose the Galactic Alliance outside of petty ambition and selfishness. The GAG was acting tyrannical back on Coruscant, but for the most part, that was due to terrorist actions carried out by Corellians against Coruscanti. The GA wasn't threatening them until they began making moves on their own to threaten the peace of the galaxy, what with them trying to reactivate Centerpoint Station as a super-weapon against the GA. Basically, the Corellians come off as completely thankless, immature, ambitious, and downright selfish, especially considering how fragile the new political order was at the end of the Vong War. If the Corellians are dumb enough to follow a granite slug like Thracken Sal-Solo into starting another war with the Galactic Alliance over petty slights that don't affect Corellia in the slightest, then perhaps the Galactic Alliance should have approached the Empire with funds to create a third Death Star so they can put this problem to rest the same way you put down a rabid dog. Or at the very least scare them into cooperation the same way Darth Krayt does later.

Those three plot points I spoilered in my previous post were also reasons why most people hate LOTF. They hated that Jaina had to go to Fett for help when Jedi Holocrons can teach her how to remove her brother's powers and make him easier to capture. Fans of Jacen hated his turn to the Dark Side, and fans of Mara Jade were angry over her death. Both the execution and the plots themselves made no sense in the context of the SW universe, for the reasons I already listed.

I can see where you're coming from, but the squabbling between the Solo kids practically had no effect on the Legacy Era. At all. The Legacy Era has the effects of the Yuuzhan Vong War still felt after a century. The Empire's desire to avenge its many defeats in the first Galactic Civil War was still obviously there, as well as Luke's Jedi Order, and a new group of Sith who were hungry for revenge on the Jedi. But nothing about the Legacy of the Force era or the Corellian-backed Second Galactic Civil War was there at all. No peep about how Darth Krayt or his Sith lackeys have to keep an eye on Corellia lest it rebel like it did before. Instead, Corellia keels over like the rest of the galaxy does while the Imperials in Bastion and a remnant of the Galactic Alliance fleet carried the war against the Sith and their Imperial lackeys. You'd think that Corellia, which rebelled against the GA for perceived tyranny and petty-ass reasons, would have flipped the table and gone full rebel against Darth Krayt and his Empire for their ACTUAL tyranny, but no. Other Imperials were better rebels than they were against Darth Krayt. Which basically goes to show that the spirit of "independence" Corellia tried to foster in the second GCW was practically nowhere to be found. They bent over for Darth Krayt as if it was nothing. Which goes to show that Corellia only rebelled against the Galactic Alliance because Corellia's leaders were petty little shits who saw how vulnerable the Alliance is and how they can easily replace Coruscant as the new center of galactic power. When push came to shove and a real tyrant reappeared at Coruscant, Corellia bent over backwards for the tyranny of the Sith.
 
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