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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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The real question is, how would he get $100 of food home without eating it all on the way?

And he lasted a little over 12 hours:




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11:30pm While simultaneously stating he spent over $100 at walmart. :story:DiGiorno supreme is $5 and if you're low on money, Red Baron supreme is $2.98

Louie was hoping to order a pizza because he didn't buy any actual food at Walmart. Well, except maybe a Subway sammich (with extra meat and cheese) on the way out and some candy bars and one liter Coke for the road.

Louie always treats eating take-out food as an everyday thing. For most people (who actually work for their money) eating out is an occasional thing. A maybe two or three times a week at most if they're just too busy to cook or maybe if they actually have time to take a lunch break at their jobs instead of just working through it to catch up on whatever they're doing. Most people with rent/mortgages, car payments, bills, etc. just don't have the money to afford to eat out for every bills. Eating out for most people is a special-ish occasion. Going on a date with your spouse/significant other, getting together with friends after a long work week, getting together with your parents because you've been too busy with life to visit, or a birthday/anniversary. Eating out all the time is impractical and unaffordable for normal working stiffs, so it's toast and coffee for breakfast (if that), a brown bag lunch, and leftovers or mac and cheese for dinner. Maybe an actual meal if you've got the energy or a stay at home spouse who cooks. Louie eats out more than anyone I know of, and certainly more often than is healthy.

What in the world is Lou buying for $100 (for a week!)? He doesn't know how to cook, so he's not buying meat and veggies. He's not buying any incidental stuff people work into their grocery budget, like paper towels and dog treats. $100 on frozen tenders and spaghetti and Mt. Dew? My grocery bill for the family (including a cat), 21 meals, snacks, water, cleaning supplies, etc. is about $90 a week.

Not including pet food/supplies, about $100 per week is what my household shopping budget is, give or take. That's for two adults and two kids. SHOPPING budget, not GROCERY budget. $100/wk. for one adult who doesn't actually cook anything aside from spaghetti on occasion is...hilariously excessive and unrealistic. I can't believe he still has a handful of people who still buy into his bullshit and continue to enable this deplorable behavior.
 
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Louie was hoping to order a pizza because he didn't buy any actual food at Walmart. Well, except maybe a Subway sammich (with extra meat and cheese) on the way out and some candy bars and one liter Coke for the road.

Louie always treats eating take-out food as an everyday thing. For most people (who actually work for their money) eating out is an occasional thing. A maybe two or three times a week at most if they're just too busy to cook or maybe if they actually have time to take a lunch break at their jobs instead of just working through it to catch up on whatever they're doing. Most people with rent/mortgages, car payments, bills, etc. just don't have the money to afford to eat out for every bills. Eating out for most people is a special-ish occasion. Going on a date with your spouse/significant other, getting together with friends after a long work week, getting together with your parents because you've been too busy with life to visit, or a birthday/anniversary. Eating out all the time is impractical and unaffordable for normal working stiffs, so it's toast and coffee for breakfast (if that), a brown bag lunch, and leftovers or mac and cheese for dinner. Maybe an actual meal if you've got the energy or a stay at home spouse who cooks. Louie eats out more than anyone I know of, and certainly more often than is healthy.
For some folks, take-out/delivery is also strategic. I’ll order pizza knowing that I’m getting 2-3 meals out of what I order. But folks with jobs, etc. generally budget their “dining out” to account for it all.

As far as food budget, $100 usually covers expenses for my spouse, my pets, and me for a week. We generally purchase things that will last a while, too, so that we get numerous meals out of it, and then supplement that with things that we have to replace weekly. I don’t know how a single person can be spending $100/wk on groceries.
 
Shit I'd love to see that listed, and it would be hilarious to know Lou has seen it but won't ever try and copy it.
Groceries I picked up yesterday. This for me, my spouse (big dude, big appetite), a small child and a cat. We eat oatmeal or eggs for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and cooked dinner 6 nights a week.:

Romaine Hearts - $2.65
Baguette (2) - $6.38
Eggs - $1.09
Sparkling Water - $2.99
Animal Crackers - $2.09
Lemons - $3.85
Chopped Kale -$3.19
Cauliflower - $2.09
Onions - $2.75
Spring Mix - $2.09
Olive Oil - $2.75
White Mushrooms (2) - $3.50
Parsley Flakes - $1.05
Seeded Rye Bread - $2.09
Sauerkraut - $1.89
Chicken Thighs - $4.86
Pita Chips - $2.55
Diced Tomatoes(2) - $1.10
Italian Seasoning - $1.05
Grape Tomatoes - $2.19
Kalamata Olives - $2.39
Pepperoncini - $1.85
Sliced Swiss Cheese - $1.99
Thousand Island Dressing - $0.99
Cream Cheese - $0.89
Manzanilla Olives - $0.95
Chopped Walnuts - $2.99
Tzatziki Dip - $2.99
Pastrami - $6.56
Roast Beef - $5.04
Chicken Bouillon - $1.58
Stainless Steel Wipes - $3.74
Cat Litter - $4.94
Total - $89.10*

*Store was out of feta and I need to pick that up somewhere else, so $3 more bucks.
 
Groceries I picked up yesterday. This for me, my spouse (big dude, big appetite), a small child and a cat. We eat oatmeal or eggs for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and cooked dinner 6 nights a week.:

Romaine Hearts - $2.65
Baguette (2) - $6.38
Eggs - $1.09
Sparkling Water - $2.99
Animal Crackers - $2.09
Lemons - $3.85
Chopped Kale -$3.19
Cauliflower - $2.09
Onions - $2.75
Spring Mix - $2.09
Olive Oil - $2.75
White Mushrooms (2) - $3.50
Parsley Flakes - $1.05
Seeded Rye Bread - $2.09
Sauerkraut - $1.89
Chicken Thighs - $4.86
Pita Chips - $2.55
Diced Tomatoes(2) - $1.10
Italian Seasoning - $1.05
Grape Tomatoes - $2.19
Kalamata Olives - $2.39
Pepperoncini - $1.85
Sliced Swiss Cheese - $1.99
Thousand Island Dressing - $0.99
Cream Cheese - $0.89
Manzanilla Olives - $0.95
Chopped Walnuts - $2.99
Tzatziki Dip - $2.99
Pastrami - $6.56
Roast Beef - $5.04
Chicken Bouillon - $1.58
Stainless Steel Wipes - $3.74
Cat Litter - $4.94
Total - $89.10*

*Store was out of feta and I need to pick that up somewhere else, so $3 more bucks.
Wow a balanced diet with a variety of tastes and textures! No wonder Lou gets so upset.
 
Don't forget Lou's copious moaning about how he can't carry very much home from Walmart because he has to walk and take the bus. This is his usual reason for why he makes multiple trips there every week, because he is apparently incapable of carrying more than one meal's worth of items at one time. So, by his own admission there's no way he carried home $100 worth of groceries and it was most likely lettuce, tomatoes and assorted smaller-in-size/weight 'wants'.
 
I know it’s Lou but what really bastards me is.. why doesn’t he buy one of those little personal shopping carts or bring a back pack? I realize that both require effort and forethought, but they just aren’t difficult solutions. I used to regularly carry groceries on a two mile walk back, it really didn’t kill me to do so.
 
I know it’s Lou but what really bastards me is.. why doesn’t he buy one of those little personal shopping carts or bring a back pack? I realize that both require effort and forethought, but they just aren’t difficult solutions. I used to regularly carry groceries on a two mile walk back, it really didn’t kill me to do so.
He's fat and lazy.
 
I have to say, I think the thing that's especially outrageous about his '$100/trip to Walmart to buy spaghetti' is that that SHOULD be such a cheap trip.

Walmart is a bargain store. You find shit on sale and you buy in bulk. It's cheap, shitty, generic-brand stuff. It's meant to be a cheaper option versus going to an actual supermarket.

Pasta is a cheap, filling food that gives you a lot of options and a lot of bang for your buck from a single box; it's a slightly less efficient but similar thing to rice or beans. When Mr. Boobwhiskers and I were just starting out and money was a lot tighter, we ate a TON of pasta because a pack of gnocchi or box of spaghetti was super filling for very little money and reheated well for leftovers if you made it in bulk, and could be made into a lot of different tastes depending on what sauce you dumped on it. Maybe Lou isn't talking about real spaghetti and is talking about cans of Chef Boyardee, but either way the sheer VOLUME of raw pasta you'd have to buy to hit $100 at Walmart boggles the mind.

Edit: you could buy over 100lbs of spaghetti for $100 at walmart.
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Don't forget Lou's copious moaning about how he can't carry very much home from Walmart because he has to walk and take the bus. This is his usual reason for why he makes multiple trips there every week, because he is apparently incapable of carrying more than one meal's worth of items at one time. So, by his own admission there's no way he carried home $100 worth of groceries and it was most likely lettuce, tomatoes and assorted smaller-in-size/weight 'wants'.

It's like I've said before, Louie always says something eventually that proves one of his previous statements was a total lie. Just yesterday he was saying his mother is dead, and today he's griping about how she doesn't believe medicinal cannabis is real. One week he's claiming he has to make several trips to Wally World per week because he can't carry much home on the bus and Heel-Toe Express. Sooner or later he always disproves his bullshit.

I know it’s Lou but what really bastards me is.. why doesn’t he buy one of those little personal shopping carts or bring a back pack? I realize that both require effort and forethought, but they just aren’t difficult solutions. I used to regularly carry groceries on a two mile walk back, it really didn’t kill me to do so.

To be fair, a lot of stores won't allow backpacks in to hinder shoplifters. However, he totally could buy a couple-three of those reusable shopping bags that some states have made mandatory, the kind which can hold a lot of items. That is, if Louie wasn't lying out his ass and it wasn't all total bullshit like @Iron Hamster just said.
 
Lou's mystery benefactor has struck again:
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Lol wat
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Speaking of Momma, she's still desperate to sell her house
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Mystery benefactor "sent him" a Bluetooth keyboard. Lou, the only person that would send you a Bluetooth keyboard is yourself or "profoundly autistic" undertale larper. Nobody else has your address unless they come here, and if they do come here, they wouldn't be the person buying you shit because they can look at the op and see how reprehensible you are. Also lol at "I couldn't buy it I only have $5!" when he's using the same picture from his Walmart trip. Shit doesn't come in the mail the same day, Louie, so how much of that Walmart trip was the keyboard? Especially since you mentioned you could buy one at Walmart the other day. Can't find the archive or tweet for it but he definitely mentioned that he could get a Bluetooth keyboard at Walmart and gave a price on it.

While searching, I also noticed that on the 23rd, when he was claiming he only had two something dollars, he stated the wrong amount (and he's very specific when he mentions money, so not sure why, maybe he spent extra?). I'll edit in a link to the post later.

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Just shut the fuck up Lou you just bought a $600 computer that you don't need. Did you already tire of your new, shiny Xbox?

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I had to look at this tweet and so do you now. Almost vomited, but unlike Lou, not from minimal exercise and moderate temperatures. From disgust at this post.
 
For some folks, take-out/delivery is also strategic. I’ll order pizza knowing that I’m getting 2-3 meals out of what I order. But folks with jobs, etc. generally budget their “dining out” to account for it all.

As far as food budget, $100 usually covers expenses for my spouse, my pets, and me for a week. We generally purchase things that will last a while, too, so that we get numerous meals out of it, and then supplement that with things that we have to replace weekly. I don’t know how a single person can be spending $100/wk on groceries.

I could see spending a little over here and there if one was buying-forward: pick up a lot of meat or veggies on sale, freeze them up, save yourself a few trips for the future. But you'd eventually be stocked full if you kept spending that much - you'd have so future-proofed yourself that you'd be set for months.

I think the most I've spent on food for myself, solo, in a week... was around $70. But that also involved throwing somewhere around $20 on some fancy-ass coffee beans that lasted for around a month. My guess is that Lou racks up his big spender items on shit like that - candy, sweets, luxury items that are charged-up because they're... not really what you'd need to buy if you were trying to budget and stretch your money. Fuck, a giant tub of oatmeal and some milk (which is optional if you can stomach the taste of water-boiled oatmeal anyways) would be less than $10 and get you through the week decently enough.

OK, maybe Lou would need triple servings, so less than $30.
 
Really, Lou? You would spend $5000 on food in a single day? I know you eat a lot, but that's a stretch even for you. What would you buy that wouldn't go bad before you got around to eating it? Where would you even put all of it? Or did you just not read the question very closely, dimly perceived "what if $5000," and reflexively posted the answer that you calculated would make you look most pathetic so people would take pity on you and give you money, which seems to be the one motive that is behind all of your online actions?
 
Really, Lou? You would spend $5000 on food in a single day? I know you eat a lot, but that's a stretch even for you. What would you buy that wouldn't go bad before you got around to eating it? Where would you even put all of it? Or did you just not read the question very closely, dimly perceived "what if $5000," and reflexively posted the answer that you calculated would make you look most pathetic so people would take pity on you and give you money, which seems to be the one motive that is behind all of your online actions?
Central to the behavior of cuckoo chicks is that they make whatever noise stimulates their surrogate parents/victims to stuff them with more vomit. One cuckoo chick can even mimic the hunger calls of an entire brood of hatchlings, and eats as much if not more.
 
Really, Lou? You would spend $5000 on food in a single day? I know you eat a lot, but that's a stretch even for you. What would you buy that wouldn't go bad before you got around to eating it? Where would you even put all of it? Or did you just not read the question very closely, dimly perceived "what if $5000," and reflexively posted the answer that you calculated would make you look most pathetic so people would take pity on you and give you money, which seems to be the one motive that is behind all of your online actions?
The correct answer would have been "spend all of it on gold" because it doesn't break the "you can't save or invest it" stipulation, but accomplishes the same thing.
 
Central to the behavior of cuckoo chicks is that they make whatever noise stimulates their surrogate parents/victims to stuff them with more vomit. One cuckoo chick can even mimic the hunger calls of an entire brood of hatchlings, and eats as much if not more.

As I am sure you know, but to share it with everyone else, Cuckoo chicks will also push other eggs out of the nest, and literally eliminate any sort of competition. Lou pushes everyone out and away from his nest, I wonder if he dislikes his nephew so much because his nephew is taking resources that could be HIS?
 
Groceries I picked up yesterday. This for me, my spouse (big dude, big appetite), a small child and a cat. We eat oatmeal or eggs for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and cooked dinner 6 nights a week.:

Romaine Hearts - $2.65
Baguette (2) - $6.38
Eggs - $1.09
Sparkling Water - $2.99
Animal Crackers - $2.09
Lemons - $3.85
Chopped Kale -$3.19
Cauliflower - $2.09
Onions - $2.75
Spring Mix - $2.09
Olive Oil - $2.75
White Mushrooms (2) - $3.50
Parsley Flakes - $1.05
Seeded Rye Bread - $2.09
Sauerkraut - $1.89
Chicken Thighs - $4.86
Pita Chips - $2.55
Diced Tomatoes(2) - $1.10
Italian Seasoning - $1.05
Grape Tomatoes - $2.19
Kalamata Olives - $2.39
Pepperoncini - $1.85
Sliced Swiss Cheese - $1.99
Thousand Island Dressing - $0.99
Cream Cheese - $0.89
Manzanilla Olives - $0.95
Chopped Walnuts - $2.99
Tzatziki Dip - $2.99
Pastrami - $6.56
Roast Beef - $5.04
Chicken Bouillon - $1.58
Stainless Steel Wipes - $3.74
Cat Litter - $4.94
Total - $89.10*

*Store was out of feta and I need to pick that up somewhere else, so $3 more bucks.

I find it personally easy to make a grocery budget of $200 a month work quite well. It involves a lot of frozen veggies, some couponing, a lot of chicken breast since that is only $2 a lb where I live, an occasional rice and beans meal, etc.
 
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