🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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If Ethan wasn’t retarded 🌈 he’d take a chunk of that $50k and spend it on lipo. He knows he’s incapable of dieting it off. Just take $15-20k and get stomach and flank lipo, then a tummy tuck if need be. Otherwise he’s only going to get fatter and more grotesque. FeiFei can earn her keep by helping him in and out of his post-lipo binder for his monthly shower.

He could invested some on stocks, opened a restaurant ( but for the love of God get him away from the restaurant bar), started a business....instead that will go to legal fees of a possible revenge porn/child support.
 
So she just full out cancelled on gunt then? hahahaha!
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Someone in chat mentioned he isn't wearing makeup tonight.
It's understandable. If you say you are from Memphis, TN, you can talk about barbecue, Graceland and Elvis, Beale Street and Sun Studio, Memphis wrestling and Jerry 'the King' Lawler. West Memphis ...
We were bugging him about West Memphis versus actual Memphis, TN yesterday, and he's wearing a Elvis Graceland hat today. Really should be more self aware about that phrenology comment as well.
 
Faith wouldn't be able to keep him away from food.
That’s why I recommend lipo. It permanently removes the fat cells. Diet and exercise just shrinks them. Yeah he could make the ones left over bigger with his diet, but he wouldn’t go back to his current hideous form. Bodies are made in the kitchen, not the gym. He’s not going to cut alcohol and junk food OR work out, so he needs to have his fat vacuumed out. Then a tummy tuck to remove the loose skin. Once Ralph finds out they give you dilaudid (hospital heroin) for the pain, he’ll be all-in.

Or he can just stay grotesquely fat forever. Let’s face it, that’s what his future holds until he keels over and croaks.
 
If you go in for a decent little stint you will get fat. I don't know how long he did but depending on how long spent in prison it's easy to get fat. Tons of bread and carbs and shit. There's fuckall to do but eat.

Most people are fine if they keep their heads down and don't act like a try hard. Used to steal this pedos sandwiches before they delivered them to his cell and no one cared. I wasn't exactly a big dude either and I never got hassled. This was what now fees like a lifetime ago
it's not exactly hard to lose weight when you're as fat as Ralph is. Just don't eat over an extra half of what normal people do in calories a day. Plus the food was probably not as tasty, so less desire to overeat. We all know how bad Ralph is at controlling his intake of substances that make him feel good be it drugs or fatty food.
He could invested some on stocks, opened a restaurant ( but for the love of God get him away from the restaurant bar), started a business....instead that will go to legal fees of a possible revenge porn/child support.
opening a restaurant is just about the worst financial decision you can make.
okay this is like the third time i've heard this slang what the fuck are bars
Xanax. The standard "pill" is 2mg and looks like a long rectangle (hence bar) with little lines marking each half mg
 
That’s why I recommend lipo. It permanently removes the fat cells. Diet and exercise just shrinks them. Yeah he could make the ones left over bigger with his diet, but he wouldn’t go back to his current hideous form. Bodies are made in the kitchen, not the gym. He’s not going to cut alcohol and junk food OR work out, so he needs to have his fat vacuumed out. Then a tummy tuck to remove the loose skin. Once Ralph finds out they give you dilaudid (hospital heroin) for the pain, he’ll be all-in.

Or he can just stay grotesquely fat forever. Let’s face it, that’s what his future holds until he keels over and croaks.
I expect a Momokun situation where he doesn't change his habits and gets more surgery, and so on until it fucks his body.
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So Matt answered Dingo's call to get you content, and they are ridiculing him for having too much time on his hands? He gave you free content and probably lemons out of milking Matt for the millionth time.
 
So Matt answered Dingo's call to get you content, and they are ridiculing him for having too much time on his hands? He gave you free content and probably lemons out of milking Matt for the millionth time.
Everyone knows Ralph and the killstream boys are massive hypocrites by now but it is quite funny hearing them say that when they all spend tons of time on the internet doing completely pointless shit. Like ralph specifically, gets drunk and does his show and then rages on twitter and whoever else for the rest of the night.
 
That’s why I recommend lipo. It permanently removes the fat cells. Diet and exercise just shrinks them. Yeah he could make the ones left over bigger with his diet, but he wouldn’t go back to his current hideous form. Bodies are made in the kitchen, not the gym. He’s not going to cut alcohol and junk food OR work out, so he needs to have his fat vacuumed out. Then a tummy tuck to remove the loose skin. Once Ralph finds out they give you dilaudid (hospital heroin) for the pain, he’ll be all-in.

Or he can just stay grotesquely fat forever. Let’s face it, that’s what his future holds until he keels over and croaks.

Lipo Is a waste of money. The dude was only a few months out of jail when the gunt picture was taken and he supposedly lost a lot of weight when that picture happened.
 
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