1000 signs you're a kiwi

[CrippleThreat]

344. Even when you're black, you still hate hood niggers.

 

[Catman from cat town]

334: you actually hide your powerlevel

 

[{o}P II]

334: you actually hide your powerlevel

335: reveal embarrassing details about yourself in chat for no reason

 

[Coleslaw]

347. "Damn it read the post numbers!", you scream helplessly.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

348: You mutter "Julayyyyy" under your breath when someone gets forcibly detained in front of you.

 

[contradiction of terns]

349: You necro the Fluffies thread just to remind people that's a thing.

 

[Batman 8]

350. You're a fucking nigger

 

[F/lying Frankenstein]

351: You pay special attention to the ads on TV and notice that in many of them, white women usually leaves white guys and go with a coloured/black man.

 

[Fireman Sam]

352: You harbor an odd sympathy with those who have left their home country to establish a secret underground bunker fortress in Ukraine to hide from hyper schizophrenic stalkers who want to sue you every day.

 

[{o}P II]

353: You have became sick of the farms and try to "leave forever" and yet return the next day

 

[The Sauce Boss]

354: You call things 'exceptional' unironically.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

355: Other people imagine autistics as genius savants who are extremely logical but emotionally cold like Dexter, House or Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, you hear "autistic" and think in smelly unwashed manchildren who live on wellfare and cry about MLP online all day every day

 

[deepFriedBaka]

356. You start typing "exceptional" instead of re.tarded as a force of habit.

 

[Wraith]

357. You eventually get bored with all this crap and go do other things
358. You end up back wondering what's happened in the last 12 hours

 

[Coleslaw]

358. You used to bemoan the word filters but now you miss them.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

(basically) 360. the number of degrees you turn around before walking away when you see an interracial couple

 

[Immortal Technique]

361. You get a sticker on a months old comment and realize some poor soul is trudging through the shitposting to catch up.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

362: When you were a kid and some asshole broke a bone on the playground and you just smiled because lol that shit was funny ngl

 

[Wraith]

363. You spend more time viewing other people's messed up lives than living your own.
364. The things you do in front of your computer on kiwi you would never do if other kiwis were in the same room with you.
365. You have an odd and sudden affection for dark strangers with red eyes in black cloaks.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

367. You have instinctively sent a “” to someone in response to a text.