DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Providence Backing_21]

Like a month ago Papavera said he was going to 'retire' from Minecraft, a couple of weeks later Papavera was on Phil's server doing some 'work', and now he is gone. So, Phil should've had some idea that Papavera was annoyed about something, given that Minecraft is his lifeblood. If Phil were a smart man, he might've talked to Papavera about it but he's a moron so that isn't happening.

People come people go is Phil's whole view on papavera. Sure he helped with Minecraft, but he'll just find another wheelchair replacement.
I have no idea how he corrals some many whales and helpers.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

the idea of someone sending phil hundreds of thousands of pennies and in turn costing him thousands of dollars is great.

I haven't used paypal in years so I don't know but does it really work this way? I assume if it did people would have tried it by now?

 

[hundredthousand]

In regards to Derich, he has the mind of a small child but is like 20. I've seen him say in chat things such as he still goes trick or treating, has a bedtime, eats milk and cookies at night, etc.

Not sure if he is actually retarded, or his asian parents have just sheltered him to the point of stunting his mind. Either way he is a perfect representative of a dsp fan.

 

[WWE Champion]

I haven't used paypal in years so I don't know but does it really work this way? I assume if it did people would have tried it by now?

I imagine there is a min amount you have to send.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I will say, as someone who has definitely enjoyed Tevin content, aside from his restreams becoming not-as-good (I assume because he was getting bored of DSP and who could blame him) my big complaint about him is that he absolutely sneak encourages troll tipping. There are a number of semi-high tippers/cheerers of the obvious troll variety who are also regulars in Tevin's stream (looking at you, Polish_Frog or whatever your name is) and explicitly cheer or tip DSP with some thing Tevin said or is talking about immediately after he says it so Tevin can comment on it. There are times stream regulars have tipped Tevin mentioning their troll message tips to DSP, etc.

I still think of myself as relatively new to the "scene" and Tevin's videos were the first things that got me understanding the lore, but it also gave me a speedrun look into him explicitly insulting people who troll tipped years ago to slyly enouraging it now because it ends up benefiting him.

Ehhhhh I think you might be exaggerating it a bit. I almost always had tevins stream on in the background when he was restreaming the pig and I cant think of a single time where he really encouraged it to any degree. He knows theres a pretty high chance of phil ignoring most troll shit, and I recall him usually mocking someone who threw the pig bad or obvious bait. But at the same time I dont recall him ever telling people not 2 troll trip very often, probably because he knows all these idiots wouldnt listen to him anyway and theres a small chance someone might get a good rant of the piggy for the bare minimum.

I always got the impression he just wasn't a fan of trying to police people within the DSP autsim vortex, but he'll mock you when you do something stupid like bad bait.

 

[Very Honest Content]

A DSP doco series (100 parts?) would need to be long, take a detailed look at pretty autismo points to make the history clear, will be looking at all kinds of small events from his early days to today and frankly, would need expert commentary with knowledge only people like Tevin and LSB possess.

I would love for that to exist, because it would be a fantastic source of all of Darks bullshit. However much i love these forums, cows like Dark need an entire wikipedia with links and sources given his longevity and autistic antics.

Pointing fans to his dumb shit leads them to here, what is an essentially smug observers discussion, not an encyclopedia

He used to have a great article on the lolcowwiki when it was alive too! He and lolcows like John Walker Flynt both need that type of master article covering all the eras that uninitiated observers can use to catch up on all the lore concisely too and now that it's defunct are lacking sorely. Next highlight option in the thread is sufficient but not superior by any means.

She's at what 16 months now?

Yes I think she has to get to January if it's 20 months to soak his finances in a divorce proceeding.

signed up for ps5 pre-order, will he still continue the narrative of not being able to afford it

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The narrative has now changed to something akin to, 'due to the AMAZING support over the last five months it looks like I'm going to be able to afford at least one of the next gen consoles for launch day review.' He says it when he gives off the late stream, 'if this is the end of the vest streak,' speech now.

So I was curious about Derich, especially with this whole cuties thing. I know people have seen his old playlists he deleted, but I never have seen anyone bring up the channels he is subbed to. I looked through some and notice something in common with each of these:

https://www.youtube.com/user/MiaTalericoWorld

Seisara len jpn

www.youtube.com

HsiaoPei Huang

www.youtube.com

Maria Sophia Top

Olá Amiguinhos! Olá Papais e Mamães... É COM MUITA ALEGRIA QUE CONVIDAMOS VOCÊS PRA PARTICIPAR DA NOSSA NOVA FASE DESSE CANAL. SIM AGORA VAMOS TER SÓ VÍDEOS ...

www.youtube.com

SaeSana World / さえさなワールド

「さえさなワールド」をご覧いただきありがとうございます！ 日本からアメリカに移住したママとパパが、娘たちの成長記録としてチャンネルを開設しました。2012年生まれの彩笑(さえ)、2016年生まれの彩夏(さな)、2人ともフロリダ州オーランドで生まれ、英語で生活しています。日本語の勉強もしています。ママとパパとの会話...

www.youtube.com

yoyoD生活日常

www.youtube.com

And that isn’t even all the channels. Why the fuck is Derich still allowed on the stream? Why has this not been called out yet?

One of DSP's chat rules says to be polite to others. How do you expect an inquisition of Derich to go in chat and still abide by that rule to avoid moderation?

 

[tzgnilki]

The narrative has now changed to something akin to, 'due to the AMAZING support over the last five months it looks like I'm going to be able to afford at least one of the next gen consoles for launch day review.' He says it when he gives off the late stream, 'if this is the end of the vest streak,' speech now.

this mfer has more than enough to buy the xbox, it makes me think he's trying to save money for some secret holiday

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

586 subs actually

 

[Very Honest Content]

this mfer has more than enough to buy the xbox, it makes me think he's trying to save money for some secret holiday

Long term, the bankruptcy filling is going to become more and more fatal of a wound. Forget doxing the Wahkhando, Phil was self doxing his budget and you've got a good profile of an estimated range of his income in here already. So his math is now public and any variables going forward will be known, which makes the grift require much more finesse from here on out and we all know DSP does not possess finesse as a strong suit, it's why he can't play Blanka in SF2 worth a shit.

 

[Pargon]

Long term, the bankruptcy filling is going to become more and more fatal of a wound. Forget doxing the Wahkhando, Phil was self doxing his budget and you've got a good profile of an estimated range of his income in here already. So his math is now public and any variables going forward will be known, which makes the grift require much more finesse from here on out and we all know DSP does not possess finesse as a strong suit, it's why he can't play Blanka in SF2 worth a shit.

It'd require finesse only if the people giving him money gave a shit about how much he makes and how he lives, which they don't.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Yes I think she has to get to January if it's 20 months to soak his finances in a divorce proceeding.

3 years is necessary to collect alimony in Washington, although since Katherine could easily be considered "rehabilitative" or a person in need, that may not matter.

 

[DZoomer]

Long term, the bankruptcy filling is going to become more and more fatal of a wound. Forget doxing the Wahkhando, Phil was self doxing his budget and you've got a good profile of an estimated range of his income in here already. So his math is now public and any variables going forward will be known, which makes the grift require much more finesse from here on out and we all know DSP does not possess finesse as a strong suit, it's why he can't play Blanka in SF2 worth a shit.

Phil created a 1k tips goal, and the reward was revealing he had had a cat for one year or so. Paypigs kept giving him money.

Phil spent God know how much money flying Khet. Paypigs kept giving him money.

Phil told his fans he had to travel to CT to see his parents, who were almost dying. He then got married during this trip, and also revealed that his parents are actually healthy. Paypigs kept giving him money.

During the vest streak, Phil decided to ban the platinum vest, which was the vest that his viewers most enjoyed. Paypigs kept giving him money.

After having received over 20k dollars in the past few months, Phil still wanted to say that he wasn't sure if he would be able to buy the new consoles. Paypigs kept giving him money.

You see my point? There's no finesse required here. Phil can literally go on stream and say "Give me money, I am dying of cancer", use that money to have a vacation, claim that he's been miraculously healed, and the vest streak would keep going.

Phil isn't still around because he's some sort of great scammer. He just got lucky to have so many retarded people decide to make their lives' goal to support him to "own da trolls".

 

[gh0stzero]

Phil can literally go on stream and say "Give me money, I am dying of cancer", use that money to have a vacation, claim that he's been miraculously healed, and the vest streak would keep going.

It was the Florida air dood.

 

[Muppetmode]

this mfer has more than enough to buy the xbox, it makes me think he's trying to save money for some secret holiday

Over under on either Christmas vacation or honeymoon

 

[Very Honest Content]

3 years is necessary to collect alimony in Washington, although since Katherine could easily be considered "rehabilitative" or a person in need, that may not matter.

Then she has to stay married until April '22, unless she hires a lawyer as good at divorces as Nancy was at rubber stamping bankrupcy through the system for it.

Phil created a 1k tips goal, and the reward was revealing he had had a cat for one year or so. Paypigs kept giving him money.

Phil spent God know how much money flying Khet. Paypigs kept giving him money.

Phil told his fans he had to travel to CT to see his parents, who were almost dying. He then got married during this trip, and also revealed that his parents are actually healthy. Paypigs kept giving him money.

During the vest streak, Phil decided to ban the platinum vest, which was the vest that his viewers most enjoyed. Paypigs kept giving him money.

After having received over 20k dollars in the past few months, Phil still wanted to say that he wasn't sure if he would be able to buy the new consoles. Paypigs kept giving him money.

You see my point? There's no finesse required here. Phil can literally go on stream and say "Give me money, I am dying of cancer", use that money to have a vacation, claim that he's been miraculously healed, and the vest streak would keep going.

Phil isn't still around because he's some sort of great scammer. He just got lucky to have so many retarded people decide to make their lives' goal to support him to "own da trolls".

I see your point, now, the first three you mention, pre-bankruptcy financial doxing, so it's a different grift era because he had to declare a rough budget publicly where before he could just hand-wave it all away. Issue four, the vest is not banned, it's just not allowed to be repeatedly chosen, so slight difference and the actual vest he wears isn't what the usual wheelchairs are tipping for anyway ostensibly (in execution I'll accept the argument that it's a semantic play with no actual difference though). Issue five, as I stated before, the story has shifted, now he's claiming he's expecting to get at least one new console due to the support during the last few months and if it continues hopes to do both new consoles on release day, so there's exception to the claim he says he can't get new consoles, due to the acknowledged viewer support.

Issue six, would be hilarious to see him try, but perhaps ask Amber Reid how that shit's working for her right about now and see if you think DSP will avoid a similar fate trying the same shit with a 'muh gonnad is going to rot off' arc? I agree with your summation though, he's average at best as a charlatan except when it comes to gacha games where he's hilariously horrible at it due to his collector mentality always pulling him back after he's off from streams. Plus he's fortunate to attract the least discerning wheelchairs with the most disposable income burning a hole in their fanny packs, that's his one apparent superpower.

I'm leaning toward any vacation taken being a 'real' honeymoon, if it happens, right now.

 

[Mike Hunt]

People come people go is Phil's whole view on papavera. Sure he helped with Minecraft, but he'll just find another wheelchair replacement.
I have no idea how he corrals some many whales and helpers.

It’s just the nature of streaming culture. As long as you have some following, some attention-seeking dude will eventually show up to give money to be noticed and act like a big fish in the tiny chat pool. There’s enough people with inferiority complex in Twitch’s audience to keep Phil afloat in wheelchair money for as long as he wants to stream.

 

[Pargon]

I see your point, now, the first three you mention, pre-bankruptcy financial doxing, so it's a different grift era because he had to declare a rough budget publicly where before he could just hand-wave it all away. Issue four, the vest is not banned, it's just not allowed to be repeatedly chosen, so slight difference and the actual vest he wears isn't what the usual wheelchairs are tipping for anyway ostensibly (in execution I'll accept the argument that it's a semantic play with no actual difference though). Issue five, as I stated before, the story has shifted, now he's claiming he's expecting to get at least one new console due to the support during the last few months and if it continues hopes to do both new consoles on release day, so there's exception to the claim he says he can't get new consoles, due to the acknowledged viewer support.

Thinking "this time will be different!" is how people around here and elsewhere whip themselves into a frenzy every single time there's a hiccup in Phil's life and start convincing themselves that they're about to witness The Fall. Then inevitably the speed bump passes and Phil continues on his merry way. I'm not telling you how to live your life but from experience I can say that keeping your expectations to the floor and bring surprised is much more entertaining than trying to call when Phil is going to be finished, and you run almost no risk of posting MOTI when he comes out clean on the other side.

Stop trying to see the end of the ride and just enjoy it instead.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Why does he care? Tips help him (avoid twitch's cut) the most.

 

[Gramh]

It'd require finesse only if the people giving him money gave a shit about how much he makes and how he lives, which they don't.

I don't think it's a matter of them not caring how much he makes and how he lives, it's that they are incapable of understanding what something like a $25k vest streak or $120k a year or $150k in debt relief means in real world terms and impact.

 

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

Speaking of money, has Phil said if the IRS has given him his new tax payment plan yet?