Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Yes, truly you come across as a happy person. Lol, everything about your interactions with literally everybody shows that that is a lie. Happiness isn't the dominant emotion in your life, anger is.
 
I truly love and adore the lol cow in this stage of a lawsuit. Euphoric. Not understanding the glaring mistakes they made. The utter confidence that they are GONNA GET EM!

Makes the wet SPLAT at the end that much better. Keep on Melinda. This is awesome.

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Hun, you swear like you have a fail proof formula for finding Me.
WUT

Swearing is my native language tbh
Uh that should say Mr. Perfect. Ghetto program here
No need to think in extremes. But I do not settle for less, and I don't expect the guy to either

So tell me, what's so enticing about marriage then, if I don't find "Mr right" someone to fall in love with & vice versa. You like a loveless marriage, what's so good about it? When you already earned the roof over your head and food on your plate, what's the point?
 
Holeeee shit. I was able to skim through the second half of this thread and she just starts devolving into absolute paranoid insanity claiming to have everyone’s info because reasons, while listing several John Does with no IP as defendants and imagining kiwis are all people she knows in real life. Wew lordy. That was a ride. Although I should have guessed I was in for crazy the minute she claimed my question to fellow kiwis was somehow gaslighting despite never addressing her. Phew. Thanks for the laughs. Call me when her lolsuit fails again.

Also. It’s way back in this thread, but thank you @Deadpool for the two photoshops of Melinda and Marshall as pigs. And then since she asked, one of Melinda and Deadpool. Absolutely gorgeous. You are my hero.
Melinda is my muse. Her retardation inspires my autism.
 
Please explain to me what a disxonnd t is and why men are so fuckig u
It probably relates to why a woman who has chosen to remain abstinent has obviously never been in a relationship. And how saying that a woman who is sexually mature, should be sexually active, unless they are Melinda who is sick of being pregnant.
Of course Melinda will find a way around it. I use a non hormonal IUD. No pills, and women have been using IUD s for millennia, so they may be Torah approved. Just like sheep skin condoms.
Whatever she wants, in sure she'll find a way that Torah approves.
Of control Torah was 100% in support of her being with Marshall. It is now likewise 💯 in favor of her not being with Marshall. She's not leaving him, because he's the one who left. She's still right in the same place.
 
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I don't for the life of me understand why she still posts here. What could there possibly be to gain. My goy brain just doesn't understand
 
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I feel like if she had any reading comprehension at all she would understand that all of our mockery was directed at the stalker for being a creepy retard.
But instead these clowns live in a fictional world where we were apparently helping him slander them? Because that makes sense.
Why of course, we are aliens sent from the government to steal their dna samples to create a stalker army!
 
I don't for the life of me understand why she still posts here. What could there possibly be to gain. My goy brain just doesn't understand
Attention

She went into a cult and decided to become the extremist of the extreme, and it leads to being off putting sometimes that once you burn all those bridges, it's a rather lonely life. Here she at least has enemies she can fight who won't go away.

Edit: In fact, I think she prefers enemies she can fight. Makes her feel more secure in her stance, it's the easy way out.
 
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They just do what they're told as far as service. In this case, the Deputy U.S. Marshall served him at an address he has listed for Lolcow LLC and has used in the past. Mailbox service certainly isn't sufficient for a private citizen. For one thing it doesn't prove they got it, whether they deliberately chose not to retrieve it or not. I'm unfamiliar with anything that makes it okay for a Marshall to do it instead of personal service. Maybe there is such a thing, but I've never seen it. Marshalls generally serve you in person, either by physically serving the complaint to you or by nail-and-mail where they attach it to the front door of your residence while also mailing it, either by first class mail or by registered mail.

It wouldn't be a mistake of the Marshall to fail to serve because of the instructions he received. That would be on whoever told him to do it that way.
Yeah, I was just making fun of her inability to spell marshal and point out that Marshall is a fat idiot again.
 
At this point Melinda isn't even funny, she's mostly sad. You can clearly see that her life is a wreck and she regrets everything but is too proud to admit it.

If you believe in laize-faire Capitalism and don't follow The Torah, my life will look that way to you.

I dont share the same worldview. I could own one pair of clothes and live in a Bushcraft shelter and I would be OK because I see myself in relation to my Uprightness to Elohim.

I dont regret anything about my life. Because every choice I have made since I was a teenager has been based on my moral conscience. I sleep in peace at night.

I don't regret the men who I was with either that brought me my children. My children made me the woman I am today through blood, sweat and tears raising them so far. Love for yourself carries you forward, love for your children will show you just how strong you really are and helps you move mountains.

Ive been through a lot of shit with Marshall, he's twice as stubborn as me, but if I didn't stick it out all this time I wouldn't have my baby girl in my arms every day and that is all the restitution I need. I'll let YHWH deal with the rest.



Yeah, I was just making fun of her inability to spell marshal and point out that Marshall is a fat idiot again.

I prefer a thick man who likes to eat



Yes, truly you come across as a happy person. Lol, everything about your interactions with literally everybody shows that that is a lie. Happiness isn't the dominant emotion in your life, anger is.


Happiness is a temporary feeling. It cannot be the moral absolute that you aim for.

I'm not angry most of the time. Only when I talk to people on Kiwi Farms


WUT

Swearing is my native language tbh

No need to think in extremes. But I do not settle for less, and I don't expect the guy to either

So tell me, what's so enticing about marriage then, if I don't find "Mr right" someone to fall in love with & vice versa. You like a loveless marriage, what's so good about it? When you already earned the roof over your head and food on your plate, what's the point?

Well said! I agree here.
Love is the point of marriage.

But if you find out a man or woman is emotionally unavailable, there are other things that can redeem the marriage. Other reasons for staying.
 
Hun, you swear like you have a fail proof formula for finding Me.


My life is fine. You're DELUSIONAL. I could be living in a tent, broke, and single and I'd still be happy. I'm.not worldly like you. You're FAKE

I had a baby in my arms bumping the keys. The ghetto program here saved my text even from before me changing it.



Uh that should say Mr. Perfect. Ghetto program here
I'm not a Jew, happy, don't rape my wife, have children, and don't cheat on my spouse. Also this is my first marriage. Why can't you be like me? Why can't you just have a happy and healthy home for your kids with an active father? I love my kids. Spending time with them is my favorite thing in the world. Why are you incapable of finding a man that actually gives a shit about you? So many goyim like me enjoy similarly blessed lives, why can't you?
 
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Yeah, I was just making fun of her inability to spell marshal and point out that Marshall is a fat idiot again.

It's contagious. I was also thinking of this guy dropping off something at a Mailboxes Etc. or whatever.

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I'm not a Jew, happy, don't rape my wife, have children, and don't cheat on my spouse. Also this is my first marriage. Why can't you be like me? Why can't you just have a happy and healthy home for your kids with an active father? I love my kids. Spending time with them is my favorite thing in the world. Why are you incapable of finding a man that actually gives a shit about you? So many goyim like me enjoy similarly blessed lives, why can't you?


You aren't blessed, it's a fake illusion in your head.

You're a CHRISTIAN. That means your a sexist. You follow a Rabbi who days terrible things about people who have vaginas It also means your BLIND and CURSED. Your athiest wife is NOT blessed to be married to you.

Sure, you may play with your children, but ultimately you will transfer your heathen Christian religion onto them. I'd rather be the single mother of 6 children whose father doesn't try to impose Christianity onto them than married to a lawless man like most women are.

What would you do if your child rejected your Christianity and converted to Judaism?

Here is where you reveal your stupidity again to me. See, I would dump you after the first date if I heard you say this because you just proved that you think getting something is the goal. No, TORAH IS THE GOAL.

I don't get along with men in relationships because I refuse to be told that I am second in command. Men always try to control me and when they don't get me to submit they try a number of tactics to get me to be submissive.

I AM A WOMAN AND I WILL NEVER BE SECOND TO A MAN IN A RELATIONSHIP. If that means I stay single so be it!
 
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