Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Shae Leno
 
Vito is a lolcow waiting to be born.

I used to think so about Asterios, but he's the only person who had the sense to disassociate himself from Dax.
I’m in agreement on that. If nothing else his Chris-Chan bonus episodes are funny. Something about someone coming to realize how deep that rabbit holes is amusing in a way that Dax’s show hasn’t been for several months. They haven’t even gotten all the way through the Jackie shit yet.
 
It's pretty heart wrenching how he treats JLH now. I talked to her a while back in the earliest days to help out with the show and she really seemed like just the nicest person, and she would have taken a bullet for Dax. They had apparently even been friends since the Dr. Phil show, with her being one of the first people to contact Dax as a fan from that. (He was easy to find, his personal Facebook and Twitter pages were simple to look up, and Encyclopedia Dramatica gave his real name even back in the early days)
 
When a man pushes this hard against the grain the world rises up to stomp him into dust, but when the opinion is also as disgusting as defending the production of simulated kiddy diddling, to the death, the boot heal of the world will pulverize this man into a shadow of a distant memory.

 
@TheSimpShow pointed this out to me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGS3NmgHoV4
Dick didn't use the Netflix version of the poster in the thumbnail he's using the French one (fixed)
(The french poster being clearly more towards the sexualization of minors)

What's the matter Dick you didn't seem to have problems with the poster before?

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> Especially if you’re 20 and have no children.
Dick your 40 and have no kids your not one to talk

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It's pretty heart wrenching how he treats JLH now. I talked to her a while back in the earliest days to help out with the show and she really seemed like just the nicest person, and she would have taken a bullet for Dax. They had apparently even been friends since the Dr. Phil show, with her being one of the first people to contact Dax as a fan from that. (He was easy to find, his personal Facebook and Twitter pages were simple to look up, and Encyclopedia Dramatica gave his real name even back in the early days)

Yeah. I remember interacting briefly with her in the Facebook group. She was extremely nice. A little airheaded, but nice. People want to take everything she says with a grain of salt, and I get that, but I have no reason to believe she is making any of this shit up. Especially since everything so far that Dax called a lie ended up being true.
 
“Some reason” = it’s unlistenable

It really is, I finally got around to trying to listen to it for a synopsis, I got to around eight and a half minutes in where he unironically exclaims "THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT IS AFTER ME!!!!" and just quit out of disgust.

Like, Dax, if you have to be that fucking dishonest you might as well be tilting at windmills hollering about giants. Bringing it up on the show in such a revised-history sort of way only makes you look that much worse when people who listen to the show get curious enough to look into the shit you're fuming mad about, which isn't a good idea because you're fuming mad that people didn't agree with you that Digibro isn't a fucking pedophile for jerkin his gerkin, to put it in the words of the Dew-mouthed disgusting fuck himself, to "illustrations of little girls getting fucked".

Which he is, and what kicked off the entire thing to begin with. Not the Cuties shit which is what he's trying to do, revise history so that he doesn't have to admit that the hill he chose so valiantly to die on was the concept that you can somehow masturbate to depictions of children being raped without being a pedophile.
 
Which he is, and what kicked off the entire thing to begin with. Not the Cuties shit which is what he's trying to do, revise history so that he doesn't have to admit that the hill he chose so valiantly to die on was the concept that you can somehow masturbate to depictions of children being raped without being a pedophile.

It's amazing how little it took him to descend into realms of lolcowery previously occupied only by George Ouzounian himself.
 

A commenter brought up a good point in response to one of Dax's thralls using one of the drip-fed retarded deflections he's feeding his fanbase:

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It's amazing how little it took him to descend into realms of lolcowery previously occupied only by George Ouzounian himself.

Dax's greatest weakness and now most obvious point of attack is his thicker than pig shit refusal to disassociate himself from anyone for any reason. Digibro will be the albatross around his neck for the rest of the foreseeable future so long as Dax refuses utterly to ever stop being a massive trollshielding faggot.

It couldn't be more obvious now that PPP was right on the money with the Simpspiracy shit, in that Dax does this to keep criticism of him in the area of the internet he calls home to a minimum and it's the most (stereotypically) womanly, pussified shit I've ever seen.
 
It couldn't be more obvious now that PPP was right on the money with the Simpspiracy shit, in that Dax does this to keep criticism of him in the area of the internet he calls home to a minimum and it's the most (stereotypically) womanly, pussified shit I've ever seen.

This was a theory I was running with for a while, I will reiterate an old point I made; let's have a look at Dax's Internet friends pre-simpspiracy:

Null
EZPZ
Lowtax
Mister Metokur
Ethan Oliver Ralph
Mumkey Jones

I wonder what all of these people had in common? It couldn't possibly be an effort to, oh I don't know, shield himself, from let's call them trolls...
 
DAX THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT - HOST YOUR OWN IMAGEBOARD AND MAKE DIGI AND RILEY ADMINS
It's amazing how little it took him to descend into realms of lolcowery previously occupied only by George Ouzounian himself.
Pair him up with Sargon you'll see he made exactly the same mistakes.
1. Couldn't handle a joke at his expense and broke himself trying to control the online narrative.
2. Surrounded himself with shit people (asspatters, pedos into loli, sycophants) and even worse than Sargon invited Ethan Ralph into his inner circle.
3. Didn't know when to take the loss, tap out and just move onto better things because his own ego couldn't handle the thought he would actually have a loss at some point.
4. Despite being told multiple times by the people giving him shit what to do to avoid putting yourself further into the shit decided instead to do the opposite because for some reason he knew better.
5. Be a drug taking, out of touch boomer who failed to sire their own genetic progeny.
 
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