Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[DirtbagDeluxe]

They are plenty real, but we dated in person so.



He doesn't really believe much in mental illness. It took me ages just to get anxiety meds.

I told him I got kicked for back problems.



Why would you joke about a severely mentally ill person being kicked out. Why.



Why are you threatening me.



You'll have to ask again, I'm super stressed so I'm missing shit



How do I "prove" I', trans. I can't put much effort into presenting how I want because of parents. Also presentation =/= gender.

I thought that if I killed myself it may show you all how you effect people but then I realized you guys....don't really care and gave up.



I didn't know about it prior, but yes, it was prior.



13 and 15 is a two year age gap. And what about everything else you did?



You must be thinking about a different part of Katy. There is the Metro Park and Ride, but the closest stop is super far from me.



I have enough money for one Uber trip, since I have a 25 dollar discount on my ride there.

I am currently working on getting my permit, but I need a time when my parents are free to take me to the DMV.

FYI your little scene today was very entertaining, thank you, but it's unbelievably shitty to put your friends through that. Especially because it seems you do it all the time, and over your room to boot.

Maybe if you're so terrified of getting kicked out you should stop behaving in a way that ends in you getting kicked out. Don't reply to me with MUH MENTAL ILLNESS because you've embarrassed yourself enough today.

On that note, I don't believe you're getting kicked out. After your amazing suicide adventure today where nothing fucking happened, and nothing seems to ever happen to you if it's not online, you're gonna get scolded. I hope you've cleaned your goddamn room before the blowup, maybe you can hide behind that,

 

[scarytrees]

Kayla, in all honesty, are you just asking for your misery by posting here?
Why are you serving everybody a tall glass of lolcow moo milk with every post?

*looks down and to the right*

Yeesh, even the forum don't want cha here.

wasn't she asked by forum members to come back rather than post on her blog?

 

[Creamy Mami]

sorry this is pretty late, but

if sheep is 19 now, and creamy mami is almost 18 (so 17), at most they're like, two years apart, right? how could they have ""dated"" when creamy was 12 and sheep was 16? it doesn't really add up. i think everyone should be prepared to be accountable for their mistakes
sorry if it's stupid of me, but it seems to be a discrepancy unless i'm being terrible at math, as usual.

sorry this is pretty late, but

if sheep is 19 now, and creamy mami is almost 18 (so 17), at most they're like, two years apart, right? how could they have ""dated"" when creamy was 12 and sheep was 16? it doesn't really add up. i think everyone should be prepared to be accountable for their mistakes
sorry if it's stupid of me, but it seems to be a discrepancy unless i'm being terrible at math, as usual.

Kayla turns 20 in October I believe. That whole chapter of my life is a big blur honestly. 7th grade weeb days were dark ages for me.

 

[Meowthkip]

Polandkin's had enough of her shit.

Polandkin is best Tumblr.

Man, I do some work for a couple hours and this thread has like, doubled in size. Holy shit guys my sides are in orbit. She sure is channeling her inner Tumbles the Stairdragon.

Tumblr the Stairdragon.

my act ions
oh god shes rite
i cant live w/ mys
im gonns end it sll\

Spoiler: ughh its too hot t wait 4 traffffic

It flat out tells you it's for the new Poltergeist movie. Y'know, the one firmly in popculture. Why don't these people watch movies, goddamn.

They don't watch movies that don't have Benedict Cumberbatch in them, lel.

Spoiler: Long post is looooong

Still reading Kiwi Farms.

>good at writing

Jesus Christ, where on earth did she get that idea?

I'll get on it and see what I find. Thanks so much for the links.

Update:

Hahahaha! Hi again, Kayla!

Her weight keeps fluctuating. Is she 112? 120? 133?

How suspicious.

Some rage.

Oh man, she likes Zen Pencils. That's kind of fitting, I think. Boring, bland cartoons dressed up with quotations, and boring bland girl dressed up with fake mental problems.

 

[Golly]

I thought that if I killed myself it may show you all how you effect people but then I realized you guys....don't really care and gave up.

Why would "showing us all" matter if when you die, no matter what your belief system is, you likely won't be able to see us react anyway?

13 and 15 is a two year age gap. And what about everything else you did?

As the former extremely young half of a couple, I'm going to say that you should have taken more discretion in pursuing this relationship. It's also not very productive to hold a grudge against something someone did in a relationship when they were 12 or 13.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Come on @Meowthkip you focus on the writing part and not everything else?
I guess that acting part is true. She's great at drama.

 

[Alex Krycek]

How do I "prove" I', trans. I can't put much effort into presenting how I want because of parents. Also presentation =/= gender.

Prove it by going to therapy, getting that diagnosis and receiving good advice and/or criticism. Like I said, I have a few trans friends right here in Houston, let me tell you that even if you say presentation =/= gender even they will say that in terms of how the world perceives you it does for pragmatic purposes and if you choose to be such a way, misgendering is inevitable and to be expected no matter how uncomfortable this makes you. Also I'm fairly certain Katy has better mass transit than where I live, you could at the very least walk to a bus stop or get a ride there from your mom to get to the medical center. I get that the Medical Center is huge, still you can find your way with enough research and experience.

It isn't that hard dude, but you have to put some effort in if you want me to do more than just laugh at you and give you advice that I don't expect you to take.

 

[Derbydollar]

Kayla, why did you come back here? I understand that you did it because you were told to, but what is it you're hoping to achieve?
I'm kind of lost on that point.

 

[BZ 679]

Hey, Kayla, I'm one of the many people you attacked in the middle of an "episode" that was more like a tantrum than anything. Never thought I'd get the chance to exact some sweet revenge like this, but karma's a bitch, ain't it.

And I see I've been a competent enough asshole to get some kind of newbie trophy. Go me.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

You keep changing what your weight is, kayla. HMMMM SUSPICIOUS.

 

[The Dude]

Going through that to find something even ironically funny is one of the most draining things I've done today.
She kept posting these cosmic "bath bombs",

Spoiler

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I guess so she can feel like Galactus while she marinates in her own filth.

It looks like that one My Little Pony slashed her wrists, puked her guts out, and then evacuated her bowels after she died.

That's Kayla? She looks like Seth Rogen.

Hey now, that's not fair to Seth Rogen.

 

[Creamy Mami]

Kayla. We saw each other once due to the fact I was in middle school while you were in high school and you got grounded.
Just some food for thought: Why are things I did 5-6 years ago still relevant but when people mention things Lawrence did last year it doesn't matter?

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

The fact that her "lover" is not even going to report her and try to save her is enough proof that they don't even remotey care about her and that Catherine needs to find better friends. She has gone past the lolcow radar and is becoming more or less a major sadcow if anything. I kind of pity that poor, spoiled brat because her desperation for attention has really let herself find attention from truly, truly toxic people such as Rose amd Kinzie.

Kayla stop browsing the Farms and even more importantly, stop browsing tumblr and I even recommend it to fucking delete it and quit tumblr cold turkey. Find some actual friends, those that are not toxic, abusive degenerate shitfucks like Rose, who clearly does not give a shit about you at all and has probably left you for dead.

 

[Meowthkip]

Come on @Meowthkip you focus on the writing part and not everything else?
I guess that acting part is true. She's great at drama.

I'm actually curious as to what, if anything, @Stray Sheep has written.

It's probably fanfiction.

 

[APerson]

I'm actually curious as to what, if anything, @Stray Sheep has written.

It's probably fanfiction.

Spoiler: Fanfic speculation

Superwholock? That's like 90% of Tumblr fanfic anyways. Oh, and slash.

 

[JU 199]

Right I've missed the bulk of the drama (been in a fist fight with pedophiles)

Anyone kind enough to summarize for me?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

The fact that her "lover" is not even going to report her and try to save her is enough proof that they don't even remotey care about her and that Catherine needs to find better friends. She has gone past the lolcow radar and is becoming more or less a major sadcow if anything. I kind of pity that poor, spoiled brat because her desperation for attention has really let herself find attention from truly, truly toxic people such as Rose amd Kinzie.

Kayla stop browsing the Farms and even more importantly, stop browsing tumblr and I even recommend it to fucking delete it and quit tumblr cold turkey. Find some actual friends, those that are not toxic, abusive degenerate shitfucks like Rose, who clearly does not give a shit about you at all and has probably left you for dead.

You make a fair point. @Stray Sheep, anything to say about this? Clearly, they don't give a fuck about you.

 

[chimpburgers]

Right I've missed the bulk of the drama (been in a fist fight with pedophiles)

Anyone kind enough to summarize for me?

Sure.

Tumblr drama queen tried to kill herself at least 3 times, said fuck it and decided to order some pizza. A "friend" of hers found her Facebook and long story short, she got pissed and decided to come back here. Tons of hilarious sperging on her Tumblr too.

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Fanfic speculation

Superwholock? That's like 90% of Tumblr fanfic anyways. Oh, and slash.

Spoiler: Further Speculation

I'm guessing Yu-Gi-Oh! just because Kayla doesn't seem to be a Superwholock.

 

[Delicious Stickmeat]

Right I've missed the bulk of the drama (been in a fist fight with pedophiles)

Anyone kind enough to summarize for me?

TLDR, silly person taunts Kiwis and says we can't locate them. Kiwis prove this wrong. Multiple "suicide" pleas for attention. Silly person Book of Faces located. Parents notified. We are now in Chernobyl meltdown mode, and the liquidators are dropping from radiation poisoning.