Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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I guess that this is supposed to be Anna’s take on cottagecore. I’m not crazy about the look. If she wanted to do cottagecore, she could have just worn a flowy pastel colored dress with a picnic setup for a photoshoot. This doesn’t scream cottagecore to me, this just looks like she raided her grandma’s house and stole all the silk flowers.

Did I just become a boomer? WTF is cottagecore???
 

I hate this thing social media mooches do where they swear up and down "I'm just a normal person like all of you!" while being the only ones who seem to get to make a living off being a "normal person". Not to mention that she does live in luxury compared to anyone in her audience as unproductive as she. It's like that joke about House Hunters: "I'm a stay-at-home crafter and my husband will never exist, my budget is 1.3 million".

Also the Iron Dome moderation must be pretty good if that counts as a triggering comment.
 
I hate this thing social media mooches do where they swear up and down "I'm just a normal person like all of you!" while being the only ones who seem to get to make a living off being a "normal person". Not to mention that she does live in luxury compared to anyone in her audience as unproductive as she. It's like that joke about House Hunters: "I'm a stay-at-home crafter and my husband will never exist, my budget is 1.3 million".

Also the Iron Dome moderation must be pretty good if that counts as a triggering comment.

Thing is: nothing about her is "normal". She's a 400lb, barren mid 30s shut in with a booze addiction and literally no IRL friends. Her dad has paid her entire way in life since she dropped out of HS. She's so fame thirsty that she flipped from auditioning for the biggest loser and desperately trying to lose weight to ballooning up and becoming a "bopo influencer". She doesn't do anything! If she does do something it's to go to some cult like mormon influencer "retreat" and meet up with other fat ass bopo influencers to fake a deep friendship and fake hike for a week in the American west. She's a lah.

 
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Anna doesn't bother me as much as many of the other deathfats, she seems kind of nice, actually. But the way she autofellates about her "creations" is unimaginably tacky.

"I gave myself some time to day to create something that had no purpose other than to bring me joy" oh my god Anna shut UP your entire LIFE is about giving yourself joy! You are not some harried working mom or labourer or caregiver or high-powered career person who leaves no time for herself in the day.

"I was so excited about the results I couldn't resist sharing them" Bitch it's flowers on a mask. I guess it would be cute if a six year old came up with it.

#createeveryday? Create what??? You do nothing but consume. To excess. And encourage others to consume. (Sidenote, but I also hate "content creator" and the word "content" itself at this point. Anna and other deathfat "influencers" post pictures of their grotesquely obese selves to shill fast fashion, promoting TWO lifestyle factors that contribute to both climate change and worker exploitation. It's not content, it's noise, and it's the opposite of creative.)

There was a post of hers months ago where she put a bunch of flowers on her head and posted something like "Sometimes I amaze myself at how creative I can be" and I recoiled so hard I almost fell over. You never see actual talented artists say things like that. They might say "I had a really fun time making this" or "This was a challenge, but I was happy with how it turned out." But with her, it's pure ego-stoking. Zero humility, or, frankly, respect for any kind of craft. (I won't say THE craft because I'm puzzled as to what kind of artist she's actually trying to be.)
She and other IG “influencers” don’t create “content” they are just consumers of cheap shit. All these fatties do is buy crap made in China and try to market it as some sort of aspirational lifestyle bullshit. Shopping retail as a talent, artistic or self-care is such naked desperate marketing it blows my mind. It’s so empty and pathetic.

Consumerism, nothing more than taking photos of crap you buy, being packaged as some sort of art form is like some satire from a Pynchon novel. Anna and her ilk are the chief evangelists of this. They are like Victorian era snake oil salesmen who told desperate people dying of consumption that this elixir would cure them or the late night infomercial hucksters of the 1990s.

The modern online incarnation tells fat, depressed, lonely women that a $25 sweat shop dress or new lipgloss is self-care that will make them a new, better, happier, more confident person, it will alleviate their crushing depression, constant anxiety, that empty void in their soul...and it does for about three minutes via a small, fleeting endorphin rush. Retail therapy at its finest.

I think Anna actually buys into this BS to some extent which is why she’s so miserable. She only buys into it because actually putting the work into long term goals that bring true satisfaction and happiness, like losing weight and being healthy, was too difficult and overwhelmed her. She gave in to her to instant gratification addictions via consumption - online clicks, shopping, eating and booze. No effort required, only spending money. She will be quite a sight if she makes it to her 40s.
 
Thing is: nothing about her is "normal". She's a 400lb, barren mid 30s shut in with a booze addiction and literally no IRL friends. Her dad has paid her entire way in life since she dropped out of HS. She's so fame thirsty that she flipped from auditioning for the biggest loser and desperately trying to lose weight to ballooning up and becoming a "bopo influencer". She doesn't do anything! If she does do something it's to go to some cult like mormon influencer "retreat" and meet up with other fat ass bopo influencers to fake a deep friendship and fake hike for a week in the American west. She's a lah.

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Whenever she says stuff like this it just enforces the fact that she can't handle criticism, it seems like it throws her into a rage when people on the internet don't behave the way she thinks they should. She's mad she can't control everybody online and she's really too sensitive to be living her life on IG. I'm sure that when people point out her lazy, unprofessional mistakes she thinks that is "expecting perfection." No Anna, it's expecting a professional "content creator" to actually put some time, effort and care into what they post online. She never does anything wrong, it's always other people who are wrong and mean.

And, I know this is late, but when she talked in her youtube video about eating garbage just to spite the haters, that was disturbing. I can't believe she did these self destructive things just because random people online told her not to.
 
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And, I know this is late, but when she talked in her youtube video about eating garbage just to spite the haters, that was disturbing. I can't believe she did these self destructive things just because random people online to her not to.
Actually I took that differently its common to get people in therapy who say just what she said. But it all comes back to not taking accountability for their own actions and trying to use an excuse that something external out of their control caused it. I've had clients say the exact same thing multiple times, it's so common that we do mark clients as obese (people the size of her not just normal overweight) in files because if we dont change that lack of accoutnability nothing we work on for their other issues is going to work.
 
Actually I took that differently its common to get people in therapy who say just what she said. But it all comes back to not taking accountability for their own actions and trying to use an excuse that something external out of their control caused it. I've had clients say the exact same thing multiple times, it's so common that we do mark clients as obese (people the size of her not just normal overweight) in files because if we dont change that lack of accoutnability nothing we work on for their other issues is going to work.
Thanks for the insight, I can see how that type of thinking could be a common issue for people. I guess I expected Anna not to fall into that trap, maybe because she wrote a book about "Positive Thinking, Self-Acceptance, and Finding Your Sparkle in a (Sometimes) Negative World," but she seems to not be an authority on that at all.
 

I tried, but I can't sit through 20 minutes of her talking, even on 2x. Apparently it's a story about how she and Data almost died on a four-mile hike in Utah. Skipping through the transcript, I see it ends with her making it to her car and drinking three cans of Mountain Dew.

She broke down in tears because she thought she had 1 mile left to go when she really had 2... lmao
She tells the story like this is Mt Everest to her. She says that she was panicking, feeling out of it & thinking about letting Data go because she felt she was going to die when she had literally 400m left to walk.
Now she's crying about it and said she "saved herself"... good god.
 

I tried, but I can't sit through 20 minutes of her talking, even on 2x. Apparently it's a story about how she and Data almost died on a four-mile hike in Utah. Skipping through the transcript, I see it ends with her making it to her car and drinking three cans of Mountain Dew.
Okay...Recap incoming! Done!

The location she hiked was Mohab(sp?), Utah.

"It's pretty difficult hiking where i went" and supposedly its her favorite form of exercise.

So she loves Mohab but she decides to go to St. Goerge to hike. They went to Snow Canyon which is not hard but it was 107 degrees there. The path she explains as flat terrain with no climbing : Turtle Wall. Looking it up its a 2.08 mile hike "Great for Kids" Single dirt path used for bikes and people.
Turtle Wall- St. George

She brought 2 liters of water and 1 liter of ice water for her and Data and said his vest was to reflect the heat so he didnt over heat.
4 mile trail should only take 2 hours. 7am to 9am.

She finds a turn off and no cairn so decides welp no trail here. Now looking at pics of this place its pretty clear from the trodden ground where trails are and it shows kids doing this (I am no hiker though so I dont know). She kept walking til it became thick sand where her feet sunk in and it that made it hard to walk. Half a mile into the sinky sand ran into other people who told her this is the wrong way. It's now 8am shes gone 2 miles or so and she decides welp can do another 3 miles and the 4 miles back in an hour (She's rambling here: I think she was exageratoing about the fact the round trip was 4 miles).

Shes talking like this hike was some accomplishment, but its a child's/biking trail from all i've read it barely has an incline.

"I've taken my shirt off its gotten hot I dont care"

She continually claims nothing is marked, but pictures show that there is a distinct treaden path. She climbs down a bunch of rocks (even though she didnt have to to get up there) because she can't figure out what way to go. Phone magically works now and shes expecting to be told shes almost there and damn nope shes a mile off course.

She started to cry but realized if i cry i'll lose the water. She barely talks about data who is with her during this. She finalyl acklodges him with "I can make it without water but if that dog dies it will emotionally kill me" Took everything out of her to go 3/4 of a mile in 45 mins because shes giving all her water to data. Quarter mile from car she starts to shake due to dehydration. "As a plus size person if i feel off i check my watch for my heart rate." Her body starts to go cold because her temperate is dropping due to the heat. (You get cold and clammy, but your temperature would not drop) Hides under bush in fetal position to cool down and stop anxiety. Starts crying here about how she was thinking should she just let data go and run away in hope someone gets him. She's bawling now that shes never been so alone before.

She then counted to 10 as she crawled a quarter of a mile to her car. She got within 10 feet of her car and didnt know if she coudl make it. She had a 12 pack of mountain dew in the car because she has to drink it to wake up in the morning. Chugged 3 of them to magically stop dehydration. Why would you have cases of mountain dew in your car in 107 degree weather?

"I drank that mountain dew like it was the best thing in my life."

She then got home twitched and vomitted for a few days. Called a friend for help.

Moral of story : She is damn capable. but not the most predictable person to rely on. Motivated now to lose weight and had an ephiany.

"no one is going to save me i have to save myself."

"Made this video because i thought a hiking synposis would be fun."

So drinking caffinated beveerages will not rehydrate you if your in heat exhuastion. Caffine makes you dehydrated. Drinking 3 mountain dew would have made her worse not better if it were dehydration.
 
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I tried, but I can't sit through 20 minutes of her talking, even on 2x. Apparently it's a story about how she and Data almost died on a four-mile hike in Utah. Skipping through the transcript, I see it ends with her making it to her car and drinking three cans of Mountain Dew.
You know she doesn’t get out much when she thinks bringing Mountain Dew with her is a good idea. I’m sure she had water, but definitely not enough. Also, if she knew anything about hiking, she’d have gotten herself a camelback to store even more water. Additionally, at her weight, she shouldn’t be hiking four miles in the first place. She needs to lose weight first and start by walking flat trails so she doesn’t put too much pressure on her joints. Hikes in Utah are no joke, and the incline on the mountains is hard to take in, even for normal weight people. She’s lucky she survived because heat exhaustion kills people every year, and Anna is a perfect candidate for it.
 
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