-must we always start on a cats ass now. and her cat screech.
-hopefully this 'draw me like one of your french girls' joke ends solely with that piss-poor cat drawing. please, for my poor heart
-the menu is *old timey-drumroll* chicken and potatoes. she did manage to make the chicken look almost like her meatloaf though so we're all winners here
-she looks fucking huge in that 'dainty' outfit christ
-"im first class, i know how to open champagne" shes gasping for breath opening a fucking bottle
-peetz reprising his role as her waiter, a welcome break from regular every day life
-her portions are so huge that they have to be on two separate plates, as they often did in the 1920's of course
-peetz is helping her but she still has to make a cunty remark about not tipping him
-she apologizes that her plastic quarter-machine necklace isnt bigger, and peetz zings her that its cuz her tits are too big
-more cunty remarks about peetz
-titanic fun facts with chinny
-several cuts as she checks wiki between facts
-the red wig has an attractive green glow from her green screen. very "too-much-time-in-a-pool chic"
-she picked the easiest foods to make bc the less effort the better and the faster she can start eating
-already spilling her drink down her shirt
-she didnt know you could blend ice in a blender
-insert clip of her cooking the potatoes that she was too lazy to-er that were too small to peel. then she doused them in butter, and said butter like 13 times
-chantal is shocked to find that she likes food drowned in butter and not just grease as she previously thought
-she cooked like 8 chicken breasts
-her grocery store was "out" of thyme. somehow. so shes using OLD BAY. just like they did on the titanic
-shes frying the chicken, then baking. they must be as dry as possible before you can cover them in old-bay onion slop.
-fried chicken and potatoes, but make it ~industrial revolution~
-shes always so shocked when anything she makes tastes good (to her). then must reassure us its good by moaning at every bite
-shes definitely been reading here, bc shes trying to actually describe the food with more than 2 descriptors for once and she didnt even say creamy
-shes wet over the fact that first class got like 11 courses per meal, not considering how small those courses probably were
-chinny would put up with an abusive 1920s husband in exchange for diamonds, unlike that idiot rose who chose love
-i hope she reenacts the part where the women and children board her and sail away on her to safety
-tries to share a titanic conspiracy theory that she quickly skimmed
-"im not a huge drinker" just a fat one
-babbles about all the french food she will definitely cook now
-still going on about going somewhere that serves a lot of courses. she does finally acknowledge how small the portions would probably be at least
-poor peetz comes back to play the britfrench waiter and bring her 3 huge honking eclairs
-she feeds peetz his line, which is the only thing shed ever be willing to feed him and not herself
-shh tic appears while she orgasms over eclairs
-"this are low calorie, how else do you think i wear this corset?" busting at the seams like most of your clothes i guess
-thats a lot of sweets for someone who doesnt like them
-shes trying to be poetic about the sunken ship exploration. it takes so much of her concentration that she actually put. down. her. food.
-nevermind its back in her hand
-the people on the titanic were totally asking for it. too few lifeboats is basically like a too short skirt. probably drunk too.
-if you take a shot every time she says 'um' you will die
-its totally crazy that this sunken ship was like, underwater
-quickly changes the subject back to the food they served that she didnt bother to make
-marie antionnette timewarp incoming, shes going to gorge on cake and then have peetz sever her head. hopefully the powdered wig stays on
