Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Bork Laser]

Why is my room any of your concern.

Cleanliness is the first step on the road of becoming a functional and normal human being

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Stray Sheep I know this sounds cliche but my advice is for you to try new things and find something you are passionate about and then pursue it

 

[Payday]

AI'm gonna go do some more interesting shit now that I know I'm safe.

you realize that you control your own actions right?
you realize that you were safe the entire time RIGHT?
you realize there's better coping mechanisms than TUMBLR RIGHT?
cause god damn boy you aint getting anywhere by being a fucking bitch and whining all the fucking time.

 

[KingofManga420]

@Stray Sheep I know this sounds cliche but my advice is for you to try new things and find something you are passionate about and then pursue it

Thank you for not attaching that along with a 5 paragraph anecdote about your tragic backstory.

 

[chimpburgers]

@Stray Sheep Just so you don't have to read long paragraphs about personal stories no one cares about, I'll tell you what they're trying to say. Go to your room and fucking clean it right now!

 

[Totenkopf]

I promised myself I wouldn't reveal my power level and get serious, but I'm at the end of my rope here.

Kayla I'm gonna get serious with you and share with you a bit of my own troubled background.

Spoiler

hope this helped.

 

[Vitriol]

Kayla is fat and i would not clean her room with her

 

[HG 400]

I guess this might be a little too much powerlevelling but when I was 8 years old Joseph Kony made me kill and eat my own parents and then join his militia of coked-up child soldiers. Then I got sexually trafficked to Australia and spent my entire childhood in Fritzl's rape dungeon getting effed in the a, at which point I was diagnosed with AIDS and cancer and abandoned in the gutters. I finally emerged a man, who sometimes got called by the wrong pronouns and told to clean my room and now I want to tell all you guys about how much better my backstory is than Stray Sheep's because I'm too autistic to find a more appropriate place to vent.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Stray Sheep the reason why we are asking that you clean your room is because by literally cleaning your room you will examine your life and metaphorically clean your life

 

[Bork Laser]

@Stray Sheep Let me tell you a story to better relate with you. I might be going a bit overboard here but It has to be done.

Spoiler

When I was 7 I didn't want to clean my room and I didn't get ice cream for desert. This one incident has fucked me up for life and I'm convinced I'm a transsexual dog fucker who kin is an anime character. Also please donate to my Pateron

 

[Coldgrip]

That seems like a mean thing to imply wow

Nah. People have been patient with her and given her some excellent advice in these past 65+ pages. It's obvious that she wants attention (specifically coddling and adoration) and anyone that doesn't give her asspats causes her to whine and cry.

Also, I feel bad for her parents. You know they're ashamed that she turned into a tumblr snoflake and very likely just want their home a bit cleaner. So her leaving would be a double victory for them.

 

[Cynical]

Yeah seriously. instead of the message to Kayla I feel more like we should have one telling permanently for ballpit that says STOP REVEALING YOUR POWERLEVEL.

Ok, you've got a good point, but I didn't reveal anything I'm ashamed to admit nor I did I reveal anything other than I'm male and my mother took me a psych ward, and my main purpose was to utterly deflate Kayla's apparent fear of them, since she seems convinced they are 19th century torture chambers with electrodes and lobotomies.

And besides, Tumblr obviously isn't going to tell her what she needs to hear, and what I said I'm not ashamed to own up to, so I figured, 'what the hell?"

Still, message received, won't do that anymore, it's obvious she ain't listening.

 

[Meowthkip]

TG: if you arent some preppy hipster jock tool smoking weed behind the school and failing tests on purpose

Bruh? Bruh. You made Dave actually say this?

Do you even read Homestuck?

Spoiler

Don't read Homestuck, it's not worth all your time. Read Problem Sleuth instead. /atismu

Okay I'm done sperging about how dumb and boring her writing is.

 

[JSGOTI]

jfc...

Spend hours whining and complaining about life and how you're going to go and commit suicide...

Move on as if nothing happened and post your evening 'schedule'...

What the fuck is wrong with you.

EDIT: To prevent DP.

You useless attention whore.

Now that you believe the crisis is averted, you just drift right back to spewing retarded shit from your food hole. Why should I at all be surprised.

 

[Funnybone]

this is all i got from this thread
(I'm drunk im sorry)

 

[KingofManga420]

Ok, you've got a good point, but I didn't reveal anything I'm ashamed to admit nor I did I reveal anything other than I'm male and my mother took me a psych ward, and my main purpose was to utterly deflate Kayla's apparent fear of them, since she seems convinced they are 19th century torture chambers with electrodes and lobotomies.

And besides, Tumblr obviously isn't going to tell her what she needs to hear, and what I said I'm not ashamed to own up to, so I figured, 'what the hell?"

Still, message received, won't do that anymore, it's obvious she ain't listening.

It's not you specifically, it's everyone. Like you said as well though you're wasting your own time in her deaf ears anyway.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Stray Sheep here is my personal story about not cleaning my room

Spoiler: powerlevel

once in my early 30s I was up early in the morning and my coffee machine burned down my house and I lost all my videogames and lego and original print sonichu comics

 

[SpessCaptain]

Here I live alone without my parents. I haven't cleaned up my room in a month. But the rest of the house is clean.
I don't care, I'm the only one who goes into my room.
You do not have the privilege of having not to clean your room until you move out, but then your flatmate might tell you to clean up instead of your Mum.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@Stray Sheep calm down, read your bible, eat your chicken

the powerleveling is palpable this evening

Tumblr threads always bring out people's "let me tell you my life story and why I am better than this lolcow" urges. It's really lame.

Yeah seriously. instead of the message to Kayla I feel more like we should have one telling permanently for ballpit that says STOP REVEALING YOUR POWERLEVEL.

I know, I know. That's why I try to keep my tragic backstory to one sentence.

. . .which, you know, totally makes it better, of course.

Very guilty of that....

I definitely regret showing my power level to this one. I thought it would be helpful but bleh it was not.
Never again-- hey Kayla, at least you taught ME something today.

Yeah, sorry for powerleveling a little bit in this thread/the Springtrapp thread. I just have too much experience with this kind of sad-ass "I'm going to use my potential mental illness as an excuse to be completely insufferable!" shit among past friends, and I've been effortposting a little in hope that it might help? But it ain't gonna help, so whatever.

If it's any consolation, I let myself get suckered into doing it every time. Something about whiny little spoiled brats just. . .rrgh. Probably because I was a stupid little kid like that, too, & I want to give them the wake-up call I wish I'd had sooner. Even though I know it won't work. I dunno.

Cleanliness is the first step on the road of becoming a functional and normal human being

Cleanliness is next to godliness. Maybe she'll assume her godhood once she cleans her room.

 

[JSGOTI]

this is all i got from this thread
(I'm drunk im sorry)

There's not enough ranch.