🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ladies and guntlemen
A-logs and Ralphamales

It's time.

The final episode of the #Shillstream. The DLive saga finally comes to an end.
This is a special episode with a surprise at the end. Blink and you'll sniff miss it.


9:20 PM EST LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN AUUGGHHHH


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Ladies and guntlemen
A-logs and Ralphamales

It's time.

The final episode of the #Shillstream. The DLive saga finally comes to an end.
This is a special episode with a surprise at the end. Blink and you'll sniff miss it.


9:20 PM EST LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN AUUGGHHHH


All good things must come to an end, i am going to miss this. Play some gongs and esoteric dark music as well. Also someone record this please i want to keep this memory.
 
So, how long until Ralph is back in jail for drunk and disorderly and asking his cellmate for a Rusty Venture?
That all depends on how good of a job Faith can do at making him miserable. She's still very young (gross, @theralph) so her hag powers haven't matured to their full potential yet. Still, she's shown a lot of promise. She told Ralph Mr. Vickers was an abuser, played those hospital games, fucked with that meth kid, etc etc. Impressive resume for someone just starting in the field of professional hagging. She even has spooky hag teeth already. The big thing is that she'll force Ralph to be in public, which is where a major police fuck up can happen.

Lets go with... 4 months.
 
It seems like Faith's more moderate radical centrism is starting to affect Ralph's politics... that or Ralph's projecting his own weak low energy onto Trump... but then again Faith seems to have a bit of disdain for Trump and his supporters:
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Ralph has said in stream that he's really a jaded lefty who grew progressively more "redpilled" over time. His viewerbase & some of his "colleagues" (Colett, Vince James, E Michael Jones) are definitely more Alt-Right than he is.
That must make his child bride feel so great about herself. To hear him say stuff like that, to hear them do smash or pass, and to see his put up a picture of Jess Southern at the end of almost every stream. Ralph sure does know how to make a woman feel good about herself.
I was thinking about that, too. Even giving him the benefit of the doubt & assuming it's just performative, à la Dick Masterson's MABTW Chad persona, it's still pretty scummy. Faith is nothing to him but a prop to make him feel better about himself & he can't even extend to her the same courtesy.
I'd probably feel worse if she wasn't such a conniving little shyster herself.
Nicholas "doublestuffed" Deorio
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He's not even a capo tier. he's like a buttonman for Tommy post bonano-war. ,
Oh, this will go well.
I’m expecting a meltdown from her soon. On top of the blatant disrespect you described, it’s fair to assume that gunt has cut her off from e-grifting simps after the incident with her ex. Stringing along pathetic simps online is her raison d’etre and now that’s been taken away from her, who knows how long she’ll be able to keep it together.
That'll be interesting to see. I'm waiting on the day she comes into the "studio" holding a dull bread knife & threatening to carve herself up if he doesn't end the show right now to pay enough attention to her or something.
He's practically cumming in his sweats as we speak.
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Oh, fuck off with your eight months you butter-soft pansy. I know teenage girls who've done harder time than you.
He lost a ton of weight. It was probably the best thing that happened to him health wise. He came back and his show blew up, making jokes about it nearly every night. Got him tons of press. He only has his beloved Twitter checkmark from being in jail. His show probably would never have been as popular or gave him the windfall of cash without it He owes absolutely everything he values, money and that checkmark, to being in jail.
It's pretty great that he owes all the goodwill, clout, & money he's gotten thus far to his eight-month stint in gay baby jail & he STILL can't stop complaining about how much it ruined his life.

It wasn't even real prison, Ralph. Grow a pair.
 
When Ralph goes back to the slammer will gaydur become Gunter.

"Welcome to the killsteam this is your most and editor in chief Shannon ral- I mean gaydur gunter."
 
hell for a hot minute it at least forced him to pretend to be humble and that early good will he had with most (not me) is probably the only reason his wages are just now dipping below what would be a livable wage for his sewer rat lifestyle barring debts and faith etc.. jail would probably keep him alive far longer than he will by himself at this rate
Not only that but jail is good for people like Ralph it forces him to interact irl with people other then his mom, it forces him to work like a normal person and it forces him to behave like a normal person or else hes gonna get smacked around. People like Ralph need structure in their life. If dad wasn´t around then state will take up that resposiblity.

"GATOR! I MADE 60 DOLLARS! GATOR, GRAB THE CANNED CHICKEN!"
People like ethan is the reason some stores carry vaccum sealed cheeseburgers.

Watching P.O stream snipe from yesterday
Its bascily everything that bad about the killstream 2.0
Ralph is really drunk
Gator offers cold takes and boring stories.
Watching an entire trump speech bascily without comentary.
A grifter faggot comes on and talks about boring drama not even us on the farms cares about.


Small recap
Time stamps from this dude.
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-P.O i playing KS bingo.

-Gator tries to combat his chair creaking from his fatness by using wd40

-Some wierd guest/cohost that has basic bitch WN takes on black people.
When he starts giving racerealist takes, ethan is quick to talk over him or switch topic. Seems hes just there to please low iq pay piggies.
Examples :
Wierdo : The law change is not for you Ethan its for other people (black people)
Ethan: GAYDOR THEY SAYIN THAT MA AUDIO IS TO LOUD

Trump goes on and on what he has done for israel then starts talking about how the country will be owned by china if biden wins
Wierdo: But our country is already owned by another people!
Ralph coughs loudly.

Wierdo : Why isn´t he talking about the majority that gonna get him the win he didn´t even men....
Ralph: Alright SHHHHH

-Ralph is really drunk almost pillstream level, really red faced. A lot of technical problems audio is really bad peaking at random points.
Wants to fly out shawn the sheep to fix his audio.


-Ralph is really salty about the new virgina law suggestion. Ralph gets upset when one of the cohosts suggests that a prison sentance should be mandatory.

-Ralph is really combatative with the cohosts about anything.

-He cuts the camera after pouring "coke" in to a red solo cup.

-They watch an entire trump speech for an hour really boring no commentary.

-Deorio is talking about some drama that i have never heard anyone talk about. Its boring as fuck.
One of the involved tried to pay off one of tommy c´s newsstaff (cause a 30k channel has an entire newsteam apparently)
and the guy says "I believe everyone should be paid for their work"
Ralph audibly scoffs HEH. :story: :story: At this point hes basicly that capitalist pig commies use in propaganda.

-Ralph dosen´t care at all until Deorio starts talking about monetization where he perks up and then he says: Flamenco and me could do a 6 hour show on it.
 
Maybe I wont pass out during the middle of this one. Also fuck, Ralph, audio issues again? You cant spend enough time before show getting your audio ready? You have to be late for it? What a lazy fat fuck.

Edit: Wait who the fuck is this new yes man?

Edit Edit: Who the fuck is Mr_White_Tuber?
 
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for the record, only 646 people are watching atm... these are numbers that metokur would mock anyone for. kind of rich that he used to mock matt jarbo for similar numbers... 🤷‍♀️
 
It's not Larry but this guy is annoying. His voice reminds me a little bit of DSP in a way but it could just be me. Apparently he's Ralph's "audio engineer".

Gator always greeting Ralph as "buddy" every show opening makes me mad on the internet.
 
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