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That, or he's forced to give everyone a Ralph Retort after he won't shutup about his dumb internet podcast.So, how long until Ralph is back in jail for drunk and disorderly and asking his cellmate for a Rusty Venture?
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That, or he's forced to give everyone a Ralph Retort after he won't shutup about his dumb internet podcast.So, how long until Ralph is back in jail for drunk and disorderly and asking his cellmate for a Rusty Venture?
I would like to publicly state for the record that Nicholas DeOreo is a massively thinned skinned faggot that can dish the bants but can't take it, which is a trademark lolcow trait.
He will eventually have a thread. He is Ethan Ralph Jr. minus the addictions.
All good things must come to an end, i am going to miss this. Play some gongs and esoteric dark music as well. Also someone record this please i want to keep this memory.Ladies and guntlemen
A-logs and Ralphamales
It's time.
The final episode of the #Shillstream. The DLive saga finally comes to an end.
This is a special episode with a surprise at the end. Blink and you'llsniffmiss it.
9:20 PM EST LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN AUUGGHHHH
That all depends on how good of a job Faith can do at making him miserable. She's still very young (gross, @theralph) so her hag powers haven't matured to their full potential yet. Still, she's shown a lot of promise. She told Ralph Mr. Vickers was an abuser, played those hospital games, fucked with that meth kid, etc etc. Impressive resume for someone just starting in the field of professional hagging. She even has spooky hag teeth already. The big thing is that she'll force Ralph to be in public, which is where a major police fuck up can happen.So, how long until Ralph is back in jail for drunk and disorderly and asking his cellmate for a Rusty Venture?
Ralph has said in stream that he's really a jaded lefty who grew progressively more "redpilled" over time. His viewerbase & some of his "colleagues" (Colett, Vince James, E Michael Jones) are definitely more Alt-Right than he is.It seems like Faith's more moderate radical centrism is starting to affect Ralph's politics... that or Ralph's projecting his own weak low energy onto Trump... but then again Faith seems to have a bit of disdain for Trump and his supporters:
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I was thinking about that, too. Even giving him the benefit of the doubt & assuming it's just performative, à la Dick Masterson's MABTW Chad persona, it's still pretty scummy. Faith is nothing to him but a prop to make him feel better about himself & he can't even extend to her the same courtesy.That must make his child bride feel so great about herself. To hear him say stuff like that, to hear them do smash or pass, and to see his put up a picture of Jess Southern at the end of almost every stream. Ralph sure does know how to make a woman feel good about herself.
Oh, this will go well.Nicholas "doublestuffed" Deorio
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He's not even a capo tier. he's like a buttonman for Tommy post bonano-war. ,
That'll be interesting to see. I'm waiting on the day she comes into the "studio" holding a dull bread knife & threatening to carve herself up if he doesn't end the show right now to pay enough attention to her or something.I’m expecting a meltdown from her soon. On top of the blatant disrespect you described, it’s fair to assume that gunt has cut her off from e-grifting simps after the incident with her ex. Stringing along pathetic simps online is her raison d’etre and now that’s been taken away from her, who knows how long she’ll be able to keep it together.
Oh, fuck off with your eight months you butter-soft pansy. I know teenage girls who've done harder time than you.He's practically cumming in his sweats as we speak.
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It's pretty great that he owes all the goodwill, clout, & money he's gotten thus far to his eight-month stint in gay baby jail & he STILL can't stop complaining about how much it ruined his life.He lost a ton of weight. It was probably the best thing that happened to him health wise. He came back and his show blew up, making jokes about it nearly every night. Got him tons of press. He only has his beloved Twitter checkmark from being in jail. His show probably would never have been as popular or gave him the windfall of cash without it He owes absolutely everything he values, money and that checkmark, to being in jail.
Not only that but jail is good for people like Ralph it forces him to interact irl with people other then his mom, it forces him to work like a normal person and it forces him to behave like a normal person or else hes gonna get smacked around. People like Ralph need structure in their life. If dad wasn´t around then state will take up that resposiblity.hell for a hot minute it at least forced him to pretend to be humble and that early good will he had with most (not me) is probably the only reason his wages are just now dipping below what would be a livable wage for his sewer rat lifestyle barring debts and faith etc.. jail would probably keep him alive far longer than he will by himself at this rate
People like ethan is the reason some stores carry vaccum sealed cheeseburgers."GATOR! I MADE 60 DOLLARS! GATOR, GRAB THE CANNED CHICKEN!"
IT IS LIVE GUNTLEMEN, NEED ALL YOUR TABS FOR THIS ONELadies and guntlemen
A-logs and Ralphamales
It's time.
The final episode of the #Shillstream. The DLive saga finally comes to an end.
This is a special episode with a surprise at the end. Blink and you'llsniffmiss it.
9:20 PM EST LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN AUUGGHHHH
Who the fuck is Mr_White_Tuber?
This will be his last show on Dlive? (i'm sorry for being out of the loop)IT IS LIVE GUNTLEMEN, NEED ALL YOUR TABS FOR THIS ONE
the one guest is still too loud... he's very obnoxiousJust started watching. Audio seems way better currently.
Is the guest Larry? Also don't ask for Gator. He might make the mistake of showing up.the one guest is still too loud... he's very obnoxious
where is gator?
So, how long until Ralph is back in jail for drunk and disorderly and asking his cellmate for a Rusty Venture?