🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Gustav Schuchardt said:
More to the point if you spend time schmoozing in DC after burger-flipping are in with the MAGA crowd and are an unprincipled swine I bet you could find something more interesting/lucrative than burger flipping. He needs to get off the e-grifter train and get on the political grifter/dark arts PR scumbag train.

One of the problems with the right is that we don't weaponize our unprincipled swine the way the left does. If the DNC wants to wreck someone they've got no problems using Buzzfeed and the like to get something questionable like the Steele dossier out. The right could do the same with all the right-wing scumbags like Ralph. Ralph should do Jacob Wohl-esqe smears on top Democrats on The Ralph Retort and Killstream. And if it all goes tits up the RNC can just say he's nothing to do with them.

And if Ralph had spent six months in jail for political grifting, dark arts PR to save someone higher up I'm sure he could have made more than $150K out of it. Oliver North wasn't short of cash after he got out of prison, and he only went to prison to save Reagan's administration. Why be a capo to a nonentity like Dax Herrera when you can be a capo to the RNC?

The DC troughs are full and Ralph should get his pig snout into them.
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Ralph tried that he waa the Milo's Mr.Joshua. then Milo got burned and Ralph ended up fighting a cop and the rest is history. North got away with it because hes a general during the cold war; they acquitted him.
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1299844570570776579?s=20
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Right after I saw this tweet, I noticed this in my YouTube recommendations:
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Im starting to think that Ethan Ralph is like my number 23.
 
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Circumspicious said:
I've noticed this, actually. Ralph has no fucking bantz at all. Inevitably it always comes back to him slurring some shit like "well I hope you die, how bout dat?"
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Yeah its the perfect self defeating mix of cowardice and deference and nuclear sperg rage and spite. He knows if he every tried to make good on any threats people will laugh at him. His capos are Gaytor ffs, no ones scared of Gaytor, worst comes to worst and someone gives them your dox what then? Whats Gunty Dumpty going to do? Knowing his propensity to attract autism he'd probably dox a psycho or something

edit lol yeah came across alot more angry at ralph then i intended, reworked it
 
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Vickers is still trying to buy Ralph's house. Operation SCOOBY SNACKS is in effect.

https://twitter.com/BanonTaylor/status/1299800777532243970
https://archive.vn/Bc6U3
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Also he and Mrs Vickers, who seems very sensible, both fear Ralph needs Faith's dox to marry her as part of a nefarious scheme

https://twitter.com/TheNeatSamurai/status/1299702881893986307
https://archive.vn/wip/zxeiy

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Finally, Vickers commented on Ralph's decision to rile up the mob so he can tell his followers he's being persecuted

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1299712569406492677
https://archive.vn/wip/hWsUo

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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Vickers is still trying to buy Ralph's house. Operation SCOOBY SNACKS is in effect.

https://twitter.com/BanonTaylor/status/1299800777532243970
https://archive.vn/Bc6U3
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Who else to buy your house than your father in law.


Serious note

Any kiwis want to collab on a single I'm making in this majestic tale of Matt vickers? Since matt's last name is vickers and he owns a coin shop I can't believe no one came up with this.

Here's the chorus.

Toss your coin to the vicker
Of typos of plenty
Of typos of plenty
Toss your coin to Matthew vickers
Of typos pleeennntyyyyyehehehe.

Wish finer print still done parody songs.
 
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Edilg said:
Does anyone here have a Redbar sub? On the latest Scarsclub episode Mike David shit talks Chrissy Mayr and Ralph (around 3:28:00). I don't know how to clip shit unless someone can point me to a tutorial.
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This one?

https://redbarradio.net/shows/red-bar-radio-s18-e89-2

There's a download link for the mp3 if you're a subscriber which I'm not. Just right click as Save As

https://media.redbarradio.com/content/shows/SCARSCLUB.mp3

If you had the mp3 you could clip it like this with FFmpeg

ffmpeg -ss 03:28:00 -i downloadedmp3file -t xx:yy:zz clip.mp3

And then upload clip.mp3. xx:yy:zz is the time you want to clip in hours:minutes:seconds. E.g. 00:10:00 for ten minutes.
 
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Kraut said:
dude... do you have a clip of that? PLS GIB.
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It was ironic but Jim did praise CRP for predictinf a lot of stuff about Sargon and Tonka and others.
Edilg said:
Does anyone here have a Redbar sub? On the latest Scarsclub episode Mike David shit talks Chrissy Mayr and Ralph (around 3:28:00). I don't know how to clip shit unless someone can point me to a tutorial.
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RedBar has logged more hours on his show than Regis Philbin. 17000 hours of talking on a microphone, why would you listen to him overexplain and fill air for 5 hours a day?
 
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