Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[Iron Hamster]

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She's the one on the left correct?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

She looks so greasy, like she moisturizes with a stick of butter

That's exactly what she does.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That's exactly what she does.

And it's probably not even good stuff like Kerrygold. Probably Aldi brand

 

[The Husbando Collector]

And it's probably not even good stuff like Kerrygold. Probably Aldi brand

The poorer the quality, the more moo-tacular

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why does she always make this face like she's about to blow out candles or something?
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Also from her insta.

Spoiler: New content inspiration?

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One: >tfw no bishie faced bara bodied bunny bois harem

two: the fuck are up with those proportions on them? They're heads look tiny compared to the rest of them, just like moo.

three: where does the pic come from?

four: moo is gonna fuck up the blond bunny babe cosplay and if she does porn of it, there is no chance in hell she is getting a couple of guys as jacked as those hulking things.

It's fanart from Fate/Grand Order, specifically the 2019 summer event, where it takes place in Las Vegas. Artoria Pendragon (specifically her Rider class version) wears a bunny suit that was decided upon by Sir Lancelot (the guy on the left) and Sir Gawain (the guy on the right). She's gonna fuck up this cosplay badly and I have nothing but pure disgust. She already butchered Mysterious Heroine XX (an older version of Mysterious Heroine X (who is totally not Artoria Pendragon/Saber) from the Servant Universe), so this is just natural progression. I'll jettison if she does Halloween Princess, Dangerous Beast, Trick or Treatment, or Royal Icing.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

She's so braindead. Why is she liking these posts after her publicity stunt on IG? We all knew she was lying and hopping on a bandwagon but come on. https://twitter.com/takisiski/status/1299137694623170560?s=19
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To be fair, that guy isn’t wrong.

 

[junafolia]

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She'd have to get Hulk and Thanos as the guys to keep the perspective the same.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

She'd have to get Hulk and Thanos as the guys to keep the perspective the same.

There are a lot of steroid-jacked gay bodybuilders and some of them will be Straight4Pay so they can secure their next shipment of trenbolone from a Chinese “research chemical” company.

 

[Null]

I don't know if criticizing moderation is even considered acceptable on the Kiwi Farms, but being as this isn't Resetera I'd hope that when a moderator keeps taking obvious jokes seriously and threatening people who are trying to be funny that you'd be able to point it out to them.

Thristposting is banned in the girlcow boards because the primary audience here is women and every fucking retard on the site pipes out "WOULD STILL FUCK THO" in every thread about a woman ever made so now we just boardban people who do this.

 

[NerdShamer]

Thristposting is banned in the girlcow boards because the primary audience here is women and every fucking retard on the site pipes out "WOULD STILL FUCK THO" in every thread about a woman ever made so now we just boardban people who do this.

Considering that there's an header that explicitly warns against this, I think it's safe to say that our userbase is becoming illiterate...Or that you need to make that text start strobing rainbow colors if you're tired of banning tards.

 

[Lil Yahtzee]

Reminds me that I used to find her somewhat attractive. Jesus Christ, what a depressing turn of events. No wait, not depressing. Depressing is a word I'd reserve for someone who genuinely deserved better. Seeing as Mariah's always been a cunt I'll go with "pathetic". That has a better ring to it

She wouldn't be so bad if she weren't fat as fuck.

 

[junafolia]

There are a lot of steroid-jacked gay bodybuilders and some of them will be Straight4Pay so they can secure their next shipment of trenbolone from a Chinese “research chemical” company.

That's true but I think she matches those men with her linebacker shoulders, she's pretty swole. I would love to see her stood next to body builders just to see how similar she is.

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

She wouldn't be so bad if she weren't fat as fuck.

But she is... even more she's weirdly fat. Not this long before she was a curvy/chubby asshole, now she is a deformed one

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

She wouldn't be so bad if she weren't fat as fuck.

More like having a better attitude and not drifting towards the porn route.
No amount of photoshop can turn her back into a thicc goddess anymore .

 

[CobraPlissken]

Also from her insta.
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Who will she pick to cosplay the guys, a couple of fatsos with a jelly-like muscle tone, a couple of faggots who are clearly disgusted by her boobs, or one of each?

Either way, I'm betting on double penetration porn before the year ends.

 

[Luigi]

now she is a deformed one

The amount of liposculpture she has made turned her into art

the type your kids make with silly putty or something.

 

[Saklas]

I guess she figured porn is more tolerant of shitty behavior than cosplay is.

Still, that slide went really fast.

Indeed, it was a very slippery slope.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Indeed, it was a very slippery slope.

The best part is that there’s no turning back. Her paypigs will never accept just lewds again or even a dildo. They’re going to expect hardcore scenes from her regularly. Her paypigs are also the types that want more hardcore content. So half assed (or Moomoo-assed) sex scenes aren’t going to cut it soon enough. Moomoo may be fine with that now in theory but she doesn’t seem like a very sexual person so that’s going to cause issues (read: entertainment for us) soon.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Spoiler: Ick

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Spoiler: More old posts that aged like milk

At least she has a thing for virgins like her simps

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I still think she is asexual, it’s just that simps and losers give her hundreds of thousands of dollars for low quality porn. The boy/girl porn we’ve seen, Mariah has no actual passion to it, which is why it looks so awkward and she relies on Straight4Pay guys: she doesn’t want either side to be very interested for some reason. That will be a problem for her at her first bukkake scene when she has a bunch of gay guys in a room, they’ll just ditch her to fuck each other instead.