Delusional idiot rants about a children's book and getting banned from Reddit

[HumanHive]

Ask yourselves, was it worth it defending the following people:

• Koncorde
• BatteryIncluded
• Drmies (American Boing! said Zebedee)
• Boing! said Zebedee
• JustARandommer

Why? Because they are afraid of retaliation so they pay you and 4chan to side with you. They want to praise the Mortal Engines movie, and its crew, which got money and loan as well as general influence from the Russian government.

4chan is owned by Putin himself and assisted in the election of Donald Trump. Through secret subchans, we have monitored the movements of threats to world peace, and you are quickly becoming our #1 target. Expect a white van tomorrow, they will be delivering fresh medication into the airwaves. There will only be slight discomfort and then you too will see the merits of Vladimir Putin’s plan for the future.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Wikidata

That's not Wikipedia you faggot.

 

[NerdShamer]

I'll bite, why did the Russians fund the Mortal Engines movie?

To prove that the American film industry is shit at handling novels.

 

[discombobulate]

Also, I've heard that the far-right loves China, @HumanHive. You never voted Democrat throughout your life, and yet you defend the likes of Koncorde, Tonino4, Wyvernkeeper, BatteryIncluded and Drmies, as well as JustARandommer.

@HumanHive votes CPWDP and CDL whenever he can, thank you very much.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9, I’m disappointed that you didn’t put me into your Axis of evil, considering that you were nice enough to write a gamergate Wikipedia article about me. Shall I try harder to insinuate that Mortal engines is just ass and only retards who live with their mums like it?

 

[Formereditor]

@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 just stop.

 

[Milk Mage]

This thread gave me a fucking brain tumor.

@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 please continue.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Sorry, I'm not quite following you. Could you please clarify the issue by posting a dick pic?

 

[NerdShamer]

This fucking thread...

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In other news, he thinks that this Malaysian soup that his mom is feeding him is a cure for autism and we're in on it, according to the GG wiki.

 

[Stardust]

@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9, on a scale of Mortal Engines to @BoxerShorts47, how retarded are you?

 

[SIGSEGV]

@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9, on a scale of Mortal Engines to @BoxerShorts47, how retarded are you?

I'd argue that @Starkiller88UnitedOwl9's delusions make him even more of a retard than @BoxerShorts47.

 

[Maltninja]

25 pages. There should be an online form for people to apply to be a lolcow, though I'd pity whoever had to go through them.

 

[Pargon]

I love how his list of Mortal Enemies Conspiring to Oversee His Demise (and also the elimination of a stillborn film series from the annals of history) has grown longer and longer since he's been here.

@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 how does one join such erudite company

 

[NerdShamer]

Well, he's busy trying to continue his slapfight on the GG wiki as opposed to doing his personal army requests here. But I haven't checked to see if he's active in /pol/ though.

 

[Begemot]

So, uh, mortal engines is available on my version of Netflix. Should I watch this...when I next get on the piss, lads?

 

[NerdShamer]

So, uh, mortal engines is available on my version of Netflix. Should I watch this...when I next get on the piss, lads?

You don't need my permission to waste two hours of your life.

Besides, Skull Island is better.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

So, uh, mortal engines is available on my version of Netflix. Should I watch this...when I next get on the piss, lads?

It's a once-in-a-lifetime adaptation and proves that there is no need for any TV series.

 

[Begemot]

It's a once-in-a-lifetime adaptation and proves that there is no need for any TV series.

You might be right. I've heard it completed the franchise. I'll report back later on in the week...

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Bryan keeps red-pilling the masses through the gg wiki still.

 

[NerdShamer]

Makes you wonder how conspiracy theorists can keep track of their shit.

Just look at Alex Jones.