Twitter 10/6 - Cryzel's backstory - 15 years old, married to Chris

[Garfieldchu]

So Chris groomed an imaginary child for sexual exploitation? What are Chris' thoughts on telomeres?

 

[Hexbox]

Chris' storylines are sounding like the shitty seasons of Dallas, of which there are a few.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

For a normal person but this is someone who's ideal first date is going to a McDonalds.

MMMMMMMMMMM French fries is erotic.

 

[ForgedBlades]

If a doctorate of Christory, a doctorate of linguistics, Alan Turing, and an anthropomorphic Rosetta Stone got together in a room and were given unlimited resources to figure this shit out they still could never make heads or tails of it.

 

[Buck Mullet]

MMMMMMMMMMM French fries is erotic.

 

[BrigYeette]

MMMMMMMMMMM French fries is erotic.

Well, the mall food court was a good idea before he was cucked by a Man in a Pickle Suit.

 

[Serket's pinoy champion]

He really should introduce his significant others to Barb during the next Thanksgiving dinner.

What if he were to introduce them to bob?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

So a 15 year old Rosechu gives Chris Sexual healing. She should've stayed with Gregora instead of being a child bride.

 

[Serket's pinoy champion]

So Cryzel, a teenage girl, left her loving adoptive father to meet up with a balding crossdresser at a Target? Sounds legit.

Since cryzel is under 15, I am surprised that no one reported him to the cops.

 

[Fapcop]

Chris, explaining how he met his FIFTEEN year old wife:

”I’m being Honest and Direct here, so I expect no judgement or hate-crap!”


You heard the man! Yes, Chris is banging a fifteen year old, but he’s honest about it, so it’s ok! Move along folks!

Now I know it’s just a cartoon character, but for Chris comics aren’t just comics. So I don’t think it’s unfair to conclude that Chris is what’s known as an opportunist pedophile.

Meaning: While he won’t invest a lot of time and effort into grooming or finding an underage sexpartner, should a fourteen or fifteen year old girl happen to come across his bent duck, he’d have no compunctions about banging her.