Make the site more cute

[The Fool]

How can we make Kiwi Farms more cute? I'm talking full on moe moe fren chat, deadass knucklehead paling around, complimenting each other on our bento.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

Idk man maybe we should make the site less shit first

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Just switch to kawaii theme dummy

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Just switch to kawaii theme dummy

We can change the kiwifarms appearance to "kawaii" but I wish it were more dramatic.

You know how in Ralph's thread, "you're gonna carry that gunt" stays on the screen? In kawaii mode, we should have a cute kiwi bird that stays on the screen at all times.

Instead of gray and black, use shade of teal and baby blue to match the pink/purple.

Use a different font style... comic sans?

How much money will make this happen?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Use a different font style... comic sans?

Comic sans is not cute.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Comic sans is not cute.

Oh shit, what about glitter text? Everything glitter text.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Free estrogen for everybody!
That ought to gay the site up.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Oh shit, what about glitter text? Everything glitter text.

Sounds pretty ita

 

[soft kitty]

mandatory kitty avatars.

 

[Next Task]

More posts about nice things and things to make fun of, fewer posts about horrible crimes that just make you depressed and angry. I'm not even really talking about politics, riots and obscene levels of idpol threads, though they can definitely be a bit much - I mean when there's things like a spate of posts about kids or animals getting tortured or killed. They're not fun.

There's certain threads which have just become MATI sperging without any joy, but that's a subjective line. But I think it's a bit more clear cut when there's just sadbait or ragebait waves.

Or, in case that's too serious of an answer: kys faggot.

 

[I Love Beef]

Kawaii theme admittedly needs a gijinka mascot for the logo. Get the guys on the mascot thread in on this.

Also more kiwi/lime green.

 

[knobslobbin]

needs more glitter

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

needs more glitter

Glittertext?

 

[knobslobbin]

There's lots of glitter text in the amberlynn threads.

 

[Maskull]

Just switch to kawaii theme dummy

Kawaii theme is nowhere near cute enough.

There should be an eyeglaring 2kewt version of the site like a teenage girl's geocities webpage.

 

[stets]

Replace random.txt with a random Pixyteri picture. Cuteness achieved.

 

[FlappyBat]

I personally think we should have kawiifarms.net redirect here, but default to the kawii theme.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Cute emotes. Where's a cute kiwi

 

[Twinkie]

Kawaii theme is nowhere near cute enough.

i agree tbh. keep kawaii but mybe something like this could be added to themes

 

[Maskull]

i agree tbh. keep kawaii but mybe something like this could be added to themes
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There needs to be a tacky flashing Kiwi Farms gif logo too.

I use kawaii theme because I think it's the easiest on the eyes. I would however like to see a garish option. I'm sure it'd take more effort than it's worth to create and implement.

Edit: I'm going to beat up @Y2K Baby.