🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[UnKillFill]

But guys, he's gonna be on Chrissie Mayr's show! Totally for real this time!

It would be funny if she keeps telling him he can be on the next show and then dropping him at the last minute.

Here's an artist's rendition of what I think that would look like.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

https://www.healthline.com/health/does-alcohol-kill-sperm-2

How can I make the link pop up without having the link in text?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Has Christmas come early? Is it a true Christmas miracle? .....wait. does being an alcoholic affect like sperm health and shit? I dont know, cause I dont really drink...or plan to have a child with a girl, not woman a girl, 16 years younger then me.

According to healthline.com

In men, heavy drinking affectsTrusted Source fertility by:

• lowering testosterone levels, follicle stimulating hormone, and luteinizing hormone, and raising estrogen levels, which reduce sperm production
• shrinking the testes, which can cause impotence or infertility
• changing gonadotropinTrusted Source release which impacts sperm production
• causing early ejaculation or decreased ejaculation
• changing the shape, size, and movement of healthy sperm

Combining drugs like marijuana or opioids with alcohol also lowers fertility. In addition, liver disease caused by excessive drinking can change sperm qualityTrusted Source.

Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/does-alcohol-kill-sperm-2#effect-on-male-fertility
Fuck got Ninja'd

https://www.healthline.com/health/does-alcohol-kill-sperm-2

How can I make the link pop up without having the link in text?

I assume you mean pasting without formatting. Just use Ctrl+Shift+v

 

[MeltyTW]

WILL THERE EVEN BE A DLIVE BY THE TIME GUNTLET IS BORN.

hell no, im surprised the chinks havent been tributed yet, even now journalists are trying to get it down and they have multiple sites with alogs willing to help, beyond that its shit.

We all will be paying for guntlet

thats what i hate most about these people. "ARRAAAGGAAAH ITS MY CHOICE" well no ethan it isnt everyone here is going to have to chip in for your dumbass when you realize less than 50k is fuck all for raising a kid, "its my choice but pay for it, dont question it im stressed out"

Mate not even that. Money will start draining the moment she has her pre-birth doctor visits. God forbid something, anything, is wrong with the baby and they need further doctor visits. Let's not even touch the possibility of the child being exceptional.

oh yeah i forgot about just the cost of the pregnancy itself. And because of his galaxy brained gunt tape decision hes the only provider to the household and has to take care of Faith, and weve all seen how expensive she can be. this poor kid is going to die so ethan can try and own the owner of an internet gossip site laughing at his clit

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

With all of this china crackdown going on dlive will probably get yeeted, especially if Trump wins the election. Has Ralph or gaydur figured out a plan of what to do when they get yeeted of the only platform? They lost Spotify, deer troon is going to yeet them off twitch...i doubt scratch points is going to loan them his channel, will gaydur step up and start streaming just to give his earnings to Ralph? Is he going to work his mom and faith to the grave by making them get two jobs while his fatass can't stay on a platform without taking it over and killing it?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

With all of this china crackdown going on dlive will probably get yeeted, especially if Trump wins the election. Has Ralph or gaydur figured out a plan of what to do when they get yeeted of the only platform? They lost Spotify, deer troon is going to yeet them off twitch...i doubt scratch points is going to loan them his channel, will gaydur step up and start streaming just to his earnings to Ralph? Is he going to work his mom and faith to the grave by making them get two jobs while his fatass can't stay on a platform without taking it over and killing it?

How's Bitchute live streaming feature? They will probably move there,

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

How's Bitchute live streaming feature? They will probably move there,

I thought they haven't released a live stream option as of yet. But to the first question I dont use a computer while im using kiwi farms, I use my phone.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

LMAO Ralphie boy is about to get fucked harder than he was in county by Big Homie Jamal if he has this baby. Faith will go on benefits and ralphie will have to start working another job with faith maybe having too as well this is perfect

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

this poor kid is going to die

Fuck me mate, this would be the Sargon of Akkad arc going full circle.
Back in the day Ethan Ralph made fun of Sargon of Akkad because his wife had a miscarriage. Imagine the ultimate karma.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It'll be poetic if he ends up being a Uber driver when he realizes that streaming will NEVER be enough to raise a kid and he will follow the footsteps of mundane matt. The guy he made fun of and actually tried to get fired from his Uber job.

 

[MeltyTW]

Has Ralph or gaydur figured out a plan of what to do when they get yeeted of the only platform? They lost Spotify, deer troon is going to yeet them off twitch...i doubt scratch points is going to loan them his channel,

Even if they did theyd get instabanned, but fear not! there is a future for ralph yet on the number on free speech stream site! now with monetization and no restrictive tos! Come home @theralph , come to a site that will never ever fail or ban you, come home to [BITWAVE.tv]

It'll be poetic if he ends up being a Uber driver when he realizes that streaming will NEVER be enough to raise a kid and he will follow the footsteps of mundane matt. The guy he made fun of and actually tried to get fired from his Uber job.

Ethan is going to eat so much shit and i hope matt streams him trying to get ethan fired in kind, @Kraut iirc youre in contact with matt, please keep this in mind when ethan is scrubbing shitters or delivering food

edit also lol at the unfaithful who thought vickers spent his load already before this , hes not ethan ralph

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Will the gunts child also have 2 first names?

That nigga Ethan Oliver Ralph has 3 first names.

 

[Vetti]

Just think:
Three generations of the Ralph family slowly dying in the same crackshack...




Ralph should be forcefully castrated. Him raising a kid is insane.

 

[Eggg]

How's Bitchute live streaming feature? They will probably move there,

Bitchute needs to fix their fucking search function before they even attempt live streaming. I've had more luck googling what I'm looking for the adding "bitchute" at the end of the search rather that searching on that clunky site.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Man, all you HAYDERS and A-LAWGS are just mad that you aren't BASED enough to get tied to a severely mentally ill woman who will be an unquestionably unfit parent for 18 years.
Bunch of incels in her Gator *Gunt grumbles in Dolphin*

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Even if they did theyd get instabanned, but fear not! there is a future for ralph yet on the number on free speech stream site! now with monetization and no restrictive tos! Come home @theralph , come to a site that will never ever fail or ban you, come home to [BITWAVE.tv]


Ethan is going to eat so much shit and i hope matt streams him trying to get ethan fired in kind, @Kraut iirc youre in contact with matt, please keep this in mind when ethan is scrubbing shitters or delivering food

Off topc for this one but i wouldn't mind using Bitwave to watch streams but it always lags for me also i wouldn't mind streaming on there TV Shows but i don't know how that would fly with Xander (dispatch)

 

[Toma]

Hoes mad they'll never have children lol couldn't be Ethan

 

[Postal Pippa]

I dont know if I can handle what the rest of 2020 has in store at this point. Imagine being born and coming into the world where, your dad has a bunch of black folk mad at him, because of he made fun of the actor that played a comic book character in a movie movie.

Imagine your dad having a bunch of people make fun of him on the internet, of his raw cottage cheese gunt shown next to "Uncle" Diddler Dax and Coach "I cant even pick a quote out of that dumb boomers catalog" Red Pill.

Imagine hearing your dad have a yelling match with a whiny cry baby Canadian in a hotel in Miami.

Imagine seeing your dads sex tape of when you were fucking conceived. When you found out your dad sent it to own your moms not really ex boyfriend who she never even met. And then hearing some lady name Ade just unload on him.

Imagine your dad calling people niggers and threatening to dox people, that your original, could have been decent mother bailed on your dads ass only to show up on one of his "famous internet shows" AFTER he paid her.

Man, like as funny as all this is, and like dont get me wrong, Ill mock the guntlet just like their dad but....I feel really bad for this kid. I wanna make sure they dont have to eat burgers out of the trash. Every child deserves a chance at a good and fresh, well made burger.

 

[Least Concern]

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Absolutely no @theralph you damn well know you are BEYOND unfit to have a child, let alone with a fucking 18 year old. The way you even worded this is just you thinking about yourself.

Ralph please god when you read this, if you can take anything at all from this. Please don’t try to make children. Don’t bring a child into your fucked up reality.

Reality check, youve never worked a day in your life. You dont own shit and you piggyback off your mom. You are a fucking slob. You date near-underaged children who are just as fucked up as you and you have ZERO awareness on how to talk to people outside your weird internet lifestyle. Your health is so bad people speculate you’re going to be dead in the next 5 years.

Dont ruin a childs life by bringing them into that. Life your life and die alone dude. Thats the most humane, honest and good thing you could do for everyone in your life. You are a monster and you know this deep down. Leave a kid out of this please.

tfw a man best known for drunkenly asking for penis pictures in a Discord call is the voice of reason. What a world.

 

[JewBacca]

Am I misremembering, Ralph has an older brother, Ronny Jr. I believe. I am fairly sure his brother is mentally deficient and had institutionalized. I would be deathly afraid to breed if retardation ran in my family, let alone picking a girl so obviously fighting her own demons.

If I was Mr. Vickers I would be afraid that Ralph's poor judgment would endanger the safety of my first grandchild. Having a babysitter like Digibro, would fuck up a kid for life. The best option would be Faith ditching the kid with the Vickers, which would suck, in its own ways. I seriously am beginning to think Ralph views himself as a legitimate journalist, instead of a has-been Podcaster. At this point IMC has a much stronger CV as being a journalist, and that in and of itself is laughable.

Gator is just hoping to keep the wheels on for another 2 years, that is if he can even finish college. He is probably maxing out his student loans and will leave school with +60k in debt and something with the equivalent of a dental hygienist.