šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Edit: my story sorry for some shitty grammar just typing it on the go

The year is 2032, somehow the gunt after all these years has managed to stay with Faith and what was considered a miracle was that after all these years, Ethan was able to stick in his micro dick inside and procreate. Now the Gunt has a newborn, it's name is Rad Roberts BLM Vickers (The gunt was to much of a cuck and faith made him change his name as well), the Gunt calls for Gaytor Gamer to come over.
The gunt: Gator Gator come over here gator, i need ya to look after the hell spawn i created gator it is to preserve the hwuite race gator.
Gator with his cock and ball in a lock walks slowly and meekly over to his master and says to him "yes muster, it will be my pleasure to look after the child for you"
The Gunt looks at his old friend gator for a while, taking pity in the fact that his oldest and only friend left has stooped this low. thinking how much of a bitch gator has become.
The Gunt informs gator that he will need to look after the child while he is doing his important show "the Killstream".
Gator with the look of a defeated cuckold asks "why can't faith look after the child"? , to which The Gunt replied "she's with Tyrone Gator that's why, she said i wasn't able to satisfy her"
The Gunt continues on "let me tell ya a secret gator and keep it between you and me, the child is not even mine, it is actually Tyrones, i just have the child to own the KarenFarms Gator, that's why i am doing all of this and that is why you are here".

NEW ENDING BY @WhimsicalTrolli

gator knew what he needed to do, so when the gunt had gone to do his important show, gator had decided once and for all to open the bottle of bleach............. Gunt said, "It's been a wild ride gator." Gator, with the crocodile tears in his eyes, said "can I get a killstream let's go for old times sake?" The Gunt smiled, knowing it was truly the end...he let out a big sigh and shouted "KILLSTREAM LETS -" gator grabbed the bottle and Forcibly make the gunt drink the bleach, sunsetting the gunt once and for all. Gator broke down knowing his only friend is gone forever. until miraculously the gunt jumped off Ethan's body and jumped on to gator, possessing the loyal and oh so faithful servant of Ralph. The Gunt told him "You're gonna carry that Gunt." Gator grabbed the razor on the table and shaved his head and grabbed the nearest hat and went to the mirror and said

"Ethan Ralph it is me, Ethan Ralph"

OLD ENDING

Gator contemplates where he went wrong in his life and how he came to be in this position, and it was at the moment gator notices something in the corner of his eye. It was a bottle of bleach, gator knew what he needed to do, so when the gunt had gone to do his important show, gator had decided once and for all to open the bottle of bleach............. and use it to clean since there was not much else he could do.

Edit: added in new ending (it was actually a lot more better, thank you @WhimsicalTrolli )
 
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theguntsexpartner said:
gator knew what he needed to do, so when the gunt had gone to do his important show, gator had decided once and for all to open the bottle of bleach............. Gunt said, "It's been a wild ride gator." Gator, with the crocodile tears in his eyes, said "can I get a killstream let's go for old times sake?" The Gunt smiled, knowing it was truly the end...he let out a big sigh and shouted "KILLSTREAM LETS -" gator grabbed the bottle and Forcibly make the gunt drink the bleach, sunsetting the gunt once and for all. Gator broke down knowing his only friend is gone forever. until miraculously the gunt jumped off Ethan's body and jumped on to gator, possessing the loyal and oh so faithful servant of Ralph. The Gunt told him "You're gonna carry that Gunt." Gator grabbed the razor on the table and shaved his head and grabbed the nearest hat and went to the mirror and said

"Ethan Ralph it is me, Ethan Ralph"
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This is how you write an ending.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Guys do you realize how many people were fathered by active alcoholics? Not just on KF, but in the world? If only he were incapable of procreation. But if itā€™s going to happen ever, itā€™ll be in 2020.
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Yes but combined with the other two factors, also the drug use;

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From a quick search it does not look like xanax hurts fertility so he might be fine with that.

Maybe they will use a surrogate male, they could be trying for years to get pregnant, when she could get a friend from BLM to knock her up, will be a shock when the baby comes out black though.
 
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theguntsexpartner said:
grammy? fuck that shit i am making a movie out of this, i am going for the damn oscars and yes i will give you credit for it
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I got the two awards mixed up, but my album epic with hit single "Toss your coin to Mr. Vickers" will get me a few Grammys. Just make sure to cast seth rogan as Ralph, Millie bobby brown as faith, the dead corpse of Chris farley (Mr Vicker's personal request but I think Kevin James could work) and jorge Garcia or Jessie Heiman for gaydur.
 
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theguntsexpartner said:
I think i remember you posting about that a couple of pages back if my memory serves me right, i would help with that but my voice is not suited for singing. When you do release it, let us know
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Just the chorus so far. Seeing his last name was vickers and owned a coin shop I had a epiphany of honoring this rouge dad going against the gunt and his evil guards.
 
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CeeShape said:
Yes but combined with the other two factors, also the drug use;

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From a quick search it does not look like xanax hurts fertility so he might be fine with that.

Maybe they will use a surrogate male, they could be trying for years to get pregnant, when she could get a friend from BLM to knock her up, will be a shock when the baby comes out black though.
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That answers the fertility question. But what are the odds the baby would be retarded/crippled?
 
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Just the chorus so far. Seeing his last name was vickers and owned a coin shop I had a epiphany of honoring this rouge dad going against the gunt and his evil guards.
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If you require any musical assistance vocal wise let me know in messages
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Fuck now i am inspired too, gonna work on something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXDYeuSWlNA gonna use this as a template, really hard to write lyrics to though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VqCk9eWLi4 and ill go for this as the orchestral
I will name it, group_a_log [GUNT]
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Really struggling with the lyrics any aspiring lyrics writer?
 
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jimmyskidmark said:
That answers the fertility question. But what are the odds the baby would be retarded/crippled?
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Based on the genetics of the parents, chances of the baby being born retarded are close to 100%.
It might not be born crippled but it will probably end up that way due to Ralph using it as a drinks table.
 
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The world is on fire.

Everyone is one screenshot away from getting their livelihoods destroyed by some attention whore who LARPs as a woodland animal on Twitter or something.

Race war, followed by world war, is imminent.

Resources are dwindling.

Trad folks: Let me take this woman I enjoy fucking and destroy her vagina by knocking her up and make all the above problems worse by giving the world one more crotchdumpling.

Reproducing is gay and faggot.

Fuck you Ralph you fat dumb fuck.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Based on the genetics of the parents, chances of the baby being born retarded are close to 100%.
It might not be born crippled but it will probably end up that way due to Ralph using it as a drinks table.
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Even if it isnt born retarded, being raised by these two doesnt exactly give me much hope that it wont grow to be be retarded mentally.

That said, both are showing that they really do want a baby so it could be that they do treat the kid good, you always hear about people who had kids and then their outlook on life changed completely now they have something to protect.

What do people think about how vickers knew about the desire to have a baby and continued to try to destroy gunts and faiths earning potential more than what it already is? I also think his constant references to "his daughter" is a little bit creepy. Given how fucked up she is and how defensive he is it seems very creepy to me like "daddy wants daughter back all for himself"?
 
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CeeShape said:
I also think his constant references to "his daughter" is a little bit creepy. Given how fucked up she is and how defensive he is it seems very creepy to me like "daddy wants daughter back all for himself"?
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Just a heads up, seeing as you're even newer than I am: the "Matthew Vickers is creepy and not taking responsibility for fucking his daughter up" option isn't digested well in here.

As I said, I'm old. I've watched 90% of my friends shit out kids. I sense that a lot of folks in here dream of finding their bliss in a woman who will bear their brood and live happily ever after, and I'm going to stop shaming them for a second and give them a protip:

The dads I know that don't have an all-consuming obsession with their daughters' vaginal happenings have much more stable daughters. Trust me. I would not lead you astray on this. Keep this in mind before you cum inside someone.
 
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