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Holy shit prepubescent means between the ages of 10 and 13!? Jesus my bad, in my head I had something more like the actress who played the Lolita character in the first Lolita film, who was 16 at the time. Even then I was thinking that's extreme but do-able.

Whew... Nixxit what're you doing buddy.
 
I'm sorely disappointed at the lack of Jenna content, that girl's gotta step it up. If she were on town I'd buy her some weed and some Grubhub
 
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I don't know I tuned into today's Crash Bandicoot 4 stream and he preformed adequately. I don't know why I have a soft spot for this white boy he alright in my books.

Phil is a fuck up but he seems decent, multiple cars, house, wife and a sketchy internet career and he managed to slime his way out of bankruptcy what are you cretins on about?
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Phil is a fuck up but he seems decent, multiple cars, house, wife and a sketchy internet career and he managed to slime his way out of bankruptcy what are you cretins on about?
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If you really liked Phil you would give him some money. He really needs it now because his PayPal balance is negative.

Don't be a fairweather fan.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
If you really liked Phil you would give him some money. He really needs it now because his PayPal balance is negative.

Don't be a fairweather fan.
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Who the fuck donates money to anyone? Let alone Phil guy is fine I'll keep my money to myself thank you very much.

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This whole "starting off the day in the red" meme really illustrates Phil's incredibly short term financial thinking. DSP could get $1000 in tips on Monday, have $200 of that $1000 charged back Tuesday morning, and he would complain about being behind all day. Hell, you could bet your ass that if he got $200 on Tuesday he would complain about earning nothing that whole day. Instead of being $600 ahead (if you set the baseline at $200/day) he would say he's $200 behind. When it comes to earned income he has the memory of a gold fish.
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He is milking it does anybody not realize this?
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Phil is a fuck up but he seems decent, multiple cars, house, wife and a sketchy internet career and he managed to slime his way out of bankruptcy what are you cretins on about?
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Incredible how "decent" you can life with fraudulently accumulated money. And the recipe is so simple! Just fuck over everyone, sacrifice all friends and pride, surround yourself with literal retards, marry a woman with asberger, be the laughingstock of the internet, create one scam after another, lie about literal everything, never give anything back and only take, just spend every dollar regardless of your finances and do it on credit if available - then you can be so toxic and disgusting your brainwashed cult buys everything you offer.

Yeah, in a really morbide way (the way of going to jail) then this is really decent success.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Phil is a fuck up but he seems decent, multiple cars, house, wife and a sketchy internet career and he managed to slime his way out of bankruptcy what are you cretins on about?
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I must be going dyslexic cuz I thought you said he had a horse instead of house and had a chuckle
 
You know,I'm not psychic or anything but I'm predicting extra salty gin tweets at 2am est tonight.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but a drug addicted homeless prostitute who can't stay off the internet suddenly goes silent for over a month...

Either in jail or dead.
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Just think, one hundred hulk hogan pudstrap shards could have fed Jenna and kept her in patchouli for a month.

She was kinda hot for a crackhead and I would totally look at her stolen onlyfans content
 
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She had a tweet where she was asking the other homeless squatters to stay out of her stuff and find another room in the abandoned building she was living in. This leads me to believe that she was in the place with strangers she couldn't trust and the other squatters were getting into her stuff. NOT SAFE

She posted the video of getting in a fight with the old guy at the motel. She is hooking up with strangers who may or may not be violent or mentally ill, in order to have a place to sleep for the night. NOT SAFE

She admits to being a prostitute. NOT SAFE

She posted a video where she got in a physical altercation with a stranger in McDonalds. The stranger allegedly choked and punched her. NOT SAFE

Jenna is living a very rough life. It's kind of funny how crazy she is, but she will eventually get murdered if she doesn't stop.

And the saddest part is, Phil won't even care because it isn't about him or making him money.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
She had a tweet where she was asking the other homeless squatters to stay out of her stuff and find another room in the abandoned building she was living in. This leads me to believe that she was in the place with strangers she couldn't trust and the other squatters were getting into her stuff. NOT SAFE

She posted the video of getting in a fight with the old guy at the motel. She is hooking up with strangers who may or may not be violent or mentally ill, in order to have a place to sleep for the night. NOT SAFE

She admits to being a prostitute. NOT SAFE

She posted a video where she got in a physical altercation with a stranger in McDonalds. The stranger allegedly choked and punched her. NOT SAFE

Jenna is living a very rough life. It's kind of funny how crazy she is, but she will eventually get murdered if she doesn't stop.

And the saddest part is, Phil won't even care because it isn't about him or making him money.
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She expressed suicidal thoughts and her last tweet is wishing her sister a happy birthday. Do you think she finally necked herself?
 
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