Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Kuritan Deplorable]

He made a full set of nesting settings menus for every little thing.

But somehow he forgot the fucking Volume Menu, my fucking ears

 

[Random Internet Person]

He's sympathized with school shooters and even said that school shootings could be justified if the people carrying them out were bullied/rejected.

Wait what? When did that happen?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

He made a full set of nesting settings menus for every little thing.

But somehow he forgot the fucking Volume Menu, my fucking ears

It's kinda there; it has its own section on the phone. But...

Kinda expected.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

playing this game always makes me nostalgic for resident evil 4 for the annoying movement mechanics and how much of a chore it was turning.

 

[Russtard]

"If you don't like the demo, please tell me your thoughts."

Yeah I'm gonna have to press X on that one chief.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Wait what? When did that happen?

Back in his EvaX days:

Alex thinks that genocide would be a good idea. I'm not exaggerating.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=765 (http://archive.md/k6tE6)

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=795 (http://archive.md/Twi1Z)

"were the school shootings justified?" "That depends."
"Obviously, the bullies I've described don't deserve to live, make the world a horribly place, and should be exterminated."
He's arguing about this on Christmas.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=810 (http://archive.md/kruAc)

"Lines of thought don't justify genocide. Circumstances do." People have moved to believing that he's a psychopath now.
http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&view=findpost&p=7738446 (http://archive.md/UDUT7)

After this Alex was suspended, not for the things he was saying, but for double posting.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=885 (http://archive.md/rl6bp)

"Me, good guy. You, bad guy."

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=900 (http://archive.md/BtZdZ)

"If all mean people were killed, the world would be a pleasant place. Most of the unpleasantness in the world is due to mean people."

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"The button'd kill a lot of people who could have been saved if they'd only changed their ways by being more polite. It'd be such a pity, but in the end I think the world'd be better without them. Their contributions to society would be missed, but society'd be a lot simpler, and wouldn't need them anymore - and their impoliteness wouldn't be missed at all."

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=915 (http://archive.md/Ry7gn)

Eva finally swears at someone.

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A week later, he would make the post featured here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxe...nder-stuart-mahan.19311/page-453#post-2077840

We've gone from hating sluts, to crushing on a girl, to hating profanity, to discussing morality, to wishing genocide on a bunch of people over the course of 67 pages. What a thread.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It's kinda there; it has its own section on the phone. But...
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Kinda expected.

God, so you can only change sound in game, and not in the main menu. Well I tried loading into the game. Technically I succeeded, but its wigging out, its stuck in panty demo mode or some shit, if I let go of the mouse it just orbits under her skirt, what the fuck.

Spoiler: Stuck in Pervert Mode

 

[CakeCutey]

Fun fact: you can run to the school, grab the scissors, make it back to the school entrance and stab Osana right after she finishes talking to Senpai. The game responds by literally freezing you in place until Raibaru manages to run from the opposite side of the entryway (about 5-6 seconds) and break your arm.

So your telling me the game basically says "fuck you" for trying to kill Osana and lets Raibaru win for no reason.
What's next? Is Jesus Christ himself gonna descend from the heaven and smite you for the next rival.

 

[SIGSEGV]

God, so you can only change sound in game, and not in the main menu. Well I tried loading into the game. Technically I succeeded, but its wigging out, its stuck in panty demo mode or some shit, if I let go of the mouse it just orbits under her skirt, what the fuck.

Spoiler: Stuck in Pervert Mode

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It's not a bug, it's a feature.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

How inconsistent are the FPS for other people playing the game opening the phone drops me from 90-95 straight to 40 while being close to the school drops makes my fps fluctuate between 70-85.

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

God, so you can only change sound in game, and not in the main menu. Well I tried loading into the game. Technically I succeeded, but its wigging out, its stuck in panty demo mode or some shit, if I let go of the mouse it just orbits under her skirt, what the fuck.

Spoiler: Stuck in Pervert Mode

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Have seen something like that before when a controller was involved or wrongly detected. I think the game thinks you are holding a controller analog stick down.

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

How inconsistent are the FPS for other people playing the game opening the phone drops me from 90-95 straight to 40 while being close to the school drops makes my fps fluctuate between 70-85.

Watch his video. He gets FPS anywhere from 120 to 40. 120FPS in the apprehended scene and 40FPS in snap mode.
So it ain't very consistent even for him.

I love his "I only spend 6 months on Osana" excuse. Dude everything up to this point was made to get the first Rival into the game. You don't have to touch Osana or her code to make progress towards her.

Also it doesn't matter if the volunteers take a while to deliver. After you claimed you had everything you needed you still had to work on Non-Osana stuff. You are the bottleneck in this pipeline not the volunteers. Otherwise you would have started work on her as soon as you got all her stuff.

Or do you want us to believe you just stuck your thumb up your ass and did nothing while waiting for Osana's assets?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Back in his EvaX days:

He has a creepy obsession with murder.


Not because of the game, it's just a game, but him saying shit like this. Bruhhh he wants to kill people.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

How inconsistent are the FPS for other people playing the game opening the phone drops me from 90-95 straight to 40 while being close to the school drops makes my fps fluctuate between 70-85.

I see FPS drops of around 10-20 when I open the phone, and FPS wanders all over the place around school. I never see anything above 90 (since that's what I've capped it at) and thus far the lowest I've seen is in the 30s, but 70-80 when I'm alone is common with 40-60 depending on how much of the student body is nearby and location. The courtyard and standing right in front of the school have wildly varying FPS values depending on where you're looking.

Edit: Also, Raibaru spends a lot of time running in place to "catch up" to Osana even when they appear to be walking at the same speed. Also she has a habit of running in circles around Osana randomly and setting off traps by accident that she's immune to.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Also she has a habit of running in circles around Osana randomly and setting off traps by accident that she's immune to.

Sounds like she is basically Terminator if Skynet was retarded.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

She is like Terminator if Skynet was retarded.

She has an awful lot of janky movements. After a little scene you can watch of Osana giving Senpai a lunch, both Osana and Senpai sit down on a bench. Raibaru is still in "Follow Osana" mode so she sprints around the corner she was watching from and clips entirely into both the bench and Osana, spins around once or twice then calmly walks back around the corner and sits on a bench there.

Edit: Also, the vfx look really annoying and eye-straining when you're on the roof.

 

[SIGSEGV]

She has an awful lot of janky movements. After a little scene you can watch of Osana giving Senpai a lunch, both Osana and Senpai sit down on a bench. Raibaru is still in "Follow Osana" mode so she sprints around the corner she was watching from and clips entirely into both the bench and Osana, spins around once or twice then calmly walks back around the corner and sits on a bench there.

"Y-you can't judge the game yet, it's just a demo!"
Screencap this post, because I'm calling it.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

the only way I can above 100 fps is using the panty shot tech were I run look around then look up her skirt so the game won't have to load everything around it.

Its how the game is meant to be played my Fps is now a constant 95 fps

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

How the fuck are there this many loading issues being reported? Didn't Alex say that one of the steps he takes while improving shit was booting the game up and bugtesting? I mean, it's Alex, I know, but that's an issue that the user has to deal with before the game even starts. If anything, it's really easy gremlin-bait.

 

[Activelo]

Outside of the buggy menu, the rest of the game works and I was able to play it.

And almost immediately, I found out how to kill Osana at the beginning of the day and get away with it lol.