Horrorcow Ebayisajoke / Charles W. Fitch - The eBay Horrorcow, Stalker, & Con artist

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But rants on your super secret closed to public paid membership forums keep going on and on and on.
I don't think you understand the purpose of the Supporters Board. It's not for discussing lolcows, it's for looking down on all the peasants who don't have $20. Like you. Now till my fields, serf.
 
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Good job at resurrecting your dead thread with your schizophrenic babble, Chuck. Also, the only person who is mad is yourself. Why else would you constantly sperg about this website on your social media accounts? I mean it's not like you created your own "lolcow" forum in a pathetic attempt to divert attention and traffic from this website.

I've honestly forgot about you, but your histrionic behavior has brought the light back onto you. You seem to crave attention more than a 13 year old schoolgirl.

Also, "That Lolcows Guy" is going to be my custom title from now on.
 
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Just curious. Why watch this thread Charles William Fitch III, hence forth called "Itchy"?

Itchy, last post on this thread was March 31st. But rants on your super secret closed to public paid membership forums keep going on and on and on. Another DMCA filing got quashed again?

I should contribute something.

Is it verboten to mention he's in charge of the non-Sony related SMV Entertainment LLC? Is it okay to post Itchy related links and his websites? Have many.

Sampler.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lr4ctsl

An Itchy critic said in 2010:
I see you have pulled your youtube videos down again as they were posted to the thread, seen you pull that move before. As soon as your shit gets outed, you pull everything you can, disappear, and show up with a new site and a new shtick. Always leaving a huge trailing leading right back to you once people start getting suspicious again.

Itchy sock puppet said:
I only shut down the youtube accounts to make your posts look silly, so when people click on the links they don't come up.. Kinda validates my argument more that you all can't produce proof of anything you accuse me of.

An Itchy critic replied:
Wrong, the only thing it validates is your desire to hide and delete evidence from your past. If you had nothing to hide, you wouldn't quickly remove links and videos as soon as you are outed each time.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...ight-now-can-someone-shed-some-light-guy.html

An Itchy critic said in 2014:
Okay, I went to ebayisajoke's website. I had to turn off the video a couple of minutes into it. ebayisajoke, you were acting like a psychopath in that video and your language was atrocious. Why were you yelling like that? What did those people do to you? Did they kill your mother, because that is how you were acting.
lol have you even touched a boob?
 
Just curious. Why watch this thread Charles William Fitch III, hence forth called "Itchy"?

Itchy, last post on this thread was March 31st. But rants on your super secret closed to public paid membership forums keep going on and on and on. Another DMCA filing got quashed again?

I should contribute something.

Is it verboten to mention he's in charge of the non-Sony related SMV Entertainment LLC? Is it okay to post Itchy related links and his websites? Have many.

Sampler.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lr4ctsl

An Itchy critic said in 2010:
I see you have pulled your youtube videos down again as they were posted to the thread, seen you pull that move before. As soon as your shit gets outed, you pull everything you can, disappear, and show up with a new site and a new shtick. Always leaving a huge trailing leading right back to you once people start getting suspicious again.

Itchy sock puppet said:
I only shut down the youtube accounts to make your posts look silly, so when people click on the links they don't come up.. Kinda validates my argument more that you all can't produce proof of anything you accuse me of.

An Itchy critic replied:
Wrong, the only thing it validates is your desire to hide and delete evidence from your past. If you had nothing to hide, you wouldn't quickly remove links and videos as soon as you are outed each time.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...ight-now-can-someone-shed-some-light-guy.html

An Itchy critic said in 2014:
Okay, I went to ebayisajoke's website. I had to turn off the video a couple of minutes into it. ebayisajoke, you were acting like a psychopath in that video and your language was atrocious. Why were you yelling like that? What did those people do to you? Did they kill your mother, because that is how you were acting.

Could you condense that mass of autism down to one sentence, please? Okay, thanks because I didn't understand any fucking thing you said.
 
If I were Charles William Fitch IIi, I'd be ranting and raving at you comments. I am not him, and you all have good points.

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Itchy continues his lolcow posts on his stealth forums, with his last sock puppet post in April. But in his hidden paid areas, Itchy continues to rant and rave about the abuse he got from this site. He's plotting revenge. He also deletes those posts; typical. Itchy is terrified of y'all but continues to scan this forum, using Hidemyass. I was telling him 'hi.'

Here and then I record Itchy's flights of inanity and feed them to CFS and Joe and a few others. Mr. Monk used some of that data. I came here because of his lolcow rants. When I located what he was ranting about, I found a dead thread. But Itchy deserves all the attention that can be mustered. And I do have information to fill out what's been posted here, and things that haven't.

For example, here's Itchy selling a ripped off software license.
https://archive.is/iRpMo
"If your looking to buy Camtasia Studio 7.1 don't pay $300 for it, please email me at maxelll3752" ...

Itchy is obsessed with "maxelll3752" and "3752." Google maxelll3752 for a trove of Itchy postings and links.

You'll eventually find his Bunny Ranch profile from 9 years ago.
https://archive.is/jR9UZ

Here's Itchy as maxelll3752 with his sister. A real family values man.
http://web.archive.org/web/20130423110205/mysisterstrips.blogspot.com

Here's Itchy using his watkins3752 sock puppet to advertise another get rich quick scheme.
forums.digitalpoint.com/threads/adsense-and-wordpress.1329243/
digwww.com/forum-10151748/adsense-and-wordpress.html

Here's Itchy's sock puppet cf3752 running a scam sale.
http://eddievanhalen.com/22/685042

Here's Itchy being a lawyer. Sorry for the bad copy.
https://archive.today/q09Uq

Here's blah blah blah running an insurance scam. He does not have a license.
https://archive.is/Zp5rx

Filing a DMCA, his weapon of choice.
https://www.chillingeffects.org/notices/1951830

His debut article on Ecommercebytes. With his rants.
http://www.ecommercebytes.com/C/blog/blog.pl?/pl/2013/8/1376501374.html
They banned him.

Want to know what was available to the public on his PPO appeal, COA Case Number 323130, ROBERT WOLCHEK V CHARLES WILLIAM FITCH III?
https://archive.is/SR7nQ
It's now hidden to the public.

And to Itchy, I did the first take down of seriousgamers https://archive.is/e4Dqp . Or was it the dozens of game reviewers that you stole content from?
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Have a good one everybody. Hope you'll let me back, because I have lots more.
 
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Is there any evidence that all these spastics orbiting Spastic Prime aren't just him schizoing up supporters and detractors to pad out his life?
 
How bizarre... He talks exactly like Chuck Fitch, presents us with claims that he would have no way of knowing (assuming they're true), he knows so much more bits of trivia about Chuck Fitch than we did before, and yet... He calls Chuck Fitch a scammer? Why, "scammer" to Chuck is like "naive" to Chris! Surely, friends, this is not our Chuck Fitch!
 
Itchy continues his lolcow posts on his stealth forums, with his last sock puppet post in April. But in his hidden paid areas, Itchy continues to rant and rave about the abuse he got from this site. He's plotting revenge. He also deletes those posts; typical. Itchy is terrified of y'all but continues to scan this forum, using Hidemyass. I was telling him 'hi.'

Chuck, do you call yourself Itchy because you have scabies?
 
Bernard
"Don't worry about starting off on the wrong foot. If you would just apologize in your next post about your confusing messages, I think most people would understand that it was a honest mistake.

Feel free to post any information that you want regarding Mr. Fitch. Fun fact: You can upload videos here, and he won't be able to remove them."


Seriously,

Sorry about that.


By the time I find Charles William Fitch IIi (Itchy) on a forum, it's dead. I make a survey marker post and check back days later for his response.

I come back here and instead of dead air, there's figurative floodlights, sirens, alarms, and the sounds of weapons. Thread has no posts but the residents haven't stopped watching.

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Don't shoot I'm Canadian ...
I'm not Itchy either. o.o

- How do I know so much?
Sun Tzu said
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.
If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

When you track vermin through the sewers they crawl through, you start to smell like them.

- Someone asked how to tell Itchy from everyone else.
Itchy is incapable of being subtle. He's thin skinned. He won't insult himself to garner posts.
He has no imagination. Call him Xerox.
He has lo to no impulse control. Prick him, he goes Rage Moron.
Itchy and Itchy's sock puppets praise him, throw childish insults, denounce his enemies, call everything about him lies, repeats he's telling the truth others are framing him, spams his scams, has elementary school English skills, favors talking in third person.

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- 'never been with a woman. He's is a virgin.'
He's been married, divorced, taken to the cleaners. Papers are WOW; public but not releasing to protect the innocent.
Don't think there's a Itchy IV. Thank God.
[LIE] He's still a virgin.
Or not. http://preview.tinyurl.com/mo2hewv That's his radio show forum. You know how he likes creating viewers.
He has other sexual fixations.

He has a thing about his sister inlaw. Posted earlier. She will not let him see her kids.

He's in the adult entertainment business. Garbage subbasement section.
Other forums posted he abused his models.
Itchy stalked his models. PPOs, personal protection orders, were served on him by his models. He's been to court, and lost.

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- Why write silly?
Itchy is obsessive and spends years stalking people. He will try to find me by searching phrases and whatever. Won't make it easy for him.
I know how to write, using proper grammar and style. I chose to not to write correctly. Bear with me.
[Fact or Lie] I want him spinning his wheels searching.

- Why call him Itchy?
Researching what he does makes my skin crawl. Others call him Fitchy, Fat B*, etcLOL.

- Obsessive much?
Edited results from experimental spider-worm; 'A Boy Named Sue.' What good are results when you don't publish them?

Have more. Breaking up content into separate posts, 'cause it's long.
Probably better ways to do this on Kiwi. Let me know.

Didn't mean to abuse this forum.

Next, Escorts, Stripers, and Drugs, oh my.
 
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To better know Itchy, sample his early days.

WARNING
Parts of post contain Mature Content. If you are a minor or wish to ignore graphic content, please skip this post. Thank you.

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Itchy’s escort service metrofineescorts was in business a long time.
No worrys, his website whois.domaintools.com/metrofineescorts.com is DEAD.

http://www.screenshots.com/metrofineescorts.com
metrofineescorts.com.hypestat.com
Domain Name: metrofineescorts.com
“Created on..............: 2002-05-15”

One of Itchy's hiring spams.

https://archive.is/Q688X
“Chuck
06-03-2002, 08:43 PM
Interested in making 3-1500 per call!.

Girls interested in covering these local areas for me need to contact me!.

Westland
Canton
Livonia
Garden City
Plymouth
Yipsi
Dearborn

If you can cover those areas, please email me at info@metrofineescorts.com

Itchy also owns escort service detroitbikinicarwash.
Local PD looks the other way. ;)
https://archive.is/9UAOg Or not.

Itchy 2007.
https://archive.today/Kiyur

He posted the "10-Stripclublist.com" comment.

He's loved, NOT.
Sampler
https://archive.today/pjuCp
https://archive.today/GMTwz
https://archive.today/iJ9kq
https://archive.today/yUeef
https://archive.today/COLwq

“thats bullshit fitch • 10/1/2007
#1 you say US when we all know there is only YOU. #2 you were asking for models on this STRIPPER website, so saying you don't use adult models does not make any sense at all. I've read all of the bulletins posted by these local people and it makes me wonder why 20 people or so would not like one guy or company (detroitbikinicarwash) if you are so innocent then why on earth do all of these people absoluelty HATE you, huh?”

“re:Fitch • 9/30/2007
Fitch has, from time to time, been a patron of Flight Club, so warning people that he is mentally unstable AND has PPO's out against him by women he has made lives a living hell would seem to pertain to this message board.”

“you think • 4/6/2007
the girls on his site are ugly? you should see him! omgood gawwwd he is fat mullet haired with a hairlip and thats the reason he is a stalker fucking nutcase its because he is so ugly and can't get close to any" "even if he paid for the”

“Re: Chuck • 4/1/2007
EVERY girl that has ever done anything for Chuck Fitch has regreted it. He is the biggest" "old" "scum bag.”

“its • 10/11/2007
that moron chuck fitch who comes on here and badmouths this club. he's mad because a bunch of the girls got him kicked out, even put flyers up of his fugly face so he started sneaking in calling himself another name. what a loser to be so hated by everyone. so he is the badmouthing punk here”

Attn Fitch; • 6/21/2008
Why don't you grow up and quit spamming these boards with your worthless BS ? Everyone knows what a scam artist you are, hell, one of the "escorts" you sell on your website has been dead over a year now!! If you're going to rip people off, at least use women's photo's who are still in the business, or for God's sake, still alive !!!”

@Itchy aka ebayisajoke, necrophillia much?

Itchy’s comments on his escort service.

https://archive.today/U0Ml6
“Re Metrofine • 7/4/2008
Sorry guy's, metrofine must close due to Michigan's economic conditionings. There is nothing more that we can do other than raise our rates and offer additional services. The only way that we can survive. This is our last and final plea for community help. Please join our site today, we need your money now. Our girls our standing by to lend you a hand.”

“Re Metro Escorts • 7/15/2008
We're sorry but we are currently closed due to some un
expected legal matters. You can read further details in todays
Detroit News. If you are looking for a refund on booked
deposits, contact us no later than friday, thank you. Chuck”

How stable is Itchy aka ebayisajoke?

Itchy's disability is part mental. DUHH.
(Unconfirmed Rumour) He's treated with multiple medications.
He illegally sells it,
(Unconfirmed Rumour) 'cause he doesn't use them. O.O

His public post.

https://archive.today/9cbsi
Zanix • 12/3/2010
“strippers need some zanix email me at maxelll3752 at “

It's Xanax not Zanix. Itchy doesn't realize he can't spell.

Itchy will whine to his laywers.
@ ebayisajoke, I'm providing a service on the internet.

Like Itchy the fake lawyer posted 2006.
http://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/641298-1000-5-days-2.html
"Too bad you can't goto jail for providing a service on the internet.. Whos going to perform the maranda rights? I'de like to know this.. Why does this board let all these stupid out of the country fags on here to threaten people about being put in jail!.. You must know nothing about Internet Laws.. it is un-policable here in the U.S Idiot!...

First of all you have to prove damages, 2nd of all, you have to have witnesses, and 3rdly I dont think any district Attourney's office or Attourney General is going to even bother reading your whining and complaining"

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Next, Sunday, Monday, GFY days.
 
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Sunday, Monday, GFY days.

From 2005 to 2011, Mr. Fitch spent time on the GFY site.
Here's a sample.

WARNING
Parts of this post contain Mature Content. If you are a minor or wish to ignore graphic content, please skip this post. Thank you.

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Some of his banned GFY IDs.
123designed
adrotations
blackflag
cf3752
clips4saletgp
darkman
detroitbikinicarwash
dvd420
icecreanman
maxelll3752
myspacehotty
pml3752
seo411
shemadeavideo
smv
smvcash
steve00
submitguy
tubephp
tuberants
urlhammer
websiteforsale

He loves "3752".
It's a special birthday; it's not his.
Sister issues is not the only family issue he has.
His parents live in another state. Deterrent buffer against civil filings and other issues?

Sample of GFY threads about Itchy or with Itchy. Docs on his activities, sites, him. Added few quotes.

The following list contains X Rated content.
Reader discretion advised.

2005 to 2011
gfy.com/showthread.php?t=449337&page=2
* /showthread.php?t=447379
* /showthread.php?t=450297
* /showthread.php?t=450146
* /showthread.php?t=450146&page=2
* /showthread.php?t=450697
* /showthread.php?t=447578
* /showthread.php?t=456932
* /showthread.php?t=457301&page=4
* /showthread.php?t=461679
* /showthread.php?t=482791&highlight=smvcash.com
* /showthread.php?s=ee2f22f851cd1cb2e3980b16ee202679&t=482791&highlight=smvcash.com&page=2
* /showthread.php?t=482791&highlight=smvcash.com&page=3
* /showthread.php?p=7733272
* /showthread.php?t=490080&highlight=smvcash
* /showthread.php?t=490080&highlight=smvcash&page=2
* /showthread.php?t=495431
* /showthread.php?p=7892968 2005
"I just talked to the owner of" "He says you were using stolen content." "I can't believe a scammer like you is calling someone else a scammer."
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"old news hes been in the picture before long long ago never pays, mainly rips of 18yo selling their camclips"
* /showthread.php?t=562792
* /showthread.php?t=562792&highlight=smvcash
* /sell-and-buy-forum/602774-logo.html
* /showthread.php?p=10279620
* /showthread.php?p=10410419#post10410419
* /fucking-around-and-program-discussion/634654-scammer-alert-maxelll3752-aka-smvcash-aka-cf3752-scammer-drama.html
* /showthread.php?p=10413201&posted=1#post10413201
* /showthread.php?t=639223
* /showthread.php?p=10562349&posted=1#post10562349
* /showthread.php?t=641298&page=2
* /showthread.php?p=10561014#post10561014
* /showthread.php?p=10412021
* /showthread.php?t=634654
* /showthread.php?t=641579 2006
"Well the people of Adult.com just did it!!!! They also banned me, but I had this other name to come in.. I will continue to come in under other Nics now. But people need to know to not use personal information or real IP's when signing up to these programs." Charles William Fitch IIi
* /showthread.php?p=10570227#post10570227
* /showthread.php?t=641298
* /showthread.php?s=28c19607031cebdf3ddca77564b774db&t=641298&page=2
* /showthread.php?t=646538
* /showthread.php?t=648583
* /showthread.php?t=651396
* /showthread.php?t=653235
* /showthread.php?t=604745&page=1
* /showthread.php?t=660046
* /showthread.php?t=675298
* /showthread.php?s=edf34ef1c16086ad885f341e79d7ed97&t=675298&page=2
* /showthread.php?t=125836
* /showthread.php?t=698064
* /showthread.php?p=11802155#post11802155
* /showthread.php?t=700144
* /showthread.php?t=700542
* /showthread.php?t=701576
* /showthread.php?t=701576&highlight=scam&page=2
* /showthread.php?t=704424
* /showthread.php?t=751517
* /sell-and-buy-forum/786507-looking-125x125-pr2-sites-6-months.html
* /sell-and-buy-forum/786479-selling-hard-link-spot-500uniq-daily-price-5-usd-day.html
* /showthread.php?t=806187
* /showthread.php?p=13793593
* /showthread.php?p=13795231
* /showthread.php?t=810276
* /showthread.php?t=808186&highlight=adrotations
* /showthread.php?p=13862463
* /fucking-around-and-program-discussion/815507-am.html
* /showthread.php?t=813976
* /showthread.php?t=814554
* /showthread.php?t=816084
* /showthread.php?p=13980723
* /showthread.php?t=818231
* /showthread.php?p=13989392 2008
"The outfit helps when I'm on stage and 15 girls are dancing near where I'm playing (yes I'm a middle aged rock star) see I do millions of things in my life more then what you can ever do. (I also have a pilots license to operate a small engine aircraft) that I worked over 6 months to get. (you can lookup Willow Run Airport on google) that is where I took my lessons in 2006." Charles William Fitch IIi
* /showthread.php?t=818520&highlight=URLHammer
* /showthread.php?p=14000021
* /showthread.php?p=14008955
* /fucking-around-and-program-discussion/820033-rich-porn-freak-post.html
* /showthread.php?p=14035155
* /showthread.php?p=13569863
* /showthread.php?t=820433
* /showthread.php?t=822478&highlight=richpornfreak
* /showthread.php?p=14325241
* /showthread.php?t=835238
* /showthread.php?p=10279620
* /showthread.php?t=840388
* /showthread.php?t=986428
* /showthread.php?p=17496894
* /showthread.php?t=990232
* /showthread.php?p=17563422
* /showthread.php?t=990266
* /showthread.php?t=990641
* /showthread.php?t=991716
* /showthread.php?t=994393
* /showthread.php?s=4cace5fbb30ec2041ab94a823dbf1d7a&t=994633&page=4
* /showthread.php?t=994633&page=5
* /showthread.php?t=994750
* /showthread.php?t=997627
* /showthread.php?t=997584
* /showthread.php?t=997765
* /showthread.php?s=d2e2d6f470180d59d7052134fb09b040&t=997765&page=2 2010
"His scheming can be traced back online almost 10 years now I didn't have to look very far into this to know it was him again, he's to" "stupid to not get caught. He leaves a trail behind him like he's been gutshot in the snow...."
"just a phonecall away from a beating"
* /showthread.php?s=3ef8087f768a84d46682c9591ac626c0&t=997765&page=3
* /showthread.php?t=998486
* /showthread.php?t=997205
* /showthread.php?t=1014498
gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1015804 2011
"if you follow the email addresses and user names far enough you can get back as far as 2002, when his name first started popping up for stalking strippers and other exciting shenanigans. He's been a scumbag internet phenomenon for almost a decade. Banned user names on GFY is probably pushing up more around 30 about now..."

Itchy remains in the adult business, in hiding, and woulda remained on GFY but KLOV pricked him.

KLOV has a section, 2010 to 2015, dedicated to Itchy.
http://forums.arcade-museum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=84

Itchy woulda remained on KLOV but y'all know that story with Joe and Rob Wolchek.


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Next, Guns and Knaves.
 
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Guns and Knaves.

Mr. Fitch has a thing for guns.

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(Unconfirmed Rumour) Itchy is tone deaf in one ear.
Tone deaf maybe not rumour.

(spoiler)(MEDIA=youtube)ncWg21CVBgY(/MEDIA)(/spoiler)
"eBayisaJoke
good luck, I don't go to strip clubs. lol"

It's a lie and the truth.
He doesn't go to strip clubs anymore.
He can't afford it, he's blacklisted, and
(Unconfirmed Rumour) he was causing a problem and was curbstomped. That's why half his face don't work too good. No report or charges filed.
(Unconfirmed Rumour) Afraid for his miserable life, he barricaded his doors, holed up in the bathroom, and was afraid to flush or shower 'cause he wouldn't hear them coming.

sniff
sniff

Diapers? He don't need no stinking diapers.
Why y'all think ebayisajoke creates sock puppets with stinky names?

http://www.legislature.mi.gov/(S(cd...g.aspx?page=GetObject&objectname=mcl-600-5805
REVISED JUDICATURE ACT OF 1961 (EXCERPT)
Act 236 of 1961
600.5805 Injuries to persons or property; period of limitations; “dating relationship” defined.
Sec. 5805.
(1) A person shall not bring or maintain an action to recover damages for injuries to persons or property unless, after the claim first accrued to the plaintiff or to someone through whom the plaintiff claims, the action is commenced within the periods of time prescribed by this section.
(2) Subject to subsections (3) and (4), the period of limitations is 2 years for an action charging assault, battery, or false imprisonment.

(Unconfirmed Rumour) Two years later,
2013, he started posting gun videos, and showing no ammunition.
What self respecting gun owner does a video of their weapon, without showing a box of ammunition?
Won't spam his vid links, but there are numbers on the case he shows, which should lead back to the owner.
(Unconfirmed Rumour) Someone illegally loaned Itchy the gun, but wasn't stupid enough to leave Itchy with ammunition.
(Unconfirmed Rumour) Itchy got a gun, won't say from who, but he has no permit to buy ammunition.

50 Caliber Desert Eagle At The Gun Range
“I like to go to the gun range sometimes on the weekend to shoot it up! Some of you that know me and I won't say who, knows that I ...” ebayisajokeonair aka ebayisajoke

Itchy's first gun video, featured in reporter Rob Wolchek's report http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23052681/wolchek-investigation-masked-internet-instigator, was stolen content. Content stolen from KGB65
(spoiler)(MEDIA=youtube)dtQOL-nBc50(/MEDIA)(/spoiler)

Itchy bragged KGB65 was too scared, ebayisajoke said something too colorful and moronic to repeat, to complain and can never take down Itchy's video 50 Caliber Desert Eagle At The Gun Range.

Ebayisajoke
Was
Wrong.

Ebayisajoke went into hiding.

sniff
sniff

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With permission, more later.
 
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