Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

There’s a pretty good theory about that deal, which could explain why the mom is involved. I think it was on Osana but I can’t find it.



Even after being kidnapped and tortured for days, when she is supposed to be mindbroken, her first concern is still blabbering to Senpai about J-pop.

For fuck sakes Alex, did you even test your game?

is the theory that the CEO and the Headmaster are secretly gay lovers?

 

[FurezoHarto]

Inb4 "It's ACKSHUALLY a v-slice, not a demo."


He later admitted he was going to do exactly this, just shart out a build with "finished" Osana and the "placeholder" models, which he does not intend to replace beyond basic reskins.

Okay but to be completely fair if people are gonna complain about that they have to complain about Apeis doing the same with his shitpost videos.

 

[Bananashi]

The demo doesn't even have a fully working non-buggy save feature.
Wasn't it supposed to represent what the game will play like when it's finished?
I'm not even mentioning the models and the look of the game in general which he said he would remake by the time the demo is released iirc

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

low effort meme

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Also should mention that Alex describes Ayano as someone who feels empty without Senpai, but doesn't necessarily enjoy it. He states that she wishes that she could fix her "condition" and that murdering people is something that she doesn't like very much, but has to do for her own good.

At this point, I don't think Ayano is even a Yandere since she lacks any cutesy front cover and doesn't even kill out of psychosis. She is just kuudere sociopath.

 

[FruityVitamens546]

Because Youtube said this is fine.

Spoiler: Yikes

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Is this happening for anyone else? It looks like a flash bang grenade went off.

That's obviously another defense measure that Alex implemented for Raiburu. Can't kill her if you can't see.

 

[SIGSEGV]

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low effort meme

Still more effort than Alex seems to have put into this demo.

 

[GlitchCloud / Sleep]

I fucking told yall most of this shit years ago and it just got fucking confirmed with this Osana video. Enjoy season 2 of the Yandere Simulator train because this is where it all goes to shit lmaooooo

 

[TyrasGuard]

The "demo" release in a nutshell

I mean, the game isn't even "so bad it's good" like say, Sonic 06' with the amount of laziness, bugs, glitches or stale voice acting.
I've also never seen voice acting that made me feel umcomfortable before, i can't explain it but it just does.

 

[GlitchCloud / Sleep]

I fucking told yall most of this shit years ago and it just got fucking confirmed with this Osana video. Enjoy season 2 of the Yandere Simulator train because this is where it all goes to shit lmaooooo

My favorite arch of season 2 of this shit is when the kickstarter fails and he slowly falls into a depression and the fans slowly catch on more and more until its just Adolfin & Cleveland who have been stalking me any time I mention this game because of my insider knowledge from my volunteer days for years to come. I'll milk this shitshow more another time. Now is the time to compile.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Btw, what's the verdict of asskisser squad?
I bet Cleeveland is ready to deliver his finest rimjob to Alex right now.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Outside of the buggy menu, the rest of the game works and I was able to play it.

And almost immediately, I found out how to kill Osana at the beginning of the day and get away with it lol.

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How long before Alex changes things around due the code being cracked too early and too easily by his standards?

I've read the most of the Wiki, saw all of the Sakura content, and played a good chunk of the game, so I could give a general outline of the story:
Main Characters

1. Mr. Saikou - Current CEO of the worlds largest corporation, Saiko Corp/Inc?
2. Megami Saikou - The final rival and the CEOs daughter.
3. Ayano Aishi (Main character) - "YanChan", the batshit insane serial killer girl you play as.
4. Headmaster - School administrator for something like 25/35 years (A long time)
5. Kencho Saikou - Younger brother of Megami and oldest sibling. Son of Mr. Saikou
6. Senpai (Taro Yamada) - The main dude that you are attempting to manipulate into being your husbando
7. Ayano's Mother - Was in the school in the 1980s. Committed various murders and got her version of Senpai, giving birth to Ayano as a result.

Now here is where the story begins:

• Saikou Corporation exists because of a grudge that Megami's grandfather held against the rest of the world.
• This grudge stems from his extreme nationalism and witnessing firsthand the bombing of Japan by the US in WWII, and watching his friends die before him.
• This nationalism is so great that he voluntarily joined a drafting Japanese military to fight for his country, during a bloody and intense war.
• Angry at the world, he sets out to create the largest corporation and spread the Japanese way across the planet, in a "revenge" attempt against everyone who wronged his great nation.
• He manages to succeed at this, creating the largest company in the world, but realizes that his plan won't work because Japan is already loved by a majority of the planet for its cultural and entertainment significance, and spreading its influence isn't really possible at this point.
• He gives up on his plan for world domination and idles around for some time before handing the company off to his son, the character known as Mr. Saikou.
• But before this, the grandfather opens a school, the Academy, as a "CEO training ground" for his son and grandchildren, putting the Headmaster in charge (We don't know his significance yet)
• In the first few years, the 1980s, Ayano's mother enters the school and goes on a similar serial killing spree, causing the Headmaster to fall into a deep depression while his schools reputation tanks and no closure is met. The headmaster becomes fat, turns into a bathroom-filming pedophile, and created the tapes (Headmaster tapes) as a coping mechanism.
• Jumping to recent times, Megami is being trained by her father to be the next CEO of their company, and is being enrolled at the school. She, the Headmaster, and the current CEO know that Ayano is at the school, but by the order of the CEO, the Headmaster is not to intervene.
• It is because of this deal that nothing changes about the school when you murder students. The only actual changes are when you either kill enough students that the school legally cannot continue operating, or a student council member which pisses off Megami greatly and she ends up having cameras and metal-detectors installed in the school.
• The no-intervening deal is because of a strange relationship between the Headmaster and the CEO, and its also hinted that Ayano's mother is involved in this as well, somehow.
• No idea of the significance of Senpai (Taro) yet, but he is somehow related to all of this.
• It was said by Alex a few weeks ago that the lore goes back to the 1700s... Nothing on this yet.
• The student council has its own lore, but it isn't related to this, so I'll leave it out. Their significance is nothing more than students at the school that Megami was friends with/recruited.
• Haven't included Kencho yet since nothing has been said about him, but he holds a massive grudge against his sister as he feels inferior to her. Its likely you'll be able to collude with him late in the game to kill/get rid of her.

There is a bit more that I'll include later, but this is the jist of it. Angry Japanese WWII veteran creates company to take over the world, but ultimately is defeated. He creates the school as a "CEO training ground" for his son and later grandchildren. Headmaster is appointed, and a bit later in time Ayano's mother comes into the school and murders people. This makes the headmaster depressed as his schools reputation falls, but she gets away with it, and in the case of Ayano herself, he can't do anything about it.
Also should mention that Alex describes Ayano as someone who feels empty without Senpai, but doesn't necessarily enjoy it. He states that she wishes that she could fix her "condition" and that murdering people is something that she doesn't like very much, but has to do for her own good.

That's....a lot more lore than I was expecting for this game. Was Alex ashamed at how simpe the concept of Yandere Simulator was? Also, since I haven't played either of them, does anyone know if this info dump contains any Hitman or Persona tendencies?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

At this point, I don't think Ayano is even a Yandere since she lacks any cutesy front cover and doesn't even kill out of psychosis. She is just kuudere sociopath.

Spoiler: Sperging

actually not even that because the whole "dere" suffix is from "deredere" which means something like "bubbly, sweet (in temperament)" yandere means yan (part of the word for "mentally ill") and "dere", kuudere is "cool" and "dere", so Ayano is more like... kuuyan, yankuu, something stupid like that.

ETA: Even more sperging, being genuinely cute and killing out of psychosis is called yangire, or "mentally ill" and "snap".

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

How long before Alex changes things around due the code being cracked too early and too easily by his standards?

That's....a lot more lore than I was expecting for this game. Was Alex ashamed at how simpe the concept of Yandere Simulator was? Also, since I haven't played either of them, does anyone know if this info dump contains any Hitman or Persona tendencies?

No no, see he’s just been sitting around for 6 years coming up with tons and tons of ideas and then never bothering to implement them. Which is why his lore is shit and changes all the time and he already has a retro mode ideas planned for the game before bothering to do anything of substance on the original.
Edit: and as a SMT fangirl I see no Persona resemblances past things happening in a high schoo- oh wait they’re 18+. If there are any Persona themes they’ve been horribly butchered And his excuse for Persona inspiration will probably be something like... “Well they both have a calendar and you have to get stuff done within a certain timeframe of days!!”

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

My favorite arch of season 2 of this shit is when the kickstarter fails and he slowly falls into a depression and the fans slowly catch on more and more until its just Adolfin & Cleveland who have been stalking me any time I mention this game because of my insider knowledge from my volunteer days for years to come. I'll milk this shitshow more another time. Now is the time to compile.

Well, that was definitely the longest Season 1 I've ever seen.
Unfortunately, he has so many kid supporters I wouldn't be surprised if the Kickstarter actually succeeded cuz all those kids got access to their parents' credit cards and then Alex would run with the money and then YS would be considered the longest running video game scam and we'd never see Alex again cuz he bought a harem of sex dolls for himself.

 

[FurezoHarto]

Epic Meal Dev helped too? What?

 

[TyrasGuard]

Spoiler: Sperging

actually not even that because the whole "dere" suffix is from "deredere" which means something like "bubbly, sweet (in temperament)" yandere means yan (part of the word for "mentally ill") and "dere", kuudere is "cool" and "dere", so Ayano is more like... kuuyan, yankuu, something stupid like that.

This is not even a yandere, my only theory is that he watched Mirai Nikki once and thought yanderes are just girls that go from zero to murderous rampage over a guy they orbit. The protagonist seems more as a simp rather than a yandere.

Spoiler: Sperg time!

There is a game called Crimsom Gray which has a dumb fucking plot but the main heroine is a deranged lunatic that does crazy stuff for you. You can see (especially in the second game where you play as her) or at least understand the internal thought process that leads her to do crazy stuff and how she twists every situation to make it look like his boyfriend is in danger and decides that she needs to eliminate people who might pose a threat. It's funny because you see the crazy situations she pictures in her head and how extreme her thought process is. It's like she would cut an entire tree down just because her senpai might run into it and hurt his nose or something. It's ridiculous but the contrast from going between a cute girl to an obsessive and compulsive one has charm to it.

Yanderes are perfect for dark comedy situations but since Alex is a shitty writer he took the worst approach to it which is a serious and edgy approach, if i had to compare it to something i'd compare it to Shadow the Hedgehog levels of bad where the game tries really hard to be serious but the writing, the acting and the visuals just make the experience range from goofy to umcomfortable as fuck.

 

[Random Internet Person]

At this point, I don't think Ayano is even a Yandere since she lacks any cutesy front cover and doesn't even kill out of psychosis. She is just kuudere sociopath.

No no, see he’s just been sitting around for 6 years coming up with tons and tons of ideas and then never bothering to implement them. Which is why his lore is shit and changes all the time and he already has a retro mode ideas planned for the game before bothering to do anything of substance on the original.

I'm reminded of two things In the RWBY thread that may fit here in terms of description:

• What happens when you treat anime as a genre instead of a medium and try to make something "as anime as possible"
• Imagine if someone had the budget and resources to turn their shitty webcomic into an animated series (or a video game in this case)

 

[SIGSEGV]

Epic Meal Dev helped too? What?

I've seen that style of spinning credits before! Gainax used them for the credits midway through The End of Evangelion. $50 says Alex got the idea from that.