🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Crystal Golem]

When the child is born, the real harvest begins. The third man emerges from Fai Fai's loins.
Behold! For unto us a child is born!
Cornelius Ralph
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"And on the day the Third Man came into this world true terror was known. For in the past the aylawg was needed of the same things as mortal man. To The Third Man sleep was unknown and his cries did ring amongst the halls of ralph and did rent asunder his passout schedule. The third man was constrained not by computer screen or mother's basement and he did freely piss in the face of the gunt and did so laugh in great mirth at the outcome. The Third Man paid not the gunt for the chance to mug him off but indeed the gunt was forced to pay for the tiny king while wiping the shit from his very trousers."

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Are we all ready to see PPP's numbers on tonight's Kayfabe Kino Nuke BTFO out of Ralph's Dlive botted numbers?

 

[TherapyMan]

He's not capable of providing for himself

The man can't even clean his room.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Here @theralph you need to read this. Clean your room bucko.

 

[Postal Pippa]

The man can't even clean his room.

Poor Ade, feeling so unclean in a 34 year olds mans room in his mothers house that she had to clean it just to feel right.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Here @theralph you need to read this. Clean your room bucko.

WASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS, RALPH!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ralph switched to styrofoam cups. I think he said it was because they were cheaper. I find it hilarious that he felt the need to inform the audience.

Nah we figured out that with a pyscho like faith you need to baby proof everything so she doesn't cut herself. I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph took the laces out of her brother's shoes.

I think it's safe to assume Ralph wants her documents so he can marry her asap so he has a stronger defense should this go to court.

That's why he was in court last Thursday I believe.

Is Po streamsniping?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

WASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS, RALPH!

He would have to find it first, its hiding in a hole of gunt and mold.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Holy shit, @Jester69. I'm officially scared of that Power Gunt dude.
Just imagine if Ralph somehow harnesses the power of the gunt just like that guy. It would be a world ending scenario.
Don't scare us like that again.

 

[buying gf]

Nah we figured out that with a pyscho like faith you need to baby proof everything so she doesn't cut herself. I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph took the laces out of her brother's shoes.




That's why he was in court last Thursday I believe.

Is Po streamsniping?

Yes

 

[GameDevAnon]

Poor, sad Virgin Phantom Organization with no Solid State Drive @Jester69.

 

[Crystal Golem]

PO talking about Ralph being a "reverse king midas"

 

[GameDevAnon]

Wow, Ralph is really going bald. Look at the growth patterns on the top of his head. His hair is thin as fuck on top.

EDIT:
We'll know he read this if he puts a hat on later in the stream. LOL.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan's big brained move is to slander Biden as a pedo. What a dumb fuck

 

[GameDevAnon]

Ethan's big brained move is to slander Biden as a pedo. What a dumb fuck

To be fair, it's not slander. Sniffy likes the young uns.
But it's a lame move on Ralph's part, I agree.

 

[buying gf]

Ethan's big brained move is to slander Biden as a pedo. What a dumb fuck

Ralph thinks that would work well for Trump because it's what he thinks works for himself. How many times has he called Null a pedo?

 

[MeltyTW]

To be fair, it's not slander. Sniffy likes the young uns.
But it's a lame move on Ralph's part, I agree.

its not morally yeah. i cant even fathom how fast trump would fall in the polls and in legal struggles from that though

Ralph thinks that would work well for Trump because it's what he thinks works for himself. How many times has he called Null a pedo?

lol i love that hes now forced to love pedos because of his e daddy dax

 

[Mulp]

Someordinarygamer...pls go after Ethan Ralph. Please.

Edit: Who ever believes that Ethan was "JUST TRYIN' TO MAKEA STATEMENT WIF MAH JOKE" is an idiot. This fat fuck used a black man's death for his shitty joke.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ooooh boy cant wait to make some vids with this!

 

[Civilizing Forces]

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Ooooh boy cant wait to make some vids with this!

I cant wait