-how did she manage to make an ET quote sound creepier than it actually was in the movie i HATE when she does voices. id take lip smacking over the voices
-another delightful time when we get to watch her set up her eating trough
-she just has to mention that peetz got a double patty burger while she just got a dainty single
-she got cajun fries and peetz probably got regular but she doesnt bother to say
-peetz needs more salt when i know damn well five guys burgers are already saturated in it
-shes mixing mayo and ketchup into a fry dip bc shes a heathen
-she does some kind of weird bird-like hum at the first bite, probably the mating call of her people
-followed immediately by a shh tic, so we know shes already wet over this meal
-come to think of it thats how we know her cookings not that great bc she shh'es more at fast food
-she has gas pains in her shoulder. thats indigestion probably. or a heart attack. maybe we'll get an er vid like alr is so fond of
-i hate the weird poses she does so she can choose a thumbnail later, she looks psychotic
-she mustard, mayo, AND bbq sauce on that burger jesus christ she must have 1500 calories a day in sauce alone how WET does your food need to be? not a dry gorl here
-shes not a "breakfast person", which isnt hard to achieve when you wake up at 4pm every day
-they are absolutely shoveling these burgers down and i hate it
-sperging from peetz about dead comic book people rip chad tho
-chantal cannot believe anyone would quietly battle cancer instead of using it for attention
-peetz is sitting lower so chantal can hide her bald spot off camera i bet. of course it hides his too so win/win
-so now shes not only making up stories shes also making up dreams and telling us those too and even THEN she can only come up with boring shit about shopping
-chantal is a fucking karen even in her dreams and thinks everyone else is too
-she has a recurring dream where she fails school, wonder what inspired that lmao
-chantal thinks you cant die in dreams (bc you die FOR REAL probably)
-shes so huge that peetz is shoved mostly out of frame now
-peetz doesnt even get laid in his dreams i mean wow
-he dropped a pickle and she scarfed it but tried to make it a joke like she doesnt wait on bated out-of-breath for his leftovers
-muses that she shouldve asked first but she knew he wouldnt want it and he refuses to play along
-holy fuck she really stole his pickle slice when she had a whole fucking jar of pickles next to her the food aggression is REAL
-shes mad that peetz isnt as obsessed with food as she is. this wont be any kind of wake-up call at all of course
-shes trying frantically to think of something to say to peetz bc shes not done eating yet and he is
-"after i clean up im going to (binge) be binge watching "i am a killer" "
-peetz talks about comics and star trek again while chantal pretends briefly to give a shit (also hes wrong about which movies are better)
-she managed to pick an outfit that makes her sad tits look even smaller somehow and i wonder how she got it on since it doesnt look like material that stretches
-peetz is an ambidextrous vulcan or something
-her laugh shakes the table since her gunt is pressed right up against it
-return of 'beez'
-"thats his milkshake face" god he is definitely on the spectrum somewhere
-"you broke me, hanging out with you broke my brain" and his back probably, but this is the most honest hes been i think
-she thinks people like her or put up with her bc shes cute, but peetz wont throw her a bone lmao
-confirms that chantal actually does think shes not hideously ugly
-she definitely could only eat one five guys burger, okay maybe two but that is IT definitely not seven
-shes usually full after eating five guys, but only bc she has another meal first. but we dont know what she does off camera
-points out again that peetz had a double bc hes not svelte and dainty like SHE is with her pre-burger meal meals
-"asthma runs in my family" thats the only thing that runs in your family ba dum tss. also thats not asthma thats the fat crowding your lungs and probably causing that shoulder pain
-she treats us with a tard laugh several times like she seriously sounds like a special ed field trip bus
-"unlike you i dont wanna sound weird" um, okay peetz
-"drinking milky things makes your spit thick" its probably the plaque on your teeth try fucking brushing
-he will not play along and its making her mad. he probably got spanked after this, or she took one of his toys away
-"speaking of fat canadian celebrities" hah fuck get her peetz
-"ryan reynolds is just a weird guy" lack of self-awareness is a tism trait too right
-shes high right
-"i wonder what its like to live with me" awful and smelly im sure but go off i guess
-*weird fucking cat noises*
-"living with you is just a constant stream of inexplicable noises" those are the diarrhea echos in the bathroom peetz
-i cant tell if that noise was a tic or not but i hated it and shes gonna "lenny" those cats one day
-shes talking about thanking god for her cats and burps in the middle of it bc god loves a dainty gorl
-she makes a feeble attempt to make a superhero joke and get on peetz level and hes not having it
-"need to take this eyemakup off" bc shes probably had it on for a week. maybe wash your nasty hair too
-and thats where we end i guess