🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Guys, the little addition ethan lives in and junks up, its a little dangling gunt!
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I REPEAT ETHAN LIVES IN A FUCKING GUNT
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Delicious Diversity said:
Also look how close he lives to the hospital:
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It's within walking distance, what is that, a two minute drive? Yet he still gives his mum shit for needing trips to dialisis. What a lazy shit.
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I think it's a major red flag for a woman if your potential husband tell his own mom he lives with to "Call an Uber"

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Faith gunt water breaks and is in labor Ralph says "THATS NAWT TRUU! CALL A UBER".

Or "ITS NAWT DUUUUUUEEEE"
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
I think it's a major red flag for a woman if your potential husband tell his own mom he lives with to "Call an Uber"

9 months later

Faith gunt water breaks and is in labor Ralph says "THATS NAWT TRUU! CALL A UBER".

Or "ITS NAWT DUUUUUUEEEE"
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You guys are acting like Fai is going to be able to bring it to term. Look at the track marks on her legs. She'd have one of those deformed meth babies that live for a week then die of the dozen different genetic disorders its got.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Also look how close he lives to the hospital:
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It's within walking distance, what is that, a two minute drive? Yet he still gives his mum shit for needing trips to dialisis. What a lazy shit.
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i know nothing of veteran hospitals but just in case heres other hospitals, one is only 15 minutes from ethan and the furthest hospital within his proximity (of which there are several within less than an hour) was only 22 minutes away
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The requirements to get a job as a new CS grad are pretty simple, either remember the basics of something you learned in school (most likely from a 4th year elective) that your employer would find useful and/or be someone that's easy and enjoyable to work with. 95% of new CS grads don't know anything that employers will find useful; most employers know that and expect you to learn on the job
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Could it be true? The stars have aligned?🌞🌃💫 The galaxy has centered?☄🌌✨ The planets and the moons are in position?🌏🌑🌘
The cosmos is arrayed perfectly...
...brothers... is another Pillstream upon us? :cunningpepe:
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We could only be so lucky. I feel like he's trying his hardest not to get blitzed on stream. It's gonna take something mega, man.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Something basic bitch like the pinout of an RJ-45... Or ask him to explain what floating point math is without google.
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And since we know Shannon sweeps reads this thread, it’d be best to ask him for a through explanation, since he’d probably just look it up now to prepare. Also Gator, please don’t use the top google answer; at least make our job of shitting on you somewhat interesting.
 
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MeltyTW said:
i know nothing of veteran hospitals but just in case heres other hospitals, one is only 15 minutes from ethan and the furthest hospital within his proximity (of which there are several within less than an hour) was only 22 minutes away
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You almost certainly wouldn't go to a VA hospital unless you had some kind of military benefits
 
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You almost certainly wouldn't go to a VA hospital unless you had some kind of military benefits
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ah, poor mama ralph then, anything out of waddling distance and she either scrapes some change from under the hoard to call an uber or she fucking dies and withers unseen underneath the piles of filth and refuse
 
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gran_autismo said:
Let's hope so, or else @Jester69 may never truly be freed of the dark curse.
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Inshallah Allah is on our side today.

Vetti said:
When Gator returns to the Killstream, somebody please call in and hit him with compsci questions that somebody who majored should know.
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Here is a question any CS major should be able to answer: What is a pointer?
 
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Sharp Dressed Klan said:
The requirements to get a job as a new CS grad are pretty simple, either remember the basics of something you learned in school (most likely from a 4th year elective) that your employer would find useful and/or be someone that's easy and enjoyable to work with. 95% of new CS grads don't know anything that employers will find useful; most employers know that and expect you to learn on the job
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I was under the impression Gator was going to a community college and getting some sort of 2 year associates, or was taking classes to get a certification.
 
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