It has been a very long time
since I last did this, but I like to monitor Chantal's followers from time to time, to get a feel for what kind of moron actually
likes the filthy, fat slob.
Last time, it appeared that about 80% of her viewers were women. Most were middle aged and obese, trending toward the lower end of the socio-economic ladder. The average IQ appeared to be a shade below average. Very few people seemed to have a sense of humor. A few seemed genuinely disturbed. Most had saved playlists of weight loss stuff and new age type junk, which also held true for those with no uploads.
A year and a half has passed, and many changes have taken place. So here is the long-awaited Part Two of "Get to Know Chantal's Fans"
To make this as legitimate of a cross section as I can, I will simply work my way down her Top Comments, and profile anyone who has an upload to his or her channel. If there is nothing uploaded, I will skip them. This is the same method I used last time. Last time, I used her most recent community post, but since the most recent post is ancient, I decided to use her latest video. It hardly matters anyway...
Get to Know Chantal's Fans! (Part 2 of a very irregular series)
11.
Nikkie B: Unfortunately, my own screening method outlined above means we start with an individual we can't see or get much of a read on. Her only video shows her force-feeding lemons to a baby. At first, it seems innocuous, and the baby seems to like the lemon. But it goes on far too long, as Nikkie (off camera) tries to insert lemon wedges into the baby's closed mouth.
Personality: not too bright
Appearance: N/A, but the grandkid is filthy
Humor: thinks force feeding lemons to a baby is funny
12.
Weight Loss With Wren: Fat chick with the same death-rattle LifeByJen has in her voice. In this video, she confesses that she has not been keeping up her food journal or exercising, and then goes on to explain why she quit Weight Watchers. Weight Watchers was working great for her; she stayed on a diet for months. However, it stressed her out, so she quit. Now starting a new diet!
Personality: Very Jen-like, and fulla excuses. Boring as hell.
Appearance: Obese, with acne. Not
ugly, but...
Humor: none evident
13.
jungle juice: Another questionable guardian of children, we have a terrifying video with filters... I am apparently the very first viewer for both of her video uploads. The other one is pretty scary too. I can't quite get a read on her, but something is definitely a little off here... The kid in the linked video looks ready to cry.
Personality: possibly psychotic (?) or just very dumb
Appearance: looks awful with filters
Humor: possibly psychotic (?) or just very dumb
14.
TeamDaveAndMon: Former deathfatty, lost a lot of weight on Keto. Says she "teaches" keto on YouTube. Has 11K subscribers, but only gets 70 views per video. Believes in angels intervening in worldly affairs, Has stalkers. Also claims she is reaching the allowable limit for Facebook friends, and it is bumming her out. Seems very caffeinated.
Personality: she would drive me insane, but not as bad as most of Clotso's followers
Appearance: a little disturbing.
Humor: doesn't seem to have much, just very chatty
15.
Linda Justlinda: We don't get to see more than a fat, edema-swollen hand patting a parcel that has just arrived, but from the hand alone, she must be a monster. She is so excited because in the parcel is the journal she ordered!! She is so thrilled, because as soon as she had seen this journal, she knew it had to be hers!! Another deathfatty with journals... It turns out to be a tacky "prayer journal", just as lame as you'd expect.
Personality: prayerful but dumb
Appearance: has fat and discolored hands
Humor: too grateful to God for humor
16.
JustKhristene: Remarkably, we are only six Chantal-fans in, and we have the third woman being mean to a child. The linked video is just a harmless but disgusting shit-related prank that Clotso would be amused by. Not too original; this is the third variation of the same prank I've stumbled across, and it kind of is a fail here. In another video, she has her kid drink apple cider vinegar. Her videos, like the others, aren't abusive. They are just...weirdly unsettling. Usually does ASMR or make-up tutorials. What Chantal's channel might be if she weren't a glutton.
Personality: likes to prank her kid
Appearance: looks ok with makeup; not fat
Humor: despite her pranks, she normally seems humorless
17.
macgrrl: I think this is a troon, but I'm not sure. Whatever it is, it is lonely. Not much to go by, but its only friend in life seems to be a stuffed dog that sings pop songs. Not very articulate. It does seem to have an interest in guitar tutorials. Video isn't even worth opening.
Personality: not bright, sounds annoying
Appearance: unknown
Humor: this is a lame attempt at humor that fails
18.
Marmaze: Chantal ought to watch her burger-eating video. It is like a Chantal video; she uses a awkward angle and drops food everywhere. She shoves the burger in our faces after every bite. There is little of substance said about anything, just a lot of "mmmm" type utterances. Unlike Chantal though, at least this chick is not fat and kinda attractive (except her eating ruins it). She emits some very disgusting burps toward the end. I would say she is clearly inspired by our heroine, except her video is from years ago.
Personality: boring and vapid
Appearance: okay features and body, but looks a little unclean
Humor: not much evident
19.
Kayley ASMR: ASMR has gotten as diluted by phonies and amateurs and losers like Chantal that it has become too cringy to take seriously anymore. As far as ASMR stuff goes, Kayley isn't bad at it; she seems to have to basic concept down, even if she's a bit more vapid than most good ones. So, as much as I wanted to say something nasty about her, I really can't. But who needs more of this shit anyway? At least the portion of her face she reveals is cute.
Personality: gives me the tingles
Appearance: might be kinda hot, but not sure of her age so I will say no more
Humor: who can tell? She only whispers.
20.
Xena A: Chunky, not especially sharp young woman attempts to go about her day blindfolded in her lone video upload. She doesn't seem especially weird or anything, but her video goes on too long and her conclusions were a little predictable ("I could have used a guide dog and a cane") . Not very articulate; trips over her own sentences. SJW-oriented.
Personality: bland
Appearance: overweight but not morbidly obese
Humor: takes herself very seriously
Alas, this batch of Chantal fans was a little less colorful than the last batch. It was harder to find ten commenters who had any uploads than it was last time. There seemed to be a higher ratio of women now than there was last time (except for the troon, everyone was female this time). The ratio of failed dieters seems about the same. I was a bit surprised by the "prank the children" videos being so common among our sample. Overall, about what I expected.
'. And before I could even get the thought out of my mouth he says it for me; 'yea.. you keep telling yourself that'. Finally someone said it to her face! And you can tell she wasn't happy with that with the way she smacks the spoon against her mayo container. She quickly changes the subject and then let's loose this abominable noise to signal her 'fullness'. She states that she's full, but then doubles back to say that she's not 'really full' because she didn't eat something before as she's darting her eyes all over and especially at James as if to signal to him to give her more fries or to magically make more food appear out of thin air.
(at least not as hard as Chinny).
