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Nypical Haterade Comment said:
Phil bought comics in the 90’s at the peak of the spectator bubble where people bought every issue #1 thinking they would be worth a lot of money one day. Considering that he only wanted the Wolverine toy because it was rare and valuable tells me that a he was probably collecting comics because he thought he could make more money one day.
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does phil own comics? sure. I'm just sayin, a guy who can't even name all 4 robins, prolly not a big comic reader at any point in his life.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
The Dave meme is just stupid tbh. All it does for me is confuse Phil with his dad, whose name is Dave.
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From what I remember tevins story is someone called dsp dave once when giving him money and he was kinda annoyed by it, the black man is also under the assumption that dsp really likes it when people call him by his first name, he likes to point out when dsp is quoting someone in any context he will often say phil when the person simply called him by his screen name.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
From what I remember tevins story is someone called dsp dave once when giving him money and he was kinda annoyed by it, the black man is also under the assumption that dsp really likes it when people call him by his first name, he likes to point out when dsp is quoting someone in any context he will often say phil when the person simply called him by his screen name.
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That makes the Andy Dick name that much funnier.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
Another retcon: Anyone in the chat who talks about the vest is only there to stir up drama and troll.

It's not possible for a regular viewer to talk about it when his stream is all about it.
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Haha he generated for himself his own catch-22, how true to form. Doesn't want to hit the goal early because then he has to dress like a fag for hours while people laugh at him. Doesn't want to hit it too late because then people will derail his live personalized video game tip line/ego support system by talking about a subject that isn't him thereby forcing him to wrangle the chat.

These grapes are so sour but I just can't stop eating them, I dunno about you guys.
 
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Tonight’s stream is already off to a great, positive start.

The pig literally started his stream addressing the Hassan theory: that this random Twitch employee named Hassan was protecting him while the detractors asked on Twitter for confirmation where Hassan publicly denied he wasn’t. Phil has no idea who this guy is, obviously, and mentally ill shitheads are once again making shit up to stir the pot. Therefore, we’ve been debunked and are all mentally insane.

He then instantly switches the conversation by literally threatening viewers and paypigs to stop constantly talking about the Vest Streak as demonstrated by Monday’s mass purge where multiple people were sent off to the Netherworld. Everybody who jokes or mentions the Vest too consistently is on thin ice apparently (unless you donate, then you’re good... until you don’t).

The Vest Streak is already being retconned with claims of “behind the scenes” sabotage attempts by nudnik detractors who hate the Vest and everything it embodies, especially the “success and income” it has meant for Phil. So be prepared for the pig to blame us for the end of the Vest Streak as he’ll claim we’re responsible for it. Also, Phil seems to be aware that OIC is a turbo autistic troll and seems to be annoyed by the fact that one of the few people who consistently gives him money is “trolling” him at the same time.

You know, for a dude who obviously read my post yesterday and multiple posts by various people on these forums who were just shitting on him for his “success,” the pig truly reads, hears, and sees only whatever information his gin-addled brain wants him to retain. Nobody on these boards fucking care you’re making $200 a day Phil. I earn and lose such amounts every few minutes in the stock market. Success is contextual and from my perspective, you’re a loser who scams emotionally and physically deranged incels on a daily basis. This isn’t my idea of success but it’s my idea of hell. This narrative is getting old and tired, it’s been debunked. We’re actually enjoying the show and the real cabal of autists who are donating money to see you dance.
 
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You'd have to pay me so much more than $100 to wear that platinum autism vest on a live stream with an audience, or to be photographed in it.

Is there a less dignified job in the world than what Phil does for a dollar? I've been racking my brain trying to think of one. Even annoying mimes in the park at least have anonymity. What would his parents say if they saw footage of him e-begging?

If it were happening to someone other than Phil it would be tragic.
 
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MoonRocker said:
The Vest Streak is already being retconned with claims of “behind the scenes” sabotage attempts by nudnik detractors who hate the Vest and everything it embodies, especially the “success and income” it has meant for Phil. So be prepared for the pig to blame us for the end of the Vest Streak as he’ll claim we’re responsible for it. Also, Phil seems to be aware that OIC is a turbo autistic troll and seems to be annoyed by the fact that one of the few people who consistently gives him money is “trolling” him at the same time.
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Wait...huh? We're upset about the Vest Streak symbolizing success and income?
Phil explicitly told us that the money he's made off of it isn't substantial. That it has to go to his taxes and all that noise. He can still barely afford new game consoles! He's not a big-time streamer, he's one of the little guys.
Silly mentally ill morons!
 
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MoonRocker said:
You know, for a dude who obviously read my post yesterday and multiple posts by various people on these forums who were just shitting on him for his “success,” the pig truly reads, hears, and sees only whatever information his gin-addled brain wants him to retain. \
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This is like the 2nd or 3rd instance within the past few months where Phil clearly read what you wrote. I'm willing to bet that if someone were to show up in his chat with your name (you can throw in Nigel too), then you would be LIMB'd despite him claiming that he doesn't follow or read what we say

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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Dave barely reacted at all to that whale. He didn't have that usual shiteating grin he can't hide when he sees dollars signs. He seemed bored reading out the tip message.
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You can tell that he was irritated that he had to go into OT again and that chat was enjoying it. He was LIMB'ing a few people before quickly fucking off to his gin wife. I'm expecting another speech in his prestream tomorrow about this shit and more stuff about the vest as he did tonight. As other people have speculated several times since this started, the vest is going to end because of Phil being Phil. He's going to find a way to fuck it up

He hates that his late streams have been going into OT much more frequently recently and correct me if I'm wrong as I don't pay any fucking attention when Phil announces his schedule so he may have given an autistic reason for it, but him flip-flopping Mario and Batman might be his way of trying to get the night stream tips early. In his mind, paper mario is the slow game while Batman is the "fast" one with regards to tips, but no, it's just that he has more time to beg for shekels during the day than when he's "playing" at night.
 
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Phil has lost control of the stream - the one area of his pathetic little life where he gets to feel big and in control - begrudgingly forced to stream overtime, and can no longer just clock off whenever he likes. It has also shown even to the few people who actually support him that his income is from a handful of whales, and that most people in his chat think he's an e-begging clown.

If the streak doesn't end organically, I think he's only days away from tanking it on purpose, likely with some pignosis debunking/retcon like "alotapeepul" told him it was getting stale.
 
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behind_the_scenes_begging said:
Phil has lost control of the stream - the one area of his pathetic little life where he gets to feel big and in control - begrudgingly forced to stream overtime, and can no longer just clock off whenever he likes. It has also shown even to the few people who actually support him that his income is from a handful of whales, and that most people in his chat think he's an e-begging clown.

If the streak doesn't end organically, I think he's only days away from tanking it on purpose, likely with some pignosis debunking/retcon like "alotapeepul" told him it was getting stale.
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I'm more surprised he hasn't snapped, gone full on Karen and blow up at his chat...
 
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