🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Iroha Isshiki]

View attachment 1567687

When Ethan is late to his show tonight, know that it's because he's squeezing in as much Faith-mandated Kingdom Hearts time as possible.

HAHAHAHA He really is keeling over to Fai Fai

 

[MeltyTW]

View attachment 1567687

When Ethan is late to his show tonight, know that it's because he's squeezing in as much Faith-mandated Kingdom Hearts time as possible.

Spoiler

I knew not hoarding sad ralphs was a mistake

 

[Glade Candles]

PO is live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09XUdR6mak

 

[Shady Attorney]

When Ethan is late to his show tonight, know that it's because he's squeezing in as much Faith-mandated Kingdom Hearts time as possible.

Just to let everyone know, this is what Ethan’s spending time with Faith playing

 

[2021Murder]

View attachment 1567687

When Ethan is late to his show tonight, know that it's because he's squeezing in as much Faith-mandated Kingdom Hearts time as possible.

Ill admit im impressed, he finishes Kingdom hearts in 3 days. IIRC theres a ship route to end of the world right? So he basically finished it in 3 days. Considering hes as good at vidya as your average journalist. Thats pretty good. It took me way longer to finsih my first full playthrough

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

View attachment 1567687

When Ethan is late to his show tonight, know that it's because he's squeezing in as much Faith-mandated Kingdom Hearts time as possible.

lol now we're tracking his psn trophies like chris-chan

 

[Glade Candles]

lol now we're tracking his psn trophies like chris-chan

Hey now, Chris completed an Associate's, has held legitimate employment at least once, loved and was loved by his father, and doesn't get a boner when he shits himself.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Just to let everyone know, this is what Ethan’s spending time with Faith playing

Kingdon Hearts needs to be banned. Weebs need to be shot.

 

[GameDevAnon]

lol now we're tracking his psn trophies like chris-chan

Someone post a screenshot of his trophy list. I want to see what games he's good at.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Someone post a screenshot of his trophy list. I want to see what games he's good at.

if you go back a few pages you'll see it. The only game it looks like he played for more than one sitting was RDR2 and some nba game

Edit: lol woops I guess I saw the page wrong, he played slightly more games

 

[Glade Candles]

Here's his top 15 by trophy completion percentage.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Hey now, Chris completed an Associate's, has held legitimate employment at least once, loved and was loved by his father, and doesn't get a boner when he shits himself.

Chris also leaves the home for things other than food. He has hobbies and interests even if they're weeb hobbies and interests, he even goes on IRL dates with people he meets online before he moves them into his house.

 

[Stylus]

Here's his top 15 by trophy completion percentage.

View attachment 1567822

People who like sport video games are mentally ill.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

People who like sport video games are mentally ill.

Some sports games are really good and in depth but he was probably a white nigger and just played instant game modes

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Is white genocide/white oppression part of the bingo card?

 

[GameDevAnon]

Here's his top 15 by trophy completion percentage.

View attachment 1567822

So he pretty much only plays EA Sports games. Literally the worst company in the entire industry to work for. They don't even try to make good games anymore and haven't for at least a decade. Their entire business model revolves around acquiring licenses with built-in audiences, and then releasing a "passable" game and then absolutely loading it up with MTs.

Just as I expected. He's not a gamer.
HAHAHA. He was playing Kingdom Hearts today too!! AHHH-HAHAHAHA.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Here's his top 15 by trophy completion percentage.

View attachment 1567822

Well WWE 2k14 is the best 2k game tbh.

 

[Yaito-Chan]

Another fed? Jesus, Ralph really is trying to get those tax dollars.

 

[johnisdeer]

Ralph looks really bored tonight, his eyes keep wandering everywhere, hes fiddling around with his computer and you can see the light on his face. Hes also slurring and his eyes look more aquinty than usual . The guests nose is also fucked looking.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Oh look, another grifter that works behind a paywall pretending to save the white race