🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I spent a good hour writing a parody song.

Title: The Gunt (Parodied From the Weight)
Songwriter: Cal Trollia

Lyrics


I went to Richmond
I was half passed dead
I just came from San Fran
Now I need a place to lay my head
"Hey Ralph can you tell me
Where is the bed"
He did his ugly grin and said
"You're first going to give me head"

take a load off shanny
take a load off Dax
Take a load off shanny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt (You're gonna carry that Gunt)

I came to his room to play some kingdom hearts
The first thing I noticed, it smelt like a bunch of farts
Dax said "I like me some Loli"
Andy said "No I like to chloroform"
Ralph said "there's room for both because he got some Molly"

Take a load off a Tranny
Take a load off a Jack
Take off the load off a Tranny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt (You're gonna carry that Gunt)
Chris couldn't stop obsessing, over a crazy girl
Ralph had other plans to ruin his world
He leaked a sex tape
But it was not rape
She was in the loony bin, she had no idea of the tape
The thing that made the tape so famous, Ralph is out of shape.

take a load off shanny
take a load off Dax
Take a load off shanny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt (You're gonna carry that Gunt)

I went back to Virginia
I believe the tape was leaked
The whole world saw my vagina
Now everyone knows my ass reeks
It seems my parents lost their faith
My dad is giving Ralph his Wrath
I thought he was shooting blanks, iI' ma baby momma.

take a load off shanny
take a load off Dax
Take a load off shanny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt ( You're gonna carry that Gunt)
 
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