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OH PHEW! I was beginning to suspect dax was some kinda closet homo or somethin'. Turns out he was just recreating a photoshoot from his favorite issue of Cosmo.
Disaster averted everybody!
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Disaster averted everybody!
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I refuse to poz my codes neghole.
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I fucking loves Burt Teynikds in Smikey and the Bldkit
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Tranny CoCs disagree, so you'd better bend over and take it with a smile.
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I mean, he imagines himself the submissive woman in porn and loves getting dick (allegedly), so of course he reads Cosmo. Standard reading material.
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A photoshoot that led to the creation of Playgirl magazine
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Dick Show Episode 300
Dick On My Husband Sean
Seriously though, what’s the odds on Dick having ‘messed around’, so to speak? Because a scorned woman isn’t exactly the best source, but I’ve got this gut feeling that something went down.
Dick On My Husband Sean
Seriously though, what’s the odds on Dick having ‘messed around’, so to speak? Because a scorned woman isn’t exactly the best source, but I’ve got this gut feeling that something went down.
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I don't watch all of Count Dankula's videos but I'm glad I caught the latest mad lads. He did the guy who killed his son's molester with a shot to the head.
Here's just a taste of the chat:
I imagine Diddler Dax and Co. are looking something like this right now:
Here's just a taste of the chat:
I imagine Diddler Dax and Co. are looking something like this right now:
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PPP on the upcoming loli debate
Take your bets
1. Andy sucks off Dick
2. Dick sucks off Andy and shuts up about loli
3. (real fight) Dick wins
4. (real fight) andy wins
Take your bets
1. Andy sucks off Dick
2. Dick sucks off Andy and shuts up about loli
3. (real fight) Dick wins
4. (real fight) andy wins
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How many times has Dick proven himself to be a liar? How many times has he admitted to being a liar? How many times has he acted in a spergtastic fashion when some real shit came out?
Vs.
How many times has JLH been proven to be a liar? How many times has she gone out of her way to convince anyone of anything she said after having said it? How many times has she sperged?
I’m making a point but also asking an honest question because I may not know of any instances of her doing those things. Would be interesting to compare.
Additionally, I don’t think maddox has ever lied about dick either. He just was too stupid to know how to release info when it’s most relevant/interesting.
I think JLH was the true canary in the coal mine to Dick’s impending spiral into lolcowdom and “the gay shit.”
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It would be smart to have Andy share his tale of abuse and Dick would go, 'Oh, I see, that is damaging' (Option 2). However since Ralph needs Dick to keep his show propped up with guests and the like, I feel like it's going to be Option 1, hopefully with screaming and/or crying so it's entertaining at least. Think this is going to be mostly kayfabe to try to help Dick out and Andy will be used to do it. I'm tempted to say Dick will stick to the legality and free speech route, and Andy will go the emotional, child abuse route. They probably will both give their point on that spectrum, Ralph will give it to the guest since he's beholden to Dick, and they'll agree to disagree, nothing solved, hopefully in Dick's mind he's gotten out of this mess.
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1, but I am holding out hope that the kind hearted retard in andy wins out over the grifter retard in andy, so 4 is my next pick. Dick wouldn't have a thread if 2 was remotely likely and 3 wouldn't happen unless andy collapses half way through from drug overdose.
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Here’s my big brained woke prediction regarding the debate. The entire thing is kayfabe in an attempt to repair the damage to Dick’s reputation. Andy will start agreeing with Dick about halfway through that being aroused by depictions of children is in fact very normal and very chad. Andy, Ralph and Dick will all share their child rape fantasies before Digibro comes on to dunk on Null.
“LOL you can tell Josh’s dick is broken because it doesn’t go up at the sight of a 6 year old being raped”
Cue dolphin laugh.
“LOL you can tell Josh’s dick is broken because it doesn’t go up at the sight of a 6 year old being raped”
Cue dolphin laugh.
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Here's the thing though andy is not a good actor especially these days. If Dick did try to do some bit where he concedes to Andy it will have to be unplanned. There are so many variables for this to go wrong which is promising.
Personal skitzo prediction A) Dick does give andy the W somewhat but then can't help but tell some edgy pedo jokes to keep from feeling thr sting of the loss and since it's not set up andy gets pissed and goes in on him harder for not taking it seriously.
Personal skitzo prediction B) Dick is passive aggressive and doesn't take anything seriously the entire time. He doesn't get nailed down on anything but his demeanor pisses off the people who came hoping for some actual bloodsports and dick's reputation as an IBS pushover is cemented.
Personal skitzo prediction A) Dick does give andy the W somewhat but then can't help but tell some edgy pedo jokes to keep from feeling thr sting of the loss and since it's not set up andy gets pissed and goes in on him harder for not taking it seriously.
Personal skitzo prediction B) Dick is passive aggressive and doesn't take anything seriously the entire time. He doesn't get nailed down on anything but his demeanor pisses off the people who came hoping for some actual bloodsports and dick's reputation as an IBS pushover is cemented.
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Good point, but being a liar and a spaz doesn’t mean you’re into that gay shit. As for JLH, Dick just seems like the kind of guy to attract crazy women, and I usually take an ex’s word with a little bit of salt anyways. But that could just be my view on it.
As for Dick himself, he has occasionally gone on about how gay guys have it good in regards to sex, how bisexuality seems like a superpower to him, how he would wager more men are somewhat bi but society holds them back, etc etc. That by itself doesn’t mean much, it’s just philosophizing when you get down to it.
But, what really makes me wonder is in the leaked chat logs, it’s mentioned that he did that inhaling thing he does when he gets blindsided. That detail is so specific, so obscure, yet he does that so much that I immediately knew what they meant. It’s an odd thing to include in a lie though, unless you’re so observant that you could guess exactly how Dick would react. So, I’m kind of on the fence here.
As for Maddox, if he wasn’t such an autismo I think that a lot more people would have been on his side even if there was no LOLsuit. He just can’t sell anything by himself, it’s not his forte.
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number 4, reali(ish) "fight" which i think will be andy upset and dick trying to damage control, ive reconsidered alot of things but dax does allow people to disagree with him on this as long as theyre like andy and arent in full "what the hell are you doing oh fuck stop dax what are you doing to yourself and to those kids!" mode and i think itll actually turn out worse for dax since he'll have to actually answer all our questions but from the friendly mouth of a friend he cant just holler on over
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Agreed, it's worth bearing in mind that to Dick, Andy is not just some random sperg - they've known each other for a while now and met in person during the Knoxville thing. Personally I think this will be a lot like Dick's 'debate' with Metokur on Covid. That is, Andy will come prepared with real (if dimwitted) arguments and evidence, while Dick will half ass it with some lolbert sophistry and fart jokes, not taking it seriously at all. Andy, being retarded, will probably fail to pick up on it and think he's winning, or he'll behave submissively and allow Dick to worm around the subject.
I'm not expecting Dick and Andy to actually get mad, nor am I expecting a knockout win for either side. I think Andy will win in as much as all he has to say is 'fapping to sexualised drawings of minors is pedophilia' and Dick will just say 'yeah but it doesn't violate the non-aggression principle' or whatever and they'll agree to disagree while the Gunt roars with dolphin cackles over any awkward moments.
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It's embarrassing to have a "debate" with a literal retard just so you can "win."