🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Guntkvd said:
Here is my schizo theory. Some kiwis counted that gunt earned 200 dollarydoos last night. What if Ralph didn't lie about making 500 bucks, what if Ralph charges spergs to be on his show? Maybe dyer, dingo and other retards pay Ralph to be on? I remember people were saying that Zidan payed to be co-host, so i don't know.
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Zidan so far as I know never paid to be on outside of previously being a pay piggie. I don't even think Ralph started paying Gaytor until after Zidan left.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
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Hey there Gator. Shes a Vtuber but sure whatever. Your point?

Elric of Melnibone said:
Zidan so far as I know never paid to be on outside of previously being a pay piggie. I don't even think Ralph started paying Gaytor until after Zidan left.
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Prolly happened so Gator would come back after Pillstream 1.

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
This may seem a little off topic at first, but bear with me, its worth it. Last night I was watching the new Reno 911 and there was a bit in it where Patton Oswald was an ultra right wing radio host of the "White Genocide Radio Hour" and was a parody of Alex Jones and Ralph (but with sponsors, Ethan has none of those). I've posted the 2 minute clip, but everyone needs to watch to the end right after Patton knocks over the straws.

What name is he saying there?

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Holy shit Reno 911 lever lets me down.
 
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Ralph has more views than Wu's forum and more replies than Yaniv's forum, why doesn't he have his own forum?
 
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kiwifarmsfan1 said:
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Ralph has more views than Wu's forum and more replies than Yaniv's forum, why doesn't he have his own forum?
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I think because Josh feels Ralph's thread traffic was a build up to the Harvest, which was a peak of user activity, but from that point on Ralph will spiral into Tonka levels of irrelevance/OD on pills and liquor rather than form a dedicated lolcow cult.

Personally I would love a Ralph subforum. I have several ideas for what could be very amusing threads. :gunt:
 
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Lmao. Ya a-logging Ralph there RENO 911, buddy?

This is the best fucking timeline. He has to be referring to Ralph. The accent, the frantic yelling of GATOR!, the small "desk", the right wing grifting. Holy shit this has to be the most exposure Ralph has ever got besides the sex tape. It kind of makes me question reality.
 
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Lmao. Ya a-logging Ralph there RENO 911, buddy?

This is the best fucking timeline. He has to be referring to Ralph. The accent, the frantic yelling of GATOR!, the small "desk", the right wing grifting. Holy shit this has to be the most exposure Ralph has ever got besides the sex tape. It kind of makes me question reality.
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Someone please tweet the clip to Ralph and get a response. I would, but I hurt his feelers and blocked me after one tweet.
Edit: who am I kidding, Ethan, you read this thread all the time. No need to send anything, you come to us.
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Funny thing I noticed when watching the stream. In one of Ralph's many OBS fuckups, he reveals one of the Twitter tabs he was looking at. There's a couple things I find funny:

1. "This tweet is from an account you blocked." This shows up at least twice on a single small thread. Holy shit, that's a lot of blocking, especially when I realized it's not even a conversation he's tagged in on.
2. The tweet he's viewing (https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1295529649758339073). This is a tweet between Hot Wheels and Tea Clips from 8/17 about how Ralph blocked him. How obsessed is he that he's digging up old shit from 8/17. If you were ever having any doubt if it's bugging the shit out of him? It is.

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Archive of the tweet: http://archive.md/f3X3G I'm shit at archiving Tweets, that's the main thread. Someone feel free to pull up the individual message. I can always post a screengrab from it.
 
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I think the best part of the stream is Ralph showing his hangouts link and then pretending that it was leaked. He acted so tough, like he cracked some aylog gayop and then he fucked up the audio :story:. This is DSP level of retardation, it's never his fault.
PO playing circus music was a cherry on top.
 
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Guntkvd said:
I think the best part of the stream is Ralph showing his hangouts link and then pretending that it was leaked. He acted so tough, like he cracked some aylog gayop and then he fucked up the audio :story:. This is DSP level of retardation, it's never his fault.
PO playing sircus music was a cherry on top.
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He's his own worst aylawg.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
This stream is dense there is so much going on but it's kinda subtle I'm going to need to watch this several times. Sorry probably late I'm just getting to watch it.
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And to your point, it says a great deal about all involved but our world at large. How sad is it that, when you step back and objectively look at the situation, Ralph only has to step over small hurdles to redeem himself. Don't knock up the 18 year old you claim to love until she gets done getting ready for a career, stop getting hammered on stream, quit being belligerent at the smallest criticisms, quit taking obstinate stances on things like loli porn and pedo stuff, be a good son to your mother, take a genuine stab at losing weight, and wash your face.

All of these things are easy and take little effort to do to be better than most of the mouth breathers out in the world. If he does this publicly, I have no doubt he could recover his image to some extent and be all the better for it. But he fails at it and that is what makes him a terrible person. That is why he deserves the ridicule. Fixing literally ALL his problems requires little effort and just trying to be a better person. He has taken everything given to him and thrown it away for no reason other than "I gotta pwn the haterz Gaydur" so he can maintain his white trash status quo. Its pathetic. He is a pathetic person that WANTS to remain a knuckle dragger.
 
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