Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.3%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 52 12.1%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.5%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.6%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    430
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Great Dane said:
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Lou, people that aren’t grifters don’t use this same excuse every single fucking day.

You wonder why nobody donates to you? It’s not because of some nobody dragon fag on mastodon, it’s not because of your doppelgänger account, it’s not because of Kiwifarmer terrorists, it’s because every single person in existence with more than a single brain cell in their head can look at you and know that you’re a lying fat fuck no matter how many times you post your nasty ass fucking foot. You are that transparent. You are that predictable. You’re like a “Secret” cartoon villain that’s supposed to be so blatantly obvious that a 4 year old could make out that you’re the villain and scream to the heroes that they need to not trust you because you’re evil.
 
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Oh Ok Yeah That's Cool said:
HAHAHAH! I'm so poor I can't afford fast food HAHAHA! Look how passive aggressive I'm being HAHA I'm so fucking poor I only eat spaghetti because it's something that's not fast food HAHAHA! Aren't I just the saddest pile of shit you'd ever seen!? HAHAHA

This is annoying. Stop that. I really wish he would choke it and give everyone a break.
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As I said earlier in the thread, Lou’s very existence is that of a virus. He exists only to single mindedly consume resources and leave nothing behind. He gives no joy to anybody around him, he provides no service or benefit to anybody around him, he sucks resources up from everybody around him, and simply by nature of who he is, he makes everybody around him miserable. Lou having a spontaneous heart attack or choking to death on a chicken wing would make the overall positivity and happiness in the world go up, as all the resources he would have been siphoning now suddenly go to people who actually need them. His family can get on with their lives instead of having to baby him. And all the people he inserts himself in to the middle of no longer have an emotional black hole that exhausts them just by existing.
 
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Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
There’s something about that “Please? Pretty Please?” at the end of all of his grift attempts that irks me. Maybe it’s because it comes off as him bringing a finger to his lips and turning all coyly with a smug smile on his face. It’s so non-genuine.
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Well, we basically forced him into adding it like he is our marionette doll. Before the “Please? Pretty Please?” posts; we made fun of him for his requests for money being demands.
 
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It's only torture if you can't look at the any helpful suggestions & observations made by many (with mocking sprinkled throughout) and see that yeah, maybe you haven't been leading the best or most productive life. If you take any form of legitimate criticism or suggestion & immediately decry it was being evil, then yeah, it's torture. But that's your own fault, Lou.
 
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