Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Save the Loli said:
I don't get why Star Wars in particular has to appeal to women. Why not expand the appeal of a brand like the Disney Princess line by putting them in catsuits or other sexy clothing and market them as sex symbols to teenage boys? Like those live-action remakes, yeah, do one of Cinderella, but this time Cinderella and all the other chicks in the movie barely wear anything, there's lots of sex jokes, and there's enough explosions to get Michael Bay taking notes.

Makes about as much sense as trying to sell Star Wars lifestyle products to middle-aged women and trying to capture that Twilight fangirl audience with the movies. But movies and everything else has to be for everyone, or else we're missing out on a potential market! Quick, we need those officially licensed Snow White body pillows!
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Because that would be seen as sexist. Feminism and woke culture sees anything that pleases men sexually as objectifying and evil, so dressing up the Disney Princesses like Zero Suit Samus is automatically wrong in their eyes. The woke culture only wants corporations to pander to it. Why do you think woke blobs hate Uzaki-chan so much? Her big tits appeal to men, so she's considered an objectifying sex symbol in the eyes of the woke brigade. Star Wars appeals more to boys than girls, so giving Rey or Ahsoka double-ds and putting them in more bondage/revealing situations would rake in the cash from the target market, but since that's verboten according to the woke brigade, Disney won't do it. Even though it can literally save them from bankruptcy and oblivion.
 
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LORD IMPERATOR said:
Because that would be seen as sexist. Feminism and woke culture sees anything that pleases men sexually as objectifying and evil, so dressing up the Disney Princesses like Zero Suit Samus is automatically wrong in their eyes. The woke culture only wants corporations to pander to it. Why do you think woke blobs hate Uzaki-chan so much? Her big tits appeal to men, so she's considered an objectifying sex symbol in the eyes of the woke brigade. Star Wars appeals more to boys than girls, so giving Rey or Ahsoka double-ds and putting them in more bondage/revealing situations would rake in the cash from the target market, but since that's verboten according to the woke brigade, Disney won't do it. Even though it can literally save them from bankruptcy and oblivion.
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They of course are perfectly fine with man meat mountains and in Kennedy's case tentacles tho.
 
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White Devil said:
Didn't they try to make that kid who played Jacob into a action hero and failed miserably? I seem to remember he did a few after Twilight that no one watched.
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Not really. He was in one action/Heist movie, Tracers. I never watched it but supposedly the action was on point but the plot was completely abysmal - and that's never phased Statham. Other than that, he's been in Grown Ups 2, the Ridiculous 6, and a drama Run the Tide.
 
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Congratz on reaching page 1700 you buncha nerds. Here's to 300 more pages of what hopefully won't be Text Wars between Sneer and Imperator or whoever Sneer's gonna be mad at this month.
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ProblematicUser420 said:
Didn't that guy get fat?
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I believe so, yes.
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ProblematicUser420 said:
Damn, I thought he'd be fatter than that. I mean, I guess that's fat in Hollywood/California but that seems not that fat compared to most normal people I meet in the midwest.
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White Devil said:
He's not really fat, he's just not living in a gym.
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To be frank he just lost the abs and gained a little flab, but he's still in better shape than the average joe.
 
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Doesn't have to keep up that Hollywood appearance lifestyle, I bet he's enjoying that. Gerard Butler also gained some weight after he did 300, imagine how much work it must be to maintain that kind of shredded body.
 
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linchan said:
Wait hold on Boyega hated Rian Johnson the whole time? No shit since half the movie had women talking down to men.
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I wouldn't be surprised if all the main cast hated Ruin Johnson, with the exception of Ridley. They all were made to look and act like retards for most of that film. Yes, even the women. Admiral Genderhair and Fat Asian are pretty much memes at this point.

Like, I feel like I heard no positive comment on Johnson's directing. None of the usual "oh he was great to work with, very pleasant etc etc etc" puff pieces you'd normally see.
 
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Kane Lives said:
I wouldn't be surprised if all the main cast hated Ruin Johnson, with the exception of Ridley. They all were made to look and act like retards for most of that film. Yes, even the women. Admiral Genderhair and Fat Asian are pretty much memes at this point.

Like, I feel like I heard no positive comment on Johnson's directing. None of the usual "oh he was great to work with, very pleasant etc etc etc" puff pieces you'd normally see.
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Even David Benioff and Daniel Weiss had some people on the cast and crew of Game of Thrones praise them for their hard work and direction. When even those losers get more praise than you, you ought to quit directing.
 
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KK deserves more blame than Rian Johnson imo. Hes gotten praise for Looper and Knives Out from most people who has seen them. He's good at his own stuff, the problem with TLJ was he was coming in to someone else's universe that had already been bastardized by JJ w/ TFA. Unfortunate position for him to be in and his reaction to criticism certainly makes him a major douche but he might not be a bad director.

The most memorable visual of TLJ was The Holdo maneuver and according to Rian he ran it by the Star Wars people at Lucasfilm if they could do it and the Star Wars people said yes. That's their fault, not his imo.
 
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Getting tard comed said:
KK deserves more blame than Rian Johnson imo. Hes gotten praise for Looper and Knives Out from most people who has seen them. He's good at his own stuff, the problem with TLJ was he was coming in to someone else's universe that had already been bastardized by JJ w/ TFA. Unfortunate position for him to be in and his reaction to criticism certainly makes him a major douche but he might not be a bad director.

The most memorable visual of TLJ was The Holdo maneuver and according to Rian he ran it by the Star Wars people at Lucasfilm if they could do it and the Star Wars people said yes. That's their fault, not his imo.
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You say that, but it doesn't excuse the bizarre direction in the film regardless. Like:
  • Why is Admiral Genderhair such a cunt to Poe, when it's well within his right to ask "Do you have a plan?". Actually scratch that, the entire military structure of the Rebels Resistance is fuck-tarded to the extreme. Don't they have advisors for shit like these?
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  • The whole Casino planet arc. No, seriously, what the fuck is this supposed to be doing?
  • Luke drinking cow milk because lol. Luke is also a cunt because reasons.
  • The entire yawn-inducing chase scene. Also lol, space trackers.
I could go on and on, but this thread already went through them like three times at this point, so I see no reason to elaborate further. Point is, I feel the buck stops at Ruin Johnson, not KK. KK might have clamped some real absurd demands to Rian, but at the end of the day, his name was attached to the film, not KK. If he didn't want the bad press, then he should have walked away like the Rogue Wan director did.
 
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Kane Lives said:
You say that, but it doesn't excuse the bizarre direction in the film regardless. Like:
  • Why is Admiral Genderhair such a cunt to Poe, when it's well within his right to ask "Do you have a plan?". Actually scratch that, the entire military structure of the Rebels Resistance is fuck-tarded to the extreme. Don't they have advisors for shit like these?
  • Leia Poppins
  • The whole Casino planet arc. No, seriously, what the fuck is this supposed to be doing?
  • Luke drinking cow milk because lol. Luke is also a cunt because reasons.
  • The entire yawn-inducing chase scene. Also lol, space trackers.
I could go on and on, but this thread already went through them like three times at this point, so I see no reason to elaborate further. Point is, I feel the buck stops at Ruin Johnson, not KK. KK might have clamped some real absurd demands to Rian, but at the end of the day, his name was attached to the film, not KK. If he didn't want the bad press, then he should have walked away like the Rogue Wan director did.
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His name is on it, but it's important to keep in mind most studio movies hire a director to fulfill their wishes not create their own story. TLJ is by far the worst Star Wars movie ever made, my point is Rian was hired to do exactly what he did. It wasn't a mistake on his part and it wasn't a surprise to KK on what the end product was. They designed it together. She hired him, she let him film it and go through production when she has shown she is fine firing people mid production so she approved of what she saw and read from Rian. That's her decision and she deserves more blame than Rian imo. I blame the person hiring the gun moreso than the hired gun 90% of the time.
 
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