🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Maybe a little late with this clip, but someone may kind meme potential in it.

Here's a slightly higher quality version of this clip.

 

[MeltyTW]

Wanted to address Ralph's white trash attempted flexes because I remembered my favorite quote of his and because he bragged about making a little above minimum wage in exchange for debasing himself again.

"I've spent more on spilt liquor than you've spent on new shoes" no one doubts this Ralph but the pathetic nature of being that alcoholic outweighs any "bragging point" you may have had. Not only is bragging about money pathetic in the first place but you live a lifestyle worse than even the poorest of kiwis. No one here would choose to live like you.

I mean you may or may not have thousands in the bank but you live in filth worse than the third world huts, you spend your life drinking because of this thread and using resources to keep yourself glued here. This isn't an enviable life no matter how much funds you have to sustain it

The only "cope" here about your finances,which ill fess up to, is being overly optimistic on whether you're on the verge of being reduced to a non living wage and therefore closer to a pillstream.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Is anyone else ready for a new Abort the Retort leak from Mr. Vickers? I'm over here itchin' over here like Tyron Biggums waiting for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway.

If Vickers goes through with this lawsuit, the stress will cause Ralph to crash into such a slumber, that Pillstream 2.0 is guaranteed.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

If Vickers goes through with this lawsuit, the stress will cause Ralph to crash into such a slumber, that Pillstream 2.0 is guaranteed.

I'm 99% sure that Vickers has no basis for a lawsuit without Faith's involvement. Also, if he actually had a plan to sue he is doing the worst thing by showing evidence outside of court. The website and leaks are just to poke the gunt and make life harder for him.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME NULL? I TRUSTED YOU, SIR

 

[FM Bradley]

It's hard to get opiates for back pain these days from doctors, let alone if it's persistent as opposed to a one time injury, because of the opiod epidemic. If they let you get some, there are tons of strings attached, being put in government databases, periodic surprise drug tests where you can't even have marijuana in your system, counting pills, etc. It's difficult. Even the most diligent person may have issues with it. I know a vet who is combat injured and they can't get any to save their life. If you need more than a week's supply they treat you like a drug addict looking for a fix instead of a pain patient.

Can verify. I'm in said government database myself. Luckily I'm on a pissant-but-adequate dose of pissant shit and in a state where weed is legal so they can't fuck with me about THC in my system...plus the doc is rational and knows that anything non-lethal helping with pain is a fucking non-issue.

Up until my current nurse--who I run into at the weed store--I was treated like absolute trash by the nurses. One was such a cunt, she shouted at me about what pharmacy I use in front of the folks in the waiting room. HIPPA violations are fireable offenses. Turned out she was doing this to a lot of folks and Nurse Karen ended up going back to sucking dicks at the Eagles Lodge for McDonald's coupons. Hope the local community college refunded her tuition.

The sad virgins out there who hear about cannabis use and are all like HURRRRR UR A DRUG ABUSER HURRRRR need to take that moral indignation and look at a veteran's life and how disgusting it is that they are punished for weed use. If a vet is having a PTSD attack and gets suicidal, it's not like they're gonna take a big bottle of weed and kill themselves, you dumbfucks.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Steins;Gate fucking blows. Ever 17 is way better.

Nice, the scenario writer later directed the absolute kino that is the Zero Escape series.

Edit:

I haven't watched anime in a long time, but what are the odds that he's into it because E;R has praised Steins Gate, perhaps prominently in his Life if Tumblr videos.

Possibly, but he may have liked it even before then; he could've been emboldened by E;R, but Digibro also made a video series on it. Given the sphere's he in, I would bet Digi got him into it first.

 

[buttmunch]

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Could be opiates? (he was talking about "back pain" a few shows back) they make you very talkative, I didn't watch the stream apart from parts of PO's stream snipe, but if he was rubbing his face more or fidgeting that would be my guess.

Could be, he's able to buy Xanax consistently so it wouldn't be weird to think that he has access to opiates in some form.
His behavior just seems too familiar, the rush making him act sort of manic and end up saying shit you shouldn't or normally wouldn't and then he comes down shortly after.
Talking about the pill stream/the days before and how he was taking Xanax but laughing and bragging 'no, you would know if I was on Xanax". At one point he even starts saying he is going to add something on the wall behind him to keep track of his weight, not really normal behavior for Ralph.
Then by the end of the stream that energy is mostly gone and he's slurring a bit. Again I might be wrong but something was altering his mood last night, whether an external chemical or something that happened but I don't think so.

This.

Excellent theory.

Xanax isn’t just something you can go out and buy. You need a script or need to know someone who does AND is willing to part with them. The other option is to risk ordering off the web from a shady pill-presser that may not give you a legit benzo. (Frequently it’s aspirin with a touch of fentanyl or it’s phenobarbital or it’s 100% fake)

Ralph has probably used heroin on and off for years it’s quite prevalent in the trashier portions of Virginia.

Ralph is a massive pussy, literally thin-skinned with fat/shaky sausage fingers those are significant reasons to not use a needle. He would absolutely snort it and noticed he keeps checking his nose to make sure no blackish goop is running out.

Whenever Ralph can’t get any bars (likely often) and his little feefees hurt he probably snorts a little black puddle to soothe the gunt.

Also if he had any balls he would sober up in rehab like a man does but alas....

Exactly, my guess would be that he's done opiates before but finally started doing heroin recently since it doesn't take long before the initial rush doesn't have an effect on that level anymore, but like you said, he may have done it before just on and off.

Also, he's been taking bezos pretty consistently, kicking that habit is not something I can see Ralph doing, however I can see him replacing it with something else and thinking he's outsmarted everyone and he's won.

In any case, if it is true, then it will become obvious pretty soon since he has zero self-control and there's only one way it can go.

With all this in mind plus him wanting to get Faith pregnant, is he sharing with her or does she not know? Maybe she's the one who encouraged him to try? So many possibilities and none of them paint a good picture of Ralph's future.

 

[FM Bradley]

Wanted to address Ralph's white trash attempted flexes because I remembered my favorite quote of his and because he bragged about making a little above minimum wage in exchange for debasing himself again.

"I've spent more on spilt liquor than you've spent on new shoes" no one doubts this Ralph but the pathetic nature of being that alcoholic outweighs any "bragging point" you may have had. Not only is bragging about money pathetic in the first place but you live a lifestyle worse than even the poorest of kiwis. No one here would choose to live like you.

I mean you may or may not have thousands in the bank but you live in filth worse than the third world huts, you spend your life drinking because of this thread and using resources to keep yourself glued here. This isn't an enviable life no matter how much funds you have to sustain it

The only "cope" here about your finances,which ill fess up to, is being overly optimistic on whether you're on the verge of being reduced to a non living wage and therefore closer to a pillstream.

Like so many other arrogant Southern crackers who are blessed enough to be able to string together a coherent sentence once in awhile (hello Dead-Air Donga), he is quoting Ric Flair. He truly thinks he is Stylin' and Profilin'. And it's kind of appropriate, since:

Spoiler: List

--The IRS has a lien on Ric Flair's ass too

--Ric Flair shouldn't be alive either (I mean that as in "how has he survived" not "I want him dead." I don't want Ralphus dead either, mind you, I just wish him all due humiliation for his sins.)

--Ethan will likely not stop drinking until he's retirement age and has a severe near-death experience, if he does happen to live that long.

--Ric Flair is a guy that, within his sphere (other wrasslers), is either despised for his arrogance, or loved by other nutsuckers who want to feed off his supposed clout (Hi Gaydurr you Le Reddit waifu-pillow-humping fat walleyed Minecraft-Pigbitch with imaginary college degrees) or people just as repulsive (Hey there Diddler Dax) or dumber than himself (Hola, Low-IQ Copeski.)

--Ric has chewed through multiple dysfunctional relationships with younger women too inexperienced to know better.

--Ric, like many other carnies, never misses a grift.

--Ric can't balance a checkbook and brags about money he doesn't have--or is owed to others.

Since you read this, Reethan, stop cutting Ric Flair promos and disgracing DA NATCHA BOI, because:

Spoiler: To wit:

--Ric Flair will always have fans, whereas both your show and your fanbase's days are numbered.

--People will be watching Ric Flair matches for as long as digital media and old dusty VHS tapes exist. People only re-watch Killstream episodes to laugh at you defiling yourself.

--Ric Flair has worked his fucking ass off and sacrificed his body for others' entertainment. You've only sacrificed your liver functionality, your dignity, your girlfriend's future, and your mother's electricity.

--Ric Flair is loved for elevating his business, whereas you, Ralph, disgrace the very zeroes and ones that make up your shows and tweets.

--You like cute promo catchphrases, Gunt? Here's one: Ric Flair has had more hot pussy than you've had hot meals. Considering your girth, that's sayin' sumthin BRUTHER.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

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Robin Food at it again invading TJ high-school bathrooms

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

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Luckily, Gelatinous Snake remembers the basics of CQG.

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

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He would be much more likely to hang out in front of Jefferson Davis High School.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

holy shit ive never really listened to him before or followed his mundane life but its a slog fuck it though im diving into the gaytor pool. hopefully hes been hypocritical about situations similar to his and dax's. side note anyone know a source for gaytor knoxville footage? need it for a steins:gaytor amv

Try also Dispatch youtube channel (it's called Dispatch Center) i know he stream sniped most of the Miami shit, patreon stream etc. he may have a few gems in there. Also let me know if you need something in paticular i will see if i can locate any.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y11u3tkU9V4&t=3s (here is a video from dispatch)

Also other youtube archive channels of the Killstream
-Tea clips (obvious one)
- Archival Aristocrat

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYxJDmtENf39nWQB_vxBr0A

- Savickas

https://www.youtube.com/c/Savickas1/videos

- Clip Minion

https://www.youtube.com/c/ClipMinion/videos

Note that not all of them will have something about gator but this should help out if you need most videos, i only added in the channels with multiple Killstream archives so it will be easier to look through the videos

 

[Kenobi]

Ah yes the inter-cased hidden cylinder high point revolver. Weve come a long way from having to load each cylinder by hand


this post is actual insanity, hes getting some kind of god complex where he thinks his favorite anime are reality and he now has a higher understanding of highly theoretical aspects of physics. Why does observing a world line collapse the others? Show your work or your understanding of why it is you believe this besides watching Steins gape. This post is so dense with implications that it makes me want to start a Gaytor thread to catalog anything like this

I read that and i tought did i miss some kind of important recent scientific discovery? Is Steins gate the new hawt thing in physics?
Like when they "found" the higgs boson back in 2012 and that opend up a lot of new avenues for quantum physics like finding out the orgin of why and how everything has mass and i was like wow maybe for once Gator will inform me on something i need to do a deep dive on later to try and understand whats going on.

But ofcourse not its a fucking chiense cartoon for manchildren.

 

[Psicopax]

Alright my fellow a-laaaaaaawgs. I have had a break from KF and gif making to just zero in on some other work i needed to get done etc.
I wish i could do a poll here but since i can't i'll do it in reacts.

The poll is as follows.

Making gifs and greenscreens with the backgrounds removed takes a very long time. To do it at the best of my ability takes hours to do depending on how much movement and how long the clip is. So the question is this, do i keep slowly making gifs with the background removed, which will be very very slow and very boring but easy to meme with, or do i just make gifs with the background intact, just like normal gifs. Which can happen really fast and within minutes instead of hours.

= Remove The Background, We Can Wait....and wait.....and wait...
= Just Make Normal Gifs And Get Us As Many As Possible As Fast As Possible.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I read that and i tought did i miss some kind of important recent scientific discovery? Is Steins gate the new hawt thing in physics?
Like when they "found" the higgs boson back in 2012 and that opend up a lot of new avenues for quantum physics like finding out the orgin of why and how everything has mass and i was like wow maybe for once Gator will inform me on something i need to do a deep dive on later to try and understand whats going on.

But ofcourse not its a fucking chiense cartoon for manchildren.

I'll beg you not to impugn his name sir! For Gator was...

THE FIRST PHYSICIST!!!

 

[TheGoodCensor]

Soooooo uhhhh, I may have found something..... I noticed this perusing pornhub and couldn't help but notice the tiny dick that matches Ralphs, and colored pig tails that match Faiths on TikTok, from a while ago. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e9135ff993bb anyone willing to go through their vids to check and see if that could be them or not?

Did you even click around on the video? That dude is like 30lbs overweight, not 100.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gator's just mad that Ethan Ralph never gets mentioned in something that he likes, but where Ethan fails, OPL shines!

Yes, this is real.