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I just had a thought. A few years back I went camping and hiking through several South American countries with a small group of friends. One of the guys on the trip, as a result of the constant in-and-out of water, temperature, humidity, etc. of the areas got a fungus in his ear that essentially made him deaf while he had it. He had to go to doctors several times throughout the trip because he'd get it treated, we'd all go back out, and it would come back.

I know this is asking for an extreme suspension of disbelief but what if DSP isn't fully lying? What if that's what DSP is getting? DSP's natural disgusting greasiness combined with his lack of even basic hygeine oozes into his headset and creates a perfect environment for some fungus that I've only seen someone get when they're constantly in rivers in strange, tropical countries?
 
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My god, he's going in HARD. Full-on begging, self-pity and applying pressure onto his wheelchairs, trying to scare them by mentioning he won't be able to do groceries even if he hits $100 today.

It's all kinds of amazing that a company like Twitch is offering him a platform for this kind of shit.

-EDIT- Just came across this:

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(https://twitter.com/Phoenixrush85/status/1302643377779937280)
 
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He edited the title to make sure his retards know he's playing the Avengers game. Watch Phil fight the evil Supervillain known as "The Detractor!" With his band of loyal retards allies, he'll take on all of the people calling him out on his ear infection! Will he finally take the fight straight to The Detractor's hideout at Kiwifarms? Pay him $300 $600 to find out!

EDIT: HE'S NOW ASKING FOR $600 TO MAKE UP FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS!
EDIT 2: And Merdok just gave him $100. $500 to go
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Phil raging at his chat for people bringing up his SNORTING with an ear infection going on. I dunno about you guys but that's the last thing I would want to do when your ears are fucked up.

Go and try it, see where the pressure is going? It's like people do not believe his bullshit and he snapped because they are onto his schemes.
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Nigga gotta eat.
JPG said:
Check again, he says he’s only increasing the streak
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Yeah......I misread it. He's gotta make up for the broken streak from all the chargebacks that he hasn't produced any proof of like he tried last time.
 
Draza said:
$300 for grocery shopping? Oh yes, very believable.
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That's $300 a month. I mean, he wouldn't have lied in his bankruptcy right? So, he really only needs $75 for groceries since he buys enough to last a week.
SkippyLongbottom said:
Guys he's not wearing multiple vests at once since it's still the summertime in Renton according to Phil.
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The paypigs will not be pleased, but Hi Phail!

darkwingosonichugorl said:
Katherine must have gotten something really nice for her birthday.
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A new furnished apartment.
 
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