DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

The best part of this shit show is the tards actually rewarding his legit temper tantrums, it’s like shoving a pacifier into a whining baby without the benefit of the baby shutting the fuck up lmao

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Has dsp posted any pics wearing a mask? he talks about going out a lot so i assume he is wearing one?

I imagine it's like this

You now have an opportunity to share your hobbies on more than your uric acid stained tshirt these days.

 

[Gramh]

Wow the whales are actually falling for that weak bait, not that I'm shocked it's more of a "just when you think humanity has hit it's lowest point" sort of thing, there is no way you could tell me yesterday that he'd triple up on his tips goal today just by crying about money problems for the umpteenth time even with an active measure of how much money he's made.

 

[der rademacher]

Knowing this right wanker, he would will fundraise an absurd amount of money for surgery or medical bills. But in reality find some mexican doctor he has a discount coupon for, just so he can pocket 90% of the money in true Wings of Redemption fashion.

"Senor, what mean we agree 2,000 $? We agree repair ear, for 2,000 $ yes? We not agree for put ear back on head! For put back ear, need another 3,500 $, ok? Or I must put toxic ear in furnace. Decision?"

The very next stream.

"Guys... sigh... I am the unluckiest person on earth. You won't believe this totally crazy horrific accident I had..."

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

According to the bankruptcy filings, Phil was bringing in $10k a month before the vest shit began. He did not regularly hit his daily tips goals. He now hits them every time, so he is making more than $10k per month now.

His personal and business expenses were also $10k ending up with something like a loss of $30 per month. With the increase in revenue, he should be ahead several hundred dollars per month by now.

Except he also had all of his debt erased minus the back taxes, meaning he should now be at a profit of several thousand dollars per month.

But he totally can't afford groceries, dood.

The paper trail is right there. Before bankruptcy he basically broke even. Now his income increased and his expenses decreased. Think about it, paypigs. You are being lied to and scammed.

 

[Iron Hamster]

According to the bankruptcy filings, Phil was bringing in $10k a month before the vest shit began. He did not regularly hit his daily tips goals. He now hits them every time, so he is making more than $10k per month now.

His personal and business expenses were also $10k ending up with something like a loss of $30 per month. With the increase in revenue, he should be ahead several hundred dollars per month by now.

Except he also had all of his debt erased minus the back taxes, meaning he should now be at a profit of several thousand dollars per month.

But he totally can't afford groceries, dood.

The paper trail is right there. Before bankruptcy he basically broke even. Now his income increased and his expenses decreased. Think about it, paypigs. You are being lied to and scammed.

At least up $5k/month minimum. There's also the mystery $5k/month business expenses he doesn't really have so he's easily sitting on $5k/month..

 

[Muppetmode]

we’re really getting into the hardcore begging season

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Phil should just mute his mic (except when money is involved) and play games, his 'commentary' consists of summarizing previous dialogue and 'jokes'. His pay pigs wouldn't care and neither would most of his audience, besides the pedophile.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

According to the bankruptcy filings, Phil was bringing in $10k a month before the vest shit began. He did not regularly hit his daily tips goals. He now hits them every time, so he is making more than $10k per month now.

His personal and business expenses were also $10k ending up with something like a loss of $30 per month. With the increase in revenue, he should be ahead several hundred dollars per month by now.

Except he also had all of his debt erased minus the back taxes, meaning he should now be at a profit of several thousand dollars per month.

But he totally can't afford groceries, dood.

The paper trail is right there. Before bankruptcy he basically broke even. Now his income increased and his expenses decreased. Think about it, paypigs. You are being lied to and scammed.

Ever seen a little kid get a present like a plastic baseball bat or some shit and they walk around hitting themselves in the face with it laughing their ass off while they do it? That’s how I visualize DSP’s paypigs and their handling of money. They don’t understand money and they certainly don’t understand the scam they are wrapped up in. Most people here who are bored by Phil constantly meeting tips goals should be amused by this. The show shifted tone from DSP being an ugly racist asshole who sucks at video games, to an ugly racist asshole who sucks at games who tricked a bunch of retards into paying him money hand over fist

 

[Gramh]

Ever seen a little kid get a present like a plastic baseball bat or some shit and they walk around hitting themselves in the face with it laughing their ass off while they do it? That’s how I visualize DSP’s paypigs and their handling of money. They don’t understand money and they certainly don’t understand the scam they are wrapped up in. Most people here who are bored by Phil constantly meeting tips goals should be amused by this. The show shifted tone from DSP being an ugly racist asshole who sucks at video games, to an ugly racist asshole who sucks at games who tricked a bunch of retards into paying him money hand over fist

More amusing is that they think we're mad about it (whoever actually is bothered by DSP meeting tips goals is way too invested in hating the man for the wrong reasons) when it's just funny how it highlights his disconnect from his fanbase and how unscrupulous he is about begging even in the good times. You can't pay good money to get a show like this.

 

[Draza]

More amusing is that they think we're mad about it (whoever actually is bothered by DSP meeting tips goals is way too invested in hating the man for the wrong reasons) when it's just funny how it highlights his disconnect from his fanbase and how unscrupulous he is about begging even in the good times. You can't pay good money to get a show like this.

Also considering that as proven before many times before that no matter how much money you give him nothing will ever change. DSP will still be a miserable shut-in who will beg for the rest of his life and his streams will degrade further more in irrelevancy. They're wasting their time and money for nothing.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Most people here who are bored by Phil constantly meeting tips goals should be amused by this. The show shifted tone from DSP being an ugly racist asshole who sucks at video games, to an ugly racist asshole who sucks at games who tricked a bunch of retards into paying him money hand over fist

Though DSP sucking at games doesn't consistently bring good salt like it used due to him playing games which he makes boring to sit through and constant chat handholding, the real show now is his shameless begging for shekels to his carnival of retards who are interesting specimens in their own right.

More amusing is that they think we're mad about it (whoever actually is bothered by DSP meeting tips goals is way too invested in hating the man for the wrong reasons)

And that's why Twitter and Reddit are filled with retards

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Is there a single person, detractor or ahnest fahn, who is seriously watching this stream and thinks Phil looks like he's in pain? Crippling pain?
It's the same milquetoast "describe what's happening on screen" (complete with goat laughter) commentary as any other day, and we're supposed to believe he's struggling with a serious illness?

 

[TheTractor]

Is there a single person, detractor or ahnest fahn, who is seriously watching this stream and thinks Phil looks like he's in pain? Crippling pain?
It's the same milquetoast "describe what's happening on screen" (complete with goat laughter) commentary as any other day, and we're supposed to believe he's struggling with a serious illness?

Aside from having a shit mood during the first half hour and not wearing headphones it's the same crap.

Still plugging the 100$ tip animation after already getting 300$ today and reminder he has another hour to go.

He fully expects 600$.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Is there a single person, detractor or ahnest fahn, who is seriously watching this stream and thinks Phil looks like he's in pain? Crippling pain?
It's the same milquetoast "describe what's happening on screen" (complete with goat laughter) commentary as any other day, and we're supposed to believe he's struggling with a serious illness?

No one neurotypical.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Is he gonna cry tonight that he didn't get his 600? most likely yes.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Is there a single person, detractor or ahnest fahn, who is seriously watching this stream and thinks Phil looks like he's in pain? Crippling pain?
It's the same milquetoast "describe what's happening on screen" (complete with goat laughter) commentary as any other day, and we're supposed to believe he's struggling with a serious illness?

I caught about 10 minutes of it with his loathing self on how he isn't doing great and was in excruciating pain and yadda yadda.

If this is Phil slightly below "excruciating" pain, then he has the lowest pain tolerance possible making him a total fuckin' sheltered pussy, or he's a lying faggot. So which one would be the better of those two choices?

 

[tzgnilki]

Is he gonna cry tonight that he didn't get his 600? most likely yes.

just add it to tomorrow's tips goal since that's how it works now

 

[Surly Muppet]

The fact that he felt the need to trot out 'the groceries' right now is insane. He already has the ear infection and the chargebacks, and at least those, though probably both lies, have the necessary 'kernel of truth' that sustains the goutpire - he did 'lose' income because of them.

But Phil had to go one level deeper and stress that this recovery needed to be immediate because of groceries. The ship has sailed on that being anywhere near reasonable anymore. He is literally throwing that out just to try to justify the urgency of giving him money - it's an absolute lie. He wants to walk out of that office today with his pockets full, and that's it. And the fact that he thinks it's reasonable either means he has completely lost his mind, regardless if the paypigs listen or not, or he really believes his fans are so stupid that they can't follow even the most basic outline of his finances.

If there is any truth to it, then Phil shouldn't be given money. Kat should assume all legal control of his finances, because taking in over $10k monthly and not being able to afford your groceries for the week means that you are not of sound mind to control your money.