Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

-kaleidoscope intro, siiigh here we fucking go
-the intro is...weird
-well at least there werent cats
-shes always so out of breath just greeting her audience
-the sleeves on her new tie-dye tent are TIGHT
-im pretty sure thats a baby headband and i bet she has a read ring after this
-trying to brace myself for all the creamy comments
-shes got roughly an entire loaf of bread 'for diping'
-right now shes got a hot pot of garlic milk i cant imagine the smell
-she literally cant even wait for the cheese to melt to start eating her dipping foods
-here comes the 3 pounds of shredded cheese
-we're just watching her melt cheese and add wine to it
-so shes got pickles, bread, some kind of peppers?, and bacon strips
-we might get drunk cheesy chinny now
-oh theres potatoes and carrots too
-shes fucking singing again
-you keep bowie out of your fat mouth you bitch
-shes salting it bc it wasnt basically liquid salt already
-shh tic bc she licked the cheese spoon
-she doesnt think pickles will taste good in it thats obviously why she decided to have them
-shes not even done chewing her bite before starting to dip her next bite but is that even a surprise at all
-shes forgot her napkins but shes too lazy-er i mean tipsy- to go get them
-chantal gives us her quickly memorized fun facts
-she assures us that the moon landing wasnt faked, so i can finally stop doubting at last
-shes going crosseyed blowing on bread at the end of a skewer
-im so tired of these planets saying they dont really like something but 'forcing' themselves to eat it anyway
-if you were eager to see chinny with white goop dripping out of her mouth then boy are you in for a treat!
-she rambles nonsensically about hippies for a minute
-once again focusing solely on US history
-i am in shock that its been almost 20 minutes and she hasnt said creamy ONCE. shes replaced it with 'silky' or 'velvety'
-she didnt do a woodstock thing bc it had too much pollution? this from the cow that sits in her running car to scarf down half of canadas cow population? woodstock had too much trash and we hear this from a woman who shits on the side of the road?
-i know those are small pickles but they are like comically small going into her moon face
-speaking of fondue parties, have yall heard of key parties? i hope we ehar about how guntal banged a dirty old hippy at a key party for some pot brownies or something
-she would still go to woodstock though bc of all the artists like *looks at scribble on hand* timmy hondrix
-she looks totally zooted
-if you love cheese you'll love this cheese
-shes pretending shes done but these still a few chunks of bread left so we know how this goes
-she closes with a burp that honestly seemed a bit forced
-tl;dr what a fucking lazy video honestly

EDIT: also that ben weird has commented SEVENTEEN times already that i saw
 
Bacon, pickles and jalapeños..? Did she raid her empty fridge?
Part of me believes the delay was due to the fact that she ate all of the cheese and dipping bits that were supposed to be used for the fondue. I think she did this as soon as she figured out the fondue pot was defective.

Think MoooCow was right. She binged all of the food she had set up for the fondue when she found out her first pot was broken and had to use what was left in the fridge.
 
hi im fat welcome to my crib
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five minutes into fondue and chill and she gives you this look
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"surely THIS green smoothie will make me thin this time!"
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waiting for him to come back with the towel like
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"and i swear his dick was like this big and also he had syphilis or something"
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"i can put my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see?"
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She has obviously eaten a lot before this because the video starts out slow and she does not devour anything immediately. Her speech and energy are low. There’s one point towards the end where she claims to be letting a piece of bread in fondue cool off, but her eyes keep shifting towards the bread and then towards the camera repeatedly in an almost panicked manner. Very odd.

WTF was this moment?
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Edit: I just figured it out. That’s a metal straw and the dumb bitch was wiping it across her lips because she burned herself on the hot fondue.
 
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Whats up with Chantal and cheese? Is this a true obsession or is her trying to be Nickocado, because he is super obsessed with cheese as well and she admires him . And we all know she gets sick eating it, so why?!
Chantal loves her cheese like she loves every food: full of fat and sodium to tingle her pleasure centre. I would not call it a cheese obsession as it all comes back to her craving junk. She could never appreciate and stomach cheese of decent quality as they have a strong flavour and are meant to be consumed in small quantity.
 
Even if fondue was that popular in the 60s, which, whatever... I don't think it was ever associated with hippies. It makes me think of yuppies in the suburbs. Her dressed as a stereotypical hippie eating fondue is just such a bizarre image. It's like dressing up as Gwen Stefani to talk about 9/11 because those are the only two things you vaguely remember about that era.
 
How does she manage to make almost EVERY single meal she consumes look absolutely repulsive? Everything is just so sloppy and rushed.

Granted, a bowl of pure melted cheese doesn't sound too appetizing to begin with, but with proper preparation and presentation I'm sure it can be pretty decent, but not if our Bovine Beauty has anything to do with it.
 
Alot happened in 1969 ... 1969 was a BIG year ... Yeah ... Hippies ... This cheese is AMAZING! .... Hippies ... uh yeah Woodstock ... mmmm bacon ...

What a lazy and poorly researched video, if you want to know what a key party is? look it up.

There is so much information on the 1960's with a quick google search, it seems like she never even bothered to do that , she could have done 10 fun facts from 1969, or 10 important dates , so much more, but no she takes the path of least resistance, throws out a few hippies, Woodstock, Named i think one victim in the Tate murders , I could go on.

So lazy and i think the least amount of effort so far, she was too focused on the cheese. Couldn't even get up to show a view inside the pot, tried to lift it and then realized she might spill the cheese, so decided not to bother at all.

Huge chunks of bread dipping in the cheese , burning her mouth doesn't stop her! She was desperate as ever to get back in that pot! That pot of cheese is gone by now, she would have finished off the rest of the dipping and then just used the wooden spoon for the rest. She is going to have bad cheese shits tonight.

I know I say it alot, but what she had on that tray would have been enough for 4 people to casually sit around dip and have a conversation and a nice glass of wine.
 
I wasn't aware Fontina or Gouda were traditional Swiss cheeses but I lack the erudition of Our Lady or Corpulence. When she mentioned the awful thing that happened, I wondered if she was going to mention Altamonte but no... I should have expected the Manson Murders.

Hippies would have sneered at fondue parties - too establishment, man.
 
Even if fondue was that popular in the 60s, which, whatever... I don't think it was ever associated with hippies. It makes me think of yuppies in the suburbs. Her dressed as a stereotypical hippie eating fondue is just such a bizarre image. It's like dressing up as Gwen Stefani to talk about 9/11 because those are the only two things you vaguely remember about that era.

We know Chantal lurks.

Chantal, hey girl. I'm going to need you to PLEASE give me a 9/11 retrospective to the tune of holla back girl
 
Couldn't even be bothered with Wikipedia for this one, huh? Though I guess expecting Chinny to do a little research and have interesting content is asking way too much. Just the cheese, please.
Since the whole idea of fondue is for a gathering of people to eat it that recipe she made prolly served 6-8 people; and she ate it all herself. Gross.
 
I love when she says she “doesn’t even really like” some food she’s currently wolfing down.

It’s up there with FAs claiming they eat salads all day, Tess Holliday saying she’s not really a fan of desserts and Glitterandlazers telling viewers she double-cleanses her spotty, erupting filthy face. One of those bold lies that you can just SEE can't possibly be true and you wonder why they even say it, since it’s like saying the sky is green or water isn’t wet.
 
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